Smersh Pod

This week we'll be punching through the Iron Curtain and giving Christmas a black eye, as we seek to avenge a loved one, and prove to the world that a small man can hit a big one. Yes, it's Rocky IVAnd joining me to look for appropriate birthday presents for Paulie, is Paul Whitelaw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be checking in to the Watergate Hotel to find out just who is wandering the halls with torches, microphones and tape recorders, and looking into what happened in the far distant past when the President of the United States was corrupt and mad. Yes, it's All the President's MenJoining me to get half way through and realise we've watched the wrong Deep Throat, is Karl Coppack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another FAST SPECIAL.This week we'll be heading to the far east in order to get back onto the straight and narrow, but drifting into trouble anyway.Yes, it's The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift!And joining me to get a Han job, is CAR BOY David Hoare Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be looking deep into the eye of the beholder and pondering just what it's like to be objectified for the male gaze, while also posing for tasteful nudes while an aged Admiral crouches behind us. Yes it's Carry on GirlsAnd joining me are two men just itching to give in to excessive pier pressure, Dan Thomas and Paul Litchfield. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be mourning father figures, facing our fears and climbing back in the ring like there's no tomorrow. Yes, it's Rocky IIIAnd joining me to cuddle in the sea and show us he has the eye of the tiger, is Paul Whitelaw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One from 2023 and the Monday Night Movie Club archives.Dan takes Dean and John to the suburbs to meet Shep Ramsey, and save the world. RIP Hulk Hogan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be away with the fairies as we deal with death, punch some muppets, and try and stop a member of Bros from ending the world.Yes, it's Hellboy II: The Golden ArmyJoining me to ensure everything runs like clockwork, is Ryland TewsCheck out Hundreds of Beavers here: www.hundredsofbeavers.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another Jurassic Special!This week we'll be heading to the Island where all the mistakes are kept. There's big ones, small ones, ones that look like rocks, tough ones, sissy ones; even ones with chicken pox!Yes it's Jurassic World: Rebirth!Joining me to avoid getting some big D, is the Lizard Lad himself, David Hoare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Johnny Candon glides in to have a small chat about the latest Superman adventure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be driving very fast bright cars and going deep undercover in the dirty and highly dangerous world of vague crime.Yes, it's 2 Fast 2 Furious.Joining me to stare and drive while smacking that ass, is CAR BOY David Hoare Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be brushing up on our martial arts as we tackle sand kicking bullies, domineering instructors, and spend a bit too much time with a middle-aged man trimming his bush. Yes, it's The Karate Kid. Joining me is a man never afraid to wax off, it's Steve Hall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a podcast 65 million years in the making!This week we'll be heading to an island in Costa Rica to find out if life really does find a way, and what exactly maths have got to do with endorsing a theme park.Yes, it's Jurassic ParkAnd joining me are two men that you will always find in the kitchen at dinosaur parks, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to another Carry On special. This time live from the October 2024 Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival!Yes, it's Carry On Dick. And joining me are two men never afraid to c*ck their pistols at the roadside - Paul Litchfield and Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be joining nun-other than the world's best cat burglar as he jumps on the Mayflower to Rome in order to turn lead into gold.Yes, it's Hudson HawkAnd joining me to try and find the DaVinci code and attend that hat convention in July, is Paul Gannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be heading down under to bring a fish out of water home to America. There'll be bites, sights, lights and fights, as the greatest Australian export since Rolf Harris, is let loose in the Big Apple.Yes, it's Crocodile DundeeAnd joining me to find out just what is a knife, is Paul Litchfield. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Award-winning Professional Welshman Dan Thomas joins to talk over our feelings regarding Ethan Hunt's last big job. There will be spoliers! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be taking a crash course in prison etiquette and meeting a bunch of stuffy old men who learn the hard way that a woman is always right.Yes it's Alien3.And joining me to find out where you can be heard screaming are Dr. Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be going back to the island and hoping that it's safe to go back into the water, spoiler alert: It isn't. There'll be long hairs, wide flares, and a woman that is so panicked by the sight of a shark that she blows herself up. Yes, it's Jaws 2. Joining me to open the window after visiting Cable Junction, is Jim Howick.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll meeting the best cops in the business; one who loves to waltz in and take all your drugs, and the other who loves a bit of ATM. Yes it's Tango and Cash!Joining me to get FUBAR BIG TIME is Kate McCabe.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be coming down to Earth with a bang, and celebrating by making some jelly, visiting the zoo, and hanging around at Westminster Abbey.Yes, it's The Quatermass XperimentJoining me to come face to face with a gin goblin, is Toby Hadoke. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be returning to Philadelphia to find out who's packing meat, who has the hairiest baby, if second time truly is a charm.Yes, it's Rocky IIJoining me to splash it on and make us smeel mainly, is Paul Whitelaw Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be literally leading a double life in the fast lane, while also looking into the taking of Pelham 1 and 2. Yes, it's The Man Who Haunted HimselfAnd joining me to ask for more Moore, is John Thomson. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be searching the galaxy high and low for a missing baby, and finding out just who wants to hit the Hutt. Yes, it's The Clone WarsJoining me remember that Christopher Lee would do literally anything for money, is Tom Crowley. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be heading back the cutthroat streets and alleyways of the the East End of Victorian London and asking the important questions:What if the Queen was involved in a murderous conspiracy?What if one of the Ripper's victims actually escaped?And what if respected Victorian detective Frederick Abberline was essentially Uri Geller mixed with Pete Doherty. Yes, it's From HellAnd joining me to discover just who will be blamed for everything, is Karl Coppack.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be knowing when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to walk away, as we witness James Bond reborn, regenerated, refurbished and really not very good at knowing when someone is bluffing. Yes it's Casino Royale. Joining me to bring a gun to a snake and mongoose fight is Dan Thomas.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be heading to a town built by bloody cowboys to find out just what it takes to get a man out of retirement: revenge, or squirrel.  Yes, it's Tombstone. Joining me to find out who shot the Sheriff, is Dan Thomas.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a Spider-Man special!This week we'll be going back to 2002 and dialling up the web to go on the hunt for the best swinger, and find out just who has been leaving sticky white stuff everywhere. Yes, It's Spider-ManJoining me to mess with one and all of New York, is Tom Burgess.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To mark the sad passing of Richard Chamberlain, here's one from the vaults of August 2021: Dan, John and Dean have GOT IT! And try and find some treasure with it.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be following a small naked man who wants to get a good look at our ring, bringing an old man off in front of his daughter, getting Merry with a massive wood, while also helping hundreds of men get helm's deep.Yes, it's The Two Towers. Joining me to show that they couldn't give a Fangorn forest, is The Snake Boys, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's 1994, and Mr Peanut signed a treaty of surrender with President Clinton.A recent episode of the Monday Night Movie Club from the Smersh Patreon. Subscribe here: https://www.patreon.com/c/SmershPod Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be returning to Castle Dracula to get some much needed exorcise. There'll be a bit of necking, some heavy petting, and a British bake off so sensual that it may cause a few soggy bottoms. Yes, it's Dracula Has Risen from the Grave. Joining me to see if the baker KNEADS any help, is world class profiterole chef Ashley Blaker.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be entering a magical land where love conquers all, lies have no place, and all the men seem to have the horn 24/7. Yes, it's The Magic FluteAnd joining me walk through fire while three lads in a balloon admire our Vorsprung durch Technik, is Madeleine BrettinghamGo see Dear Martin at the Arcola Theatre while you can:https://www.arcolatheatre.com/whats-on/dear-martin/ Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be heading down to Dallas to ride the wild rollercoaster of conspiracy. There'll be thrills, spills, and more twists and turns than a weirdly laid out presidential motorcade. Yes, it's JFK.Joining me to sit back and to the left on the fence at the grassy knoll, is Martin Fitzgerald.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be attending the last night of the fair from a seat on a whirling waltzer, as five unsuspecting people walk into the a show they won't forget and have the devil of a time.Yes, it's Torture GardenJoining me to find out if we have a cat in hells chance of ever mastering the piano, is Anna Savory.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In view of the sad passing of Gene Hackman, we went back to the archives to June 2020 and dug out an old episode. This was also the very first episode of The Monday Night Movie Club, and there is big talk of Covid, so sorry about that! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be gaslighting like there's no tomorrow, after all as the saying goes, unlucky in love, lucky in finding women with amnesia in a river to seduce against their will.  Yes. It's Overboard!Joining me to plan the ultimate prestige mini golf course, is Kate McCabe Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be going the distance as we prove that as well as terrapins and goldfish, you can also find underdogs hanging around in pet shops. We also bear witness to the only boxing match where it helps if you beat your meat before a fight.Yes, it's Rocky. Joining me to take a pounding in the ring, is Paul Whitelaw.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be putting our pedal to the metal and finding out just who's been doing the worst hijacking, Dom Toretto's gang, or the screenwriters. Yes, it's The Fast and Furious.Joining me to live life a quarter mile at a time, is Car Boy David Hoare with an H. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be folding space, Navigating time, and asking KWISATZ HADERACH to give the worm a phone. Yes, it's DuneAnd joining me to use the voice and ride a big worm is Paul Litchfield.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we'll be solving everything with a nice cuppa and bringing things back down to Eartha... It's The Protectors, who will be investigating 'A Pocket Full of Posies' - with special guest star Ivan Kirby! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be getting our ass to Mars to find out just who's been meddling with our minds, and just who sells three cupped bras at this time of night. Yes, it's Total Recall. Joining me to open their mind, is Kuato Dr. Dean Burnett, and Gwat-o Dan Thomas.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From January 2022! Dean, John and Dan take you to the 26th century to talk about everything in this film, and a lot about Geoff Capes and David Bellamy. This might be the best thing we've all ever done. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/smershpod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.