Hi, it's Beth just turned 65 and I'm ready to talk. We'll have some laughs I promise.

#697 It's a Cavapoo, not a Cockapoo - I was close.

#696 Here's some old-lady advice - keep in touch with your inner girlfriend.

#695 She is wearing a dress made of receipts from her husband's affair with another woman. What a girl!

#694 Imagine having two, thankless jobs.

#693 Is it an ethical problem? I hope not.

#692 If only it were half as good as this picture.

#691 Dracula, Sentimental Value, Blue Moon and, yes, Melania

#690 Brian Cahill - I want you to live forever.

#688 He's 80 years old; works full time. She's lucky.

#685 - Calling this guy a narcicist would be a compliment.

#684 Don't leave half way through - it packs a real punch at the end.

#682 Hollywood - please bring back the D-girls.

#679 Both girl movies - hallelujah!

#678 I was there - it really happened!

#675 A truly-shattering thing to say to someone who has lost their child

#674 I love how it's just the top of Jeff Goldblum's head.

#673 If we had an AI headshot generator, she'd be a fox.

#670 It's in my rearview mirror. I wonder for how long.

#669 I learned everything I needed to know about this movie in the ladies' room.

#668 Betty Davis was right - aging isn't for sissies.

#667 So gory ... wait until it's on the small screen.

#664 And how much they give me back.

#662 I got my greatest marital advice from my veterinarian.

#661 I'm nominating Perfidia Beverly Hills for Mother of the Year. And, yes, that's her name.

#660 A big, bold, beautiful waste of money

#659 One of his truisms - When one door closes and another door opens ... you're probably in prison. Well, another - In order to drink responsibly, you must never spill a drop.

#658 Poor Zoe Kravitz - she didn't deserve it.

#656 Jude Law did not have his teeth extracted ....

#651 I also have a review of Freakier Friday