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MQTA S3 E80…. Yasmin looks like a hairy Potato that can’t be waxed…. A woman gets excited from running over little kids or escalators… I don’t get NO satisfaction…. If you eat meat you will end up will a small pickle… There was an explosion in Gimps-land that spread bull cream everywhere… Everybody was Cum-Fu Fighting…
MQTA S3 E79…. Happy Halloweenis… Sour Balls and Worms… Penis Statue unearthed… If you are getting an engagement ring, get a second opinion so you don’t pick up a Yoda maxi pad ring… Watch out for dogs dressed for Halloween as Butt Pugs… Get The Bucket!! And save your Toenails!!!!.... Now you can make your balls relaxed and comfortable…. Also, please watch the stuffed toys you get from Florida as they might come a little extra…
MQTA S3 E86…. Sex scenes that light our fire… Get to the drawing boards and design a new Toy and get paid!!... Don’t make eye contact with the Roast Beef… Do you like sucking candy on a long trip?? Watch what you put in your mouth!!... GET THE BUCKET!!... Something came out of someone’s bum-hole and it crawled up his stomach and it wasn’t Wonder Woman’s Lasso….
MQTA S3 E85…. Someone doesn’t have a gravestone anymore but I have a ring… Morris Code on the One-Note Piccolo… Gender Reveal (Again) with Double Denim and Pearls… Chicken Skin and Chewing Gum… Dave the Duck no longer gives a F**k… Bum Sunning Taint right…
MQTA S3 E78…. Someone dropped many toys that would have made many women happy… Another dog has fetched a winner… Want the perfect vagina? Use a gravy boat and toothpaste!!... Sex Robots will turn you down!!!... Watch your Halloween props as they may look like Arby’s… Invisible Tit Lifters are a new Band you have to see!!!
MQTA S3 E77…. The BIG 250th Episode…. Guests in Studio….. JUBES!!!.... Every woman carries a puppet with her… Thigh Gaps and Watermelons… Elephant Eyelash Pants… Super-sized memory foam Pillows for women for Christmas… Sex Toy Advent Calendar… When you lose your toe, put it in your drink!!!
MQTA S3 E76…. Parental Advisory: Scott Makes an appearance…. Nub Rubs for a 2 day erection…. Angel’s Banjo makes beautiful music… A hairdo makes an uprising… Someone gets booked for stealing his own Weenis…. Adrian gets a leather doughnut for his cell phone… Michelle gets the bucket… Public Service Announcement about Cock-fishing…. Watch out for the Rodasaurus!!!
MQTA S3 E75…. Do you fancy having an affair with a fantasy creature/ possibly a miniature pony??.... Heather wants a big one for Christmas…. Big feet don’t mean a whopper… A boyfriend has done the most wonderful thing for his girlfriend and now all she must decide is lemon or lime!!!
MQTA S3 E73….. This bride did not get the crap scared out of her but her dress said otherwise…. Now you can tell if you’re “In The Mood” from the inside… Naked Attraction contestant has a Bat Cave but no superhero is present… Nothing can be finer than a visit to the Vagina Museum and the visit from the Impossible Whopper… Super Massive Black Holes… A man went to jail because he was trying to garrote a groin…
MQTA S3 E72…. When you are in construction, please don’t get a nut stuck on your head… Someone killed a chicken in the Studio… Not only can you use vinegar for pickles but it can tighten your VJ…. Sad Turkey…. Make sure when you visit a Holy place to splash everything playfully!! A man lands on his backside and now his penis is turning to bone!!!
MQTA S3 E71… A man feels pretty strongly that he wants to be Bigger because he only has a little grub (and get cut at the same time)…. Now YOU can make porn movies near Joan Collins Mansion apparently… Adrian has a case of “Athlete’s Willy”…. Now you can stay in a house with it’s own dungeon… and learn about Bald Vulture’s chewing on a worm… Perhaps you can stay at the “Is It Inn”…. And finally you may want to go to “The V Spot” where you can get a vagina facial and you can steam your privates to get the wrinkles out….
MQTA S3 E70… Penis in the Victorian era was Mashing Potatoes… When you are hot, make sure that you get some freezer pops (perhaps Banana Flavored or a Bomb Pop)… Or if you want to keep your man cool you can buy him Freezer Pants… Adrian has an incredible voice you can’t miss… What is the difference between a Fairy and a Famine and a Ghost Sex Toy…
MQTA S3 E69…. Take me home, bumpy road. It gets me excited!!!.... Naked Homeless Man runs after a dog with a bone in mouth… Brazilian Bombshell make $240K a year posting pics of her bum… Ghost of a masturbating ape hangs out at a mansion….
MQTA S3 E68…. Someone’s dog fetched a big play THINGY with a Rosey Tip…. Make sure you go to the Animal Shelter in just your underwear because you might see NOTHING… If you want to lose fat you must get Physical and feel the vibration… What the hell is Hay-Mife and compression socks for Granny… GET THE BUCKET!! Giving someone the finger can make you hungry!!
MQTA S3 E67… Gummie Weenis’…. Don’t seduce men with Glossy Libs and Lubed Legs… If you have a sore back, try to find a woman in Stilettos to walk on your back (Heather is taking up a collection for someone to wear Golf shoes and do it!!)….Share the love in your kitchen with a meat tenderizer and waffle iron and crock pot…. Now you can buy Unicorn Nipples in case you get get Unic-Horny….
MQTA S3 E66…. Flea with a Porn Star Penis…. Important Meeting being broadcast on a newscast? Please use the cat filter if you are serious!!... Superman makes an appearance… Foreskin Facials abound… Someone gets the Shocker!!... Don’t put an Onion Ring on your face… Feeling the squeeze in your relationship… and finally, if you want to live longer, consider a poop transplant!!!
MQTA S3 E65… An Engagement Ring that really takes it up the Bum… You can not use a vacuum hose and vacuum PERIOD or make sure to use the Crevasse Cleaner… Throw away your Razors as the new trend is coming back with FULL force… Pubic Hair Transplants… Buy a new product to make your area sweet like Churros or Fruit Salad in your Furry Basket… and Heather has a stroke while telling about a used condom in court….
MQTA S3 E64…. One of the funniest episode endings ever!!! Adrian takes a snake to a Vegetarian…. Riding a bike can give you a 9 Day Erection that gets a Grade 4… Watch out for the new Sex Toy on the Market… A woman lost her memory by having a number 2… Chad wants to eat more Cheese… Adrian becomes speechless and almost dies… There are mice that need love so bad they BONK themselves to death!!... A library and books can lead to a naughty arrest… and…. You better pleasure your woman or you are gonna get shot!!!
MQTA S3 E63…. You need to choose what you wear on TV carefully or there may be a cock fight… Don’t invite your new husband’s Crotch Goblin to the wedding… You can now modify your body to add speed bumps to your Weenis… France is handing out nice little blue pills to help keep men’s morals UP… Don’t upset your ex-girlfriend or she just might pop your egg out of the basket…
MQTA S3 E61…. It’s very possible that Bigfoot may have a small Willis as a new study proves…. Michelle breaks out into Mime…. A dog tattoo turns out looking like a plucked chicken… A lady’s Milkshake can feed All the boys in the yard… Adrian almost dies from Lionel Richie… A new healthy cocktail comes with lots of swimmers (Semen Smoothie)… and Michelle needs the bucket!!
MQTA S3 E60… Learn how to crack an egg properly… Now we learn about a curvy squirrel with large breasts… Possum Love and boobs…. Llama Man loves the new plush Llama plush toy with extra parts… Foot Fetish people rejoice. Now from Sex Robot Company you can get silicone feet with built in Vaginas… Don’t get Hammer Toe or Corn on the Knob… Find Big ‘Gina Foot….
MQTA S3 E59…. Men can now be penalized for penalizing…. You may want to visit the Texas Glory Hole or Wanky’s Wall… So what do you do with leftover Cadbury Eggs, Try a Fudgina!!!..... And if you are feeling blue and looking a little blue you should remove your twig and berries…. What did you get for your 14th Birthday? How about drugs, alcohol and a lap dance from your MOM…. And Finally, if you wanna get bigger, just grab the Canola Oil…. Do you wanna see a Mood Willy?
MQTA S3 E62… Adrian blows out Zoobas… Hot Mess Yoga… Solo Sex is better than Yoga… Parks have willies popping up all over… Robot Love, Hope they have a big battery for that!!... What does a Pope Mobile, Ice Cream Truck, Hearse and a Cop Car have in common??.... and Need some garlic? Don’t go looking in the Love Cave??
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MQTA S3 E57…. The team answers questions sent in from fans!! Learn about Ghosts… Learn how we got started… Learn how we met… SO MUCH FUN & INFO!!!
MQTA S3 E56… Learn about a chocolate yoga bunny and a dog facing down… Boner Spray so you can get your pencil squeaky clean… Michelle records Super Massive Black Holes… Your Buffet has no Vegetables… Man puts up dating ad that says he wants a lady with a “innie vagina”… A woman gets turned on by an unusual nose fetish... Cake Farting… and finally, why would anyone ever want to lick a toilet seat cover of an airplane (Michelle loses her lunch)…
MQTA S3 E55… Brian and Helen from England join the crew… GoPro Willy and we don’t wanna see the Nut Wig…. A Day In The Life Of A Willy… When you get something for free with your haircut, (Like a Condom) make sure to inspect it closely…. Turn your 35ft Willy into a flower… IKEA Kama Sutra or should I say MQTA Kama Sutra… Learn how to braid a Nut Wig!!!
MQTA S3 E54…. Boxes of Wine… Mayhem… Boy with mommy tattoos… Adrian is left hanging… Pound Land gets blasted for putting vibrators by toys (well what do they expect)… We are playing “Hide The Rabbit”… Michelle has an accident… Carvings need an expert to examine One Ball… With a balanced diet you should probably try to drink more warm yellow liquid…
MQTA S3 E53…. What happens when you have a stroke at family gatherings? Do you ever get any relief?.... If you put on bronzer to beef up your sausage, you may end up with a Brazilian Brown and end up with long balls…. Learn about what the laws are in the world when you play with yourself and someone needed a “Bang Break”…. And I want my salsa without nuts please!!! …. Finally, kids say and draw the darndest things!!
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MQTA S3 E52…. What happens when you are packing “small nubbins” and you wait until the wedding night to let your bride know? I smell a lawsuit… When your going through baggage check maybe you will find a few new treasures like butt beads or maybe you will get a big head!!... Find out how a lady gets red faced by rubbing in some oil but it’s a stretch when it numbs the area… Cookie Monster makes an appearance… Learn how to shave your male areas such as various Nut Wigs…
MQTA S3 E47…. What happens when you drink too much? It gets hard and you go blind…. A woodpecker was spotted in the park and they named it “Dick” and everybody knows about the bird…. Learn about the Minnesota Beach Boys… A fun couple covered in fluid decided that Love on a plastic sheet in the woods with people around was the best way to show affection… Adrian is addicted to Jubes… What happens when a woman can’t find the time but the police can!!!
MQTA S3 E48…. An Irish Popeye has some big trouble with Seamen…. Women, don’t insert Parsley in your love canal but Adrian thinks a casserole should go up there… If you need exercise, you may want to become a “Up and Coming Artist” using your GPS Tracker app and one jogger is getting a “Big Head.” …. When you dress, try to get a new men’s shirt that lets you Cum Together!!!..... Healing crystals CHAKRUBS make great gifts for your lady’s dark place or you can play Harry Potter with your Pleasure Wand… And finally for your entertainment….Michelle and Heather go for the “Bob Ross Bird Box Penis Challenge!!”
MQTA S3 E49… David Tennant found out that he doesn’t like Eggplants… You learn that you shouldn’t touch someone on the Peach… You may want to get some Ballz for your Valentine this year!... Google Maps got a 360 view of a Giant Peach (maybe it was James)… and finally, you are NEVER too old to use a Flame Thrower in Sexual Games!!!
MQTA S3 E50…. What happens when you have a strange stain on your wood floor in the shape of a Weenis!!... New Emoji are coming your way: Pinchy fingers, underpants and many want a new emoji period…. One guy has found his true love and it bugs him and she died so he ate her!! … There is a big snow drawing that raised some heads and it blows… and finally, learn the right way to make bowl of noodles “Dick Lo Mein”….
MQTA S3 E46…. When picking up an outfit, please look at yourself in the mirror or you may be caught with a BIG HEAD… A sex toy for women gets banned from a tech show… Jump inside my mouth before I swallow you Whole!! I want to eat you!! GET IN MY BELLY!!!... A WWE female choker decided to shut her opponent up by filling her hole with a stopper of unnatural origin and we called it the “Bloody Mary” move… Dingleberry Pudding!!!
MQTA S3 E45… If you get a tattoo down under, do you stretch it with a rolling pin or clothes pin??....And what happens when a parent orders dolls from Amazon and they get more than they bargained for…. I’ll give you a good flocking if you can describe this car graffiti…. A woman tries to spice up the bedroom with game of “Hide the Glade!”….
MQTA S3 E44… HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Where is the worst place to push an Erection Button?... Tesla Monkeys!!... Adrian goes to Facebook Jail for posting Bums with Bows… Learn about The Curse of Poke Island… Can you get bigger confidence if you get filled to 6”?? And it’s your favorite day of the year!! What Did You Get Stuck in Your Rectum This Year!!!
MQTA S3 E43… Christmas Special… Let us introduce you to another mother who thought that she should make a Pegasus cake with a big surprise…. A fake tan leaves a big impression on a lady and she couldn’t disguise its head… A festive Tally whacker was in the Apple App Store and went out the same day confusing many…. And a Robot Brothel has went down after not raising enough dough and a Robot turns down one of the hosts...
MQTA S3 E41…. Everyone eats “JUBES” and they are full of Quality You Can Trust… and Non-Stick pans can give you a smaller hotdog… Learn who Todd is and why does he have windshield washer fluid… Why is there no Playboy magazines for the blind and learn to follow the bouncing dots… Adrian loses his readers… and there once was Two Prunes and an Eggplant… What happens when come in contact with a giant Weenis on a wall… and finally what happens when you want the twins to feel more festive!!!
(Disclaimer: Heather and Michelle have gotten into the Holiday Cheer early)MQTA S3 E42… If you would you like to get engaged, you must look for the ring in the fellatio forest!!... What happens when your wenis gets stuck in your own throat… Learn about the new book “When the Mushroom Swells!!”…. When you make your kids 1st Birthday cake try not to make a BIG PINK #1 as it may look a little like a cake willy!!.... And finally Heather learns not to drink a Winey Mary and learn about the kid who brought a blow up doll to school to help with the Christmas Nativity…. Merry Christmas!!!
MQTA S3 E39… Santa Claus is coming to kill you… Find new earrings for your girlfriend for Christmas to wear to your Grandmother’s house…. There is a new way to use your pumps in your shoes to transform your life if pencil case without a pencil…. Learn how to shoplift from the naughty store if your attractive and a woman… And the story that finally killed Michelle that includes what kids are drinking now…
MQTA S3 E40…. Did you know that you can die from having a pipe dream at 60??.... If you are on a dating app, don’t swipe right when it’s your sister!!.... What happens when you get a literal booty call in jail??... And now for Christmas you can get ornaments from Felt Melons that are hand crafted…
MQTA S3 E38… What happens when your eggplant breaks in two places and looks like a saxophone? What happens when you are ALL Thumbs and people can’t see right??.... What happens when you aren’t quite in the Christmas Spirit? Just get a pair of wreaths with Jingle Bells on them?.... A woman is going to get reconstructive surgery for her bits as her boyfriend gave her a gift that was TOO Big!!
MQTA S3 E37…. Did you ever butter your toast and find a Wenis? Well you are not as lucky as this lady!!.....If you are disappointed at the cops, just show how you feel with your art skills on the police station--- several times!!.... And now you can hunt for Ghosts and watch porn stars at the same time!!
MQTA S3 E35… Glitter pumpkins are great for men unless it’s eggplant willy!!... There is a scratch card for couples that is better than winning the lottery (or maybe not)… Let’s try Boinking Bingo… Madonna has a face scrubber that many women will find appealing…. And Gordan Ramsay has a BIG secret “You Donkey.”
MQTA S3 E36…. A mother has tried to sell her dresser for double digits while posing with her doubles…. Man with hands in pockets going to feel cocky all day (especially when flying)… A man who really (physically) loves his car gets stuck in a hole…. Tell my future!! Read My Nubbins!! ….. Learn about Winter ‘gina and Chilly Willy!!
MQTA S3 E34…. If you are in the mood for love, please take it off the shoulder… What happens when you take BABYSITTING literally and it gets stuck… A small boy gets a cake that looks like a bedazzled Vagina…. And finally man taking Viagra is seeing Red!!
MQTA S3 E33…. Learn what happened to someone who faked a disability to get sponge baths… NEVER get mad at your grandma for buying a shirt for you…. What happens to people who park badly… A lady has pain in her “bits” two days after going out partying and you will never guess why!!!
MQTA S3 E31…. What happens when you get horning *literally* and it looks like a cabbage roll ….. A bearded pervert really has a things for dummies… Doctors witness pretty weird things on a daily basis but now a 31 year old man had a 23 inch toy stuck right up the balloon knot for 24 hours….