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Issue 43 goes out to our colorful, rectangular, mile-high home state of Colorado. Cam’s great grandfathers get entrepreneurial, Dylan passionately defends 3Oh!3, and Ryland uncovers the truth behind Colorado’s terrifying airport. Inside the Issue: Edgy Cartoon Theories Soapy Smith Partridge Family Religion D.I.Ablo

The boys sit down with Mimi Hayes, a guest expert on neurology. Mimi talks everything from angiomas to aphasia, standup to student teaching, breakups to book tours, and much more. Cam tries to prove he isn’t a robot, Dylan unlocks the other 90% of his brain, and Ryland impersonates an author at Barnes & Noble. Inside the Issue: Hot Doc Crawford Tripod Semester Abroad On Jupiter Brain Slosh Check Out Mimi’s podcast, Mimi and The Brain and her book, I’ll Be Okay, It’s Just a Hole In My Head

In this issue, Ryland sneaks into Lifepile HQ and takes over for a Thanksgiving tour of some of his favorite Lifepile moments.

In our 40th issue we only briefly discuss psychic lifestyles. But don’t worry, we spend a lot of time talking about who we were in middle school. Cam tries to figure out what qualifies as ‘Raven’, Dylan goes on a doxxing rampage, and Ryland wakes up a very special guest. Inside the Issue: Zach and David NO ONE A Broken Heart & A Smiling Face Zamboni Jones: Murder Psychic

Slide on your favorite pair of bootcut genes, hop in your jelly car, and join the boys for Issue 39, our tribute to mutation. Cam is cordial with a new Lifepile employee, Dylan talks about his favorite band, KISS, and Ryland morphs into a vehicle that could’ve only spawned from hell. Inside the Issue: The Joogler Coke Mouse Cuban Monkey Pig Muriel’s Nut

It’s Issue 38 and not one of the boys is making it out alive. Cam exhibits some surprising last-minute heroism, Dylan breaks his arms, shoulders, and collar bones, and Ryland becomes a father of two and gets a sedan. Inside the Issue: Blorping The Ghouchler Godzilla’s Instagram “This Is Monster House Rules!”

Issue 37 is the first issue in Lifepile history that’s about 50% authored by children! Real children! Not the adult children who usually run the show. Also Cam gets gymnasty, Dylan gets heated about some boring contemporary sculptures, and Ryland reveals which beloved children’s novel is based on his life. Inside the Issue: Triple Backflip 360 No Scope Snipe Giganta Greco-Roman Lululemon Sophie Sucks!

Special guest biology expert Blair Britt stops by the show to reveal his personal nipple headcanon for his character Zenith on NeoScum, thoughts on Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson, and makes a lot of great references to educational children’s television. Also Cam reassures celebrities they have beautiful bodies too, Dylan takes a firm stance against pandas watching pornography, and Ryland genetically modifies his body so he’s ready for raves. Inside the Issue: Tony Hawk’s Pro Miss Frizzle Bus Bi-nipular Dylan’s Enema Powerpoint The Gay Sheep Twist

After years of Cher publicly begging and pleading, Lifepile has answered her call and turned back time for Issue 35, our ode to time travel. Cam cracks down on time crime, Dylan discovers how buckwild Canada is, and Ryland is extremely conflicted about giving his grandpa the sweet kiss of death. Inside the Issue: Chupaquito Big Time Traveling Boatsexual Poist Coitus Milk CatPhone XS

Fling open your toy box because it’s Issue 34 and we’re playing with all of your favorite toys for pretty much the whole dang show! Cam shares a story about toxic masculinity on Easter, Dylan takes another crack at reining in his diabolical son, and Ryland shares an absolutely bonkers report about a group of children experiencing an existential crisis while performing surgery on their fluffy god. Inside the Issue: Baby Shark Shoplifting Good Jewish Furbies Houdini’s Netherworld Con The Flubber Tomb

ALL ABOARD! When Ryland comes gigglin’ down the aisle with his lil’ overalls and his corduroy cap you best be ready to have him stamp your One Way Ticket to Bone Town! It’s Issue 33 baby!!! Cam takes us all to church and it’s worse than we remember, Dylan rants a little (a lot) about the history of gender, and Ryland shows us how capitalism ruined dinosaurs and friendship. Inside the Issue: Skeeter the Mystery Eater Jake’s Bones Bone Wars Elderly Gay Skeletons

Remove your cloak, lower yourself into the mud bath, repeat the ancient chants of yore, and lay down in the coffin that is Issue 32 with guest expert Sarah Adler! Sarah tells the boys about spirit orbs, talking to angry plants, animal carcasses, coming of age ceremonies, women professing their love for her father, and the mountain community she grew up in that’s counting down to the end of the world. Also Cam creates a new dairy-based sports drink, Dylan gets invited to a circuit party, and Ryland performs a short excerpt from the Disney musical he was in. Inside the Issue: Doomsday Horse Competitive Soccer Baby George W. Lizard Jesus Big Stack of Elsa’s

It’s Issue 31 and we have a value-sized combo special about all things fast food! Dylan is check-mated into renouncing his buffalo wings brand, Cam does a TED Talk on the Principia Discordia, and Ryland reveals the one topic that makes him very truly actually genuinely angry. Inside the Issue: What’s So Gross About Hair? The Lone Urglar Burger King Menage a Quatro Burrito Lagoon Vaquero

Welcome. You’ve reached Issue 30, Lifepile’s soothing, ambient, wellness, and self care special. We’ve lit our oil diffusers and dimmed the lights. Please remove your robe, lie down on the table, and explain to us what an oil diffuser does. Cam gets an in-depth lesson about positive energy, Dylan has to defend the concept of drinking water, and Ryland finally brings us the segment we’ve all been expecting from him. Inside the Issue: Buffalo Wing Confessional Psychic Prank Calls Let Them Eat Piss Jade Egg Power Lifting

Issue 29 is goin’ to the gamers baby!!! Strap on your headsets, boot up your Gateway, and tell your mom to holler when the pizza rolls are done. Cam tries his absolute darnedest to extend the word count of his college essay segment, Dylan finds out about a tantalizing cookie made by the good, sexy, salad man, and Ryland brings the world’s worst photo into our lives. Inside the Issue: B&E&Sad Digital Light Squirrel Yoshi Sangria All Kirby’s Babies

In Issue 28 Lifepile is going bravely where other people have not previously gone in our outer space issue. Dylan does advertisements for like 9 different products and businesses who aren’t paying us, Cam brings a horrible song by a bad salad man back into our lives, and Ryland dredges up his old rivalry with birds. Inside the Issue: Bad Lil’ Case of The Zoomies Space Chimp’s Beautiful Powder Teen Alien Diplomats Land-Dwelling Octopedes

The Tiny issue of Lifepile is absolutely STUFFED with content. Think of it like a clown car. You open the door and out walks conspiracy theory Drake, Batman holding hands with Juno, Cam’s mom in a leather jacket holding a gun, and a million sparkly basketballs. Also Cam reveals a very alarming secret talent, Dylan hits the bong and talks about murderous biker gang capitalism, and Ryland receives some good ol’ fashioned game show persecution. Inside The Issue: Eat The Booty Like Broccoli Pan-Dimensional Government Elves Kirby: “I’m every woman.” Hell’s Angels’ Tiny Homes

Issue 26 is our BIGGEST ISSUE YET. We’re only talkin’ BIG IDEAS on this one, okay? We talk some big talk about body positivity with a listener, we get big schooled by another listener who had some corrections for us, Dylan gets down on his crumblers in a big way, Ryland gives a big surprise tour of his chocolate factory, and Cam goes big with it on a game show from hell. Inside the Issue: Nickle Nipples Monkey’s Paw Ryland’s Hit List No Big Tears Left To Big Cry

The 25th issue is an ancient and deeply classical issue of Lifepile. In this great triumph of civilized western podcasting we find the young scholar Dylan discovers his immortality only to have it quickly taken away, the old philosopher Cam muses on the inception of his new smoothie shop venture, and our brave hero Ryland explores the cavernous depths of a sweat lodge and also his great uncle’s balls. NEW! Leave us a voicemail describing your sweet lifestyle and we’ll Live It or Leave It on the show! Leave a message at 720 663 8163 ALSO NEW! Post about the show with the tag #Lifepile and you could get a personalized lifestyle tip on the show like this week’s listener, Maura! Inside The Issue: Make A Wish Chiyo Octopus Outhouse Crocodile Contraception Senator Clipitus Clopitus

The 24th Issue of Lifepile marks a monumental day for us- our first-ever special guest, Sophia Jaeckel stops by the show! A self-described Namenda hoe, geriatric enthusiast, and human cane, Sophia brings her professional knowledge of the elderly community to Lifepile along with a collection of nursing home stories that will make you laugh, cry, and recoil. Cam tells us about literally everything that comes out of spiders, Ryland learns about the most famous robot on earth, and Dylan humiliates himself by going back on his word. Inside The Issue: Hardwood Womb That’s The Office Calling Chuck E Cheese Audrey Hepburn Robot Zombie Lincoln’s Sarcophagus

Welcome to Issue 23 of Wifepile! We weally hope you wike it :-) Anyways this whole episode is about wives. Also the boys have some frank discussions about pre-nups, depression and whether you cease to exist once all the people who remember you have died? Anyways Cam teaches his kids outer space is more important than bullying, Dylan makes a living off Skype role-play, and Ryland tries to figure out what Mulan was actually about. Inside The Issue: Ice and Bread In A Cup Ultimate Power Gin ’n Tonic Open The Pod Door, Waifu Caribbean Double Gender-Non-Conforming Wife Shoot-Out

Psst… PSST! Here. Take this. It’s Issue 22. An issue of Lifepile entirely dedicated to spies. In it you’ll find Cam hot on the stink ape’s trail, Dylan getting absolutely OWNED about the Cold War, and Ryland reigniting the Red Scare for 2018. Now quick. Hurry. Go. There’s not much time. Go listen to these three dummies try and have a conversation. Inside The Issue: Dick Pic Espionage Big Billy Mouth Bass Thompson Taylor Thompson Helen Taylor Thompson Dylan’s Star Point

It’s Issue 21 and we’re proudly celebrating what our country hypothetically could be! Dylan gives it all up for Barry O, Cam pulls a gotcha journalism stunt, and Ryland tries to get everyone to sleep in a litter box. Inside The Issue: MacArthur Genius Patriot Chester Cheetah Chicken Dungavenhooter Billy Possum

Get out your pen and paper folks because we’re straight up giving away some all-star White People Recipes™ in Issue 20. Dylan gets tricked into caring about Ryland, Cam defends his secret food arboretum, and Ryland floats down the river with a Horde Red. Inside The Issue: #YourHotGaySoup Licker Lacquer Theresa Kerry Heinz 007’s Tummy Time

You know how oppressive victorian geometry is kind of like going on vacation? Yeah me neither. This week Cam buys all his enemies vacations, Dylan lifts a car off a fashionable woman, and Lil Papa is Counting! Up! Those! POINTS!!! Inside The Issue: Your Personal Moon Bunny Island Laboratories Mickey’s F@!k Land Thanksgiving Asshole Gratitude

Hey gamers welcome to Issue 18! This week Cam indulges in a luxurious fur coat, Dylan breaks up a marriage, and Ryland tries to bring 10 video game consoles on an airplane. Inside The Issue: Hump ’n Dunk Rubies! Rubies! Rubies! Glypie’s Carcass House Twinksquatch

Issue 17 marks the beginning of LGBT+ Pride Month and as you can imagine, we talk a lot about spiders. Dylan rolls out the space cowboy welcome wagon, Ryland invents an embarrassment university, and Cam plays horse judge, horse executioner, and horse pastor. Inside The Issue: BRUTHER LGBT Vending Machines Horse Eggs Secret Boss Fair

In Issue 16 we find our heroes engaged in their first semi-serious discussion about the nature of pride, belief and argument. We’re basically a sociology podcast now. Also Dylan reveals his gorey toe superstition, Ryland finds a new group of supernatural beings to make fun of, and Cam picks the briefcase "A". Inside The Issue: Magical Online Arguments Satan’s Pokemon Portal Vampire Dorks Bone-In Fortune Telling

Issue 15 finds our heroes settling a very topical debate about a polarizing audio clip. Ryland brings back a beloved crowd favorite, Cam starts a very sexy zoo, and Dylan makes everybody a personalized t-shirt. Inside The Issue: Stip It or Tip It ATF Twine Jeans Ryland’s Dessert Planet King Tut Is Vers

In Issue 14 Cam gets publicly shamed in a grocery store, Ryland displays some drive-by heroism, and Dylan celebrates the most important month of the whole entire year. Inside The Issue: Call The Clops Pigeon Cheese Suit Is Krampus Is Real? Saddest Birthday Cake

Betwixt the pages of Issue 13 Cam's gotta dice it up to mix it up, Dylan gifts the boys a new side project, and Ryland resurrects Michael Jackson at a corn palace with some bananas. Inside The Issue: Plugged Conversation Holes Eternity In The Ghost Club The Fur Is Flamming! Area 51 Brothel

In what is perhaps our most conspiracy-heavy issue to date, Dylan uncovers an elaborate conspiracy we can't stop talking about, Cam stands up against discriminatory movie depictions, and there's some sort of interference with Ryland's mic...? Inside The Issue: Emergency Car Sword Kardashian Phone Home The Gremlin Queen Mini Edible House

It's Issue 11!! Cam makes up an elaborate, upsetting surgery, Dylan learns Colonel Sanders is real, and Ryland takes a playful prank battle 14 steps too far. Inside The Issue: Jamba Juice C4 Rooster Cuck Surgery Stubborn Psychic Hotties Bad Boy Cream

Welcome to Issue 10. Ryland relives a traumatic audition, Dylan tries to impress a boy by charging into battle, and Cam avoids his impulse to keelhaul Ryland while desperately pulling up on the throttle of this episode before it meets it's demise in a fiery blaze of vulgarity. Inside The Issue: Top Bug Chef 90’s Eyeball Straws Gay Pirate Booty Compensation D**k Y****t

In our 9th issue Ryland traps everyone in hell, Cam eats a bunch of tires, and Dylan finds out that his new favorite word is "Hunkles." Inside The Issue: Piéce de Twéast Hot ’n Tasty Jelloo Cigarettes Cher-Lock Holmes Social Maximum Security

It's Issue 8, "The Issue of A Thousand Live-Its." Ryland learns how to speak English, Cam makes an earth-shattering discovery he doesn't want to talk about, and Dylan takes everyone to Northern Yukon Territory for the grossest time of their lives. Inside The Issue: Must-Have Bathroom Tech The Immortal K-Pop Wars Ancient Alien Accessories Nick Cannon-Cage's Mummy Toe

Who knew squirting was so integral to self defense? Ryland, that's who. Inside the issue: Sexually Frustrated Hearse Vandalism Exploding Sasquatch Island Jesus Pokemon Gym Elephant Hawk Moth Frog Spider Snake

The boys get into an avoidable car accident with co-workers, learn about vintage slang, and open the world's most delightful hospital. Inside The Issue: Bernie Sanders’ Coke Agenda Rise Of The Horse People Stalin: Poetry Jock Alien Glitter Anus

The boys suit up and take on their most formidable adversary to date: children with smart devices. Inside The Issue: Monetized Charity Dating God’s Wink School Mystery Hawt Flash Baby Arms Dealer

Ryland becomes a tyrannical, immortal leader of a race of furry celestial mammals. Inside The Issue: Very Necessary Sonogram Triple Lohan Breakup Meaty Ryland Clones Corporate Goth Stapler

The truth comes out about Ryland's urinary habits. Inside The Issue: Single Juggalo Moms Pan-Dimensional Mirror Dylan Utopian Coffin City Bad Daddy Redenbacher

Dylan realizes his royal potential. Inside The Issue: Ryland’s Chocolate Marbles Tim Allen: Gay Icon My Wife Phribbit Worst Timeline Beyoncé

A sexy old classic gets a fresh update from the Lifepile crew. Inside The Issue: Ryland’s Nipple Land Pre-Natal Pony Tail Astronaut Colonel Sanders Welcome To My Chicken House