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Dave and John take on the desert heat, delivering meandering discussions on topics ranging from fan theories, real life experiences, improvised skits, and more terribleness! Prepare your buttholes and get up, get down to downtown where we're gonna get goi

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    • Aug 4, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 22m AVG DURATION
    • 122 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Devil's Advocates Legally Distinct Podcast

    We're Back: A Desert Contusion

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 18:56


    Oi Oi, 'Ughie, 'Omlanda done bollocks'd me wife, and he knackered me son. The boys are back with this incredible season 10 premier or something like that. We aren't actually sure what season we're on anymore. Who cares? Get your bollocks in here and get roight knackered loik a bo'le o' wa'er, in it mate?

    Night Ov The Old Gods

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 19:44


    Join the boys in a special episode at the Death Valley Gazebo. Here, we explore spirituality through old myths and legends, as Dave and John debate the potential meanings and impacts of these stories. Come to the center of Death Valley and bask in the glory of the old gods.

    Easy Desert Listening

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 18:26


    Come join the boys as they gather in the wilderness for some quiet contemplation upon the soothing sounds of the cicadas. In this episode, we recommend listening with good headphones so you can take in the subtle yet mesmerizing ambience of the wonders of nature. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Ben Shapiro's Sister

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2024 20:29


    Welcome to the Death Valley Newscast! We're bringing you the freshest news available, including an investigative deep dive on the perils of social media and the poisoning of the Internet by artificial intelligence. Join us and learn how John really feels about Ben Shapiro's sister (he wants to bang her, apparently) in this special season finale episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    The Autism Spectrum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 25:29


    The boys let their autism out in this exciting episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Terrence Howard Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 25:23


    Terrence Howard has some interesting ideas. We talk about them. Who is right? You decide, you stupid bitch. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Nature Facts: Bumblebee Edition ft. Jordan Peterson

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2024 21:33


    Come learn the best nature facts on the Internet, including how bumblebees fly, animals which have venom you probably didn't know about, and hear what Jordan Peterson has to say about it all. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Lil Taint

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2024 12:14


    The boys make their debut in their rapping career. Come listen to the best rhymes the boys can cook up in a plastic two liter bottle. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    YouTube Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 14:13


    Come join the boys as they delve deep into the butthole of the Internet and talk about the most extreme things that the algorithm has been rotting their brains with recently. Get in here, ya bonehead. We are sponsored by Crack Cocaine. The drug. We are sponsored by one rock of crack. Yummy yummy. I put crack cocaine in my tummy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Dave Is The Asshole

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 29:13


    In this special episode, guests Amy and Carmen come on the show to dazzle us with their electrifying presence. Then John reads the wackiest stories he could find on Reddit that day. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Big Boobied Bot Band

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2024 14:32


    Come join the boys as they discuss AI generated music and giant tittied weather girls. Get in here, and get wet, you stupid little bratty sub. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Acadamia Ussy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2024 15:37


    Special guest, Amy, shows up to talk about hydrology, including details about her work, and an interesting discussion about climate regions on Mars. Not to be outdone, John stupidly interjects in this incredible and informative conversation to talk about the linguistic function of the suffix, "-ussy". It's a great episode! Except for John. Why does he have to be here? He literally contributes nothing positive to the show, he's just weird and does these stupid fucking voices that I absolutely HATE. God, I hope John dies at the end. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

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    Nightmare at Nickelodeon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 19:58


    Fuckle your seatbelts as the boys dive into the sordid secrets of the children's television network known as Nickelodeon. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Secrets of a Tik Tok Moderator

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 21:07


    Did you know that John allegedly used to be a moderator for legally distinct Tik Tok? Come learn about the dark underbelly of this purveyor of short-form video content as John performs an expert trauma dump on Dave. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    We Don't Talk About Politics

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 11:44


    Long time listeners will know that on this show, we never talk about politics. Never have, never will. It's actually written into our contracts that we can't talk about politics, it's strictly forbidden, not just by studio policy, but also by law. The tyrannical government of Death Valley made a law saying that podcast hosts are strictly forbidden from mentioning anything political on air. So, we being the law-abiding citizens that we are, obviously will never find ourselves in breach of that statute. Following the law is our favorite thing to do on this show. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Mace Cum

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 23:25


    Cum and join us as the boys dive into the wacky world of First Amendment auditors, people in America who like to flex their Constitutional rights by annoying and harassing people. Also learn how to turn your cum into pepper spray today! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Big Ass Bass

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 19:20


    In this episode, Daddy Dave does some daddy work while John goes on a very stupid tangent about Ice Spice. Fuckle your seatbelts and strap on your favorite dingle dangle because we're coming to give that sack a good ole slap! Sponsored and created by Raid Shadow Legends as a demo of in-game dialogue. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Nikola Tesla's Bologna

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 9:05


    In this season 8 premier, the boys talk about Nikola Tesla and his secret sexual proclivities. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Alex Jones & Joe Rogan Podcast: Project Blue Beam

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 19:42


    In this special season finale episode, the podcast is once again taken over by Alex Jones and Joe Rogan as they discuss the darkest deep state secrets. Come listen as they blow the lid on a nefarious plot by the J-...I mean, the globalists...yeah... those guys, to take over the world and convince everyone to worship a false god that they will project in our skies using mysterious technology that they have been developing in secret. Get your tin foil hat ready and join us for this eye-opening, mind-blowing, toe-sucking season finale episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Bonus Test Audio Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2024 6:36


    Come listen as the boys try out their newfangled AI-generated cactus recorder equipment! Something may or may not go into somebody's butt! Who knows? Fuck you, that's who! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    The Irish Effect

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2024 21:52


    Come pull up a seat at the pub and enjoy a tall Guinness as the boys regale you with the finest Irish folk tales that the Green Isle has to offer. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    NUTTerfly Surprise (Clap Them Alien Cheeks)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 25:43


    The boys go over some deep CIA conspiracies, uncovering the secrets that Big Brother doesn't want you to know. This episode is brought to you by buttholes, prongle dicks, and the NUTTerfly Foundation. Donate to us today by giving us a dollar and we'll help protect the endangered NUTTerflies and their beautiful, fleshy wings. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Of Dice And Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 44:38


    The boys talk about Dungeons and Dragons in this special episode, but it's a long episode, so they also talk about a coyote they met, a weird lady who said she met aliens, how the world is ending, and the giant ass dome in Las Vegas. Sponsored by Wizards of the Coast and potential frivolous lawsuits. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Loverslab.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2024 17:15


    The boys end up talking about video games which reminds John of that time he got traumatized for life by a disturbingly realistic sex mod for Skyrim. This episode is sponsored by loverslab.com, your best choice for mods that will elevate your gaming experience into the NSFW fantasy of your desires. Come check out our wide selection of giant, barbed cat penises. Look upon their anatomically correct and disgustingly scaled up genitalia so that your main character can have the swinging spike cock you've always dreamed of! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Pokemon Satanism

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 25:08


    Dave and John talk about how Pokemon is actually a plot by the Satanists to teach children witchcraft and steal their souls. Brought to you by Poliwhirl, the Thicc Version. This version of Poliwhirl is a buff, veiny, masculine type that is very fertile. This kind of Poliwhirl is the most likely to get you pregnant. Thicc Poliwhirl awaits you in your dreams. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Dark Urges

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2023 20:42


    The boys recap the Wale's Tales one last time as John says how he really feels and then they discuss how big headed alien people teamed up with Greek dog men to make modern society. Come get in here and get moist, you stupid little slut! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    North Korean Sponsored State Propaganda

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 21:52


    The boys talk about some more Wales tales and other assorted topics. Sponsored by North Korea, long live Kim Jung Un, may he reign a thousand years, his wisdom and power protects us all. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    F In Chat For The Irish Horses

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2023 27:00


    Please, everyone, put an F in chat to pay your respects to the Irish horses. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Tales From Wales

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2023 16:58


    Dave gets ready to talk about his favorite Welsh folk stories...until special guest Pedro the Meth Smoking Philippino showed up and derailed the whole show. Come learn all about Pedro in this exclusive interview. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Alex Jones, The Lich

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 19:40


    The people have spoken and...*sigh*...we brought him back. I hope I die. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    The Cult Of Death Valley

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2023 16:27


    Come join the festivities as Dave and John celebrate another year of podcasting. A special shout-out to our fans who keep coming back for more and supporting us, you make it worth it. Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Thanksgiving Special: Just The Tip

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 22:05


    The boys talk about the true origin of Thanksgiving, then for some reason, John turns this into a reason to talk shit about Britain and St. Patrick's Day. Dave gets it back on track with talk about good food, then John yet again derails the conservation with a discussion about his secret desires. Sponsored by thetip.com (don't go there) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Meesa So Excited!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 10:57


    The boys do a roadside chat where they get downright nerdy and start talking about Star Wars and Star Trek. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Shaman Files 5: Devil's In The Details

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 23:17


    Dave gives a dire warning about some reading material he's been recommending. He finished the series and, well, he's got some feelings about it. This episode is sponsored by spiritual satanism. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Indonesian Propaganda

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 28:38


    The boys talk about Buddhism, sponsored by Indonesia. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    19 Year Old Buttholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 20:30


    John talks about the most devastating nutshot he's ever endured. Then the boys reminisce over some forbidden content that you aren't allowed to hear. Obviously, we're sponsored by 19 Year Old Buttholes. Try it today! It's the newest antivirus computer software, available for free on your nearest porn site! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Return To Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 13:43


    Come join the boys in a spooky spirit as they talk about haunts and scares and... Israel? Goddamn it, they talked about Israel again, didn't they? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    The Shaman Files: Part Four

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 22:48


    Shambanism: part the fourth one - electric boogaloo, the sequel to, Dude, What's This Episode About? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Crisis In Palestine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 17:48


    Join us for a somber look at the unfolding violence in the Middle East as Dave and John recount what they currently know about the conflict. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    The Shaman Files: Part Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 33:18


    The boys delve even further into the mystical realm of the shaman. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    The Shaman Files: Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2023 23:14


    The boys get deeper into the shamanism conversation and take it back to the basics to explain their view on the origin of shamanism and how it has developed since then. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    The Shaman Files: Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2023 22:44


    Dave and John begin a discussion about shamanism. Dave starts talking about Carlos Castenada as John dies of coughing. This and everything else in the year 2023 is sponsored by Verizon Wireless. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Boogaloo Boys Dance Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 12:36


    Dave and John talk about the Boogaloo Boys, an American militia group that's been taking the cringeposting community by storm. Come take a seat and listen as they tell you of these people and how vastly, incomprehensibly, irrevocably stupid they all are. Let us laugh at their stupidity together. Go on, point and laugh. It's okay, they deserve it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Death Valley News Reel

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 29:28


    In this special episode, the boys talk about all the most current news. Also some shoutouts for the folks who interacted with our polls and Q&A. Thanks, y'all, keep it up. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Buff Trump Babies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 22:14


    In this season finale, all the special guests come together one last time. A Junji Ito spiral happens, and then all hell breaks loose. Join us for the gripping end to season 6! Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    COBRA KAI!!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 11:32


    Come listen to Dave talk about My Little Pony and Cobra Kai while he punches John through several dimensions at once. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Political Wizards

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 29:01


    The boys talk about politicized spiritual warfare and how people are using piss jars to curse their political rivals. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Alienussy 2: The Ussy Refingered

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 16:52


    Oops, we forgot to post this one in order! Oh well, have more alienussy. Check out the previous episode, Truth At Skinwalker Ranch, for a more updated discussion on this subject, you saucy little sloot. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    David Grusch: The Truth At Skinwalker Ranch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2023 26:59


    Dave and John talk about Skinwalker Ranch and the extent of David Grusch's involvement with the ghost hunters there, not knowing they were wrong all along! How stupid of them. Don't miss out on this groundbreaking information! Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/message

    Accepting the Terms Of Ussy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 19:06


    The boys talk about the terms of use for Spotify For Podcasting and all the ways they've broken those terms. Please be nice to us, Spotify, we were only joking. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/support

    Alienussy (Clap Them Alien Cheeks)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 16:55


    Are aliens real??? Can we clap their cheeks? Get their sweet, sweet alienussy? Find out right here, right now. We got them alien cheeks and we are ready to get clappin'. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/support

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