Hi, it's Beth just turned 65 and I'm ready to talk. We'll have some laughs I promise.

This podcast first aired on July 26, 2020. Ken Webster (no relation) and I wrote this about a great president who we don't think about much today. He was president during the building of America.

#710 At age seventy-one, I had to read the fifth line in the dark.

#709 Costs no money - YouTube sensation - Brand new world!

#708 Kit and I want to know, how old does that make us?

#706 Just say it. You want Henry Cavill to be the next James Bond.

#705 It comes from the Old English word, punian, which means, to beat, crush or pulverize.

#703 I know it's two weeks late - I had to think about it.

#702 Plant geraniums in Texas, or any other dumb thing you want to do.

# 699 April Fools! That wallpaper's really funny, too. Just saying what we are all thinking.

#698 How could someone forget punching the Priest in the nose during his Baptism?

#697 It's a Cavapoo, not a Cockapoo - I was close.

#696 Here's some old-lady advice - keep in touch with your inner girlfriend.

#695 She is wearing a dress made of receipts from her husband's affair with another woman. What a girl!

#694 Imagine having two, thankless jobs.

#693 Is it an ethical problem? I hope not.

#692 If only it were half as good as this picture.

#691 Dracula, Sentimental Value, Blue Moon and, yes, Melania

#690 Brian Cahill - I want you to live forever.

#688 He's 80 years old; works full time. She's lucky.

#685 - Calling this guy a narcicist would be a compliment.

#684 Don't leave half way through - it packs a real punch at the end.

#682 Hollywood - please bring back the D-girls.

#679 Both girl movies - hallelujah!

#678 I was there - it really happened!

#675 A truly-shattering thing to say to someone who has lost their child

#674 I love how it's just the top of Jeff Goldblum's head.

#673 If we had an AI headshot generator, she'd be a fox.

#670 It's in my rearview mirror. I wonder for how long.

#669 I learned everything I needed to know about this movie in the ladies' room.

#668 Betty Davis was right - aging isn't for sissies.

#667 So gory ... wait until it's on the small screen.

#664 And how much they give me back.

#662 I got my greatest marital advice from my veterinarian.