Stupid Church People

Josh goes to church once again ... Youth ministry is bad ... and so are you. Recorded on June 27, 2007 Show 50

Unemployment... Jesus Juice (plus jingle)... myspace... and our personal relationships with the man. Recorded on June 15, 2007 Show 49

We offer commentary on the very last sermon Steve ever gave ... He loves to hear himself talk, so hang tight and enjoy this Steve filled podcast ... GRACE. Recorded on February 28, 2007 Show 48

We're back with a new intro and a promise to podcast more ... Steve loves Maxim and wine ... Josh hated 2006. Recorded on February 2, 2007 Show 47

Peter and Hank, the SCP Christmas elves wish you a Happy Christmas ... Steve and Josh talk about not podcasting ... and you come to the conclusion that listening to the SCP podcast makes you dumber. Recorded on December 21, 2006 Show 46

Myspace and a 43 year old man ... blog updates ... Stupid in the news ... REAL church signs ... and much more! Recorded on September 19, 2006 Show 45

Steve and Josh went out to witness the wonder of karaoke and came home to record their own "open mic night" .Merry Christmas in August. Our Incriminating gift to you. Recorded on August 31, 2006 Show 44

Steve and Josh explain the reason for taking away comments from the website. This is alert level ORANGE. And yes, we might need to frisk you. Recorded on August 24, 2006 Show 43

A quick message of truth from Leonard and Hornelius. Recorded on August 14, 2006 Show 42

We're Back! And Josh has a new job ... again. Ninjanun joins us and so does Jeff from demerging.com. We talk and pray over healing. We end with a special phone call to a friend. Recorded on June 19, 2006 Show 41

Shirley Phelps Roper of godhatesfags.com joins us for over an hour of supreme stupidity. Drinking is highly recommended to make sense of this podcast.Musical Guest: Shirley Phelps Roper and the "God Hates Fags Choir" Recorded on May 7, 2006 Show 40

TREV DIESEL performs ... Steve and Josh talk about going out drinking together ... Josh doesn't remember the whole night ... wait until the end of the show and hear live "drunk" recordings of that night.Musical Guest: Trev Diesel Recorded on March 25, 2006 Show 39

We're back with a new intro, more cussing, a musical break and lots more gay talk.Musical Guests: Meadow Rue Recorded on March 14, 2006 Show 38

You wanted a podcast...you got one...You wanted names...here they are...this one is sure to piss off some people I know...THANK GOD. Recorded on January 31, 2006 Show 37

Steve is in San Fran ... Josh is home ... The youth is the church so back off. Recorded on January 14, 2006 Show 36

First podcast of 2006...Steve has been deathly ill...Josh hates blogs...And by the way, We DON'T listen to your podcast. Recorded January 2, 2006 Show 35

Round Two  Recorded December 19, 2005

Round One Recorded December 19, 2005

Gay people love us...really... Recorded December 17, 2005

More discontentment with the church... what do you expect?... I love my wife... www.iloveyouashley.com Recorded December 6, 2005

NinjaNun joins us...She is both a Ninja and a Nun, thus the name NinjaNun...we hate agendas...but we love you. Recorded November 30, 2005

So... It is Steve's fault the podcast went so long. All hate mail should go to him.  Oh yea... I kind of bitched a little bit - josh Recorded Nov 23, 2005

Podcast Expo...we meet people...we have fun. Recorded Nov 13, 2005

Drunk David pays us a visit...Steve and Josh Gizmo the hell out of each other...Weeee'rrrrrreeeeee BBBBaaaaaaaaccckk.....Josh give a BIG announcement...come gizmo with us = stupidjosh. Recorded Nov 11, 2005

We take on the idea of an order of service...church mailing lists...entertainment based worship...Steve cries like a little bitch. Recorded Oct 18, 2005

Enough Said. Recorded Oct 13, 2005

We goof off...Josh farts into the mic...then we get serious...So check yourself before you wreck yourself, or poop your pants. Recorded Oct 4, 2005

SCP has a sponsor...get a slice of Josh's church ass...I drive a BMW, get over it....Josh stinks...Christians hate lesbians...but we love them...Josh and Steve actually have sex on camera!  The first ever SCP simulcast...you can also watch Steve and Josh Recorded Sept 28, 2005

Listen to the show...NOW! Recorded Sept 20, 2005

We are celebrities for a day...20th podcast sucked, I guess...the SCP "club" are jerks...We kick everyone in the nuts...Then we deal with Steve's ego.Recorded Sept 13, 2005

We remember the past...anyone can do a podcast...we don't really cuss a lot...highlights from the past 19 shows..voicemails. Recorded Sept 7, 2005

Jesus pimps your ride...we are lazy...we are excited for next week..Josh doesn't read Steve's blogs...raising x-rated kids in a g-rated world...ice cream truck marketing..."scp" is "Steve Chastain Podcast" Recorded August 23, 2005

It's official, WE ARE EMERGENT!!!!...pending on if our checks clear...Steve ventures into the Mega Church Alternative Lifestyle...and he likes it...Josh is a doctor of mixology...Steve and Josh get in an actually fist fight. Recorded on August 16, 2005

Jesus is suger-free... Body shots save lives... Steve pushes up on it... Crusades save lives, we think, maybe, ok, sure... Steve commits to research the x-rated world... we end by contemplating poop. Recorded August 9, 2005

Steve helps his kids squeeze a poop out...We discuss how to change the church...Listening earns you 3 College credits...There will be a quiz next week...never-mind...You really need to listen to the whole show! Recorded August 2, 2005

Steve whines about SCP...Steve whines about the Emergent Church...WE ARE NOT EMERGENT...Steve continues to whine...one very special guest - White Chocolate. Recorded July 26, 2005

We play DJ for the night...We send the devil to hell...Steve plays with his "bag"...We change even more lives...this time with the powers of ROCK AND ROLL!!!! Recorded July 20, 2005

Ugly Chicks...Psycho Chicks...and Stripper Chicks...Steve Small Balls...Jesus lives in California...myspace.com...Steve has one "friend"...Continuing God's Ministry one dollar at a time. Recorded July 12, 2005

It is SUMMER!...Josh is Batman...Steve is Batgirl or Robin, we could not choose...We are scared...Steve can whistle out of his ass...FIGHT CLUB!...It is only after we lost everything, that we are free to do anything. Recorded July 4, 2005

We love gay people...We hate haters...We love comments...We hate being Emergent...We love you...We really do...We would like to cuddle. Recorded June 21, 2005

FREE MIKEY!!!...Steve beats off Mr. Jackson...We ask every pastor to quit...The church is just a big game...We finish by drinking some Jesus Juice. Recorded June 14, 2005

We google on ourselves... Voting is a bitch... Steve and Josh share their first fight with you... Steve won't let Josh talk... God is not a Republican or a Democrat. Recorded June 9, 2005

Hollaback Steve...Christian Karaoke...Grant is Scared...Speakaholics...Everything is a Ministry People...Steve is Old With Perfect Teeth... Recorded June 2, 2005

Kicked out of church...Getting personal with Josh...GOD is GPS...Please don't send us to hell...The church has nipples...and so do you! Recorded May 21, 2005

50 Cent helps us shake that ass...Thankful for reviews...Stress is a good diet...Gambling is good therapy...PAY US...acid reflux...but vodka is ok...we lost some money...but kicked some ass and took some names! Recorded May 14, 2005

Josh gets in trouble...Drinking hand soap is not fun...F@ck Yea!!!!...Steve and Josh dream of being "edgy"...The Jesus that pooped...More hate mail to come. Originally released May 3, 2005.

The Road to Recovery Show: Bend Over... Masturbate your Self-Righteousness...Addicted to Church...Take a year off...Withdrawal symptoms...Church Co-Dependency...Stupid Church Games...Make Out with your wife...Small Groups for Dummies...The Bastard Problem...32 Year-Old Fat-Ass Christians! Re-release - Recorded April 27, 2005

The Benny Show: We need a healing...GoldBond Finger Magic...Benny Hinn's (BH) spiritual mullet...BH says Jesus comes back again and again...BH gets rich...BH says Castro is dead...Hinn and Hitler...BH says all Homos will burn...HYPNOTIZED!...BH gets lots of action...BH curses the SCP show...SCP blesses Benny! Re-release - Recorded April 24, 2005

The Jesus Image Show: The foot-tall talking Jesus Doll...a 62 foot Jesus statue in a church in Ohio...Trinity Broadcasting's Trailer Trash Christmas Lights....the Amercian middle-class white Jesus...the Wal-Mart Church...discuss not going to church ever again...Arby's Sauce and Curly Fries...and building our own Jesus statue. Plus we shamelessly ask people to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Re-release of our second show recorded April 22,2005.  

The very first Stupid Church People Podcast! Re-release of our very first show, April 19, 2005.