Lend Me Your Rears

We love you all and hope you enjoy this wild ride we are on --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

If anyone sees this, go to twitter and tell @Smells_Fischy and @fae_casey that they smell like burnt rubber melted on eggs. - Nick  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

What are these episode descriptions all about anyway? Why don't you actually listen to the podcast and tell us what you think on twitter damnit. - Nick --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

This week Casey sat out for a special episode with Fisch and Nick, the editor! Its going to be a wild episode filled with meatloaf, BDSM, and a lot of laughs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Would you let someone lick your secret walnut? are Pissy Shitties real? All those questions answered and more on this weeks episode. Buckle up kiddies! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

We get somewhat in the Valentine's Day spirit this episode. We give some sound advice, and Alex gives some sex tips. Get ready. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Just when you thought you heard everything, Reddit gives you some great gems.... Hold on to your seats, and make sure you were a mask. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

What do you do when you are having trouble making friends with your demons? Have sex with them of course! Also your brother may have softer lips then yours... moisturize! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Strap in because Rome is burning and our hosts are unhinged! Well... one of them is. Meth, work, and pussy puppets in this on. Get ready. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

This weeks episode is all about Fisch and Chips (Liz). Deep dive into reddit with these two weridos and discover the unimaginable from NBA kissing to finding out how to tell your boss you cant come in cause you're in jail! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

What will it take to unite the world? What if your peepee was a microphone? All those questions and more answered on this episode! Strap in for a wild ride. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Happy holidays to everyone! Enjoy this special holiday edition straight from our hearts to yours! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Aren't yah sick of having poopy breath after eating? Us too! We have some tips to keep it fresh... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Popped tires and horny grandmas, get ready for a wild ride --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Mashed potatoes are the most important part of any Friendsgiving. We find out something about fisch we did know of before… --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

We take a trip down memory lane to the early days of the internet. Can't tell if your neighbors have a hostage? We have some helpful tips for you then this episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

From hospitals to the body of Christ we cover a lot of ground in this episode. We also create a brand new saying... can you guess what it is? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Our first holiday special Bonetime spooktacular! Come join us as we explore some of Reddit's scariest posts out there. Special thanks to Defrini for use of his song “Spookie” for our intro this week! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

From our cult to yours! This episode brings some powerful laughs and ideas straight to your listening device. We answer the age old question: Do boners make a noise? Enjoy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

We take this new episode to new heights, 9 stories to be exact. Its still not high enough to match up with the hilarity that comes jammed packed in this one. How would you survive off five dollars a week you may ask? Well I think Fisch may just have the answer your looking for... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Will a man find true love in the bathroom? Will a nurse ever find her patient? All these questions answered on this episode! Horse Friendly. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

We have lot of ground to cover. Alex recasts some movies, and we talk about some sex that just might be worth dying for.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Casey says their Uncle is not a vampire, but can we believe them? Some petty dog-gone good advice is given this episode. We also get to see how horrible a wedding reception can go in the blink of an eye... or a hit of a pen in this case..... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

This episodes will serve as a PSA. Please everyone, be careful with your junk….. Use the right head. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Today we learn how to convert gallons to pounds in a lake of milk, also Fisch gets a lesson in anatomy... Get ready folks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

A new day has dawned for Lend Me Your Rears! Get ready for what could quite possibly be our best episode yet! The next 100 years are going to be bumpin! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!? Get ready for one explosive wild ride in this action packed episode. Duels are starting to make a come back in the most amazing way..... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Theodore Roosevelt, Jesus Christ, samurai, and a DIY pocket pussy from hell. What's not to love about this episode! But be careful... something below the depths is coming back to haunt the Lend Me Your Rears hosts. We may need some help in the near future.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Dragon balls, dick and balls, and a special surprise..... guest? Its a mad house in the studio for this episode but what else is new? Lets see if we can add a new wish to the make a wish foundation in this one... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Yellow pages, Necromancy, and butt vacuums! The three essentials needed for a hilarious podcast episode. This ones a doozey and I think our favorite smooth brained co-hosts gave out some pretty good advice! I think.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

We have better audio! Kinda! First time together face to face in the studio with one mic. Serial killers sure are scary, thank gods I have my Band of banana brothers to keep me safe. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

On this dick slamming episode we have a recipe idea that may just wipe your memory! Also if you're going to cheat, I guess its better to keep it in the family? Hang on to your hats because you are in for one wild ride. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

We are back! Life has been wild but we are back with some new stuff, even a new segment! We give some great advice and learn what happens when Alex is given a billion dollars. Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

The water to corpse ratio for this episode is off. From poo water mishaps to Redditors saving a mans life, this episode has a lot of water to tread. Roughly 40,000 gallons of it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

You know that feeling when you have to move an entire nuclear powered ship to enjoy your bagel? Yeah.. Us too. From illegal boxing matches to communal towels this episode has a lot to unpack.. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

HE HATH RISEN! Who could possibly defeat the 635 metric ton Jesus? That question is answered along with more hilarity in this episode. We promise the Jaguar was a cool guy and was not harmed in the studio. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Can you really trust marsupials? Kangaroos can be complete assholes and so can older cousins. All this and one of the most notorious posts that hit reddit like a freight train on this weeks episode. Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Coconuts can serve a lot of purposes if you really put your mind to it. At least that's what reddit was talking about for months a few years ago. From coconut fleshlights to Karen like serial killers, this episode has a lot to unpack. Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

From breakfast blues to the legendary idiot known as Kevin, we cover a lot of ground in this episode! Enjoy the tales of fictional universes and a little peak into Alex's past! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Its our 10th episode! Pizza hut sure does have its ways doesn't it? We are all over the map this episode (as per usual) and we get a little wholesome. We talk about our ultimate historical lays and for our final post we ask a very important question... Hope you enjoy the ride! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

You ever skin a hot dog? Me either, but apparently its a thing people do. We cover a lot of topics on this episode so strap on your seatbelts and don't forget your poop knife! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

We are back yall and I'm not dying from covid anymore! In this weeks episode we tell of a piss monk trained in the arts of preemptive pissing, motorcycles, and relationship advice. Buckle in for a wild ride folks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

We LOVE usher. Microwaves, aliens, and usher! what more could you want from an episode? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Can pooping your pants change history? Is having a Star Wars themed wedding an embarrassment to your family and friends? All these questions and more answered on this wild ride of an episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

This episode shows how important it is to do your laundry, and why its important to make sure you grabbed the right food out of the fridge when you go for your midnight snacky. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

From dog snatching to bat attacks, we cover ALOT of content in this one! Bring your straws. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Holy cow, reddit has all the stonks! We discuss how reddit is kicking rears in the stock market and making hedge funds cry. Should be noted we are two goofballs who have no idea how stocks work. Again, we have absolutely NO idea how any of this works. But its funny so here we are. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

A dog has his day and a man needs an endoscopy! Now only if Casey could pronounce it correctly... Enjoy the second instalment of Lend Me Your Rears! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support

Welcome to the first episode of Lend Me Your Rears, a podcast where we discuss funny, weird, and out there posts we discover in the vast void of reddit. Todays episode involves a guy that has some doggy issues, and somebody that may find sex a little too humorous.. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lmyr/support