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Hey guys, just a single gal and momprenuer with some wild dating stories. Listen to this if you’ve mixed business with pleasure but weren’t pleased

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    • Oct 6, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 14m AVG DURATION
    • 51 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Pretty Banana

    Are Women Unfriendable?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 16:25


    In this episode I discuss overall unfriendly women, why they may be triggered, and how it has nothing to do with me.

    Shake My Ass In The Metaverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2022 7:43


    In this episode I say the F**K word A LOT! Describing how pathetic these people are who gangbang female cartoon vaginas! And other topics! Happy 2022!!!

    The Flower Shop Sex Fantasy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 11:02


    I wrote a 6 page erotic story about a fantasy I've been having for a few weeks. Check out the story, it's a sexy, and vulgar short read! Prettybanana.gumroad.com

    Don't Beat Up Your Sugar Daddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 7:52


    Know your place and establish boundaries in all your relationships before you fumble bags and ruin connections.

    No Stretch Marks Vibe

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 14:31


    In this episode I discuss what ISNT woman empowerment to me and how women have evolved past the current narrative being portrayed.

    Baby Momma Momma Momma

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 17:15


    In this episode I discuss baby momma, and an interview I saw with Kountry Wayne & his 10 kids.

    I Do Not Know You

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 8:52


    Respectfully, if we haven't spoken in a long time I don't know you!

    Your Kids Don't Belong To You

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 20:55


    In this episode I discuss how my son has been behaving, the school not giving an F, and how I was threatened by the court about school attendance.

    Luxury Chips & Small Tits

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 16:32


    In this episode I discuss my run in with my young neighbor who shouldn't be outside in the wee hours of the night.. She was looking for food and I wanted to help but….. it's not entirely my problem and I should mind my business.

    Roaches & Hot Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 24:30


    In this episode I have my friend over who is currently searching for a new home discuss with me how family is un reliable and offer fake favors in times of need.

    Dry Humped By Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 32:01


    In this episode I talk about why I don't like scary movies, my experiences with the paranormal and, how I'm pretty sure Incubus( which is the actual name of the demon) was dry humping me in 2019

    You Could Never Be Me Bxtch

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 9:19


    Here is to all the children who'd be only children if their parents were satisfied with them. Lol just kidding

    The Good Bitch Witch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 23:34


    In this episode I discuss the void I've had with being intuitive but also serving God as a Christian. You can't serve two Gods right? As I order tarot cards I wonder if I'm doing the right thing even though I prayed about it.

    PizzapartyPussyPedophile

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 7:37


    Wth!!!! If you like children please get therapy!

    Happy Baby Daddy Day pt II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 17:31


    In this episode I just wanted to follow up about my fathers issues with excepting love and in general why trauma prevents you from living your best life.

    I Love A Good Side Chick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 20:42


    In this episode I talk about thinking outside the box when it comes to child care.. daycare is very expensive, why not utilize your x's new partner? Women love baby sitting their step kids for free!

    If You Don't Suck Toes You're Blocked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 14:03


    Blockeddddddd! In this episode I discuss how men and women who waste your time or don't meet your expectations should be blocked. No explanation, just blocked! Protect your peace!

    Happy Baby Daddy Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 22:34


    In this episode I discuss saying happy Father's Day to my father and my sons father for the first time, how leaving the relationship wasn't something I wanted at first and, why I chose to not let hurt people hurt me by taking accountability!

    Mosquitoes Are Lesbians

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 14:27


    Happy Pride month! If you don't like gay people stay away from them. But don't be a hater because you are low key gay and scared to admit it. Also, mosquitoes that suck blood are women, and because one tried to kill me and suck me dry that means it was a lesbian. That fine but I don't personally mosquito lesbianism.

    Get On Your Knees And Apologize To That Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 11:44


    Some women in relationships just do too much complaining! Love, communicate, peace, and all that because life is too short to argue about the toilet seat being up.

    Broke Men Belong In The Friend Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 11:56


    You heard right! We can be friends, get to know each other and even make money together.. I'll be damned if I'm pulling more weight with a man and he's not even handicapped.

    Financial Domination

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 18:45


    In this episode I discuss what my fetishized is, and why it should be yours too. Do you want to be a dominatrix? If so, why? FinDomme 101. Some very basic tips for starters.

    My First Millionaire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2021 18:59


    In this episode I talk about my experience dating a millionaire and the reasons why I’ve never contacted him again. If you like Lobster & not dirt, you’ll love this episode!

    Pepe Le-Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 7:05


    In this episode I discuss not caring at all that pepe le pew is cancelled. Bye

    Takis VS My P***y

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 10:28


    In this episode I discuss my views on having more kids, and having kids in general! Enjoy!

    Meghan Thee Baddie Markle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 11:38


    Cuz period! I’m sick of racist UK news! I am so happy & grateful for a brave woman like Meghan Markle! Many blessings to her, Harry and their kids

    I Should Beat Your Ass But I’m Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 18:00


    In this episode I talk about how people will test your patience and why should ignore them. I am also triggered by coffee “dates.” Random fact. Enjoy!

    Sugar Daddy In Training

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 16:20


    In this episode I discuss how my son said he was a sugar daddy, and how I’m using his new found inspo of giving women gifts, to make him a man that will be a provider for any woman in his life when he’s older.

    America’s First Circle Jerk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 11:07


    In this episode I discuss America’s first circle jerk with John D Rockefeller & JP Morgan Chase.... if you ever lived paycheck to paycheck this is why. TAKE NOTES! EDIT*** the first railroads were not made in 1892, but you get the gist!

    Exposing Dick Pics In My Phone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 9:27


    I’m extorting all of youuuuu! Just kidding. In this episode I discuss why I am not because I am allergic to drama.

    Ass Burgers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 28:49


    In this episode I discuss finding out a guy I dated in 2019 having Asperger’s syndrome. The story behind it basically inspired my other episode “why men should have multiple women.” Disclaimer: I am not generalizing anyone with the condition but this MF... Enjoy!

    Block Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 13:33


    In this episode I discuss weeding weak people out your life, why some friendships don’t last, and how it’s good when people block you. #Respectfully

    Clubhouse Whore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 8:16


    I’m officially a clubhouse house hoe and I love it! Lol. J/k so I’m in clubhouse the app and here is ny testimony.

    Giving Blowjobs For Clubhouse Invites

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 19:34


    New year same me! In this episode I discuss my experiences with clout chasers, being happy for the people you actually know, and how everyone is giving blowjobs for clubhouse invites.

    Lori Harvey Is My Hero

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 19:21


    The title says it all! Take notes!

    Alien Clit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 15:47


    In this episode I discuss changing my sex to ALIEN because I just can’t relate to American anymore, why you can’t be friends with someone you’ve been intimate with and, how you have to sometimes let people think what they want in peace.

    Raising Little Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 17:07


    In this episode I discuss situations I could have handled better as a mom, and how I’ve had to step it up as a mother to make sure my son isn’t a BITCH when he grows up.

    Grow Like My Tities

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 9:59


    In this episode I discuss a topic many of you are familiar with. Growth. You never stop evolving and learning, and when you reach a breakthrough in life, you get uncomfortable. That feeling means you’re growing, it’s going to hurt, it’s going to be uncomfortable, like when my tities were growing.....

    Anal Plug Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 10:31


    In this episode I discuss value of SELF, real estate appraisals & why Racism is a fake joke! Enjoy!

    Orgasms For Lunch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 8:47


    In this episode I discuss not letting the whole day defeat you, believing that you can overcome your mental health issues, and having orgasms on your lunch break.

    Treat Mommy Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 10:50


    In this episode I have a conversation with my six-year-old son about treating me good and leading by example for other men. We discussed having better communication and other random things. Thank you for listening.

    I’m Horny Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 19:01


    In this episode I briefly discuss a run in with a sophisticated beast man I’ve been fantasizing about, why tax season makes me horny, and how you can potentially get a tax write off for your gentials! If you also need a push on how to secure the entrepreneurial bag, grab a pen and paper for a quick note!

    I’m The Girl Men Buy Flowers For

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 14:11


    In this episode I talk about not being jealous of other women who receive gifts from men. Most people lie about their happiness, making it impossible to be jealous. So, you see a girl get flowers... but what you don’t know is she’s getting cheated on or beat up.... Get yourself the gifts you want and you will start receiving from others.

    Men Should Have Multiple Women

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 13:41


    In this episode I talk about why men should date multiple women, why you should consider it, and, I promise it’s not click bait. Just expressing my views on dating and what I prefer.

    Slap My Ass: A Love Language

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 20:13


    So I wanted to discuss love languages since I discovered it and had a huge aha moment with them. In a nut shell, here is why your relationships with people aren’t working out, here is how you find out how you want to be loved so that other people can love you back. Look up 5 Love Languages & take the quiz.

    Guinness World Record For Shortest Dates

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 27:32


    I vetted this guy for 3 weeks and got totally catfishes!!! How? We even FaceTimed!

    Debts & Dildos

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 17:00


    This conversation I had with a man literally left me feeling so uncomfortable I didn’t even want a vagina. If people can get a decent change to have new Gentiles, can I get a Barbie Vagina?

    Unfortunately I’m Not A Transgender Woman

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 13:03


    So I met a guy that changed the way I pre qualify guys forever!

    My Son Hears A Mans Voice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 5:37


    So I was listening to some voice notes and my sons reaction was hilarious. So, I asked him how he felt about me having a boyfriend one day

    Good Morning Hoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 17:13


    In this episode I talk about how men greet women these days. Very bland, boring, and un chivalrous. When you correct them they either apologize or you’re a bitch for wanting more. Ooops

    Pretty Banana (Trailer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 0:26


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