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Three schmanelists are asked somewhat silly What If questions. It’s funny, we promise! Well, sometimes it’s serious. And occasionally horrifying. At least, Rachel the Moderator gets horrified. (And then she might shoot someone with a Nerf gun. We all have our ways of coping.) We also learn something…

Panel Schmanel


    • Mar 6, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 27 EPISODES


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    Episode #27: Versus (Live at TusCon!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 46:38


    Join the Schmanelists at the Tuscon Sci-Fi convention TusCon—dedicated fans of science fiction, fantasy, and horror. This episode is has the team discussing the eternal geek hypothetical: Who would win? It’s Chewbacca vs. Sweetums, Captain America and Mr. Rogers (in a ‘nice-off’) and many more, including Kate’s very, very dark joke about Abraham Lincoln. The post Episode #27: Versus (Live at TusCon!) appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #26: If I Had A Million Dollars

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 66:38


    What our Schmanelist panel do with a windfalls of various size? Caveat: It must be wildly irresponsible. $500, $1,000, $100,000, a million … and one billion dollars. Music studios with dungeons, dragons, and assault with a delicious weapon … sometimes at the same time. Featuring some high-quality cackles, and mechanical poop sounds. The post Episode #26: If I Had A Million Dollars appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

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    Episode #25: Musicals and Mischief

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 43:23


    Three schmanelists who are also improv performers deliver their take on musicals. There’s a surprising amount of murder for an episode where Steve mostly stays quiet, David breaks into song on a regular basis, and a critique of Daniel Radcliffe’s butt. (Spoiler: It’s pretty great.) The post Episode #25: Musicals and Mischief appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #24: Life on Uranus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2019 45:34


    Life in our solar system is real! And the schmanelists detail the tiny whales, cannibalistic crustaceans, and naked space hamsters that inhabit each planet. Also, some frantic Google searches to remember our 5th grade science classes. We are “non-experts” after all… The post Episode #24: Life on Uranus appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #23: The Centaur of Attention

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2019 48:22


    What if one day a third of the human population woke up as centaurs? Schmanelists tackle questions of etiquette, jobs, and more in this strange new world… The post Episode #23: The Centaur of Attention appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #22: We Have the Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 49:28


    He-Man and She-Ra were a part of our childhoods, so we’re going back to ruin Eternia to build our own secret fortresses, explore the Ambiguously Gay Duos, the fur loincloth fashion, and meet a special Guest Schmanelist, Amanda. Fair warning, this is … not a PG episode. At all. The post Episode #22: We Have the Power appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #21: #deathgoals

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2018 57:26


    In this poorly-recorded episode, the Schmanelists are in the Halloween spirit, examining what it would be like to be a ghost. Steve is allowed to join the panel and predictably becomes the first person to be shot with all six Nerf bolts after describing ghost teabagging. Also, #deathgoals. Note, there is explicit language revolving around … Continue reading "Episode #21: #deathgoals" The post Episode #21: #deathgoals appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #20: Time Travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2018 43:15


    In this episode, our schmanelists decide that if time travel does exist, Hitler was probably pretty good at dispatching time travelers, and then somehow end up talking about cheese, like, a lot. The post Episode #20: Time Travel appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #19: Wasting Away in Hyrule

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2018 49:26


    Rachel probes the gamer minds of Shawn, David, and Alan as they explore which video games they would live in, which is actually their lives, and of course David talks about how he would definitely die painfully. Somehow, the topic of Edge of Tomorrow literally never comes up. The post Episode #19: Wasting Away in Hyrule appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #18: Evil Masterminds

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2018 50:23


    Turns out, special guest Liora’s experience growing her own business (at overtone.co) gave her a lot of insights into how to keep your neighbors from reporting your mad genetic experiments in an upstairs apartment. Also special note: Sorry about the last episode’s “blank” podcast. We’ve uploaded the proper file, but iTunes (or whatever your podcast … Continue reading "Episode #18: Evil Masterminds" The post Episode #18: Evil Masterminds appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #17: Pokemon Come to Your Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 67:52


    What if the world of Pokémon merged with our own? Are there cockroaches in the Pokémon world? Would licking become a leading cause of death or fetishes? Find out with Steve, Alan, and David! The post Episode #17: Pokemon Come to Your Town appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #16: Living in Art

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 67:43


    If you could live inside a painting — which would you choose? Jenn goes for the classics, Steve wants to live in a NASA fantasy, and David … well … https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_School_of_Athens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Persistence_of_Memory https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Dean_(artist) https://www.nasa.gov/feature/nasa-and-art-a-collaboration-colored-with-history   The post Episode #16: Living in Art appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #15: Zombies vs. Werewolves vs. Vampires

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 54:40


    The panel takes on one of the great nerd quandaries of our time: Which is better, zombies, werewolves, or vampires? New panelist Zoe feels very strongly that her pick is superior. The post Episode #15: Zombies vs. Werewolves vs. Vampires appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode 14: Zeus Goes Whole Goat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2018 59:31


    What if the Greeks were right, and the Pantheon descended from the clouds in all their mismatched glory? Among the topics: Flattery, pettiness, and Jesus’ hip new name, Jezeus. The post Episode 14: Zeus Goes Whole Goat appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #13: Ice Cream Socialism

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 63:22


    If you could make one law, what would it be? According to our panelists, chocolate, ice cream, and Bill & Ted are apparently integral to a peaceful world. The post Episode #13: Ice Cream Socialism appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #12: Dictators

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 80:05


    The panel discusses the powers of dictators, and how they would use or abuse them. Unsurprisingly, David’s answer involves ice cream. Shawn’s Homework     Here’s an interesting list of benevolent dictators. Korean days of the week are actually based on Chinese elements, plus the Sun and Moon – meaning Monday and Sunday are basically … Continue reading "Episode #12: Dictators" The post Episode #12: Dictators appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #11: Teleportation and Spider Loafs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 81:37


    In this episode, the panel discusses teleportation. Mira wants to move couches, and Steve predicts the immediate demise of civilization.   The post Episode #11: Teleportation and Spider Loafs appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #10: 50 Shades of Green

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2017 67:03


    The Shmanelists explore the wild world of genre crossovers: Living in movies, and crossing famous movies, TV shows, and books. Steve makes a case for the quiet life in Police Academy, Ben wants to be a claymation figure, and Amy wants to follow murders but not actually be murdered. Star Trek, Pee Wee, drag queens, and … Continue reading "Episode #10: 50 Shades of Green" The post Episode #10: 50 Shades of Green appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #9: The Wookie Life Day Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2016 54:37


    The Schmanelists have gathered before watching Rogue One to discuss everyone’s favorite space opera, complete with a special guest schmanelist, the Star Wars Holiday Special, and a passionate outburst from the supposedly-quiet sound engineer about why Qui-Gon Jinn was the worst. Also, a bonus question about wookie anatomy. Shawn’s Homework The disco-fied version of the Star Wars theme song that ruled the Billboard … Continue reading "Episode #9: The Wookie Life Day Special" The post Episode #9: The Wookie Life Day Special appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #8: A Space Odyssey with Pauly Shore

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2016


    What if you were a space explorer? The post Episode #8: A Space Odyssey with Pauly Shore appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #7: Dinosaurs Make Terrible Pets

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2016


    What if dinosaurs still roamed the earth? The post Episode #7: Dinosaurs Make Terrible Pets appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #6: Playing With DEATH

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2016


    What if your place in the afterlife were determined by a game show? The post Episode #6: Playing With DEATH appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #5: All Aboard the Zane Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2016


    What if you were stuck in a horror movie? The post Episode #5: All Aboard the Zane Train appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #4: Netflix & Kill

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2016 33:03


    What if the zombie apocalypse happened? Jenn has a bus, David has a sword, and Ben has a chicken. Somewhere along the way, our schmanelists decide Elon Musk is our universe’s Tony Stark. Also, Rachel finally gets to use her Nerf gun! Shawn’s Homework Currently available on Netflix: Animaniacs On Wikipedia: Dawn of the Dead … Continue reading "Episode #4: Netflix & Kill" The post Episode #4: Netflix & Kill appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #3: In A World …

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2016 38:48


    What if humans laid eggs? Our schmanelists decided this involved chicken overlords and bedazzling. But not the the bedazzling of chicken overlords. Shawn, Alan, and Mira also discuss the birds and the bees, with an emphasis on bees, and sexy hats. And Mira turns out to not be human. Shawn’s Homework Currently available on Netflix: … Continue reading "Episode #3: In A World …" The post Episode #3: In A World … appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #2: We’re Super

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2016 54:35


    What’s your superpower? Our schmanelists got a bit creative with this one. Amy’s in competition with God, Ben’s starting a catering business, and David’s power comes with a cleft chin. This all gets derailed when we can’t remember the ingredients for Seven Layer Dip. Shawn’s Homework Currently available on Netflix: Luke Cage  Cheers Available on … Continue reading "Episode #2: We’re Super" The post Episode #2: We’re Super appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

    Episode #1: The Sinister Three and a Half

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2016 48:05


    What if you were a villain? For our inaugural show, we asked our schmanelists that and somehow we got the Butt Prince. Listen to learn more about Alan’s secret lair, Shawn’s sparkly transformation sequence, and Mira’s living dress. Shawn’s Homework Currently available on Netflix: Next Batman: The Movie Currently available on Hulu: Misfits Steven Universe … Continue reading "Episode #1: The Sinister Three and a Half" The post Episode #1: The Sinister Three and a Half appeared first on Panel Schmanel.

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