Hi, it's Beth just turned 65 and I'm ready to talk. We'll have some laughs I promise.

#664 And how much they give me back.

#662 I got my greatest marital advice from my veterinarian.

#661 I'm nominating Perfidia Beverly Hills for Mother of the Year. And, yes, that's her name.

#660 A big, bold, beautiful waste of money

#659 One of his truisms - When one door closes and another door opens ... you're probably in prison. Well, another - In order to drink responsibly, you must never spill a drop.

#658 Poor Zoe Kravitz - she didn't deserve it.

#656 Jude Law did not have his teeth extracted ....

#651 I also have a review of Freakier Friday

#647 He looked me right in the eyes and crushed a kiwi. I'm dead.

#646 I've got more on Superman - it's getting even better.

#644 My faith in mankind has been restored.

#643 Don't take any child under 11. This movie was terrifying, and it wasn't the dinosaurs.

#639 Well, almost. The name of the medication is Oxfluza.

#638 Made for men, by men. Got a man? Take him.

#632 How to make your first interaction with your new grandbaby go perfectly.

#631 - The men in the theater laughed their heads off.

#623 Harold Pinter will never be dead ... I'll tell you what I mean.

#621 Six-year-olds liked it - why aren't they reviewing this movie?

#621 And, really, you can't wear "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" buttons any more.

#619 Forget everything you heard - this is a great movie.

#618 Two hours and seventeen minutes (get it?), but not so bad.

#617 It was a real, actual curse. This is the Johnny Carson show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf75SDhfwdg This is the one that got me started https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rbobz9Ylo