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How much do two marijuanas cost?Download Episode 7.08This week in the Rage Cave, Baldo is tardy andSheriff gets groped by a dwarf.Join us as talk about Marvel's Iron Fist and fan funkas we live-stream Sheriff's mystery box unboxing.We also channel our inner divas to do a bit ofpoorly translated karaoke.

Don't be a dumbass, dumbass...Download Episode 7.07This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff gives Baldo a liftand Scrubb has himself a good cry.Join us as we talk about creepy taxi drivers, kill kits for kids,and Comic Con. We also discuss "alternative" drug facts,puberty class, stupid baby names and why menhate baby showers.

Fun Dippin' and Dry Rippin'Download Episode 7.06This week in the Rage Cave, Baldo gets demoted and life is just "peachy".Join us as we open up Scrubb's time capsule, sample some finely aged booze,and learn how to steal a fire truck.We also get into a bag of All Dressed chips and talk aboutatheism vs agnosticism and why religious people are obsessed with bathrooms.

Spread the HateDownload Episode 7.05This week, we return to the Rage Cave with a vengeance!Sheriff rages out in Texas, Baldo loves his hipster beer,and Scrubb reserves his seat on the bus to Hell.Join us as we discuss the ins & outs of car renting, Creationists,inappropriate kids books and other fun ways to corrupt your kids.We also make murder more fun and sample aninterestingly complex beer given to us by our old friend,Andy.

Suck it up, buttercup. Life isn't fair.Download Episode 7.04This week in the Rage Cave, we fight forTruth, (social) Justice and the American Safe Space.Join us as we discuss the fragility of today's youth,why your feelings don't matter and all the fun we've hadat minimum wage jobs. We also talk about the Salt Lake City FanX,current musical projects and kick-ass bluegrass bands.

New Year's Resolution: Try not to kill anybody...Download 7.03This week in the Rage Cave, Weedus stops by to let off some steam,Scrubb & Sheriff steer the TARDIS down a rabbit holeand Baldo still hasn't seen Rogue One.Join us as we ramble off a list of this year's celebrity deathsand talk about what a heartless bitch 2016 has beenand discover new ways to dispose of a dead body.Weedus also shares with us a little paranormal play-by-playand we discuss (at length) everything to watch on Netflix.

Have Yourself a Wicked Winter SolsticeDownload Episode 7.02This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff comes bearing giftsand Scrubb and Baldo are just unbearable.Join us as we celebrate the holiday season with some dirty jokes,Mormon stories, a vulgar display of Charlie Brown and even ablasphemous carol or two.We also talk a little bit about the Walking Dead, granny popsand up-tight conservative crybabies. 

Holy Bartender... get it?!Download Episode 7.01This week we welcome the spirit(s) into the Rage Caveand get down to some beardy business.Join us as we talk about manly man fragrances, charming assholes,blasphemous board games, "miracles" and other religious bullshit.We also get sentimental about the good ol' days of band practicesand jam sessions of yesteryear.

#AllFridaysMatterDownload Episode 6.17This week in the Rage Cave,Scrubb & Baldo prepare for the oncoming storm that is the holiday season.Join us as we discuss how soon is too soon when it comes toX-mas decorations, coping with family during the holidays,the effectiveness of thoughts & prayers, and even a little bit of football.We also go balls-deep into religious skepticism (mockery) and space exploration.

Your tears taste like victoryDownload Episode 6.16This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff gets oiled up whileScrubb & Baldo get "hopped" up.Join us we reflect on the outcome and aftermath of the Presidential election,poke fun at local politics, enjoy some classic arcade nostalgia,and discover 10 new ways to get high...on life!

What do vegan zombies eat?   ...graaaaiinnss...Download Episode 6.15This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff goes to a dog show,Scrubb gets angry & Baldo sings a fun little shanty.Join us as we discuss which is scarier to find in the forest;a zombie, a politician or a black metal band.We also tell a bunch of bad jokes and find a fun way toget revenge on bastard kids at Burger King.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Download Episode 6.14This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff swipes right, Baldo gets disturbed and Scrubb continues to offend people.Join us as we discuss various topics in rapid-fire successionand run down a list of reasons to NOT piss off your spouse.We also attempt to make ourselves sound even dumber than usualwith the help of some neurological gadgetry!

#FuckOffFred  #FuckOffNiacinDownload Episode 6.13This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo have trouble in church and Sheriff can't wait to come home. Join us as we talk about beer, real estate and church services. We also discuss American Horror Story, geek weddings, and the aftermath of Nirvana.

*** Insert tasteless 9/11 joke here ***Download Episode 6.12This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo sharetheir worthless opinions about other people's worthless opinions.We also talk about lazy people at sporting events,bar etiquette, and epic old music videos (good and bad). 

...what sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?Download Episode 6.11This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo are visited byMike Keller, guitarist for Letters From The Fire.Join us as we discuss their new album, new singer and life on tour.We also drag him down the rabbit hole and talk aboutThe Walking Dead, Batman, Canadians & County Fairs.

...I don't think it's in yet.Download Episode 6.10This week in the Rage Cave, Weedus fills in theBaldo seat while we shoot the shit with Chalice Blythe,Head of The Satanic Temple Utah Chapter.Join us as we discuss their new After School Satan Club,the different aspects of Satanism, Aquaman, Alan Moore,and motherf*cking Ugg boots.

I'm a man of god dammit!Download Episode 6.09This week in the Rage Cave, our old pal Weeduspops in for a visit whilst Sheriff is out playing with his bees.Join us as we attempt to Corrupt The Righteousand sample Baldo's latest home brew. We also discuss, ad nauseam,stupid people in high places, why Mormons don't like condoms,the social impact of recreational pot, and much, much more!

How tall is a penguin?Download Episode 6.08This week, Sheriff took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and wound up in the Rage Cave.Join us as we hunt for Pokemon, that may or may not be run by the Illuminati,enjoy some heavy metal Sharks, porn dogs, "dog food", inappropriate kids' movies,and Scrubb gives in-depth reviews of said movies.

Roody Roo don't give a shit...Download Episode 6.07This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff got inked up,some people got shot up and the Internet blew up!Join us as we discuss everything from radical Turtles toradical terrorists, why no one likes Radiohead andapparently orange IS the new black.Happy late Father's Day to all you crazy motherfuckers!!!

Guys.... I think I f*cked up...Download Episode 6.06This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff tells,what may possibly be, the funniest joke of all time.Join us as we RAGE out about human ignorance & incompetence,a gorilla and the shot heard round the world, inconsiderate neighbors,little-shit-bastard kids and apparently the X-Men hate women.We also sample another tasty tidbit from Thurkills Vision.Buy their new album here!

...worst Robin ever!Download Episode 6.05This week in the Rage Cave, Scrubb & Baldo are joined by Yami & Dave of Massachusetts Metal sensation, Thurkills Vision. Join us as we go balls-deep and discuss the ins-n-outs of songwriting and sound production. We also talk about the therapeutic qualities of good music, where we were when Dimebag died, and the upcoming release of their long-awaited new album, The Light. This episode is proudly powered by:Jagermeister, Strange Label Radio, Steak & Shrimp

Butt Sex & Bitch SticksDownload Episode 6.04This week in the Rage Cave, we're joined by Mike Leeof the Industrial Country sensation, Goth Brooks.Join us as we discuss musical influences, Star Trek,political theme songs, religion, dental hygiene,the meaning of masculinity, and compare comic books to sexually transmitted diseases.Be sure to check out all the Gothy goodness atGothBrooksBand.com

Word to your Mother, motherf*cker!!!Download Episode 6.03This week in the Rage Cave, we celebrate motherf*cking Mother's Dayand Sheriff shares with us his love of creepy crawlies and lawn gnomes. Join us as we discuss beer science, STD's & Sesame Street, KFCmen, too many spicy can kill you, The Rock Clock, and why airports don't like maths & WIFI.

...why would you put your head down there?!?!Download Episode 6.02This week in the Rage Cave, Sheriff is back to tell us all about his recent "vacation" and his latest business venture. Join us as we talk about why Utah hates everything, stupid Limp Bizkit fans, Ted "fuckface" Cruz, throat singing, and some more famous people died. We also find out how beer is good for you!!!Also featuring the latest burnt offerings from Shed the Skin Thanks to Hell's Headbangers dot com

...what a Sneaky FuckerDownload Episode 6.01This week, we return to the Rage Cave and wish a very Happy Birthday to an absent Sheriff. Join us as we dive head-first into Weedus' zen-to-rage ratio, missionary mishaps and drunk robots. We also drop a scientific elbow on the throat of modern society.