The Action Shelf

John & guest co-host Mike Gorgone face off against 2016's "Marauders." Listen to them discuss Bruce Willis doing the bare minimum, countless twists, the wild moral shifts of Christopher Meloni and so much more. 

John and guest co-host Brendan Jones face off against 2000 "The King's Guard." Listen to them discuss this being a film made by a ren faire, lame sword combat, totally insane user reviews and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1993's "Excessive Force." Listen to them discuss the film endorsing bad police work, a supermodel dating cop, James Earl Jones slumming it hard and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2015's "Diablo." Listen to them discuss Scott Eastwood trying to be his dad, the insane twist, an incredibly stupid ambiguous ending and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Reed Morris face off against 1991's "Double Impact." Listen to them discuss imaginary sex scenes, unclear revenge motivations, knife boots and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1993's "Nowhere To Run." Listen to them discuss Van Damme peeping on lady, exposing himself to children, shooting dudes in slo-mo and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Elliott Lewis face off against 1990's "Lionheart." Listen to them discuss JCVD being sexually harassed, street fight senses, the adorable orphan niece and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Mike Gorgone face off against 1989's "Cyborg." Listen to them discuss cost cutting measures, flashback wigs, unexplained Christian imagery and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Maggie Torres face off against 1989's "Kickboxer." Listen to them discuss JCVD's useless brother, mysterious spiritual falcons, guys who break bottles for a living. 

John & Michael face off against 1999's "Final Voyage." Listen to them discuss the unlimited ammo cheat in this movie, shameless use of footage from other movies, Ice T as a madman pirate and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2015's "Avengers Grimm." Listen to them discuss the mockbuster industry, indistinguishable heroes, Lou Ferrigno covered in paint again and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2019's "The Courier." Listen to them discuss Gary Oldman in an eyepatch, the film entirely being set in a parking garage, the entire FBI being crooked and so much more. 

John and guest co-host Brendan Jones face off against 1982's "Megaforce." Listen to them discuss the extremely revealing costumes, an impossible to follow plot, the worst green screen cinema has ever seen and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2021's "Castle Falls." Listen to them discuss the doomed sidekick character, sparsely attended press conferences, Scott Adkins' soothing accent and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2009's "Ninja." Listen to them discuss terrible CGI blood, all the dialogue being dubbed, the complete pointless police subplot and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2018's "Accident Man." Listen to them discuss assassins' commitment to their gimmicks, the needless origin sequence, the sheer satisfaction of a decapitation and so much more.  

John & Michael face off against 2019' "Avengement." Listen to them discuss how legitimately awesome this movie is, the absolutely brutal fight scenes, Scott Adkins terrifying look and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1998's "The Patriot." Listen to them discuss Seagal's complete unbelievability as a doctor, the dumbest villain plan ever, this film being anti science and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2014' "Falcon Rising." Listen to them discuss the totally abandoned PTSD subplot, police solving disputes with fight contests, why this movie desperately needs a sequel and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1987's "Bulletproof." Listen to them discuss Busey's terrible catchphrase, the stupid super vehicle, the Avengers of Communist baddies and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1989's "Laser Mission." Listen to them discuss the total lack of lasers, Ernest Borgnine slumming it hard, Brandon Lee's charisma nearly saving the movie and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1997's "Crazy Six." Listen to them discuss the pretentious attempt at artsiness, Mario Van Peebles' bizarre accent, the frequent song breaks and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Maggie Torres face off against 2006's "DOA: Dead Or Alive." Listen to them discuss the redundant title, Eric Roberts' hair braid, CGI volleyballs and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Mike Gorgone face off against 1999's Wing Commander. Listen to them discuss the insane history of the game franchise, the almost non existent villains, the movie having no ending and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Reed Morris face off against 2008's "Far Cry." Listen to them discuss the comedic tourist couples, inconsistencies with bulletproof skin, a sexually insecure leading man and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Alex Shafer face off against 1994's "Double Dragon." Listen to them discuss Scott Wolf's lack of martial art skills, depressed mutants, killer mailmen and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2009's "12 Rounds." Listen to them discuss the convoluted rules of the rounds, needless FBI characters, Cena's insane amount of property damage and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2007's "The Condemned." Listen to them discuss Steve Austin's lack off hero qualities, too many subplots, just how many other movies this rips off and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2004's "Walking Tall." Listen to them discuss a town being ruled by a casino, 2x4s as a weapon of choice, the most insane courtroom testimony and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2006's "The Marine." Listen to them discuss the cringe inducing comedy bits, high end cop cars, not knowing how fire works and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1987's "Malone." Listen to them discuss Burt Reynolds' horrible hair piece, an overuse of stunt doubles, possibly white supremacist villains and so much more    Subscribe to the Punch Up Entertainment patron page at: patron.podbean.com/punchup   Like and follow us on Instagram and Twitter: @actionshelfpod or email us at punchupent@gmail.com

John & Michael face off against 2012's "The 12 Disasters Of Christmas." Listen to them discuss the origins of the 12 Days Of Christmas, mysterious red mist, ice storm impalings, and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1996's "Riot." Listen to them discuss stupid kids trying to bake a pizza, the connection between IRA terrorists and inner city gang members, where did all these rocket launchers come from, and so much more. 

John, Michael, and guest Mike Gorgone face off against 1996's "Santa With Muscles." Listen to them discuss the insane sci-fi villains, magic Christmas crystals, Hulk Hogan terrorizing the police for fun and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Brendan Jones face off against 2002's "Christmas Rush." Listen to them discuss Dean Cain being the film's actual villain, the breakaway glass budget, go kart chases and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1985's "Code Of Silence." Listen to the them discuss what a good director brings to a movie, the unexpected robot tank, this movie actually being critical of cops and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1991's "The Hitman." Listen to them discuss the total insane behavior of the film's hero, a needless horse death, beating up racist bullies and so much more. 

John, Michael and Alex Shafer face off against 1986's "Firewalker." Listen to them discuss Chuck's poor comedy skills, amusement park level sets, the magic that is Lou Gossett Jr. and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 1979's "A Force Of One." Listen to them discuss Chuck's adopted orphan son, the forgotten captured villain, the vague crime organization and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Brendan Jones face off against 2019's "Devil's Revenge." Listen to them discuss the Halloween store costumes, Shatner with a grenade launcher, family treasure hunts and so much more. 

John, Michael and Elliott Lewis face off against 2015's "Shark Lake." Listen to them discuss the weird custody battle, PS2 graphic sharks, terrible police work and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Jerry Chrisman face off against 2022's "Exorcist Vengeance." Listen to them discuss using a gun against the devil, the totally obvious villain reveal, young Bronzi flashbacks and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Mike Gorgone face off against 1993's "Full Eclipse." Listen to them discuss X-Men comparisons, brain juices, going full werewolf and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Maggie Torres face off against 1992's "Martial Law 2: Undercover." Listen to them discuss how it doesn't matter at all that this is a sequel, the completely unclear criminal plan of the villain, women be shopping and so much more. 

John, Michael and guest Elisabeth Allie face off against 1992's "Rage & Honor." Listen to them discuss the unexplained presence of this Australian cop, the villain's insane training sequence, the teenager in a coma the movie totally forgets about and so much more.

John, Michael and guest Clara Navaille face off against 1994's "Guardian Angel." Listen to them discuss the rampant sexism, acid wash jeans, a maid getting kicked off a balcony and so much more.   

John, Michael and guest Elliott Lewis face off against 1991's "Tiger Claws." Listen to them discuss the basically non existent mystery, handcuffed kung fu, the magic that is Bill Pickells and so much more.      For more Action Shelf content head to patron.podbean.com/punchup 

John, Michael and guest Maggie Torres face off against 1996's "Sworn To Justice." Listen to them discuss the lack of eroticism in this erotic thriller, a random Chekov appearance, unexpected psychic powers and so much more.      Be sure to subscribe to our patron page at patron.podbean.com/punchup for more exclusive Action Shelf content

John, Michael and guest Alex Shafer face off against 1991's "Abraxas: Guardian Universe." Listen them discuss sci-fi nonsense, Jesse Ventura as a romantic lead, Jim Belushi using a fake toilet and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2012's "Maximum Conviction." Listen to them discuss Seagal's massive tactical vest, Steve Austin murdering people with gym equipment, a super prison using chain link fences instead of bars and so much more. 

John & Michael face off against 2019's "Abduction." Listen to them discuss what is up with these aliens, a supreme lack of Adkins, the very confusing ending and so much more.