Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

In part one of 1,000 of Love Is Blind, Season 2 After the Altar, Iyana puts on a brave face, Nick can barely contain his contempt for Shaina (not to mention Shake), and Natalie is getting a surprise party she appears to be well aware of?

In this recap of the Season 2 reunion show, Daisy and Ellyn discuss aspirational hairstyles, unflattering fashion, and Vanessa's need for new gays, plus a few things that matter — like how pissed and drunk everyone on stage is and how much they all hate Shake.

It's the season 2 weddings! Will Nick's sweat send Danielle into a spiral? Will Iyana finally see the red flags?? Will Shake EVER shut the fuck up??? You might be surprised! But you probably won't.

In episode 9 of season 2, Shake and Jareteteetee are insufferable, Deepti and Iyanna both have doubts, and Danielle ruins a perfectly lovely charcuterie board by just being herself. Also, we get the first half of the first wedding of the season, and Nick's antiperspirant really gave out.

In season 2 episode 8, Daisy and Ellyn agree that Natalie definitely learned how to neg from Mama Nan, and that Iyanna's parents are her age and they are not here for your bullshit, but also may have brought a dying cat to the get together? Shayne announces in front of his mom that Natalie had diarrhea. And Danielle Danielles all over the cake tasting. Also they try on dresses and suits (literally who cares?).

In season 2 episode 7 we find out that Shayne doesn't JUST want a cape at his wedding, he also wants hot dogs, mac and cheese, and an Old Fashioned cocktail fountain. Nick's family might send Danielle absolutely over the edge. And if Mallory wasn't regretting saying yes to Sal before, his out of tune serenade at her will probably do the trick.

In season 2, episode 6 of Love Is Blind, we learn that Shayne only has one thing he REALLY wants for his wedding (spoiler: it's NOT capri tuxedo pants), Danielle's mom should spend less time discussing her daughter's flaws and more time making her husband dinner while he goes fishing, and Shaina was the villain we somehow missed in the first go-around.

In season 2, episode 5, Danielle's insecurities are as obvious as her contour. Shayne begs Natalie for a compliment but she can't hear him over her constant negging. And Mallory LOVES her ring, she swears, but like, clearly Sal doesn't actually want to marry her because it's not yellow gold. Also, Kyle tells Shaina she's a rare find, which is understandable because he lives in a tree.

In this recap of season 2, episode 4 of Love is Blind, Daisy and Ellyn practice giving — and receiving — compliments. We learn how phenomenally low the cast members' bar is (like, at the earth's core). Shake has diarrhea of the mouth while Danielle has diarrhea of the butt. Enjoy!

Three Love in Paradise? What is even HAPPENING over here? In this episode Ellyn and Daisy begin to seriously wonder if anyone is okay. All the people get engaged. Even those who ABSOLUTELY KNOW they shouldn't. Don't say we didn't warn you. Also, Ellyn implores Daisy not to mention “schmaschmorshun”on their comedy podcast.

Daisy and Ellyn are GOBSMACKED at the absolute stupidity on display in this week's episode. Two out of the blue proposals, a really embarrassing serenade, and Shayne doing it... again.

Welcome to season 2! What are YOU wearing? Daisy and Ellyn have absolutely no recollection of any of these people. Did we even watch this show before? Season 2 brings us Shane, Shayna, Trisha, some JLo wannabe with a wedgie, and everyone's favorite villain, SHAKE. Get ready to meet some deeply insecure people, who really want to go deep...

In the reunion episode of STFU UK we find out who's still together, who can't stand each other anymore, and Daisy and Ellyn discuss the finer points of buttered popcorn. NSFW.

In a mashup episode of all the UK weddings, we find out who does and who doesn't. All the women picked the same dress, and if Fredday says yes, we will quit the podcast.

Episode Nine of STFU UK is a parade of truly awkward, cringe, and downright jaw-dropping family meetings. Come for the pasta bake, stay for the narcissism.

In episode 8 of STFU UK, Tom has a coronary over Tash, Catherine is an asshole, and everyone's least favorite Who from Whoville, Sam sticks his nose job back into everyone's lives.

Episode 7 of STFU UK, aka The Recording That Almost Didn't Happen. Ellyn has time blindness, Catherine is NOT HERE FOR YOUR JOKES, and Tom kind of grows on us? Maybe? A little? We reserve the right to change our minds at any time. 

In this preview episode of Love Is Blind season 8, Ellyn uses her notes from the trailer and Daisy completely wings it. Also, apparently, SOME PEOPLE don't find Daisy funny? Ellyn and Daisy are covering season 8 NOW over on the Grab Bag Collab Patreon! Be sure to sign up and get all of the episodes as they watch the season in real time at https://www.patreon.com/GrabBagCollab

In episode 6 of STFU UK, there's trouble in paradise when we learn that Fredday isn't perfect, Jasmine needs a time out, and Ellyn lives a truly blessed life.

In the 5th installment of LIB UK, Benaiah Twain and Nicole get a second chance at love, Cat has a score to settle, and we get a surprise cameo from Barry Gibb.

In episode four of STFU UK edition, there are only two things to discuss: Sam SUCKS and Fredday can get it five ways to Sunday.

In Episode 3 of STFU UK Edition, Daisy betrays Ellyn's trust by watching ahead. Ellyn gets nodes imitating Catherine, and both of us are probably getting restraining orders from Fredday.

In the second episode of STFU UK Edition, Ellyn is convinced all the men of England are therapized, and Daisy is convinced Nicole is actually Nancy.

In the premiere episode of Shut the Fuck Up Nick Lachey UK Edition, Daisy does some GREAT accents, Ellyn is insufferable about how much she knows about English people, and Nose Job Sam is a walking red flag.

We made it (finally) to the end of Season One of Love is Blind. We swear we started this season back in the early 90s. Ellyn and Daisy (just barely) survived the Barnetts' sexual over-sharing, Amber's mean-girling, and Jessica's redemption arc. We learn that a party crawling with cameras and reality TV star wannabes is not the best place for a first date. Damian is fully out of his mind. And Cameron is a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.

On Love Is Blind Season 1's After the Altar Part 2 (because there are approximately 27 parts), Daisy and Ellyn discuss how much Amber sucks and how much Jessica has grown on them. Most importantly, they learn that women's input on when to start having babies is irrelevant because God!

It's a return to season 1 for Daisy and Ellyn, as they discuss the first of three blasted after-the-altar episodes. They talk about couples who made it, couples who didn't and, of course, the lewks they opted to showcase as they gathered two years after the I do's. (Bonus trivia: Amber took a very long time trying to properly level the phrase “cum dumpster.” You're welcome.) Thank you to our sponsor: Larry's Waffle Shop - Head to larryswaffleshop.com and use code STFU20 for 20% off the whole shop! 

Join Ellyn and Daisy as emotions are all over the place in this special reunion. Two couples went through with their vows, are they still together...happily? Many others failed at this experiment and we get to hear their takes (and those of our favorite pod hosts) on why they couldn't make it work.  Thank you to our sponsors: Dear Darlington - On November 30th they will be running Small Business Saturday with a 24 hour sale, 25% off sitewide.  No code needed.  Free gifts with purchase for first 25 orders (or while supplies last!) The WaxWing - On November 30th they will be running Small Business Saturday with a 24 hour sale, 30% off sitewide.  No code needed.  Free gifts with purchase for first 50 orders (or while supplies last!)

Join Daisy and Ellyn for what has to be their slap-happiest recording to date, during which they discuss what we've all been waiting for: the very first weddings episode ever produced for Love Is Blind. Who will say yes at the altar? Who will say no? And how many dramatic pauses will producers insert to make it seem like someone's on the fence just to force a duh-duh-duhhhhhhh TV moment? Learn this and so much more on this episode of Shut the F*ck Up Nick Lachey.

Amid myriad — and, frankly, unprofessional — technical difficulties, Daisy and Ellyn manage to troll a spammer, cyber stalk an ex, applaud the cougars of the world and even talk a bit about Episode 9 of Love is Blind's inaugural season. 

It's the countdown to I do's and Nick Lachey shows up to tell us everything we already know. Daisy and Ellyn are here to recap as the couples get fitted for their dresses and suits and so much more. Thank you to our sponsors! The WaxWing - Use code “GRABBAG” for 35% off your first order! Follow them on Instagram at @thewaxwing or find them at www.thewaxwing.com Dear Darlington - Head to www.deardarlington.com and use the code GRABBAG for 35% off anything in the jewelry collection! 

Daisy and Ellyn are glad to be back after their week off and what an episode to come back to. Lots going on in this episode of Love is Blind, including Cameron showing off his superior rapping skills. We also get to meet the parents. Soooo many vibes. 

Daisy and Ellyn prove yet again that discussing Love is Blind can lead to some profound insights on life, love and the importance of "keeping your fucking own side of the street clean." You hear us, Amber?! DO YOU HEAR US?! (Not Amber Hunt. The Amber on the show.) 

Daisy and Ellyn are back and they are talking about all that Love is Blind season one, episode 5 has to offer. How much longer is Jessica going to try to convince herself that she likes Mark? Is Giannina just trying to pick fights? And remind us, who are Kelly and Kenny again? Thank you to our sponsor: MGS Designs - Go to MGSdesigns.net and use code GRABBAG to get 20% off through January 2025

Join Ellyn and Daisy LIVE....from your home! All four livestream dates are on sale now. Grab tickets here: linktr.ee/shutthefup 10/15 - Indiandapolis, IN 10/18 - Atlanta, GA 10/27 - Philadelphia, PA 10/28 - Raleigh, NC

Its 27 days until the weddings and Ellyn and Daisy are back to see how this all plays out. But, first they address morning breath and the term 'making love'. Barf. Welcome to the Love is Blind season one, episode four recap.

Daisy and Ellyn are recapping episode three of Love is Blind where the couples are getting engaged and heading off on a beach vacation. Daisy still can't tell the difference between Jessica and Stacy and Ellyn has had enough

Good news! Ellyn and Daisy are hitting the road and are going to be doing 4 live shows covering the brand new season of Love is Blind in real time. See where they're coming below and grab tickets -- on-sale right now! Tickets here: linktr.ee/shutthefup 10/6 - Raleigh, NC 10/15 - Indiandapolis, IN 10/18 - Atlanta, GA 10/27 - Philadelphia, PA

In this second episode recap of Love Is Blind season one, Daisy confuses vocal-fried contestants, Ellyn berates but forgives her, and both opine on shocking deets from Britney's memoir.  Thank you to our sponsors! Have You Met Her? Podcast - Follow and listen to Have You Met Her? Wherever you get your podcasts, and follow them on Instagram @haveyoumetherpodcast Hope's Rose - Go to hopesrose.com and use code GRABBAG for 10% off! 

Daisy and Ellyn are back and ready to start fresh right where it all began, Season One of Love is Blind. Come along for the journey where none of the contestants have any idea about what they're walking into and Nick Lachey can just.... well you know.  Thank you to our sponsor! J&L Stitching - Mention STFU and get 10% off your order. Find them on Facebook and Instagram @jlstitchingco

Join Daisy and Ellyn as they recap the reunion episode of season six of Love is Blind. And holy trigger warning, if gagging sounds make you hurl, go ahead and skip the entire last third of the episode

Daisy and Ellyn are back to recap Love Is Blind, season 6 episode 12. First off we start the episode with Jimmy and Chelsea's relationship that just seems to be one big rollercoaster ride. I think everyone is ready to step off now. We're skimming over the bachelor and bachelorette parties and then it's wedding day! We are down to two couples and ready to see who will say 'I do.' Also, we've got some more merch ideas and Michael Jackson stuck in our heads. Thank you to our sponsors! Have You Met Her? Podcast - Follow and listen to Have You Met Her? Wherever you get your podcasts, and follow them on Instagram @haveyoumetherpodcast Hope's Rose - Go to hopesrose.com and use code GRABBAG for 10% off! 

Daisy and Ellyn are BACK... they have been stuck at the pool party for ages (or at least that's where we pick up episode 11 of Love is Blind). No one can figure out why Jimmy is so offended that Amy and Johnny are indeed the strongest couple. Also Daisy proves she does in fact remember the lyrics to 'Once on the Island' IYKYK.

Special announcement! Daisy and Ellyn are now covering Love is Blind UK over on the Grab Bag Collab Patreon. Here you'll find an exclusive preview of what they think of the first episode of the season. To hear the full episode, and their weekly coverage, head over to patreon.com/GrabBagCollab and sign up.  In the premiere episode of Shut the Fuck Up Nick Lachey UK Edition, Daisy does some GREAT accents, Ellyn is insufferable about how much she knows about English people, and Nose Job Sam is a walking red flag.

Daisy and Ellyn don't always agree on everything (we're trying to put the great debacle of 2024 -the legally blonde issue behind us), but this episode makes clear they're aligned on a few matters: Clay isn't ready for marriage. Chelsea isn't the one for Jimmy. And your gynecologist shouldn't be putting a finger in your butthole. Enjoy this recap of Season 6, episode 10.  Thank you to our sponsors! Chronically Glittery - Go to www.chronicallyglittery.etsy.com and use code grabbag for 15% off! J&L Stitching - Find them @jlstitchingco on Facebook and Instagram and mention Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey for 10% off your order 

Here's what you've all been waiting for and we promise it's a good one. Daisy Eagan and Ellyn Marsh weigh in on Love is Blind season six, episode nine. Chelsea is picking fights, Johnny can't dance and Jeramy needs to figure out how to turn off his location tracking on his phone. And... Ellyn phones a few friends to help answer life's eternal question: Can men and women who are single, just be friends and sex be totally off the table? Thank you to our sponsors! Dear Darlington - Head to www.deardarlington.com and use the code GRABBAG for 35% off anything in the jewelry collection!  Wishing on a Star Travel - Follow @travelagentjordan on Instagram or @jordanatwishinonastartravel on Facebook for the latest maritime marvels

It seems that gaslighting is an Olympic sport on this new season of Love is Blind. Listen to this episode where it's quite possible that Daisy and Ellyn suck all of the air out of whatever room you're in, so please be advised. Kenneth turns into the villain that none of us saw coming, Johnny and Amy prove that they fell asleep during sex-ed and Chelsea set the feminist revolution back 20 years all in one episode. And Laura reveals she at one point worked for the FBI, or at least she should have. Pop a Xanax for this one! Thank you to our sponsors! Perfectly Imperfect Baking Company - Go follow The Perfectly Imperfect Baking Company on Facebook for updates on all of the sweet treats that you can purchase! Designs by MJ - Go to www.designsbymjco.com and use code LOVE15 to save 15% off at checkout

Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Ellyn Marsh and Daisy Eagan are back to bring you all the fun that Love is Blind, season six, episode seven has to offer. The couples are leaving behind their beach vacations and awkward silences and heading back home to their Ikea houses. The real world is starting to hit the couples hard, just like the edible that Ellyn took the night before this recording.  Thank you to our sponsors! Scrub Hub Cleaning - All listeners receive 15% off their first Scrub Hub ATX cleaning, PLUS a discount code for local businesses Scrub Hub partners with. Find Scrub Hub at www.scrubhubcleaningatx.com or on instagram and facebook @scrubhubatx! The WaxWing - Use code “GRABBAG” for 35% off your first order! Follow them on Instagram at @thewaxwing or find them at www.thewaxwing.com

Squats and Jesus. Some of our couples are facing some tough moments and the tension keeps building as they all reunite together on the beach. Join Daisy Eagan and Ellyn Marsh as they weigh in on all the awkwardness of Love Is Blind season six, episode six.  

Let's GOOOOO! It's time for our amazingly hard-working hosts Daisy Eagan and Ellyn Marsh to recap the fifth episode of Love is Blind's sixth season. They discuss their surprise love for a man with a mullet, their schadenfreude at a Freudian slip, and their shared hatred of plastic shoes with flared jeans. Shut The F*ck Up Nick Lachey is created and hosted by Ellyn Marsh and Daisy Eagan and is a Grab Bag Collab production. Music is from Soundstripe Inc. For more podcasts and behind the scenes content, subscribe to www.patreon.com/grabbagcollab

When the amazing Ellyn Marsh asks the equally amazing Daisy Eagan to describe Season 6 of Love Is Blind with a single adjective, Daisy gives us two: "chaos" and "woof." Do you think those are apt or do you have other descriptors you'd like to toss in the mix? (Mullet-y counts as an adjective, in case you're wondering.) Shut The F*ck Up Nick Lachey is created and hosted by Ellyn Marsh and Daisy Eagan and is a Grab Bag Collab production. Music is from Soundstripe Inc. For more podcasts and behind the scenes content, subscribe to www.patreon.com/grabbagcollab