Real Lich Hours: A Baldur's Gate III Podcast

This week we wrap up Chinatown with a little science experiment... performed on us. Our quest for the Ankaran Sarcophagus has led us into the underworld of the Kuei-jin, who want to subject us to something called the Belmont Protocol. Additionally, we do some standout side quests, with one massive addition from the Clan Quest Mod.Other Segments:Clan Chapbook: The Kuei-jinChronicles of Darkness: Fera (animal shapeshifters)Up on a Soapbox: The Troika Curse

In this episode, we find that the grout is already cleaned out, and have a night at the museum.Other Segments:Chronicles of Darkness: Hunt down the skinny on Vampire HuntersHandbook for the Recently Deceased: CelerityProtean Protips: Gary has a microtip to share

In this episode we dance ourselves clean and visit a haunted house. Other Segments: Chronicles of Darkness: Ghosts and Geists Handbook of tIn this episode we dance ourselves clean and visit a haunted house.Other Segments:Chronicles of Darkness: Ghosts and GeistsHandbook of the Recently Deceased: StealthGuess Who: Jeannette and ThereseLA By Night: The Deb of Night Radio Show

Dare you accept the dark gift? What will you do to hold onto your humanity? What secrets await you in Real Lich Hours Season 2? Come find out, if you dare.

In this episode, we say goodbye to Baldur's Gate III.

In this episode, we talk about the epilogue and various endings of BG3. Other Segments:  Character Roundup: Gale Legends and Lore: Cut ConteIn this episode, we talk about the epilogue and various endings of BG3.Other Segments: Character Roundup: GaleLegends and Lore: Cut ContentAnd finally, announce what we're doing for season 2 of Real Lich Hours!

In this episde, we take the crown. Other Segments:  Character Rounterup: Chat about Laezel Go fast: The bonkers speedrunning tech in BG3 GroIn this episde, we take the crown.Other Segments: Character Rounterup: Chat about LaezelGo fast: The bonkers speedrunning tech in BG3Groove out to the BG3 OST

In this episode we free Orpheus, either from the Emperor's grasp, or from this mortal coil.Other Segments:Preparing for the point of no return.Character profile on the best girl, Karlach.Explanation of the Silver Swords of Gith.Fiend Folio about the Cranium Rats

In this episode we go to hell.Other Segments:Fiend Folio: Devils and DemonsUp on a Soapbox: Camp! The theatrical kind.Guide to Planes: Avernus

In this episode it's our way or the WyrmWay. Other Segments:  Legends and Lore: Baldur Complete Player's Handbook: Wyll Fiend Folio: DragonsIn this episode it's our way or the WyrmWay.Other Segments: Legends and Lore: BaldurComplete Player's Handbook: WyllFiend Folio: Dragons

This episode is a quick announcement to let you know that the way you get Duckfeed's premium content is changing. Patreon now offers individual feeds of all of our backer-only shows. This gives you control over what your podcast player downloads, and what you ultimately listen to. Since Patreon itself has this feature, we will no longer be using the individual show feeds on Fireside for our premium content. Those feeds will no longer be updated. Here's what you need to do: You will now need to subscribe to each show you want to listen to individually through Patreon. The process is very simple, just go to the Membership tab on our Patreon page. I've also created a detailed guide for you in the pinned post on our Patreon page. (https://www.patreon.com/posts/122629571) The delivery of public episodes isn't changing at this time. (So to get both the public and premium episodes of Watch Out for Fireballs!, you will need to subscribe to both the feed provided on Patreon and the public feed on watchoutforfireballs.com. I apologize for this duplication, there just isn't a way to handle it better at the moment). Very little else is changing at the moment. You will still get email notifications about every episode we post, regardless of what shows you subscribe to. If you miss the combined feed of all of our shows, what we called the firehose, we're sorry that it went away. You can recreate the effect either by using an RSS feed combiner service, or using features in the podcast app you already use to group shows together into one list of episodes. This feature is called Stations in Apple Podcasts, Overcast calls it Smart Playlists, Podcast Addict calls it Playlists. Pocketcasts doesn't have an option for this as far as I know. Patreon's multi-show RSS feature is still in testing, and there may be hiccups. This is also just one of many changes Patreon is making to make podcasting on their platform better for everyone, so expect more features in the near future. If you have any feedback about the experience, please write at info@duckfeed.tv. To sweeten the pot if this change makes you want to back us for the first time, or to become a patron again, use the code MULTIFEED (all one word) to get 20% off the first month of a new subscription.

In this episode we stage a labor strike at the steel foundry and take down Gortash.Other Segments:Sage Advice: Talk about explosivesLegends and Lore: GortashDeities and Demigods: Bane

In this episode we stage a daring rescue attempt.Other Segments:Legends and Lore: this Iron ThroneDeities and Demigods: GondComplete Artificier's Handbook: Technology

In this episode we pay tribute to the bitch queen of the sea. Their words, not ours.Other Segments:Deities and Demigods: The aforementioned queenAlternate Realities: Siding with GortashUp on a Soapbox: Revisiting Baldur's Gate 1Fiend Folio: Vampires AND Werewolves

In this episode we get invited into Cazador's Lair.Other Segments: Legends and Lore: CazadorCharacter Round Up: Astarion

In this episode we join a hag victim support group and do the worst quest in the gameOther Segments:Legends and Lore: The BG3 prequel you forgot aboutUp on a Soapbox: Baldur's BummersFiend Folio: Poltergeists

In this episode we join a hag victim support group and do the worst quest in the game Other Segments: * Legends and Lore: The BG3 prequel you forgot about * Up on a Soapbox: Baldur's Bummers * Fiend Folio: Poltergeists Our theme music is composed by Gwen Static (https://trashsoundconglomerate.bandcamp.com) and our show art is done by Jayden Dale.

In this episode we get greasy and do mummy stuff.Other Segments:Legends and Lore: Characters from Baldur's Gate 1 and 2The Complete Wizard's Handbook: Achieving ImmortalityFiend Folio: Mummy Lords

In this episode we turn Orin's Orinsides Inside Orout.Other Segments:Complete Priest's Handbook: Divine InterventionLegends and Lore: OrinFind Familiar: Baal Butlers

In this episode we… "do some butt-kicking for righteous justice". Wait, is that right?Other Segments:Deities and Demigods: WaukeenLegends and Lore: MinscFiend Folio: Giant Space Hamster

In this episode we lose it all to the Lady of Loss at The House of Grief.Other Segments: Character Roundup: ShadowheartLegends and Lore: ViconiaSage Advice: Mirror of Loss

In this episode we recommend some BG3 Youtubers in The Role of Computers.

In this episode we take a walk in the park and see some fireworks.Other Segments:Alternate Realities: Early AccessLegends and Lore: Society of BrillianceFiend Folio: SahugaginFind Familiar: Sparky

In this episode we meet the Murder Tribunal.Other Segments:Legends and Lore: SerevokDieties and Demigods: BhaalFiend Folio: Hollyphants

In this episode, we sunder Sorcerous Sundries.Other Segments:Legends and Lore: SilverhandUp on a Soapbox: BG3 fan theoriesComplete Wizards' Handbook: Legendary spellsFind Familiar: Three more kitties!

In this episode, we crash several funerals.Other Segments:Complete Priest's Handbook: The AfterlifeCombat and Tactics: SummonablesSage Advice: AttitudeFiend Folio: Kobolds

In this episode we fight a propaganda war and go to church.Other Segments:Legends and Lore: Elf Song TavernArms and Equipment: Catching up on all the cool gear we foud.Find Familiar: Kitties!

In this episode we coronate Enver Gortash and go to prison. Yaay!Other Segments:Alternate Realities: What if we fought Gortash now?Legends and Lore: Flaming FistFiend Folio: Steel Watch

In this episode we trade flesh in Baldur's Gate.Other Segments: Deities and Demigods: SharessLegends and Lore: The Naabor family treeFiend Folio: Nymphs

In this episode we go to church and interrupt some smuggling.Other Segments:Deities and Demigods: IllmaterCombat and Tactics: Elemental Series (Myrmidon)Sage Advice: Damage resistances

Today on Real Lich Hours, we join the circus!Other Segments:Legends and Lore: ChultFiend Folio: Three for one special! Blink Dogs, Crawling Craws, DjinniFind Familiar: Crimson and Shadow Whiskers

In this episode, it's time to check what's going on in the suburbs of Rivington.Other Segments:Combat and Tactics: Elementals! Part Two!Deities and Demigods: CyricFiend Folio: Dopplegangers

In this episode, we get so, so close to Baldur's Gate, but instead we go to prison.Other Segments: Legends and Lore: OrpheusThe Complete Player's Handbook: Tadpole powersCombat and Tactics: Elementals, part 1

In this episode, we gather our party to kill a god.Other Segments:Alternate Realities: The Gale BombUp on a Soapbox: So how was Act 2?The Forum: We hear from you!

Do you guys think Mind Flayers are slimy? Let's find out as we muck about in the Mind Flayer Colony.Other Segments: Sage Advice: Shop restocksLegends and Lore: The NethereseFiend Folio: Devourers

Whether you're a goodie-goodie or a ne'er-do-well, Act 2 of Baldur's Gate III will culminate with some massive battles at Moonrise Towers. This week we talk about dealing with Ketheric's forces on the ground floors before ascending to the roof to fight the man himself… with or without the help of Dame Aylin.Other Segments:Sage Advice: Camp Clerics and Camp Wizards. Win the tedious way!Combat and Tactics: Doors and ToughnessFiend Folio: Sirens. Better late than never!

Would you believe us if we told you that the Shadowfell is a place that sucks? Having just completed all of Shar's exams, we plunge into her realm to confront Balthazar and figure out what to do with the Nightsong, aka Dame Aylin the Aasimar.Other Segments:Complete Priest's Handbook: Rate our favorite Cleric spells.Legends and Lore: Explain the ShadowfellAlternate Realities: What happens if you side with Balthazar?

Please sing to the tune of "Scar Tissue" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.blows harmonicaThe Gauntlet of Shar we're in act two yeahThe Gauntlet of Shar we're in act twooooOOOOOOOOIt's time to deal with a devil and put Shadowheart's Faith to the Test.Other Segments: Sage Advice: Round up the best spells for area denial and zone controlFiend Folio: CloakLegends and Lore: Balthazar

Once the Stones of Shar are placed into the Gauntlet of Shar, Thanos will be unstoppable.Oh my god, we're about to meet a necromancer!Other Segments: Sage Advice: Talk about the best counters for InvisibilityUp on a Soapbox: What the hell is a "prestige dungeon"?Legends and Lore: Recount the Ketheric Thorm tragedy

Okay, but what if we SNEAK in there?

Finally, an EVIL city.

Oh, Zombie. What's in your head?