Stories of the 5 Foot Shorties

Hey! Welcome to out first long distance episode. In today's tea filled talk, we spilled the beans about boys we used to like and the realization that it didn't go both ways. We also complained about moms, money, and working too much. We do apologize for weird audio as we are working on getting our shit together. Happy listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hey lovelies! In today's episode we dove into the struggles of the school year and the anxieties of being a student. We talked about bad habits, academic pressure, and the goals we have to improve our upcoming school year. Good luck to everyone who is starting up again in the fall. You're worth more than your grades!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hey there! In today's episode, we had a conversation about the big guy in the sky. We talked about our doubts, beliefs, and why the story of Noah's arc doesn't make sense. Join us as we figure out what works for us and what doesn't while we comb through our own religious experiences. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back! Today we talked about our original red flag list inspired by the boys who came before. We each gave tea worthy examples from our own lives of men who so perfectly represent these warning signs. Listen in so that you know exactly what to avoid! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hi beautiful people! Today we covered what's been going on in Hannah's life... well mostly. We talked about boys who know what they're doing down there and those who do not. And as always, we babbled on about not accepting the bare minimum from our inferior counterparts (men). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back! Today we take on a very serious topic of sexual assault. We speak about our own trauma, that surprisingly but also not surprisingly at all, is something we had to experience together. Please don't feel pressured to listen to this episode if this topic is triggering to you. Please contact the national sexual assault hotline if you are seeking help @1-800-656-4673. We hope you listen with open hearts and know that we are here for every single one of you ❤️ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

And we're back! In today's episode we focus on catching up with all the crazy going on in Samantha's life. Her family moving to Florida, turning 21, and all the adventures you've missed since we recorded last. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Get excited because this episode we tell a story of a whirlwind romance gone wrong. We talk about Hannah's failed hookup with a foreign boy who just fell too hard for her and the crazy picture he sent her after. This episode is a goofy tale of what happens when you steal your best friends' foreign crush and face the consequences of it :).  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Buckle up as we finish updating you all on Samantha's old bestie drama! We talk about the good, the bad, and ugly that came from our many miscommunication mistakes. We dabble into job scams, what its like to have your dad on Snapchat, and all the creepy boys we witnessed who crushed on Samantha's little sister.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In today's episode we continue talking with Hannah's sister! The sisters dive into all the reasons they drive each other mad and what brings them back together in the end. Join us while we get to explore the ins, outs, and the cringe of your favorite triplet sisters.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In today’s episode we had our very first guest, Hannah’s sister! Listen as we get exclusive cringeworthy info about Hannah growing up. We cover fights, embarrassing moments, and get an inside scoop on this fun sister dynamic. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Get your cups ready because in this episode we spill so much tea! Today we unpack the friendship breakdown between Samantha and her used to be best friend while Hannah makes her first tipsy appearance. This episode is real, raw, and full of badass moments from both of your favorite shorties. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we dived into our love languages and found out that we are just meant to be wives! Boyfriends and boo things are no match for the love us shorties share. Listen as we analyze and share stories all about being in love, relationships, dirty dreams and our cuddling preferences xo. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today Samantha embraced the future doctor in her and diagnosed Hannah with something special. We also took a detour and talked about some new passions like Harry Potter and BTS. We love you Jimin xo. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This story is definitely outdated. Update: No one moved to Florida lol. If you thought we couldn’t stay on topic before, just wait, this episode is a reminder we have ADHD. PSA: we were joined by a special annoying guest. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Halloqueens are back and we’ll give you pumpkin to talk about! Although spooktober may be over, the stories never end. Listen to us talk about scary smelly feet and hoe time horrors while Hannah educates us on being sweaty. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen to us yap on about our school struggles and difficulties. Tap in as we try to plan ahead and convince ourselves that we’ve got this. Just like queens, we’re doing our best to work hard, learn from our failures and show everyone who’s boss. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We’re back and talking about vaginas! Get cozy and listen to us talk about kissing practice and the anatomy of the lady bits. As always, we’re ready to spill the tea on orgasms and our fun o faces. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we talked all about the countless things that distract our ADHD brains and all the horny thoughts that play a part in stealing our attention. We’re giving you way too much information that you didn’t ask for but we know you’ll enjoy. Thank us later. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we could barely keep on topic as we attempted to spill the tea on what it’s like to be a sibling and all of the crazy and embarrassing stories we’ve made because of it. There’s never any lack of drama in a house filled with so many kids and today we explain why. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we spilled the tea on some of our toxic friendships and gave an update on what’s been going on in our lives. We talked about feeling lonely, fitness journeys, and the benefits of being alone. Get comfy and enjoy us blabbing on about the constant craziness in our lives! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we totally exposed our childhood imaginary worlds and friends. From playing with chess pieces in the closet to being like Hannah Montana. We dived into our weird dreams and fantasy future careers. Listen to our embarrassing imaginations go wild! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we chatted about our uniquely beautiful bodies and our struggles with the numbers on the scale. We reminisced about our days barely making it through the pacer test and what it’s like to lose weight by accident (it’s not as great as it seems). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we spilled the tea about our first year of college. It came with a lot of anxiety, change, and new boy toys. We talked about finding a roommate and what it’s like to make friends in a new place, while keeping old friendships alive. Believe it or not, us extroverts struggled a lot too! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we chatted about our crazy experiences as Jews. We looked back on our Hebrew School days and what it was like to prepare for our Bat Mitzvahs. Its a lot harder to learn how to chant Hebrew than you may think. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we spilled the tea about our most tragic hearts breaks. We talked being ghosted, broken up with, and what we would say to our exes today. Happy we can laugh about it now!

Today we had future talk! We blabbed on about how many kids we wanted, adoption, growing up with siblings, and our dreams of still being boss ladies through it all. Take a listen if you’re curious about how many babies us ladies want one day, you’ll be surprised!

Today we chatted about how we learned to start loving our bodies. We talked about what makes us insecure and what inspired us to let go of the toxic relationships that consumed how we thought of ourselves. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

If you thought the last episode was worth a cringe, just wait for us to reveal some of our least lady like moments dealing with snakes and sex. Sorry mom... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we told some of our most cringeworthy moments from our first makeouts to liking the same boy. Get your popcorn ready, this one is something else. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we blabbed on about being horny and alone while in quarantine. We got very TMI about periods, masturbation and funny cultural boundaries. Please enjoy us giving you way too many details that you didn’t ask for :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to the first episode of the Stories of the Five Foot Shorties! Today we got to introduce ourselves and share some of our goofiest moments from middle school and talk about some potential future plans. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app