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Welcome to The The One Show Show! Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets!

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    TTOSS live at the London Podcast Festival 2022 Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 40:45


    Joining Jon and Marc for a special live show at the London Podcast Festival are the ace Angela Barnes and the brilliant Laura Lexx!Recorded a week after the Queen died (when no one was sure what the temperature of the room was) and featuring a lot of audio visual material, this is the show as it was always supposed to be heard: in audio format with all the sight gags rendered redundant. If you find it confusing, well, shoulda bought a ticket. There's always next year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TTOSS live at the London Podcast Festival 2022 Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 30:59


    Joining Jon and Marc for a special live show at the London Podcast Festival are the ace Angela Barnes and the brilliant Laura Lexx!Recorded a week after the Queen died (when no one was sure what the temperature of the room was) and featuring a lot of audio visual material, this is the show as it was always supposed to be heard: in audio format with all the sight gags rendered redundant. If you find it confusing, well, shoulda bought a ticket. There's always next year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    TTOSS LIVE at the London Podcast Festival - Friday 16th September at 7pm!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 1:09


    Jon and Marc and a special guest return to the London Podcast Festival for a live show at 7pm on Friday 16th September!Attendance is MANDATORY.Tickets available here!https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S7E10 - Light Ent Hellraiser, Everyone's Ignoring JJ and Welcome Alexandra Stadium

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 28:05


    The multi-brilliant actor, writer and all-round everything good Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to encourage the One Show to eat an entire packet of fireworks as they sit smoking nearby.Follow Beth here: @BettyGranvilleAnd don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival! Get tickets! Come!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E09 - Daniel Kaluuya Feeds Medicine to Horses, It's Barely TV and Follow Your Chuckledreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 28:28


    The multi-brilliant actor, writer and all-round everything good Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to fire one of those ninja hellfire missiles at The One Show.Follow Beth here and enjoy her Paul Chuckle tweet! @BettyGranvilleAnd don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E08 - Harris Someone's Cupboard Anecdote, Greg James' Puzzle Marathon and Ghanian Crab Drawing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 33:47


    Award-winning wonderful sketch men The Awkward Silence - Ralph Jones and Vyvyan Almond - join Jon and Marc to write 'STOP NOW' in dog dirt on the One Show's front door.You can see Ralph and Vyvyan at the Edinburgh Festival throughout August, where they're performing two shows!The Awkward Silence's Big Break at the Gilded Balloon Teviot has tickets here!And you can see them Enter the Vortex at the Underbelly in Bisto Square here!GO!And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E07 - William Shatner's Corpse Flute, Perky Trunks and David James's Ja Ja Ding Dong

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 36:38


    Award-winning wonderful sketch men The Awkward Silence - Ralph Jones and Vyvyan Almond - join Jon and Marc to give the One Show two tickets to the women's football final, which they've coated in a Russian nerve agent.You can see Ralph and Vyvyan at the Edinburgh Festival throughout August, where they're performing two shows!The Awkward Silence's Big Break at the Gilded Balloon Teviot has tickets here!And you can see them Enter the Vortex at the Underbelly in Bisto Square here!GO!And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E06 - No Time For Stardust, Tic Attack TikTok and Let's Be Neutral About The Hell Weather

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 27:06


    The thrilling Jon Long (BBC Radio 4's Carbon Lifeforms) joins Jon and Marc to go swimming with the One Show...but then engineer to return to the shore alone. Fun!And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E05 - Lamprey Sex, Alex Laughs at a Horniman and Adrian Chiles' Alien Chestbuster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 32:11


    The thrilling Jon Long (BBC Radio 4's Carbon Lifeforms) joins Jon and Marc to lock the One Show in the conservatory on the hottest day on record.And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E04 - Cyborg Hybrid Mechanised Matt Allwrights, Jermaine's Robo-Pudding Theft and A Necklace Clanks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 29:15


    The brilliant Larry and Paul join Jon and Marc to call up The One Show at 2.30am and breathe heavily down the line.Larry and Paul's YouTube channel is here and they're ACE.And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E03 - Brown Sugar and Onions, The Bournemouth Sea and Natalie Portman's Confusing Dress

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 32:18


    The brilliant Larry and Paul join Jon and Marc to approach The One Show on the street and ask if it wants to become a blood donor, before launching an attack on it before it can even reply.Larry and Paul's YouTube channel is here and they're ACE.And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E02 - Serious Cat Acting, Everyone's Saying Pedigree Chum and Let's Record The Dog Noise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 27:30


    The tremendous Lance Fuller (@lfuller) of the award-winning Cold Case Crime Cuts podcast (@CrimeCutsPod) joins Jon and Marc to tell The One Show that's there's no need to worry, we've got something to make them feel much better, but, of course, it's a syringe full of arsenic.And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S7E01 - Jermaine Jenas Struggles to Say The Show's Name, One Shoe and Let's All Drive Across A Baby's Nappy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 41:52


    The tremendous Lance Fuller (@lfuller) of the award-winning Cold Case Crime Cuts podcast (@CrimeCutsPod) joins Jon and Marc not to praise The One Show, but to strike it with a spade in a fury, panic and bury it by the side of the M4.And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E11 - Surprise Suicide Squad, Brunioli Toniolio and Alex Tases Gyles Brandreth

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 43:37


    For the last time this season, Jon and Marc celebrate the return of Alex Jones, who's back to break a load of sofas.Some exciting news about 2022 right at the end, if you like this sort of thing and want more of this sort of thing! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E10 - Matt Gloss, Jimmy Carr Ignores An Eagle and 16,000 Bottles of Mammal Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 32:47


    The joyous writer and performer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to denounce the One Show as a heretic and apostate. Again. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E09 - COCK26, Alex Scott Speaks An English and All Creatures Great and Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 37:56


    The joyous writer and performer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to help the One Show out of debt by entering it in Squid Game.. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E08 - Milk Overheads, Jimmy Carr's Key Cutting Cardboard Box and A Toilet Is Rude About Jamie Oliver

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 33:26


    The delightful Radio 4 comedian Jon Lord joins Jon and Marc to write offensive statements about The One Show on the window of a North London public convenience. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E07 - The New Worst TV Interview Of All Time, Twiggy Learns Nothing and A Woman Defies Science Outside Poundland

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 40:18


    The delightful Radio 4 comedian Jon Lord joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show out for ice-cream, before driving it to an orphanage a long way from home. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E06 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 39:12


    The non-ghost behind the Battersea Poltergeist podcast and West End play 2:22, Danny Robins joins Jon and Marc to kick off the London Podcast Festival 2021 in front of a lovely crowd of TTOSSers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E05 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 40:54


    The non-ghost behind the Battersea Poltergeist podcast and West End play 2:22, Danny Robins joins Jon and Marc to kick off the London Podcast Festival 2021 in front of a lovely crowd of TTOSSers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E04 - Petula Clark's Dean Martin Nonecdote, Robots Can't Make Caravans and No Questions For Alesha

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 32:52


    Comedy legend and double Oscar nominee Peter Baynham joins Jon and Marc to cut up the One Show to see what makes it tick, and hopefully kill it in the process.This Thursday, TTOSS is live at the London Podcast Festival with Danny Robins, the man (not ghost) behind the excellent Battersea Poltergeist podcast and the West End hit 2:22 A Ghost Story. Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-2/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6E03 - Matt Damon's On The Hamster Wheel, A Bike Hangs Itself and A Static Apartment

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 34:25


    Double Oscar nominee and comedy legend Peter Baynham joins Jon and Marc from LA, to witness the One Show for the first time and instantly regret his decision. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 E02 - Gethin's Reminiscence Machine, Richard E Grant Tries A Pizza and Jami Kandel's Zoom

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 36:29


    The wonderful Paul Litchfield (The Trap, A Wheezing Groaning Sound podcast) joins Jon and Marc to rise up against the undemocratically-elected The One Show.We're doing a TTOSS live show at the London Podcast Festival on Thursday, 2nd September 2021 at King's Place in London. Starts at 7pm - tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-2/And if you fancy staying on after, you can catch Paul in the excellent A Wheezing Groaning Sound live podcast at the same venue! Starts at 9.30pm - tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/words/a-wheezing-groaning-sound/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    S6 E01 - Pufflings Aren't Extinct, My Good Friend Humphrey Bogart's Wife and Ice Cream Gets In Your Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 38:25


    The wonderful Paul Litchfield (The Trap, A Wheezing Groaning Sound podcast) joins Jon and Marc to attempt to gain herd immunity by watching the sickness that is The One Show.We're doing a TTOSS live show at the London Podcast Festival on Thursday, 2nd September 2021 at King's Place in London. Starts at 7pm - tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-2/And if you fancy staying on after, you can catch Paul in the excellent A Wheezing Groaning Sound live podcast at the same venue! Starts at 9.30pm - tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/words/a-wheezing-groaning-sound/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Christmas Special (Pt 2): Beverley Knight Entices A Family Outside, Nonecdotes and Christmas Is Coming and So Is A Sheep

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 35:03


    HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to serve The One Show up a delicious Christmas dinner of relentless criticism. And sprouts. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Christmas Special (Pt 1): David Walliams' Nazi Gorilla, Rain On Dark, Dark Tarmac and Ronan Keating's Artificial Piano

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 36:04


    HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to visit The One Show at Christmas, in the hope the police will prosecute The One Show for breaching Tier 4 requirements. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.28 - Regrets of A Centenarian, Nicolas Wintoning and Alex's Non Prank Call

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 33:36


    The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc to see the One Show off on a well deserved cruise post-lockdown. On the Marie Celeste. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.27 - You Can #Can't Complain, Yesterday's Pulp and Patronising Posh Pasta

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 40:08


    The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc for the final two-part autopsy on the rotting corpse of The One Show, which has been found desecrated round the back of a forecourt in central London. Hooray! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.26 - Sue Barker’s Tudor Pub, Brian May’s Bum and Let's Review Grease

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 32:36


    The superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to rat out the One Show to the FBI for crimes against making watchable telly. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.25 - Esther's Dolly Men, Black Eyed Penises and Hot Aspect Ratio Chat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 37:36


    The superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and (Philomena) Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to come not to praise The One Show, but to bury it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.24 - The Puppysprayer, Hold Me Like A Prawn and Save The One Show One and

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 38:20


    The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to pitch a new strand for The One Show. It's called Please End The One Show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.23 - Edward Colston Meets The Kids, Amol Nitrate and Rosamund Pike's Dungeon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 35:44


    The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to defend The One Show by getting drunk and fighting with the police. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.22 - Tree Pigs, Maureen Lipman Mouths The F Word and Packham's Left Hanging

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 31:59


    Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to drag the One Show to rehab and get it to tearfully admit it has a problem (making good television). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.21 - 1000 Dead Rats, Alan Davies' Old Age Crisis and A Bee's Lunch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 34:05


    Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to go on a socially distanced walk with The One Show. Along Beachy Head. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.20 - Old Wedding Cake, Vesta Vestments and Bonnie Tyler's Bad Rehearsal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 21:46


    Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to lead the One Show into a garden to meet six other people (all murderers who've escaped from Broadmoor.)This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as it sounds on the packet. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.19 - Bonnie Tyler's Lair, My Neighbours Are Mugs and An Actual Lioness

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 33:59


    Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to convince The One Show that Dominic Cummings would make a popular co-host this week.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as it sounds on the packet. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.18 - Michael Ball's Whoopsadaisies, Pony Hypnosis and Greyfriars Bobby Syndrome

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2020 35:30


    Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show for some exercise in the car before just gunning it off a cliff.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that Marc simply cannot make work. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.17 - A Dog's Waiting Room, Jamie Cullum's Cables and Thank You Big Corona!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 34:03


    Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show to wear a scarf round its face before silently leading it to the edge of a gorge. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that Marc simply cannot make work. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.16 - Pudsey's Furloughed, Blackadder 2020 and Sam Smith In They House

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 36:28


    Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to take a look at both The One Show and it's strangely familiar-feeling big brother, the very One-Show-esque BBC Big Night In. Warning: this episode contains some socialist views from one of the contributors. Don't listen if you're subsequently going to email about it, there's enough already going on in the world.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.15 - Gervais' Eight Bedrooms, Packham's Illegal Woodbathe & Thank Thank You You

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 40:54


    Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon and Marc to earnestly inform the One Show it'll give a million pounds to Children in Need if the One Show agrees to go into exile for the next twenty years.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.14 - THIS IS LINCOLNSHIRE!, Allwright’s Scam Garage & Chairman Mao(ry Berry)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 28:06


    Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (human rights lawyer, model and Mrs George Clooney) to lock the One Show out of its house during it's hour of government-sanctioned exercise, and call the police the moment 61 minutes have passed.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Episode 5.13 - Rita Ora, Vera Ora, Kia Ora and Watchdog Will Not Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 35:27


    Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc to tell the police The One Show is operating a lockdown scam, by pretending to be an actual TV show.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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