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We gather in the basement one more time to drink, laugh, talk over one another, and announce the departure of one of our own.

We start off this lovely event with a Power Hour, casual style. Grab a six pack and participate!

Almost everyone stops by to say Goodbye.  Thank you all for your support over the last three years.  We hope you enjoy this last show. NOTE:  We are aware of the low feed coming through in the show.  I have been trying to filter this out, but have had no luck.  For the time being, we [...]

Brian and Brad are back.  Brian tells a strange tale about Charles.  Uncle Brenda stops by to weigh in on the death of Amy Winehouse.  Franklin calls in with a bone to pick with Brett.  We schedule a meeting with the D, who will be in studio next week to rap to some homemade beats. [...]

Brian is gone and Brad has to leave to help a friend.  We play a few rounds of “Guess that Tune” Nintendo Style.  We find out that Charles isn’t as good of a friend as we thought he was.

Brian is gone this week.  Tim and Brent from the Men’s Scrapbooking Club stop by to cause trouble.  Jeff tells us about his trip to Philly.  We discuss the midnight game.

Brad brings in his Grandma’s favorite recipe for all of us to try, and for Jeff to throw up. JEFF WILL BE IN PHILLY AND HE ENCOURAGES YOU TO DRINK WITH HIM. Jeff will be at the Pub on Passyunk East at 7:30 EASTERN TIME. Come out and have a drink with him.  He will [...]

Would you serve corn with spaghetti? Maryweather Featherbottom calls Brad’s phone and we decide to take the call on air. We talk about our butts.

We come to you on a Saturday afternoon. Justin, our Philadelphia Phriend, is in studio with us while visiting Wichita. Brett shit his pants again. Sweet Rock D stops by to give us a taste of his bloody awesome flow. Justin takes us back to the early 90’s to feel The [...]

Brian is back. We discuss the Wichita River Festival, Juggalos and the Joplin tornado. Uncle Brenda stops by to talk celebrity gossip and to debut her new single “Curm in my Perm”. Charles returns from an interesting vacation with some shocking stories. NEXT WEEK WE ARE LIVE AT 2 PM (3 EASTERN) ON [...]

Chris is on the show in Brian’s seat. With him he brought a cake that he had a dream about, except it isn’t the cake he dreamed about. Steve the Ghost says his last goodbyes and we meet a new friend. Meet the new co-host, same as the old ghost.

We enjoy more tequila. The Ghost has an announcement. We have a Showdown to determine the best movie death scene. In honor of Friday the 13th we discuss all the ways honey has been used to kill people. SHOWDOWN LINKS! Jeff Texas Chainsaw Massacre Death Wish Brett Dawn of the Dead Friday the 13th, Wheelchair Brian Last House on the Left, [...]

This is the show where we finally hit rock bottom and discuss sucking farts out of other people’s asses. We enjoy the death of Osama. CHTV is back with some more commercials. Brett gives an update on the toolbag from his work who was sleeping on the job.

We are finally back! Steve is out this week, but the Captain is in his chair and he is on a mission to conquer the 50 nugget challenge. Brett talks about his new family. The Captain is the new asshole who screams at fat people. We debut our new sponsor, CHTV. [...]

It’s April Fools Day and Brett is the biggest fool of them all, tricked at the hands of Steve. Jeff and Brett face ethical dilemmas in life and offer each scenario up for discussion. This is our last show until April 29th. Brett has to go birth their child out of his [...]

Our best friend Ryan stops by to conduct a food experiment/challenge. He tries to eat 50 Chicken McNuggets. We take a trip to the grocery store to try a couple of things from our local Asian Food Market, Thai Binh. We talk about Alice in Wonderland Syndrome and our inadequacies when dealing [...]

We get down on Friday. We discuss the obligation pre-teens have to maintain the art in music. Brett stumbles through a toast to remember a friend. We wonder if camwhores are a stepping stone to real whores. Jeff tells an epic tale of philanthropy and the crumbling wall of spousal trust. [...]

The Marine stops by so he can eat pizza on the microphone. We discuss the tsunami in Japan, and the delicate act of jokes after tragedies. We dive into the mind blowing topic of using your windshield wipers. We wonder a bit more about Charlie Sheen.

This is just a dirty show. Charlie Sheen says you either with him, or the trolls. Brett gives us an update on his heart. Uncle Brenda stops by to tell us juicy celebrity gossip.

Everyone is back this week. Brett is sick and has high blood pressure. We discuss the new Radiohead album. Leonard stops by to to an interpretive reading of our new favorite single by the baddest bitch from the 1930’s.

We start off the day discussing Egypt. We decide that there there are certain times in life where you expect your significant others to just deal with you and your idiotic ways. We are joined by a new guest, Steve Oelke, to discuss everything tax related. NOTE: We are OFF on Friday the [...]

Everyone is back this week. We forgot to record the intro the first time around. We start the show discussing our desire to never grow up. Brian gives us a lesson in sex and the art of teaching kids about boners. Jeff wraps up the show with a feature about having [...]

Everyone is here as we welcome Alex in this week. The weather is nice in our city, how is it where you are? Alex calls up his friend Chris Foley to discuss life, babies, and the future of internet radio. Uncle Brenda brings us the best celebrity gossip. We discuss the [...]

After reading a story about Roxxxy the robotic companion, we decided to pool our money together and purchase our own doll to try out. We unbox Beta Betty from the Duncan Hanes Corporation, and we try and get. it. on. Towards the end of the show the Future Phone rings and Future Man [...]

Everyone’s back this week. We discuss bedroom ethics, and the more serious topic of the Arizona shootings. Charles stops by to give us an update on his love life and buttplug business. After you listen to this week’s show, be sure to listen to our 24×7 live stream by clicking on “TBS [...]

The core four is back for 2011. We discuss the reasons for the new independent Basement Show. Jeffer wants to slog your yammy, and Brian is just the guy to help him get it done. Steve’s boner doesn’t like it when you cry.

We bring the core four together to celebrate Christmas, friendship, and stupid gifts. Steve the Grinch makes his debut to tell us why he hates Christmas. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE! We will return January 7th, 2011.

Jeffer is back this week, and the core-four are back together. Brian has a new favorite sound clip. Steve hates China. We check on Jeff’s butthole. Brett explains why he hates his job. We return on Friday the 17th for our annual Christmas extravaganza! Tune in LIVE at 6:30 CST.

We are back from the Thanksgiving holiday. Jeffer is gone this week, but the Captain and Alex are filling in his empty chair. Buck Waldinger is back. Brett has reservations about using Facebook. We can’t decide when to end the show.

Thanksgiving time is here and we couldn’t be happier about eating the flesh of a dead turkey. Steve brings some science to the table. We salute Princess Balls. We go Four Loko for the Liquor Store. We will return December 3rd.

The Marine is in studio this week. We discuss whether or not it’s right to ever hit a woman. Buck Waldinger brings us more updates from the road. The forums are dying and we don’t know why, won’t you join us in some lovely discussion? We will return next week for [...]

Everyone is still here. We reluctantly discuss our upcoming holiday schedule. Brett’s wife interrupts the show with very important news. We discuss the elections and our heartbreak that surrounds the rejection of Proposition 19. Buck Waldinger brings us some more news from the road.

We return from the woods for a not-so-Halloweeny Spooktacular!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Our new trucking correspondent Buck Waldinger gives us a report from the road. Charles stops by to show off his new costume and give us an update on his butt plugs and drop some lyrics science on us all.

The guests are gone and normalcy has returned to The Basement Show. Brian is back and shares his tales of fatherhood. We offer an explanation as to why we were gone last week. We read our final entry and decide the winner of The Basement Show Fan Fiction contest. Jeff gives [...]

Brian and The Ghost are gone, but The Three Musketeers fill in their seats quite nicely. Jeff has problems with his butt. They are serious butt problems. Chris has no game. Alex reads the news. If you need us, you’ll find us in the tub filled with bubbles, washing our [...]

First and foremost, congratulations to Brian and his wife. Ollie was born on Wednesday and we are all so happy to be uncles to a beautiful and healthy baby girl. Brian’s seat will need to be filled while he is gone and we start this party right with Alex in studio. Alex calls out [...]

The show has a baby theme this week. Ryan is in town for the last time before his child is born, Brian has a little girl due in just a few weeks and Brett has an announcement to make. With this in mind, we take a trip to the Grocery Store to try [...]

Brett is quitting smoking again, but it may be serious this time. We discuss smoking for almost a solid hour. How that happened, we don’t know. Remember: The deadline to submit your Basement Show Fan Fiction is coming soon. Write a story about us or our characters and email it to [...]

Internet Time Machine! What if you had one?

We are joined this week by a good friend from Philadelphia. We discuss local Philly favorites, wrestling and Saved by the Bell. Justin offers up more discussion of The Basement Show’s 15 Rules for Safe Masturbation. Frank calls in to do his first Frank Comes On America segment.

This week’s show is a very short show. Brett and Brian have to GTFO ASAP this week as they have music to play. Before we leave we give your our rules for safe and responsible self-pleasure. We will see you next week for a longer show. Here is the pictures that our listener [...]

The bar is closed, the party is over, and all that is left is the four of us. We calm it way down this week and enjoy the soothing sounds of an empty basement. We discuss show 100, Steve’s vagina, and the reasons why we laugh at the misfortune of others.

All of your favorite guests stop by to celebrate The Basement Show’s 100th show. The Captain is behind the bar mixing drinks. We drink, have fun, and celebrate friendship. 1/4 of the way through the show, Steve proposes 3 toasts and drinks so much he passes out – never to return. [...]

Steve and Brett take a look back at all the recorded segments we have produced over the last 2 years. Mix in some deodorant debate, and Steve’s tips for clearing our your urethra and you have the recipe for a stellar show. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AT 6:30 CENTRAL FOR SHOW #100. You can look forward [...]

Brett is gone to Missouri. For better or worse, the Marine fills an empty chair. We finally get Skype up for calling and have fun with our first caller–a telemarketer. Next on the line: Frank, to tell us that he spent some time in jail. Apparently, the North Akron Mustached Bicycle Lovers Association don’t have [...]

Steve is gone which leaves just Brett, Jeff and Brian. Brian has some new porn sounds to play for everyone. We discuss what you would do with your own Holodeck. Who is your freebie? Jeff’s freebie may be a dude. We spotlight idiots and Wichita. We discuss the details [...]

The stars have aligned and the people of Earth can rest easy. We have a full crew this week. Brian, Steve, Brett and Jeff are all here. We make Brian eat bugs. We discuss people problems, work issues, and more strange medical disorders. We inch ever closer to Show #100.

Brian is gone, hopefully for the last time in a while. Steve is back. We celebrate the birth of this great nation. We eat bugs. We hear loud noises in our sleep. We fear death. We are. We is. We am.

Brian is back from Vegas. Steve is out sick. Will we ever have a full crew? Brenda stops by for another edition of Brenda’s Beat. Future Man phones in to discuss the doom we face in his past. Michael Jackson has been dead for one year. He also wanted [...]

Due to schedule conflicts, we recorded the show a week ago! Brian is gone, and we have no special guests – its just Brett, Jeff and Steve. We revisit our favorite comedians, discuss popular music and have a MATH ORGY!

We celebrate the birthday of our dear friend. He turns 30 today. He’s practically in the coffin. Brett’s Uncle Brenda stops by to share some juicy celebrity gossip. Frank, our dumb caller from Ohio, has flown into town and joins us in studio. He dumber that we thought.