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Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 26 A New Student (tribal) Council In 30 parts, By FinalStand. Listen to the podcast at Explicit Novels. If you can't look in a mirror and laugh at yourself, cut off the light "Can we put other restrictions on you?" Simone Brady prodded. "This is not the 'Zane' show," Virginia Goodswell interjected. "We need to decide when the new Student government will meet, I suggest Tuesday nights, and how we are going to conduct business." "We can start by deciding where we meet," Chastity spoke up. "I vote for Zane's place." "What's wrong with the Assembly Hall, where we've always met?" Rhaine countered. "Rhaine, you are drinking a Doctor Pepper, KayLeigh, you are drinking a grape juice, and Joy was eating a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup when I got here," Hope snickered. "You have hot plates and microwaves too, if needed." Rhaine, Joy, and KayLeigh, all Traditionalists, looked guilty. They also looked like they treasured their creature comforts because they weren't running for the door. "It is a nice place," KayLeigh admitted. "And you don't get to come back up here otherwise," Rio grinned evilly. "This floor is devoted to the freshman class." "There are a lot of upperclassmen up here right now," Rhaine pointed out. "Those are what you would call 'friends'," Rio sneered. "If you weren't freaking evil, you might have some." "Please don't put it that way," I requested of Rio. Rio had every reason to be cranky. Mercy looked even more exhausted sitting at her side. "Zane will arrange the room to fit your needs," Christina finally spoke, "I guarantee it." "You think you can control him?" Rhaine shot back. "I'm not afraid of him; he's not some wild beast. I ask him to do things for me and he does," Christina chided Rhaine. "He is like any other freshman; it is that simple." "He's rather mouthy for a freshman," Hannah joked. "Well, maybe if you put my mouth to other uses," I bantered back. There was a moment of silence followed by Dana Gorman taking up her bottled water and walking over to me. She smiled down at my seated form while she poured out the remaining water onto my crown. "Cool off, Casanova," Dana cautioned me playfully before returning to her seat. "Exactly why do you keep her around again?" Rio slapped my shoulder. "Can you imagine how insufferable Christina would be if Coach didn't keep her in line?" I smiled. Christina rolled her eyes while Rio chuckled. Virginia stood up and cleared her throat. "I want to make sure that all the ladies, plus Zane, plan to make this experiment work. It is rather pointless to proceed if any of you can't be honest now," Virginia, my Spiritual Advisor, poled the audience. Most of the girls looked around to see who would do what but no one jumped. "I think it is safe to say that we students will stay true to the Vice Chancellor's plan, though this is not an endorsement of Zane, his conduct, or even his continued presence here," Rhaine spoke for the group. "With that settled, we can call it a night," Doctor Kennedy declared. "Ladies, consider what issues we need to deal with so we can bring them up next Tuesday night, 9 pm." "Who do we send the itinerary to?" Simone inquired. "Zane," Hudson Lane volunteered me. "I nominate Faith De Young (of Christina's inner circle) to be our Secretary of Record, if she wants the job," I said. Faith looked completely taken off-guard but nodded quickly. "I'll do it," she made clear. The meeting broke up soon after with most of the student leadership departing. Dana, Hudson, and Christina & company hung around a little longer. "Not the Glamorous Gremlin?" Rio teased me on my choice of Secretary. She gasped and nearly fell over right after that. Iona smiled softly and shook her head. She realized that she was still a freshman and her day would come. "Ah, here's one of the controllers," Heaven gave a devilish smile as she handed the device over to Rio. Miraculously, the other three sexual wonders were also handed over, ending the threat of torture for the day. "I see a spanking machine in you bitches' future," Rio snarled at Chastity, Hope, Heaven, Faith, and Christina. "I swear, I tried to get one of those damn things all day long," Valarie griped. "You would think that after setting this up, someone would have given me one, but no, I am a freshman so I don't get to play the game." "It was you!" Rio screamed, and lunged at Valarie, who comically batted her away as Vivian and Mercy intervened. "Yes," Val laughed, "but it was Iona who figured out how to have captured your days by enlisting the aid of classmates with video phones. I can tell today's footage is going to be a classic." "Why did you do it?" Vivian asked Valarie. "I had revenge on Rio and made Mercy ecstatically happy; it was a win-win," Val grinned vindictively. It was a credit to Rio's berserk nature that no one asked what Rio had done to warrant revenge; everyone automatically assumed that Valarie was justified. "Everyone's sympathy is under-whelming," Rio grumbled. "Come on, Mercy, let's get these things off." "Do we have to?" Mercy pleaded softly. Hell, I imagine she could barely stand but apparently, her limit to sexual overstimulation was unconsciousness. Rio used one finger to hook Mercy's collar and pulled her close. "How dare you talk back," Rio whispered, but I was close enough to hear. "I was going to settle for the vibrating nipple clamps that arrived today but now I'm thinking a few dozen paddle blows, to each cheek, are in your future, you annoying little bitch." Annoying was Mercy and Rio's code word for 'love'; Rio simply couldn't stand the 'L' word. "Vibrating nipple clamps?" Christina was both confused and amused. "Where do you people come up with this stuff?" "Adam and Eve," Rio shot back without batting an eye. "Wait until I have Mercy's nipples and lips pierced; then the real fun begins." "I don't think Mercy should have her lips pierced," Vivian suggested forcefully. "They'd be glaringly obvious." Rio groaned and sighed. "Not those lips," Rio clarified. "The other ones, you know, labia, cunt lips, cunt etc." There was a pregnant pause in the room. "Attach vibrator wires to those bad boys and Wow! Let the magic begin." Mercy and Rio really were made for each other; they were both salivating at the prospect. Thankfully, I saw Cassandra hovering around and looking ready for me to start playing towel boy. "Ladies, one last duty to perform and then my day is done," I attempted my exit. "Zane, is it alright if I spend the night?" Hope ambushed me. "Of course," I smiled, because I'm a fucking idiot who is an embarrassment to the very concept of the mentally challenged and a parody of every teen boy date flick. I was already spending time with Iona, Paige, Barbie Lynn, and now Hope. Maybe I can find a way to have a secret government space array shoot an earthquake laser at my feet so a pit opens up underneath me and I plummet to a fiery death at the Earth's core. Maybe I watch too much bad TV. "Iona, did my Viagra arrive yet," I teased my buddy. "I'm going to need a pill tonight." "Oh, Zane, I don't think we have any but I'll go online and see what I can get for you," Iona replied in all seriousness. "I know some guys who smuggle them in from Mexico," Valarie offered. "I'll make some calls." "That is so cool!" Barbie Lynn clapped her hands. "Now he'll never go down. I can ride him all night long." She hugged me while a fearful vision of my desiccated, sperm-drained husk lying open-eyed and lifeless on my bed danced before my eyes. "Zane?" Cassandra called out. "Oh, yes, towel boy and bikini selection," I muttered. I gravitated her way, took her hand, and led her to my room. "What's that about?" Vivian mused. "Handmaiden's Duty," Iona informed the ladies. "He picks out a bikini for her and acts as pool boy while she's in the Jacuzzi." "I hope someone cleans that thing from time to time," Faith shuddered. "Every morning at ten o'clock it is drained and cleaned, and the filter cleaned every Monday," Iona droned on without even looking up. The rest of that exchange was lost as I retreated to my bedroom. What followed could be blamed on Cassandra accidently dropping her drink in the Jacuzzi and me having to retrieve it; it was an unopened soda can. Or maybe it could be blamed on the surprisingly conservative (for my room) white and black striped bikini she wore. Whatever was the catalyst, inside five minutes I had Cassandra out of her suit, front to front, her crotch pressing me against the side of the Jacuzzi with my head barely above water while she rode my face in a pattern and energy that reminded me of Hawaii's North Shore. Cassandra was pounding the back of my head against the wood wall as she drove her cunt over my lips and tongue again and again. "Oh, Baby, you are so much better than my fingers," she communicated with an erotic growl. "Keep it up, keep it up!" She was the one in the control of the sexual rhythm so I was not sure what else I might do but keep licking and sucking as hard as I could. I was finally able to run a hand along her chocolate flesh until I managed to push against her sternum and got her to roll her shoulders back. That allowed me to start massaging and stroking one of her breasts while my other hand got between her legs from behind and gently penetrated her cunt. "Za, za, za, Zane!" she screamed out. Note to self: Add earplugs to my Must Have List. Cassandra slathered my nose, lips, and chin with her rather scalding, light to the tongue and tasty fluids. If she wasn't still trying to give me a concussion with her hips I might have enjoyed it more. As her orgasm dissipated, she slid down my body with a sated sigh. Her legs were outside mine so as she descended, her cunt came to rest on my Speedo-encased cock. Saying that my cock was hard would be like saying snow is cold or the English love their soccer; pretty much a given. Her eyes grew wide when she realized where she rested. She's a senior and a virgin in a Christian Girl's school, she began humping me, of course. Being Cassandra, she began humping me hard and thumping her way to another climax. "Zane, I am totally rethinking you being allowed on campus," Cassandra panted. "Is this a good thing or a bad thing?" I wondered. At this time I had one finger lightly in her cunt as my other hand tenderly tweaked one of her nipples. "Oh, I think every junior and senior should have their own personal freshman boy to keep under control with a strong hand," she grinned while she kept working my rod over with her cunt. "Wouldn't it be nice if we developed a peaceful, platonic relationship based on mutual trust and respect?" I suggested hopefully. Cassandra gave a deep, throaty laugh. "You're funny, but no," she grinned evilly. "After all, if that was the case, I couldn't do this: Zane, suck my other nipple, suck it hard, while I play with your fat phallus." Oh yeah, I love the way this is going (insert internalized weeping). She worked out my cock painfully fast and began rubbing it deeply between her labia, to the point I felt the tightness of her vaginal walls on my cockhead. "Zane, you know a whole lot about the sex stuff," she stated. "What's a cock ring?" Oh, HELL No! I have enough difficulty ejaculating as is. The last thing I need is something that allows another to make the prospects of my ejaculation even dimmer. "It's a device, a ring, that is placed over the base of the cock to restrict blood flow, thus allowing longer erections," I grudgingly confessed. "Thinking about getting one, as a Christmas present, for someone out of state?" "So, you could have intercourse, for a long time, and not ejaculate, so a girl would be, safe, in fucking you raw?" Cassandra's voice was becoming more strained. "Technically, yes, but a little music, some hand-holding, and dinner at McDonald's would suffice in getting me aroused," I tried to explain. "There is no need for, something like that." "Zane, clearly God put you, on this campus as a test for, true believers," Cassandra related, "And every woman here needs, to be tested, A Lot!" she screamed out her second orgasm of the night. My hands raced down to grab each luscious buttock before her spasms caused her to slip down my cock and make her virginity a thing of the past. When my cock slapped against my stomach, I held Cassandra tight until she calmed down. "You need to stay on campus during the weekends," Cassandra moaned with content exhaustion, "so we can use you more often." "Why do you think I flee campus every weekend?" I thought. If she had her way, I'd be walking around with an IV in my arm and popping Viagra like M&M's. I chose life! If you think I am a coward, step up and take my place. I'll sneak back into the cemetery at night and put a flower on your headstone. You can take that permanent smile etched on your face to your grave, He-Man. "I have to ask: What brought this on?" I inquired. "I received one of Mercy's controls and we shared the next class," Cassandra confessed. "She glowed with such pleasure I thought she would pass out. I was suddenly curious." "I had nothing to do with that," I groaned. "I swear, it wasn't me." Cassandra placed one hand on each side of my face. "Zane, it wasn't you, I know that," she smiled, "but it is your presence that allowed something like that, her ability to experience that level of pleasure, that I want to experience. I have to go now. I need to report to the other girls what it was like so we can figure out what to do with you next." You know, if I had been paranoid, I would have been right, people are plotting against me. Cassandra stood up and stepped onto the bench so that I was once more facing her puffy, somewhat abused cunt lips before she swung one leg over me and exited the tub. I closed my eyes and let my head hang over the side, facing up. "Towel boy," Cassandra taunted me. I looked at her. Cassandra was dripping wet and she was extending a towel my way. I pulled my own tired ass out of the Jacuzzi and tenderly buffed her excellent body until she was dry. She gave me one last kiss, dressed, and virtually skipped out of my domain, happy, arrogant and plotting my demise. I cleaned up, dealt with the Jacuzzi, and took in my surroundings. The only witnesses to my congress and conversation with Cassandra were Dana Gorman and Hudson Lane, my voyeuristic adult female 'friends'. Dana pulled me over as I walked passed her. Hudson Lane had gone off to get some drinks. "You and Gabrielle, ?" "You have no respect for my survival instincts, do you?" I chuckled. "Not really," Dana smirked. "Fine," I groaned in feigned annoyance. "She wanted to talk so we talked, nothing else happened." "She beat you up, didn't she?" Gorman persisted. Another deep sigh on my part came out before I confessed, "Yes. Why do you ask?" "I wanted to smack you around from the first day I met you," Dana laughed. "I think Ms. Black has done admirably not beating you black and blue before now." "Has yet another girl beaten Zane up?" Hudson angled around to sit next to Dana. "The consistency of the femdom attitudes at this school is frightening." "Don't throw stones, Ms. Lane," Dana warned her. "You, Zane, and Ms. Messier, the lawyer Ms. Buchanan hired to help Zane when he went to jail, I was head of security when it happened and I know when Ms. Messier arrived on campus, where she stayed, and when she, and you, left this dorm." "You never said anything to Chancellor Bazz?" Hudson worried. "No," Dana responded. "You three are adults, and ruining your career here wouldn't have made expelling Zane any easier. I wasn't the sex police." "Thank you," Hudson smiled. "I now have another reason to be happy Zane championed your cause with the Board of Directors." She touched Dana on her thigh. "It's not going to happen, Lane," Dana informed the lawyer while opening her V-8. "I've had a long time to figure out that I'm not attracted to women." Wow, Dana knew that Hudson was bi-sexual and didn't care. That was another big plus for Dana in my book. "That's what Brigitte Messier thought as well," Hudson winked. "It turns out a little bit of Zane goes a long way to loosening up a girl's morals and expanding their horizons." "I repeat, it is not going to happen," Dana shook her head. "Zane's a student and I'm a teacher. Perhaps the day he graduates, I'll kidnap him for a long, frustration-relieving weekend. I haven't had sex in eight years and watching him work really stresses my resolve." "You could always join me in the hot tub," I offered. I wasn't sure how serious I was. I also wasn't sure how bad a concussion Cassandra had given me. "Zane, do you have any idea of what I would do to you if I focused all my pent up sexual fury onto that body of yours?" Dana threatened. I gulped. "Does it start with me tying you down?" I suggested sweetly. Hudson was looking really intrigued by this. I was beginning to believe she had this erotic attraction to 'turning' straight girls, most likely mirroring her own Law School experiences. "What do you think?" she glared. Dana was becoming seriously aroused. "I guess my only other question is if I can outrun you," I joked. Dana kept staring. "Zane," Hudson snickered, "do you realize that your swimsuit is basically transparent when wet?" "No, I didn't," I gulped once more. My package was less than a foot from Dana's lips. "Sorry, I'll be going to bed now," I backed up. "That's a really nice ass," Dana sighed as I turned away. "It is even nicer to touch," Hudson commented. "It's not happening, Lane," Dana grumbled. "Oh, you will come around," Hudson Lane laughed softly. "I have faith in Zane." Dana growled in rebuttal. When I rounded the first cut-back leading to my bedroom, I heard and smelled sex, suddenly, sneaking off to Gabrielle Black's place and hiding out for the night sounded like a good idea, barring her killing me, of course. I sorted out the noises as I moved around until the room came into full view. Reminder number one: Check the God Damn air filters! Where the fuck do I begin? On the far side of the bed, Mercy was on her knees, head down on a pillow with her painfully ecstatic face looking toward me. That was how I could tell she had been gagged. Her wrists were handcuffed behind her back, she was moaning and sweating up a storm, and her whole aura emanated with tantric excitement. In case you might be wondering where her Mistress was: Rio was straddling Mercy's back, ass resting on Mercy's neck (by the tension in her thighs, Rio wasn't pressing down hard thankfully) and facing her playmate's highly vulnerable posterior. "Hold out a little longer, my slut," Rio egged Mercy on quietly as she paddled those beautiful exposed ass cheeks, apparently in a random fashion. And now it gets weird(er): Behind Mercy, facing Rio, wielding a strap-on with firm, slow, and steady strokes, was Paige. For the love of the Almighty, should I be quarantined as an immorality contagion? It wasn't like Paige was an angel but she was taking a few giant steps to proficiently wielding an artificial cock into a bound girl's bunghole. The fact that Rio and Paige despised each other continued warping my perception of events. Barbie Lynn (farthest away in the closest group), Vivian, and Valarie were on the near side of the sheets. They weren't actually having sex but were talking in low voices with the occasional running of a hand through a companion's hair or tracing a finger from hip to thigh. It was sensual without being pornographic. It also appeared to be something they all three were enjoying. In the middle section of my sleeping platform (it is an awesomely big bed) was Iona and Hope, who were doing a little more than cuddling together in quiet conversation. Hope stroked Iona's head compassionately as Iona gently teased and suckled on Hope's left breast. Every ounce of my experience cried out to me that Iona had initiated the sexual contact. That boggled the mind, right up there with Hope allowing a near stranger such intimate contact. "Hey, Lover," Barbie Lynn gifted me with a sultry leer, "are you going to take that off or are you going to allow him to bust out on his own?" Bathing suit, cock, raging erection; got it. I yanked off my speedo fast enough to make my skin burn. I wrapped it up in a towel before tossing them in the clothes hamper. I quickly plotted out my journey, figuring out where I was supposed to end up. I was giving up the illusion that I controlled events because if I was created in God's image and that was the reason God wanted men to rule over women, then I think God was really Goddess and Heaven's soul had it right, change sides. Valarie gave me a fearless grin as I climbed over her on my way to the middle. She shifted so that her breasts swayed from side to side. I took in the view before kissing her and moving on. "Try to settle things down by eleven, Zane," Vivian requested. I nodded and then kissed the tip of her nose, which she returned by kissing my forehead. It was very motherly of her, barring the fact that the sheets barely covered her pubic region and every exposed bit of her looked scrumptious. My last hurdle was Barbie Lynn, and that was an obstacle in more than just the physical sense. She knew how to stretch and yawn just right for making my blood boil with lust and my vision cloud with desire. "You will come back to me, Zane," she said with brazen tenderness. "Now go on and take care of the others who need you now." Best Blonde Bombshell ever. As I settled behind Hope who was still facing Iona, I took it slow to let her instincts understand that I wasn't a threat but desirous of her. "What's going on here?" I inquired delicately. "Hope, I didn't think you liked Iona all that much? And Iona, you have become much more confident in the past month; I like it." "Zane, Iona is one of the bravest freshmen I've ever met. She's never backed down from a challenge and is smart enough to fight the battles she can win and send others to win the one's she can't," Hope explained. "I have admired her for some time." "I know you wanted Hope to be put at ease," Iona related. "She's surrounded by people she has minimal familiarity with. I reasoned that I could help her adjust by doing what you do." "Sexy, clever, lethal girls; this is definitely going on my Santa Wish List," I grinned. I was trying to settle in behind Hope when she wiggled around onto her back and indicated she wanted me to move between her and Iona. I was hardly in the mood to refuse and soon, both ladies were nestled in my arms. I was thinking about the next step when the situation around Mercy increased in energy and volume. Hope pushed halfway over my chest and Iona turned away from me so they could watch the proceedings. Mercy was shivering like a leaf in a thunderstorm. Rio moved up so that her face was inches away from Paige's. I could see Paige contemplating her next action before she leaned into Rio. They each placed a hand behind the other's head to keep them close as they kissed. "You smart-ass hooker," Rio snickered. "What flavor is that?" Mercy was cresting toward her orgasm unattended while Rio made small talk with Paige. "Mango, lip balm and mouth wash," Paige beamed triumphantly. Rio snorted. "Really start hammering the bitch," Rio ordered/requested. Paige nodded. She slowly drew back until only the tip of the fake phallus remained in Mercy's rectum before savagely slamming it all the way in as hard as she could. Mercy squealed through her gag and began to violently spasm. Rio dismounted Mercy and flopped beside her partner's head. "Don't you dare lose it, Cum-Bunny," Rio pressed Mercy. "Disappoint me and you will get nothing until the weekend. I won't let you touch anyone, even yourself. Are we clear?" Mercy sobbed and nodded while her body teetered on the precipice of total collapse. Paige was displeased with Mercy's resistance and began spanking her thighs and buttocks hard enough to leave imprints. Rio kept stroking Mercy's hair and urging her to hang on. At the pinnacle of the moment I knew Mercy could not go on, Rio spoke softly into her ear. "You annoying whore," she said, "I am so proud to be with you. Don't ever leave, now cum." Mercy's resulting climax was so powerful that her muscle spasms knocked Paige back on her heels knocking the strap-on mostly out of her ass. Mercy squirted, really squirted, onto Paige's lap, with even more juice shooting and coating Mercy's thighs and my sheets. Up front, Mercy was cursing up a storm through her gag, grinding the fabric between her teeth with tears streaming out of her clenched eyes. Before her thrashing subsided, Rio had pulled the gag off and was kissing her fiercely on the lips, again and again. Mercy curled into a ball and Rio immediately wrapped her arms and legs around her Sub, keeping her presence light but comforting. Rio saw our attention being directed their way and mouthed: 'Best Bitch Ever!' using her eyes to exaggerate the force of the words. Paige was still looking over the sticky mess that she had become. "Put the contraption to soak in the big sink and take a shower," I suggested. Paige could see no flaw in my suggestion so she gave me a wink, unstrapped the device, and made her way out of the room. When my eyes snapped back from watching a naked Paige exit, I saw that Hope's focus was on me. "That looked fun," Hope stated clinically. "It is not for me but it definitely looked like they all felt, cleaner in a spiritual sense when they were done. I would never have suspected. In fact, I thought being bound was debasing and weak." "It is called bondage and it is part of a sexual practice called BDSM, bondage, discipline, sadomasochism," I explained. "It definitely isn't for everyone, and certainly isn't as bizarre as Iona's furry fetish." "Zane," Hope glared, "I saw a CSI episode on furries and you can't be an Asian or Asian-American high school girl in the United States and not know about cosplay; Iona and I are not into either one of those lifestyles I'm pretty sure." While Hope was distracting me with her knowledge of other sexual subcultures, Iona snuck a hand beneath me and pinched my right ass cheek. "Ow," I jumped. "What was that for, Beautiful?" I pleaded to Iona. "I wanted to?" she responded meekly. "That sounds like a perfectly good reason to me," I smiled. I would be somewhat offended if it was someone else but Iona was special; like Rio, she would always have my back, but unlike my chaotic fiend, she never abused my trust (or so I thought). "Do me a favor?" Iona requested. "Sure, anything for you," I answered right off the bat. "Make her happy," Iona's eyes sparkled as the flickered to Hope. "Tickle my ear when you finish." "Sure," I sighed with feigned regret, "if I have to." "Thank you, Iona," Hope snorted in amusement, "I've got it from here." "Nite-nite," Iona yawned, then rolled over and pretended to drop off to sleep. Like that was going to happen anytime soon! "What no-, Hope got out before I rolled on top of her. I used one leg to wedge hers open, then settled between them as I lowered my body down. Hope looked at me quizzically. "Touch me wherever you like," I instructed. I showed her what I meant by kissing her cheek, then edging around to suck on her earlobe. Hope led off with her fingertips running along the muscles of my forearms and following a twisted trail up to my shoulders. With equal care, she began rubbing her toes along my calves, up to my knees and lower thighs. This had the added benefit of rotating her hips so that her pubic hair scratched along the veins of the base of my cock. "You know this is going to make field work with you far more difficult," Hope murmured. "Now you know what I've been going through for a month," I teased her back. "Now you know how I feel naked under your touch and so do I." "You touch yourself much?" Hope giggled. Iona did her best to smother her own mirthful reaction. "Maybe you should come to my bed more often to keep my hands otherwise occupied," I suggested. Hope arched her back, thrusting her breasts into my chest and laughed lyrically. "Touch ," Hope conceded. "I wondered if I was imposing on your hospitality, wanting to spend tonight with you. Now I'm feeling as if I've been lured in and seduced by your masculine wiles." "Zane, manipulating somebody!" Valarie gave a comedic gasp. "Well, there is always a first time for our ham-handed Lothario to launch a plot that doesn't involve him getting an extra fish stick for dinner." "Ham-handed," Barbie Lynn mused. "His fingers are smoking but hardly ham-like," which she emphasized by rubbing her hand over her crotch. "Do you often stick smoked country ham between your thighs, Barbie-Baby?" Valarie taunted. "Only when your magic tongue and fingers aren't available," Barbie Lynn volleyed right back. "Oh, you did not say that!" Valarie choked. She vaulted on top of Barbie Lynn and the two started wrestling. Vivian scooted toward the edge and fended off the combatants from rolling over her. "When we graduate and drag you back to our dungeon to live, are you going to miss other bed partners having these mid-coital conversations?" Hope smirked. "You underestimate your ability to focus my attention," I countered. When you are in bed with someone, you are in bed with THAT person, or so I believe. Hope's look sizzled, her body heated up, and she pulled me so close and tight, I couldn't make out any details beyond her eyes. "I hate them," Hope purred. "Who?" I worried. You don't want one good friend to hate another good friend. You really don't want a good friend with marksmanship skills out the ass not liking someone you have become attached to. "Christina and Heaven," she sighed, but I knew she wasn't serious. "Christina because you would rather be with her and Heaven because she has you." "Hope," I maneuvered so I could stroke her cheek, "I can't promise you or anyone else anything beyond this school year. Neither one of us qualifies as 'normal' by any definition of the word. I certainly like being with you, if that matters, and not just in bed. You are beautiful, intense, and serious in a way we shouldn't be." "Serious is not the most intimate of descriptions," Hope joked, "but I think I know what you mean. As chaotic as your life is, I think we balance each other out." I didn't need words to agree with that; I let us return to our game of touch, kiss, and lick. We were getting back into a playful tempo when the fight between Valarie and Barbie Lynn ended. There was no hot, spontaneous lesbian eruption; it devolved into Valarie having Barbie Lynn pinned with her wrists on the pillow held over her head. Valarie was trying to administer a 'Wet Willy' (sticking a finger, or tongue, into your opponent's ear) and finally succeeding. "I give, I give," squealed Barbie Lynn. "Anything, just stop." "Anything?" Valarie prodded suggestively. Barbie Lynn's very ample bosom heaved with each deep breath she took, which had the effect of rubbing them in circles against Valarie's dangling breasts. "Come with me to the Southwest this summer," Valarie demanded. Barbie Lynn was still giving it serious thought when Paige came traipsing back in, drying her hair. "Where in the Southwest?" Paige inquired. Valarie sat up on Barbie Lynn and looked over her shoulder at the albino lass. "West of Laredo, East of the Pacific, South of Denver and North of Mexico," Valarie answered. "Sant Fe, Vegas, the Painted Desert, places like that." I didn't see coming what happened next. "Valarie, would you consider allowing to me come along?" Paige asked politely. "You really want to impress Zane that much?" Valarie divined Paige's intention. "That, and he's most likely going with Rio as well," Paige responded, "so you are going to need all the help you can get." Rio didn't respond verbally, Mercy was still recovering, but glared with venom. "What do you add to our little expedition?" Valarie asked. "I'll do it," Barbie Lynn interjected. "I wasn't sure what I was going to do after graduation but seeing more of the world will do me good, and I hear it is cold in the desserts at night and I don't want Zane to catch a chill," she adds with a smile. "I speak Spanish, plus a strong understanding of electronics, botany, and computers," Paige continued with a twinge of annoyance toward Barbie. "Fine, both are in. We are getting our rides tomorrow afternoon at five," Valarie announced. "Zane," Hope whispered, "I appreciate the silence of our first date now more than ever." "We can go back to your place?" I offered. "Oh, Chastity would love that," Hope snickered playfully. "I'm afraid if you don't ravish her in the next few weeks, she is going to rape Heaven." "I'll keep that in mind, but right now I want to be where I am, with you," I kissed Hope's nose. "Can I try something, Zane?" Hope turned serious and introspective. "Of course," I said. "Paige, come over here with me," Barbie Lynn suggested. The blonde wiggled over so that Valarie fell to the far side and indicated that Paige should join her. "You only want to sex up my body," Paige accused Barbie Lynn, as she hopped onto the foot of the bed and put her fists defiantly on her hips. "But of course I do, Paige-shugah," Barbie Lynn licked her lips, "now get over here and give me a taste." "Oh. In that case, Paige scampered over and reclined next to the dynamite blonde. Barbie Lynn had a strong, subtly alluring persona while Paige was constantly aggressive. "A naked Paige Zeller sexual molesting an equally naked Barbie Lynn Masters will go down as yet another thing I never thought I'd see," Hope mused. "Be careful who you think is molesting who," I cautioned Hope. A few seconds later Paige shook and fluttered. Barbie Lynn had slid a stealthy hand between Paige's thighs. "Oh, someone's been a bad little kitty," Barbie Lynn cooed, "A bad, soaking wet little kitty." Paige hiccupped, then shuddered again. "Does kitty need to be petted," Barbie asked as she stroked Paige's love box, "or does kitty need to be spanked?" And Barbie Lynn spanked Paige's cunt lightly, making Paige jerk. "Master, I stand corrected," Hope nodded her head to me in respect of my sexual insight. "You wanted to do something?" I brought Hope back on track. "Yes, Zane, yes I did," Hope smiled. "Please lie on your back and close your eyes." It was my turn to nod as I complied with her wishes. She settled her haunches on my crotch and waited a moment. First was a kiss, followed in slow progression by a finger, nose, earlobe, toe, two fingers coated in her juices, two fingers coated in Paige's juices, a nipple (most likely the right), her other nipple coated in Barbie Lynn's juices, Valarie's tongue (given away by the movement toward me), Hope's tongue, her other big toe, and ending with her lips and tongue. The anticipation of what was coming next was fun. As Hope reclined on top of me, Mercy finally began to stir. "Were you a good little tramp tonight?" Rio panted hungrily at her partner. "Yes, I, was I?" Mercy rasped. She was fighting to stay awake, her fatigue a heavy burden to bear. "The Slut will say 'Yes Mistress; yes I was allowed to be good tonight'," Rio nuzzled Mercy's neck, ear, and jaw. "Yes, Mistress," Mercy purred. "My wonderfully annoying Mistress allowed me to be good tonight." Rio spanked Mercy's burning hot ass flank hard. Mercy flinched and cried out in pain. "Did I tell you to adlib, you annoying, frustrating skank," Rio taunted her, "or is my whore clever enough to sneak in an undeserved spanking?" Mercy buried her face in a pillow but I could swear she was smiling. "Nipple clamps for you in the morning, and I'm getting those bitches pierced on Saturday, got it?" Rio clarified the point by rolling each nipple between her forefinger and thumb. Mercy nodded but kept her face in the pillow. "Fine, let's get underneath the covers. Snuggle up with me to keep me warm, and you had better suckle my nipples. Rio took up her normal sleeping area, avoiding the wet spot, with Mercy at her side, her tongue playing with Rio's left nipple. "Mercy," Rio whispered. Mercy kept tongue-flicking the nipple but looked up. "You rock," Rio said even softer. Mercy pulled more of her weary body over Rio as the nipple play continued and Rio began stroking her paramour's hair lovingly. In that relationship, it was getting harder to determine who the 'better' half was. I searched around blindly for some lube, which had 'mystically' migrated under Barbie Lynn's pillow. "Hope, put some oil on my cock and on your ass cleft," I told my Korean princess. She barely broke her iron mask of indifference before taking the bottle and doing as directed. I caught sight of Valarie, Vivian, and Barbie Lynn all peeking my way. I imagined it was the curiosity about my apparent decision to 'break' Hope in anally. "Hope, point my cock up and mount it," I directed. In theme with the game the two of us played, Hope took my commands without question, even to the point where her virginity was in question. "Push it back," I stopped Hope's decent as it contacted her rather moist slit. She pushed back a little. Being a virgin, she probably wasn't sure where in the cunt, a cock should penetrate. "Farther back," I insisted, then again, "no, still farther." I felt my rod separate her ass cheeks as Hope slid on down. Only when her now soaking mound settled on my pubic bone did she figure out the game. "Ah, that's cold," Valarie whispered to Vivian and Barbie Lynn. "No ass sex for Hope tonight," lamented Barbie Lynn. My precious blonde really loved anal sex. I put my hands on Hope's hips to support her. "Now ride me, Hope," I smiled. "Give me everything you've got." Hope started out slow, working out a rhythm that pushed my shaft and cockhead as deep along her ass crack as possible. She even stopped for a moment and applied more lube. Soon she was thrusting hard back and up quickly, then allowing a long, leisurely ride back to my crotch. She bounced down on me again and again, her resounding impact on my crotch becoming a wetter, smacking sound. Hope was powerful, vibrant, and strong; she needed little of the guidance provided by my hands on her hips. I decided to move my right hand to her finely groomed pubic hair, then to her soft pubic flesh itself. I alternated between splitting her lips open and massaging her clit. With my left hand, I coaxed stimulation from her right areola and nipple. This time, instead of scarring me, Hope wrapped her fingers in her hair. She gave a few desperate convulsions, then her whole body tensed backwards. "Zane! Oh, fuck!" she screamed. Her ass cheeks tried to squeeze my cock in a steel-tight vise but fortunately, the lube caused it to pop free before those buns of steel could turn my man-meat into ground beef (sometimes I visualize too graphically). "I wouldn't believe it if I wasn't seeing it with my own eyes," Vivian sighed. "A girl comes to a boy
We attempt to Tickle Leroy's Fancy with this weekend's sleight of action!
Good morning and fair tidings, stranger. We're back with a fresh new pod, full of interesting digressions and belly laughs. We're talking spirituality, Keno, rens, physical currency, dollar signs, parrots, and astrocartography. What does all that mean? Who knows! This episode's mistakes include: Slightly late episode delivery due to busy Monday. Tacit gambling endorsement. Jingle use without associated segment. Egregious factual inaccuracies. Tickle the airport ivories, then like us on Facebook, follow us on Instagram, rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and send your questions to deepfought@gmail.com.
It's Friday so yo know what time it is? It's time to give Leroy the sports schedule for this weekend and see if it's wotth his attention and "Tickled His Fancey or Not."
Seth and Sean dive into the rumors that the Texans are in the market to trade for an RB, take a look at some TEs on the list as well and assess if they'd be on board based on what the Texans would likely have to give up to get them.
Hey guys! Today we chatted about how Jackie wants to be tickled when she goes to get a massage and if there are any places that actually offer it.. We spoke to Teddy Swims and he told us how he was feeling when he performed at the NRL Grand Final, and we met a guy named Boris who has been single for 30 years so, we tried to score him a date! Plus so much more good stuff!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We attempt to Tickle Leroy's Fancy with this weekend's sleight of NFL Games & More!
What'd ya do? Mark Sanchez, my goodness what a wildcard story sir. Didn't have an ex-Jets QB beating up a grease truck driver and getting stabbed on my bingo card in 2025. Nothing could be a bigger disaster than that, right? Right James Franklin and Steve Sarkisian?? Other than Penn St and Texas pissing the bed, there were a lot of GOOD teams playing last week. Miami took care of business against the Seminoles, Bama kept Vandy in check, and the Virginia Cavaliers are now a top 20 team. Tickle me pink! Is Baker the MVP favorite? Are the Chiefs cursed by Tay Tay's shitty album?? Can the Bills bounce back in Atlanta??? Have the Jags already won the AFC???? And can Caleb throw the revenge Hail Mary to beat the Commanders????? Download and subscribe, rate and review. Tune in Fridays at 2 PM Mountain Time, only on 89.1 KHOL.
The HOBI Gang is back in the studio during spooky season and talking the latest in pop culture, including Ryan Nemeth on the last podcast, the upcoming TNA Bound for Glory, what movie demands a LEGO set, and a wombat show! The guys also dissect the Mark Sanchez saga, the plot of Wonderwall, Taylor Swift rules again, Bryan gets a new nickname and list the Top Five Best Athlete Nicknames! This episode is sponsored by the Cincinnati Comic Expo.
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It’s time for another trip around the solar system on the BIGGER and BETTER Science Weekly! In this episode of the Fun Kids Science Weekly, we answer YOUR questions, have scientists battle it out to decide which science is the best, and this week we’re diving into the science of why some spots on our body make us laugh until we squirm — the mystery of ticklishness revealed! First up in Science in the News, NASA prepares to send astronauts on a 10-day trip around the Moon next year — an epic journey into deep space! Then, we chase down Emile the Elk, who’s been roaming across Europe all summer before finally being caught. And finally, Dan is joined by Ed Turner from the National Space Centre to explore the Orionids meteor shower — a dazzling cosmic light show set to brighten up the skies all through October. Then, we answer your questions! Leo wants to know why we get headaches, and neuroscientist Sophie Scott explains why certain spots on our bodies are extra ticklish. In Dangerous Dan, we’re meeting one of the deadliest scorpions on the planet: the Indian Red Scorpion. And in Battle of the Sciences, Exmoor National Park Ranger Charlotte Wray lifts the lid on the wild world of park rangers — and reveals what it really takes to protect one of Britain’s most stunning landscapes. What do we learn about?· Why certain spots on our body are ticklish· NASA’s plan to send astronauts on a 10-day lunar journey· How Emile the Elk became Europe’s most famous runaway· The cosmic wonder of the Orionids meteor shower· The deadly Indian Red Scorpion· And in Battle of the Sciences... the wild world of park rangers! All on this week’s episode of Science Weekly!Join Fun Kids Podcasts+: https://funkidslive.com/plusSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hosts: Shane, Tanis, Pyrnassius, and Zant Leagues: Catalyst brings RuneScape players back and we discuss our first week. Starting experiences, task finding, XP gems, and relics one week in are all discussed. Also, community expectations on points and quests plus relic pick rates. For detailed show notes visit update.rsbandb.com. You can also check out the forums for detailed discussion on each episode.Duration: 2:00:31
Kari and Joe don't want to work, they just want to bang on the vibraslap all day, so... we did. Well, we talked about songs that used vibraslap for about 50 minutes, same difference. Join us for the fun! That vibraslap is so versatile everyone from yacht rocker Ali Thomson to rock rockers Pat Travers Band (covering a reggae classic, don't ask) to R&B legends The S.O.S. Band to sophistipoppers Simply Red can make great use of it. Hear songs from those folks and more, plus tidbits about The Boss, a total wanker, and Axl Rose wilding out at Bungalow 8. If that doesn't make you smash the download button, I don't know what will.Send us a text
You know that pushy, over-familiar marketing that makes your skin crawl? There's a 1971 kids' book that perfectly captures why it feels so violating. Rachel Allen joins me to discuss Roger Hargreaves' Mr. Tickle - a creature with impossibly long arms who bothers people without permission. We explore how his antics mirror shouty bropreneurs + LinkedIn messages that sound like dating attempts. We dig into brand voice, being genuinely yourself versus copying loud marketers + why palm trees aren't actually native to LA. Look for more classics episodes where we answer the business questions nobody's asking. Books discussed in this episode: Mr. Tickle - Roger Hargreaves 99% Invisible - Roman Mars Rachel's Website: boltfromthebluecopywriting.com Rachel's Instagram: instagram.com/boltfromthebluecopywriting Rachel's Substack: boltfromtheblue.substack.com Rachel's email : hello at boltfromthebluecopywriting.com ==== If you'd like my help with your Business go to www.lizscully.com/endlessClients ==== And don't forget to get your reading list of the 10 essential reads for every successful biz owner - these are the books Liz recommends almost on the daily to her strategy + Mastermind clients. This isn't your usual list of biz books, these answer the challenges you've actually got coming up right now. Helpful, quick to read and very timely. Click here lizscully.com/reading to get your book list
It's the weekend and there will be a lot sports action going on, so we give Leroy a list of games that are happening and Leroy will say if it tickles his fancy or not."
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Join Nathan and Brad as they sit down with Christopher Tickell, the manager of Baba Java Coffee's Homewood location, in this episode of CoffeeU. Christopher shares his journey from Memphis to Virginia Beach, and finally to Alabama, where he's built a family and a thriving career without a traditional education. From arcade sales to building his own house, Christopher's diverse experiences have shaped his leadership at the Homewood cafe, a unique blend of coffee shop and family-friendly entertainment hub at The Edge in Homewood, AL. Learn how his team creates a welcoming, family-like atmosphere, pours top-notch coffee, and churns out an unbelievable number of Popbar gourmet gelato pops. Tickle discusses overcoming challenges like weather and building renovations, all while fostering a tight-knit team that delivers excellent coffee, customer service, and education. Tune in for a fun, heartfelt conversation about community, leadership, and the magic behind Baba Java's Homewood vibe!---------------------------------------------------------------------Visit our blog: https://babajavacoffee.com/blog/Find your new favorite coffee with our quiz: https://babajavacoffee.com/coffee-quiz/
The panel discusses the best pixel artists, Clair Obscur's greatest weakness, and In Which Lake Is Carmen Sandiego? Hosted by Alex Jaffe, with Frank Cifaldi, Ash Parrish, and Brandon Sheffield. Edited by Esper Quinn, original music by Kurt Feldman. Watch episodes with full video on YouTube Discuss this episode in the Insert Credit Forums SHOW NOTES: MS-07B Gouf Panel lining Goof Troop “Use R to prevent the world's collapse!” Forspoken PC Engine Sega Saturn Vegetarianism 1: How do you pick a video game release date? (06:44) Demonschool Why Demonschool Got Delayed, Even Though It's Nothing Like Silksong Hollow Knight: Silksong Hades II Grand Theft Auto series Silent Hill f Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chronicles Ninja Gaiden 4 Pokémon Legends: Z-A Slay the Spire 2 Ysbryd Games 2: Is there anything from a video game that would be fun to build, gunpla style? (13:44) Minecraft Zoe Quinn R.O.B. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Warhammer 40,000 3: Who does the best sprite work in video games? (18:41) Henk Nieborg Gustav Örn Samuelson Battle Axe Amiga Oh, Deer! Hyper Gunsport Paul Robertson Catherine Menabde Junkboy Tatsuyuki Tanaka Linda³ Breeze in the Clouds James D. Sachs Defender of the Crown Mark Ferrari Loom Monkey Island series Simon S. Anderson Owlboy Cocefi Metal Slug series Street Fighter series SrBilyon Temmie Chang Undertale 4: Design “Where in Ohio is Carmen Sandiego?” (24:55) Ohio Carmen Sandiego series Minot, North Dakota Land of 10,000 Lakes Fargo, North Dakota Howard the Duck Cleveland, Ohio Columbus, Ohio Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Drew Carey The Drew Carey Show Devo Free Stamp The Horseshoe Buckeye Cleveland Guardians Hope Memorial Bridge (Editor's note: Ash is incorrect in claiming that Pennsylvania is cooler than Ohio. I insist she regrets the error. -Esper) Flag of Ohio Flag of Puerto Rico Flag of Indiana 5: Terapixel asks, have video game controllers been “solved?” (31:46) Xbox Wireless Controller PlayStation Dualsense Controller Nintendo Joy-Con Home row Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing! Sega Saturn controller EVO Power A Fusion Fightpad 6: What elements of a game should be opaque or invisible to the player? (38:21) Animal Crossing series Telltale's The Walking Dead series Eternights Call of Duty series Leon Kennedy Sid Meier's Civilization series Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Minions Rabbids Jerry Lewis Freakazoid! Truman Capote The Movie What's His Name In Cold Blood 7: Who is the Jackie Chan of video games? (45:00) Jackie Chan Bruce Lee Snake in the Eagle's Shadow (1978) Rush Hour 3 (2007) Jet Li The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) Buster Keaton Mario Sonic the Hedgehog Ace Attorney series Mario Kart series Mario Party series Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Super Smash Brothers series Charles Martinet LIGHTNING ROUND: Trash Talk (50:35) Recommendations and Outro (56:08): Brandon: Check out the library, Upír z Feratu (1982) Ash: Take a walk in a cemetery (without your dog) Frank: Learn homerow This week's Insert Credit Show is brought to you by patrons like you. Thank you. Subscribe: RSS, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more!
The panel discusses the best pixel artists, Clair Obscur's greatest weakness, and In Which Lake Is Carmen Sandiego? Hosted by Alex Jaffe, with Frank Cifaldi, Ash Parrish, and Brandon Sheffield. Edited by Esper Quinn, original music by Kurt Feldman. Watch episodes with full video on YouTube Discuss this episode in the Insert Credit Forums SHOW NOTES: MS-07B Gouf Panel lining Goof Troop “Use R to prevent the world's collapse!” Forspoken PC Engine Sega Saturn Vegetarianism 1: How do you pick a video game release date? (06:44) Demonschool Why Demonschool Got Delayed, Even Though It's Nothing Like Silksong Hollow Knight: Silksong Hades II Grand Theft Auto series Silent Hill f Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chronicles Ninja Gaiden 4 Pokémon Legends: Z-A Slay the Spire 2 Ysbryd Games 2: Is there anything from a video game that would be fun to build, gunpla style? (13:44) Minecraft Zoe Quinn R.O.B. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Warhammer 40,000 3: Who does the best sprite work in video games? (18:41) Henk Nieborg Gustav Örn Samuelson Battle Axe Amiga Oh, Deer! Hyper Gunsport Paul Robertson Catherine Menabde Junkboy Tatsuyuki Tanaka Linda³ Breeze in the Clouds James D. Sachs Defender of the Crown Mark Ferrari Loom Monkey Island series Simon S. Anderson Owlboy Cocefi Metal Slug series Street Fighter series SrBilyon Temmie Chang Undertale 4: Design “Where in Ohio is Carmen Sandiego?” (24:55) Ohio Carmen Sandiego series Minot, North Dakota Land of 10,000 Lakes Fargo, North Dakota Howard the Duck Cleveland, Ohio Columbus, Ohio Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Drew Carey The Drew Carey Show Devo Free Stamp The Horseshoe Buckeye Cleveland Guardians Hope Memorial Bridge (Editor's note: Ash is incorrect in claiming that Pennsylvania is cooler than Ohio. I insist she regrets the error. -Esper) Flag of Ohio Flag of Puerto Rico Flag of Indiana 5: Terapixel asks, have video game controllers been “solved?” (31:46) Xbox Wireless Controller PlayStation Dualsense Controller Nintendo Joy-Con Home row Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing! Sega Saturn controller EVO Power A Fusion Fightpad 6: What elements of a game should be opaque or invisible to the player? (38:21) Animal Crossing series Telltale's The Walking Dead series Eternights Call of Duty series Leon Kennedy Sid Meier's Civilization series Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Minions Rabbids Jerry Lewis Freakazoid! Truman Capote The Movie What's His Name In Cold Blood 7: Who is the Jackie Chan of video games? (45:00) Jackie Chan Bruce Lee Snake in the Eagle's Shadow (1978) Rush Hour 3 (2007) Jet Li The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) Buster Keaton Mario Sonic the Hedgehog Ace Attorney series Mario Kart series Mario Party series Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Super Smash Brothers series Charles Martinet LIGHTNING ROUND: Trash Talk (50:35) Recommendations and Outro (56:08): Brandon: Check out the library, Upír z Feratu (1982) Ash: Take a walk in a cemetery (without your dog) Frank: Learn homerow This week's Insert Credit Show is brought to you by patrons like you. Thank you. Subscribe: RSS, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more!
In this episode of Youth Group Chronicles, Sam is joined by Sha and Buddy to react to some of the wildest youth group stories yet. From a late-night encounter that turned disturbingly awkward, to camp pranks gone way too far, to worship mishaps that left entire crowds stunned, the chaos never stops. You'll also hear about sledding gone wrong, unforgettable injuries, and even a youth leader with a surprising double life. This one is packed with moments that will leave you shaking your head and laughing out loud.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Welcome to this week's episode of Grounded! The guys chat about their past week as well as their plans for the upcoming week as we are headed into another fair service this Sunday. After that they break down the message from this past week on the Rich Young Ruler. Thanks for listening!
Alex and Jakub digest when opinions actually matter. Grinding meant something different back in the day, now it's just gross corporate drivel. Self help books are important, but when and how that information is delivered makes all the difference on how its received. Jakub picked up a book for a bit, but surprisingly found it to be semi helpful. Alex and Jakub have a heart to heart about Jakubs contributions to the podcast and how he can improve. Alex gets deep on his approach and his current philosophy thus far, not only with his creative endeavors, but also with life in general. Jakub pitches new taglines for the show. Executive Producers: Ian Lotts, Phillip Booker, Wes Bradley, & Tim Bland All WYSP Social Links
What's the show like today? Grown-up sleep-away camp, where folks eat radioactive Walmart shrimp, and men cuddle each other. Yup.PLUS: Why is it so hard to get good seafood on an island?The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about funny news, viral stories, and hilarious commentary.The Treehouse WebsiteGet MORE from the Treehouse Show on PatreonGet a FREE roof inspection from the best company in DFW:Cook DFW Roofing & Restoration CLICK HERE TO DONATE:The RMS Treehouse Listeners FoundationLINKS:Men's cuddling group aims to redefine masculinity and heal traumaAdults Are Going to Sleep-away Camp to Make Friends. It Seems to Actually Work. - WSJFDA issues warning over possible radioactive shrimp at Walmart – NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth
Leroy had some technical difficulties to start so producer Vlad stepped in as Tobin takes a look at this weekend sports schedule and asks both Vlad & Leroy fancies.
NEWS WEAKLY 174 – 16th August, 2025TOP STORIES OF THE WEEKHamas and Albanese sitting in a tree! R.E.C.O.G.N.I.S.EAnd, Tickle vs. Giggle 2: Giggle Harder!Also, Writers tell Bendigo to get bent!QUOTE OF THE WEEK“When your lead story collapses, just add ‘more' and hit publish.”SUPPORT THE SHOWKeep News Weakly independent!Support Sami at: patreon.com/samishahSami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.For more: http://thesamishah.comTheme music "Historic Anticipation" by Paul MottramThis podcast is written, hosted, and produced by Sami Shah. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jason Tickle with Central Rappahannock River Habitat for Humanity says construction on nine new homes in Ladysmith is set to begin soon. We talk about their new strategic plan that includes projects across in Westmoreland, Essex, King and Queen, and Richmond counties. Tickle says you play a critical role in affordable housing as a volunteer and donor. For more information or to get involved, visit crrhfh.org.
In this conversation, John chats with Giggle for Girls founder Sall Grover about her recent high-stakes Federal Court appeal concerning the right to operate a women-only social networking app. Grover warns that without clear sex-based protections, women's rights to privacy, safety, and dignity in public and private spaces risk being dismantled.The conversation explains why the ruling will not merely have ramifications for women's rights, but the fundamental freedoms of belief, association, and speech — principles essential to a free and democratic society. Grover also highlights the political reluctance to confront the issue, and the double standards of many Australian media outlets that have remained conspicuously silent in coverage of the case.Sall Grover is the founder and CEO of Giggle, a female-only social networking app launched in 2020 to provide a secure platform for women to connect, collaborate, and support one another. Giggle has been at the centre of the recent landmark Federal Court case Tickle v Giggle, which tested the application of Australia's Sex Discrimination Act to women-only spaces.
Alex Albon, Sara Pascoe, and Willy Tickle #507Warning: this podcast is not suitable for listeners of the Scottish persuasion. Listener discretion is advised.Welcome back to the Chris Moyles Show on Radio X Podcast. On the first day of his summer break, F1 driver Alex Albon sat down with the team to talk about how the season is going so far, and also revealed that he didn't know how many gears his car has. Luckily, his boss wasn't listening. Only joking, his boss was listening, and even messaged in.. Oops!Sara Pascoe took some time out of her busy schedule to join us on the show, sharing some words of advice with Dom ahead of his upcoming set at the Rode Comedy Festival. We'll have to wait and see if Dom takes any of that advice on board. Place your bets now…Also this week, Willy Tickle met Da Boss. Plus, a listener sent in some traditional Scottish headwear, which obviously meant that everyone had to put it on and do a Scottish accent. Or at least I think that's what they were doing.But that, dear listener, is not all:We crash the Uber appDom struggles with technologyAdam Brown can't do radioEnjoy!The Chris Moyles Show on Radio XWeekdays 6:30am - 10am
Today we try not to laugh as we are tickled to death, and then we head to Peru to try to figure out if there really is a bird-baby human mummy! Original Air Date: Feb 6, 2019 Patreon (Get ad-free episodes, Patreon Discord Access, and more!) https://www.patreon.com/user?u=18482113 PayPal Donation Link https://tinyurl.com/mrxe36ph MERCH STORE!!! https://tinyurl.com/y8zam4o2 Amazon Wish List https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/28CIOGSFRUXAD?ref_=wl_share Dead Rabbit Radio Archive Episodes https://deadrabbitradio.blogspot.com/2025/07/episode-archive.html Help Promote Dead Rabbit! Dual Flyer https://i.imgur.com/OhuoI2v.jpg "As Above" Flyer https://i.imgur.com/yobMtUp.jpg “Alien Flyer” By TVP VT U https://imgur.com/gallery/aPN1Fnw “QR Code Flyer” by Finn https://imgur.com/a/aYYUMAh Links: Dead Rabbit Radio Recommends: Tickled - Official Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOBXuCYB4jQ Tickle torture https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tickle_torture These 'Alien' Mummies Appear TO Be A Mix Looted Body Part https://www.livescience.com/62045-alien-mummies-explained.html Did Researchers Find A Mummified, Three-Fingered Alien In Nazca, Peru? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alien-mummy-peru/ An Update On The Nazca Mummies: There's More To Come https://www.gaia.com/article/unearthing-nazca-an-update-on-the-nazca-mummies Update 2: Analysis Begins https://www.gaia.com/video/update-2-analysis-begins NAZCA TOMB: DNA results are in on the 'mummified aliens'... and they are REAL beings https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/859016/Nazca-tomb-aliens-mummified-aliens-Peru-UFO-three-fingered A Refutation of the Alleged Three Finger Nazca Humanoid “Mummies” https://exonews.org/a-refutation-of-the-alleged-three-finger-nazca-humanoid-mummies/ Nazca Mummies https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/21815712/ Nazca Mummies Transcript https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/a0fngv/nazca_mummies_english_resume/ ---------------------------------------------- Logo Art By Ash Black Opening Song: "Atlantis Attacks" Closing Song: "Bella Royale" Music By Simple Rabbitron 3000 created by Eerbud Thanks to Chris K, Founder Of The Golden Rabbit Brigade Dead Rabbit Archivist Some Weirdo On Twitter AKA Jack YouTube Champ: Stewart Meatball Reddit Champ: TheLast747 The Haunted Mic Arm provided by Chyme Chili Forever Fluffle: Cantillions, Samson, Gregory Gilbertson, Jenny The Cat Discord Mods: Mason, Rudie Jazz http://www.DeadRabbit.com Email: DeadRabbitRadio@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeadRabbitRadio Facebook: www.Facebook.com/DeadRabbitRadio TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@deadrabbitradio Dead Rabbit Radio Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadRabbitRadio/ Paranormal News Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ParanormalNews/ Mailing Address Jason Carpenter PO Box 1363 Hood River, OR 97031 Paranormal, Conspiracy, and True Crime news as it happens! Jason Carpenter breaks the stories they'll be talking about tomorrow, assuming the world doesn't end today. All Contents Of This Podcast Copyright Jason Carpenter 2018 - 2025
A NFL player was let go by his team for kissing the forehead of a teammate and for tickling someone's feet?
Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Ket & Arik are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket's co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as they sink their teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we're not exactly sure what Willow's dressed as. Now that we know Giles can kick some ass, why is he always so useless in a fight? Why doesn't Drusilla move her lips? Which of Kim & Ket's slutty Halloween costumes would have been most useful under Ethan's chaos spell? The answers to these questions are far too scary to reveal here, but you can find them on this week's Major Slayage! Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive & react to every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in anticipation of the Hulu reboot. It's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny. Stake that subscribe button for more biting commentary, and takes that are hotter than the Hellmouth. New episodes every Monday!To get the full effect (including episode clips & visual jokes) check us out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VRUn0EbXx_UInstigate us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/majorslayagepod Tickle us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@majorslayagepod Tumble with us on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/majorslayagepod Support us on Patreon – only $5 a month gets you access to: • episode-length Watch Along Commentaries/Reaction Vids for every Buffy episode • Bonus “Trivia Crypt” deep dive minisodes for every Buffy episode (starting with season 2) • Live Watch Alongs for Buffy-adjacent movies/shows • bonus content • and more! For the cost of a beer at The Bronze, you can listen to two theatre dorks totally overshare! http://www.patreon.com/majorslayag Check out our other show KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE! (co-starring Ket & Kim Burns and produced by Arik) https://www.kimandketstayalive.comChapters00:00:00 Welcome to the HellmouthChapters00:01:20 Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Halloween" Quick Takes 00:02:57 "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Live Watch Recap 00:04:44 Like/Subscribe/Patreon 00:06:04 Marital Grievances 00:08:36 Ketryn's Spell 00:10:50 "Halloween" Episode Review, Recap & Discussion 01:08:45 Sunnydale High Yearbook Committee 01:14:50 Closing BusinessSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1. Trace Atkins / I Know a Little2. JJ Cale / They Call Me the Breeze3. Tad Robinson / Draw the Line4. Bullmoose Jackson / 10" Record 5. The Claudettes / Hammer and Tickle 6. Keb Mo & Taj Mahal / Room on the Porch for Everyone7. Mike Zito / These Eyes 8. Carolyn Wonderland / Wishful Thinking9. Clarence Tilton / Friant 10. Matt Cox / Around the Bend 11. Margo Price / Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down 12. John Fogarty & Sons / Have You Ever Seen the Rain 13. Cardinal Black / Need More Time 14. Harry Manx / Can't Be Satisfied 15. Mississippi Heat / Silent Too Long 16. John Nemeth / Blue Broadway 17. The Everly Brothers / Big Dog18. Allman Brothers / Blue Sky19. Jimmie & Stevie Vaughan / Tick Tock 20. The Black Crowes / She Talks to Angels
Síle (Sheila) and Teamhair (Tara) start Part II, "Queen of Light," of Queen of Shadows, chapters 48-65, book 5 of Sarah J. Maas's Throne of Glass (TOG) series. If this wasn't your favorite book series before these chapters, is it now? The duo discusses in order of Sheila's excitement as our Morath and Rifthold storylines intersect. We are heading into sin-eater catacombs and battling on a river-island-temple. We are blocking out a mildly romantic scene and providing try-it-yourself tips. Send voice memos and emails to sandtfaemail@gmail.com by July 25th to be included in the book's wrap! Season 1: A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR) series Season 2: Throne of Glass (TOG) series
We kick off with sizzling bacon s'mores, then vibe with Jana as she unravels music's mind-bending effects on the brain. Mark dishes out delightfully weird "random crap," and in the Paranormal Corner, we dive into the enigma of colors—do they hold cosmic purpose or just look pretty? Tune in for a quirky, thought-provoking ride!
Moe reveals how he ended up in a wild bullfight in Ecuador — and survived! Nate finally explains why she wears the same outfit every day. The crew dives deep into the Diddy verdict and what it really means for the culture. Meanwhile, Keyon stands trial for being absolutely terrible at one thing — and it doesn't stop there: his cousin STOLE his girlfriend!...Plus, Nate's been hiding a secret for weeks… and you'll find out why Keyon's new nickname is "Tickle Me Keymo" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
More misadventures in parenting, life, and beyond with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe... today we go through some of your incredible correspondence including weird phobias, sex in large indoor public places, insane school runs, and we might accidentally have started some low-key beef with the Swiss! Small business shout-outs: Katie's Classroom HERE Flomatic HERE If you want to get in touch with the show with any correspondence, kids intro audio clips, small business shout outs, and more.... here's how: EMAIL: Hello@lockdownparenting.co.uk INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell Parenting Hell is a Spotify Podcast, available free everywhere every Tuesday and Friday. Please follow and leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xx MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com Join the mailing list to be first to hear about live show dates and tickets, Parenting Hell merch and any other exciting news... A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dr Chris answers listener questions including: what is the Higgs boson? How should I change my lifestyle to prevent diabetes? Why can you pass on yawns? Why does nerve pain/sciatica get worse when we're tired? Like this podcast? Please help us by supporting the Naked Scientists
Dr Chris answers listener questions including: what is the Higgs boson? How should I change my lifestyle to prevent diabetes? Why can you pass on yawns? Why does nerve pain/sciatica get worse when we're tired? Like this podcast? Please help us by supporting the Naked Scientists
Great weekend... Both of our daughters Jordan and Addison graduated high school - Bob had mid-grad party broken toilet? - Saturday night main event pants pooping - A field full of wieners - Aaron Rodgers reports to mini-camp tomorrow wearing the #8 - Terry Bradshaw tickle parties - The Steel Curtain got stuck at Kennywood... We read the Facebook comments - Have anything fun for the show... Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and send us a talkback messageSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Still Don't Know How Tickling Works But a New ‘Tickle Lab' at a University is Finding OutWhy can't you tickle yourself? And how come some people aren't ticklish at all—while some on the autism spectrum are laughing more often?Neuroscientist Konstantina Kilteni believes we should take tickling research more seriously—and she's working with colleagues in a new tickle lab at Radboud University to get some answers.Socrates wondered about this topic 2,000 years ago, and Charles Darwin racked his brains about it: what is a tickle, and why are we so sensitive to it?How to connect with AgileDad:- [website] https://www.agiledad.com/- [instagram] https://www.instagram.com/agile_coach/- [facebook] https://www.facebook.com/RealAgileDad/- [Linkedin] https://www.linkedin.com/in/leehenson/
Bobby talked about how allegedly the FBI has video footage of Jeffery Epstein taking his own life. Do we believe it? Bobby went to the facts surrounding the mystery of his death. We lightened it up with the Top 10 most watched shows of the last year. We got a listener with a question: is it weird to have a housewarming party in your 50s? Bobby shared the weird reason we can’t tickle ourselves. Amy shared why women also want to date younger. Raymundo has a million dollar idea for us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What the heck is happening in Lockerbie Square? Dem officials storm ICE facility, Newark mayor arrested, Tickle your pickle, Trump RX Deal? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
US and China have reached a temporary trade deal. Ceasefire with India and Pakistan is not going great, Living hostage released by Hamas, Inside MAGA's fight for "Western civilization". Pacers Beat Cleveland. Left continues to defend Joe Biden. What the heck is happening in Lockerbie Square? Dem officials storm ICE facility, Newark mayor arrested. Tickle your pickle. Trump RX Deal? Trump RX EO problematic. How Lilly is reacting to Trump. Stock market futures up on China trade news. Trump tells Zelensky to take the peace deal See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(00:00-17:22) Absolutely gut-wrenching end to the Blues season in double overtime last night. Up by two with two minutes left and couldn't hold on Pavel Buchnevich's icing. Giving up a goal with 1.6 seconds left. The Blues 6 on 5 problems rear their ugly head again. Jim Montgomery didn't wanna talk about it.(17:30-36:51) Audio of the TNT call of the game-tying goal. Kerb's radio call of the double overtime winner. Blues were gassed on that final shift. Jets playing with 5 D after Morrisey went out. Some fans seem just happy to have been in that position.(37:00-1:03:42) Jackson is really dialed right now. You'll have to wait until tomorrow to watch Tim and Doug flirt. Doug's favorite toy is a tank or a football. Audio of Jim Arneil talking about battling with Jim Montgomery and the Blues. Hellebuyck getting yanked three times in STL. Cam Janssen was stressed out last night. Emotional risk management. Jackson's changing text names this week. Jordan Kyrou's health.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Help us win a Webby for BEST CREATOR and BEST VIDEO SERIES Join Shaan Puri and Nick Huber for a free CEO Bootcamp on April 16th at 2pm EST Episode 697: Shaan Puri ( https://x.com/ShaanVP ) sits down with James Currier ( https://x.com/JamesCurrier ) to talk about going from $0 to $110M through network effects. — Show Notes: (0:00) $0 to $1.6B (4:23) Your life on network effects (8:00) Savage founders (13:40) Speed (15:49) The art of unlearning (21:23) Technology window curves (30:29) Network Vampire attacks (37:37) Language first (43:15) Tickle (42:29) Finding a business bromance (58:47) James isolation mistake (1:01:27) Become an API (1:05:02) AI business ideas (1:16:07) What to do in your 20s (1:22:18) One world currency (1:32:16) Go to therapy — Links: • Steal Shaan's $20M Pitch Deck: https://clickhubspot.com/qrd • NFX - https://www.nfx.com/ — Check Out Shaan's Stuff: Need to hire? You should use the same service Shaan uses to hire developers, designers, & Virtual Assistants → it's called Shepherd (tell ‘em Shaan sent you): https://bit.ly/SupportShepherd — Check Out Sam's Stuff: • Hampton - https://www.joinhampton.com/ • Ideation Bootcamp - https://www.ideationbootcamp.co/ • Copy That - https://copythat.com • Hampton Wealth Survey - https://joinhampton.com/wealth • Sam's List - http://samslist.co/ My First Million is a HubSpot Original Podcast // Brought to you by HubSpot Media // Production by Arie Desormeaux // Editing by Ezra Bakker Trupiano
The guys talk about the big brawl at Target Center on Sunday, Cory meets yet another victim, Halvy worries about scraping his windshield too early in the morning,
The guys talk about the big brawl at Target Center on Sunday, Cory meets yet another victim, Halvy worries about scraping his windshield too early in the morning, See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.