Five heroes enter the mists of Barovia to face off with Count Strahd in the Curse of Strahd
Finding themselves at the funeral of a beloved friend (and the owner of some fine trash), a group of adventurers find themselves being asked to discover the mystery behind a deadly virus that turns its victims to blocks of ice. Binkley Billowquick – Male Gnome Artificer – Played by Elliott Jeff White – Male Human Cleric (Life Domain) – Played by Preston Nezha – Male Tiefling Rogue – Played by Jacob Torrwyn – Female Aasimar Paladin – Played by Carrington Don Leon – Male Tabaxi Rogue – Played by Raph Krowvid – Female Kenku Wizard (Necromancer) – Played by Ashleigh Nihal Arneb – Male Harengon Warlock (Hexblade) – Played by Charlie Zehari – Female Orc Barbarian – Played by Alyssa Issac – Male Human Cleric (or is it?) - Played by Demetri Kyra Ironpride – Female Leonin Barbarian – Played by Harlie Sath – Male Harengon Druid – Played by Jason Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Inspirational Film by Blue Skies Music (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Freedom" by Exulted Queen (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Service" by Golden Elixer (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Ice Thrown" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Tracks has been modified for length.
The Motley Fools continue to bumble their way thru the castle of Lord Von Zarovich, but what started off as a fun adventure begins to take an unexpected dark turn. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. FIND US ON: DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1 Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Defiled Temple" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Tracks has been modified for length. "Grunt's Appearance" and "Darkness" from Amnesia: Dark Descent OST Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use Tracks has been modified for length.
The Fools continue make their way thru Castle Ravenloft. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. FIND US ON: DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1 Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Court of the Count" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Tracks has been modified for length.
The Motley Fools continue to make their way thru Castle Ravenloft following an invite to dinner by Strahd. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. FIND US ON: DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1 Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Court of the Count" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Tracks has been modified for length.
Following their dinner with Strahd, the Motley Fools are given free rein of Castle Ravenloft as they set out on a mission to uncover treachery within. But what secrets does the confines of the brick walls hide? About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. FIND US ON: DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1 Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Cinematic. Epic. Iron Legion" by Jamendo (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Court of the Count" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Tracks has been modified for length.
The Motley Fools spend the afternoon trying to make themselves presentable before dinner plans with the Devil. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. FIND US ON: DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1 Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Late Night Jazz Sound" by Mark Dorricott/MusicRevolution (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Thunderhead" by Victory Flags/FineTune Music (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Court of the Count", "Barovia Castle", and "The Hearth Inn" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Tracks has been modified for length. "Halls of the Undead" and "Ancient Winds" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length
The Motley Fools spend the day exploring around the lake before their meeting with the mysterious Rictavio. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. FIND US ON: DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1 Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Zen" by All Bets Off (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Sweltering Desert Nights" by Ruud Janssen (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Weirder Things 2", "The Orrery", "Skyship" and "Hidden Valley" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Tracks has been modified for length.
Cassandra, Kodiac, Thixian/Halo, Anet, Velcar, Arlo and Daetu sit down with Braega for a roundtable discussion to talk about their characters and the campaign so far. Get to know the players a bit better while getting inside their heads and enjoy a few laughs as they talk about Royally Screwed. Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
While Velcar and Kodiak are away, Daetu has a mysterious visitor. The following day, the party finds a celebration in the Blue Water Inn. The party finds that magic can be unpredictable in Barovia as well as makes a grizzly discovery in the Burgomaster's Mansion. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Halls of the Undead", "Magic Forest" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length "Haven", "Terror in the Woods", "The Hearth Inn" and "Victorian Slums" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Track has been modified for length.
After discovering who is responsible for the missing bones, the Fools find themselves looking for Henrik van der Voort, but they find more than just the coffin maker waiting for them. But even worse is waiting for them as they try to restore hallowed ground. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Trouble in the Air" by Farrell Wooten (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Halls of the Undead", "Echoes of Time V2", "Ossuary 7 - Resolve" and "Return of Lazarus" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length "Thieves Guild", "Haven", "Terror in the Woods", "The Hearth Inn" and "Closing Time" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Track has been modified for length.
As the day of The Festival of the Blazing Sun arrives, Velcar finds himself once again staring into the eyes of the Lord of Barovia. As violence erupts in the streets, a coup d'etat results in a new Burgomaster of Vallaki. Seeking safety, the Motley Fools bring Ireena to the Chapel of St. Andral, but safety might not be in their reach. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Music Credits: Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) Mourning (Full Version) by Christopher Bennett (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Lux Tenebras", "Grand Hall", "Back Hall" and "Brennenburg Theme" - Amnesia: Dark Descent OST Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use Tracks has been modified for length. "Halls of the Undead", "Night Vigil", "Past the Edge" and "Thunderbird" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length
With three orphans on their hands, the Motley Crew heads back to the Vistani camp in hopes to pawn their problems off on them, only to find themselves taking yet another Vistani problem into their party. A mysterious dinner invite arrives and the party finds things are not as they appear at the Burgomaster's home. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Cassandra - Human Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Thunderbird" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length "The Summoning", "Solace" and "Borealis" - Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length.
With pies on the brain, the Motley Fools leave the Vistani camp and head for the nearby windmill in the hopes of purchasing some tasty treats. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Arlo - Changeling Cleric Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Interloper", "Ancient Winds" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length. "Abandoned Windmill", "Heart:Briar", "Terror in the Woods" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License Track has been modified for length. "Next to the Guardian" from Amnesia: Dark Descent OST Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use Tracks has been modified for length.
A sit down chat with Velcar, Thixian and Anet to discuss the events that happened following the lost audio for the previous episode, as well as their thoughts on the current campaign. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We are far from being a professional group. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Mentioned product: The Interactive Tome of Strahd can be purchased at https://www.dmsguild.com/product/301867/The-Interactive-Tome-of-Strahd (Not a sponsored product placement - just a product I like and support that adds to the CoS campaign. Curse of Strahd: Reloaded from Dragnacarta - CoS:Reloaded - Compilation Thread Fleshing out Curse of Strahd from MandyMod - Fleshing Out Curse of Strahd: Master Table of Contents Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
The Motley Fools meet the colorful bard Rictavio. Note: This session was originally 4 hours long, however, 3 hours of that session was lost due to technically difficulties (user error - the software stopped recording). The Roundtable episode following this episode features Thixian, Anet and Velcar as they discuss with the DM what happened after the audio shut off. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) Mourning (Fully Version) - (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Monomyth – The Encounter", "Awakening", Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length. "Morgana Rides ", Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Tracks has been modified for length.
Upon being approached by Urwin of the Bluewater Inn, the motley crew find themselves heading west to the Wizard of Wines to investigate why a wine shipment has been delayed. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Tome of Strahd Reading" - QuestionofHeaven Youtube - Found at https://youtu.be/ZIcGA7Aj28Y "Monomyth – The Encounter" Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length. "Morgana Rides ", "Ossuary 6 - Air", "Ossuary 7 - Resolve" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Tracks has been modified for length. Amnesia: Dark Descent OST Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use Tracks has been modified for length.
The motley fools leave Ismark and the Village of Barovia behind heading towards Vallaki. With Ireena in tow, they find their way to Tser Pool, where a reading from Madame Eva and well as surprise from the other side of the mist awaits them. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We are far from being a professional group. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Awakening" Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length. "Despair and Triumph", "Echoes of Time v2", "Magic Forest", "Teller of the Tales", "Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act Two", "The Other Side of the Door" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Track has been modified for length.
With dream pastries in hand, Anet, Thixian, Kodiac, Velcar and HALO make their way thru the Village of Barovia where they meet a family with a problem and come face to face with the ruler of the land. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We are far from being a professional group. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Quiet and reserved, Velcar descended from a line of nomadic humans in the land of Narfell. After an attack on his village by a coven of vampires,with many were killed and his mother raped, he was born half vampire. As he grew older and his vampire abilities grew, he was shunned by his tribe and eventually was forced to leave the home that he knew, but not before he slaughtered his tribe after they killed his mother. He now hunts the dark creatures to prevent further atrocities from happening again. Velcar travels the lands with his cat, Grimm. He is currently played by Warpfactor, who proudly serves in the US Military. Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Anet is the party's death from above. Born human, as an 18 year old warrior he entered a forest to confront an owlbear that had been plaguing his village. However, this particular owlbear was sacred to one of the gods who was unpleased by the death of the creature and turned the man into an owl-man hybrid, an owl aarakora. Anet, saddened by this turn of events, began wandering the lands to break the curse and eventually came across a young owlbear cub who's mother had been killed. He took the cub in and raised it as his own, naming her Ava. Anet is played by RatGirl, the 14 year old member of our household, who tends to have quite the potty mouth during our gameplay. Thixian Envarius - Male Half Elf Bard Thixian was born into a noble family, his human mother married Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford. While he had all he ever needed, ate from silver utensils, and hand servants to wait on him hand and foot, he never felt free. His only friend being the Tressym, Wraith, which he had since he was young. He would often sneak out of his castle to venture to the nearby village full of the lower class, armed with nothing more than his lyre. He would visit the bar in the center of town and sing and play his heart out. One day a newcomer came into the bar, an owl aarakora, which Thixian took interest in. In between songs he would sit and talk to the man about his adventures and wished to have his own adventure one day. Thixian finally snapped when he was told he would be wed to a woman he'd never met before. As a final slap-in-the-face to his parents, he stole as much money and goods, summoned Wraith to his side, and ran. With the money, he bought a rapier and the rest went to the people of the village.Thixian is played by 23 year old XionLark. HALO - Male Warforged Barbarian Waking up on a table in an empty room of an abandoned building, Halo has no recollection of who he is, who he was, where he is and where he has come from. The only clues to his previous life are held in a folder found on a nearby desk - a sketch of the man he was, and a brief description of a soldier who had fallen in battle, to have his soul encapsulated into a metal body. The only memories he has of his past life lie in his ability to wield the weapons of war that seem to come natural for him. Halo is played by 14 year old Akrul, who is on the autism spectrum and tends to be more reserved during our gameplay. Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger It was a cool winters day as several travelers walk into the Fox's Folly Pub. They sit down and see the owner, an Elf with a pet fox. As the travelers go up to the pubs owner they ask his name. The elf says "My name is Kodiak The Killer and I have ran this pub for 50 years how can I help you?" The travelers ask for a Winter Fox (a white ale) and then asks "how did you get the name Kodiak The Killer?" Kodiak responds "Kodiak is my first name and The Killer is a name I got from the 50 years of battle I have been in to save my elfish home." The travelers at aw ask "Would you be down to join us in one more adventure?" Kodiak responds " You Have My Bow." Kodiac is played by Foxx, who also serves proudly in the US Military. About The Dungeon Master Finally, no adventuring party is complete without the person behind the screen, helping to weave the story into something that the players can enjoy and make memories over. Yours truly, Breaga Magesblood, will be the Dungeon Master (DM) for this campaign. This will be the second campaign (not counting one shots) that I will be directing. I would like to say that I can enthrall you with wonderful voices, vivid imagery and amazing NPCs to the same skill of Matthew Mercer, Chris Perkins and Matthew Colville. This would be a lie. Instead, I have spent months listening to these DM greats and try to take what I know I can successfully accomplish without being too campy - yes, I'm guilty of stealing the famous line "How do you want to do this?" but I know I am not Mercer and I do not try to be. Try as I might, my NPCs tend to all sound like backwood hicks from Arkansas. However, my kids do enjoy my goblin and orc voices. We still have fun, in spite of my short falls. You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
As the motley crew make their way thru the Durst Manor, a new hero is found. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We are far from being a professional group. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Quiet and reserved, Velcar descended from a line of nomadic humans in the land of Narfell. After an attack on his village by a coven of vampires,with many were killed and his mother raped, he was born half vampire. As he grew older and his vampire abilities grew, he was shunned by his tribe and eventually was forced to leave the home that he knew, but not before he slaughtered his tribe after they killed his mother. He now hunts the dark creatures to prevent further atrocities from happening again. Velcar travels the lands with his cat, Grim. He is currently played by Warpfactor, who proudly serves in the US Military. Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Anet is the party's death from above. Born human, as an 18 year old warrior he entered a forest to confront an owlbear that had been plaguing his village. However, this particular owlbear was sacred to one of the gods who was unpleased by the death of the creature and turned the man into an owl-man hybrid, an owl aarakora. Anet, saddened by this turn of events, began wandering the lands to break the curse and eventually came across a young owlbear cub who's mother had been killed. He took the cub in and raised it as his own, naming her Ava. Anet is played by RatGirl, the 14 year old member of our household, who tends to have quite the potty mouth during our gameplay. Thixian Envarius - Male Half Elf Bard Thixian was born into a noble family, his human mother married Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford. While he had all he ever needed, ate from silver utensils, and hand servants to wait on him hand and foot, he never felt free. His only friend being the Tressym, Wraith, which he had since he was young. He would often sneak out of his castle to venture to the nearby village full of the lower class, armed with nothing more than his lyre. He would visit the bar in the center of town and sing and play his heart out. One day a newcomer came into the bar, an owl aarakora, which Thixian took interest in. In between songs he would sit and talk to the man about his adventures and wished to have his own adventure one day. Thixian finally snapped when he was told he would be wed to a woman he'd never met before. As a final slap-in-the-face to his parents, he stole as much money and goods, summoned Wraith to his side, and ran. With the money, he bought a rapier and the rest went to the people of the village.Thixian is played by 23 year old XionLark. HALO - Male Warforged Barbarian Waking up on a table in an empty room of an abandoned building, Halo has no recollection of who he is, who he was, where he is and where he has come from. The only clues to his previous life are held in a folder found on a nearby desk - a sketch of the man he was, and a brief description of a soldier who had fallen in battle, to have his soul encapsulated into a metal body. The only memories he has of his past life lie in his ability to wield the weapons of war that seem to come natural for him. Halo is played by 14 year old Akrul, who is on the autism spectrum and tends to be more reserved during our gameplay. Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger It was a cool winters day as several travelers walk into the Fox's Folly Pub. They sit down and see the owner, an Elf with a pet fox. As the travelers go up to the pubs owner they ask his name. The elf says "My name is Kodiak The Killer and I have ran this pub for 50 years how can I help you?" The travelers ask for a Winter Fox (a white ale) and then asks "how did you get the name Kodiak The Killer?" Kodiak responds "Kodiak is my first name and The Killer is a name I got from the 50 years of battle I have been in to save my elfish home." The travelers at aw ask "Would you be down to join us in one more adventure?" Kodiak responds " You Have My Bow." Kodiac is played by Foxx, who also serves proudly in the US Military. About The Dungeon Master Finally, no adventuring party is complete without the person behind the screen, helping to weave the story into something that the players can enjoy and make memories over. Yours truly, Breaga Magesblood, will be the Dungeon Master (DM) for this campaign. This will be the second campaign (not counting one shots) that I will be directing. I would like to say that I can enthrall you with wonderful voices, vivid imagery and amazing NPCs to the same skill of Matthew Mercer, Chris Perkins and Matthew Colville. This would be a lie. Instead, I have spent months listening to these DM greats and try to take what I know I can successfully accomplish without being too campy - yes, I'm guilty of stealing the famous line "How do you want to do this?" but I know I am not Mercer and I do not try to be. Try as I might, my NPCs tend to all sound like backwood hicks from Arkansas. However, my kids do enjoy my goblin and orc voices. We still have fun, in spite of my short falls. You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
Velcar, Anet, Halo and Thixian find themselves locked in the Durst Manor. About Royally Screwed Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends. You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com Our Cast of Characters: Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/ Music Credits: Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)