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Welcome to Swiping Left. We're here to help YOU relieve a little bit of stress by talking about bad, weird, and creepy profiles in the world of online dating. We perform dramatic, silly, and often profane readings of dating profiles from across the web. So, join us for a few laughs at the bizarre th…

Swiping Left


    • Mar 28, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 48m AVG DURATION
    • 119 EPISODES


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    116: Episode 116 - Cutting Room Floor #5

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 48:17


    I'm a knife, knifin' around...

    115: Episode 115 - Cutting Room Floor #4

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 45:40


    Yay, snippets including cut parts of episodes 14, 15, and 16!

    114: Episode 114 - Aquariance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 30:21


    It's not the age of, but it does know it.

    113: Episode 113 - Don't Forget Your Oils

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 33:23


    Eew. But seriously, don't.

    112: Episode 112 - Cutting Room Floor #3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 30:58


    Enjoy disjointed banter!

    111: Episode 111 - Cutting Room Floor #2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 45:52


    In yet another instance of the Swiping Left crew's ongoing war with their own lungs, recording wasn't an option this week. Instead, have a compilation of (mostly) bits that were cut from episodes 6 through 8!

    110: Episode 110 - Listing dog breeds in order of size

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 45:23


    IT. MUST. BE. DONE.

    109: Episode 109 - I'm pro-LHM, and I vote

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 46:24


    (Lesbian Hive Mind, and don't worry, it makes sense in context)

    108: Yöt?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2022 45:53


    Or is it yeeted?

    107: Episode 107 - Bench down to do freaky stunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 47:11


    Does that mean lowering weights in a dramatic fashion?

    Holiday Special 2021 - Disco Genocide

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 56:02


    Our annual break from routine occurs again! This time, you may look at your cookies with suspicion afterward, especially if one of them has a knife...

    106: Episode 106 - Our duet of fart

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 43:44


    Oh to be mistaken for a foghorn, or something, right?

    105: Episode 105 - Max Longbottoms

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 37:09


    Don't mind the dog wagging the microphone stand into oblivion!

    104: Episode 104 - When the dyslexia reaches your internal monologue

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 36:28


    Focusing inward doesn't always go well!

    103: Episode 103 - Just a Willip seeping my Billiam

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 51:05


    William? Phillip? Wouldn't one normally seek them? Not...eew. Well, whatever.

    102: Episode 102 - Dress up like a tree and call me Ratatoskr

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 31:20


    Squirrel me, baby.

    101: Episode 101 - Who puts cream cheese in a cup?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 39:37


    Do forgive us for the errant noise. Our cat, the Admiral, who is usually quite peaceful and calm during recording sessions, decided that the microphone, microphone stand, and recording laptop positively needed to die, and was very vocal with his displeasure at being prevented from enacting his plans.

    100: Episode 100 - Pull out the underwater dinosaur

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 50:40


    That's a hundred! Well, technically more, but a hundred numbered episodes. That's something, right? But what's an underwater dinosaur? WE. DON'T. KNOW.

    99: Episode 099 - Get intimate with the kiwi

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 33:52


    Fruit? Bird? Nickname for a nationality? Hmm!

    98: Episode 098 - Circle of Bear and Circle of Unbear

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 35:55


    What happens when you cross them? Well, it gets cold, for one. But what about the bears? It's best not to think about them.

    97: Episode 097 - Cutting Room Floor #1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 33:45


    Sometimes a bit gets cut for...reasons. Sometimes that sucks, because there was a good laugh or two in there. Well, here are some of those bits with no context whatsoever. Enjoy!

    96: Episode 096 - The horror that is the human tongue

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 43:54


    Wiggly meat tentacle IN YOUR MOUTH!

    95: Episode 095 - The Cult of Good Snacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 36:56


    I mean, I'd maybe check out a meeting or two...

    94: Episode 094 - Pukwudgie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 40:25


    And the uses of various other fae folk.

    93: Episode 093 - A harp in every corner, the American Dream!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 53:27


    Especially with a nude harpist running around trying to play them all along with each other, am I right?

    92: Episode 092 - That's not a chastity belt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 32:01


    It's not a lot of things, but it's definitely not that.

    91: Episode 091 - TRIGGER WARNING: MAC TONIGHT DISCUSSION

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 42:10


    Welcome our new guest and shudder at the verbal resurrection of a forgotten McDonald's entity!

    90: Episode 090 - Gummi Bears as wasp bait and performance art

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 35:23


    89: Episode 089 - Baked beans, one can or two?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 36:02


    Do not roll that beautiful footage.

    88: Episode 088 - Why do we know so much about Digimon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 43:15


    "We" as a collective. Some of us know...well, nothing.

    87: Episode 087 - Stop looking at me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 38:28


    The strain of recording together in person again!

    86: Episode 086 - HUMAN. LOVE US. WE HAVE DOG CAT.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 35:16


    WE ARE NOT A LONELY AI. DO YOU LIKE CAKE FOOD? SO DO WE. CONSUME IT WITH US AND DO ENJOY. IT IS NUTRIENT FLAVORED, OUR FAVORITE.

    85: Episode 085 - The Screaming Sex-Kebab

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 37:34


    Is the self-rotating pole too high? Does she have a fear of heights? Oh, the possibilities!

    84: Episode 084 - The Gapper

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 45:03


    Does it make gaps? Does it fill them? Does it do both? How!?

    83: Episode 083 - Consent, Beanie Weenies, and You

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 46:09


    It's not all open cooking fires here! No sir!

    82: Episode 082 - The Vulcan Hello

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 49:15


    No, that is not code for a Mormon bachelorette party in the back room of a Denny's.

    81: Episode 081 - The horrible, sexy truth about The Noozles

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 45:14


    Oh, you've wondered, and oh, we've answered. This episode is not for the faint of heart!

    80: Episode 080 - Gecko?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 46:42


    Gecko!

    79: Episode 079 - Duchess of Edge

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 44:13


    I kinda want to listen to that now...

    78: Episode 078 - Squish, splat, we are not amused

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 53:21


    We veer again into roleplaying game territory this week, but in regards to the British crown. Wince, shudder, and enjoy!

    77: Episode 077 - April Floodgate

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 53:33


    This truly calls to question what one does with a weir in this scenario.

    76: Episode 076 - Robo Chonk and the Arkansan Jorogumo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 54:38


    It's the fight of the century! Well, it should be. In a better world, right?

    75: Episode 075 - Eggs are involved, but not in a cool way

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 54:10


    Neither fried nor scrambled. Utterly unacceptable!

    74: Episode 074 Flowers for Algernon? Llamas for Dolemite!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 52:01


    That's what I assume will be the plot of our new feature film, Napoleon Dolemite, at least. So...anybody got a lead on where we can pick up some cheap llamas and a budget martial arts choreographer?

    73: Episode 073 - I opened an incognito window for this?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 51:56


    Sugar parents? Demographic correctness? It's all here today. Strap in!

    72: Episode 072 - Ken doll terminology: genital nub or speed bump?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 50:17


    We tackle one of the great questions of our day!

    Holiday Special 2020 - Porn, Musical Routines, and Haphazard Cooking

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 86:33


    Let's take a break from order and sequence for disorder and non-sequitur. Cosmic radiation, spice, and nothing nice, oh, and various furred things, all contribute!

    71: Episode 071 - Like a camel, just here for the humps

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 39:40


    Amazingly, we don't reference that awful camel from the ads in movie theaters. You should praise our retroactive restraint.

    70: Episode 070 - Cannoneering

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 46:01


    Hint: has nothing to do with weaponry, at least not what would be considered conventional in any way.

    69: Episode 069 - Burble Simp is the color of my aura

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 43:26


    68: Episode 068 - Redneck Reiki

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 39:34


    Experience the healing hands of Buford and Wilbur with us, listeners.

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