The Geriatric Millennials

Episode 179. It's officially summer! The sun is out, the drinks are poured, and we're sharing our favorite June finds! From Beth's new obsession with a creamy keyboard to Jayme's press on nail obsession, we have tons of great recommendations for you!On this episode >> holiday vibes >> all the fruit >> Trader Joe's runs Mentions:Canon Ivy PrinterGood Molecules Yuzu Blemish Gel CreamOikos Banana YogurtTrader Joe's Black Garlic Cream Cheese World's Best Cat LitterPoo-Pourri - Original CitrusRoyal Kluge KeyboardHollister Open-Back Linen-Blend Skort DressAmerican Eagle Dreamy Drape Stretch Super High-Waisted Baggy Jean LetterboxdTeva Original Universal Slim SandalNail Reformation Press on NailsNew York Gel Pro by Kiss - Merlot__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram:...

Episode 178. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delectable summer vibes! From nostalgic movies to the perfect summer soundtrack, they explore all the things that make summer feel like summer, regardless of the heat. Plus, they share their love for summer treats like watermelon, frozen yogurt, and the must-have experience of farmers markets. You'll laugh, reminisce, and maybe even get inspired to plan your own summer adventures!On this episode >> Amway D-15 >> reggae vibes >> all the fruitMentions:Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985)Shag (1988)Shag DancingThe Parent Trap (1961)The Parent Trap (1998)Blue Crush (2002)Bob MarleyBlue Crush SoundtrackHermiston WatermelonsThe Legend of Billie Jean (1985)Invincible by Pat BenatarNinja Ice Cream MakerWild About Mixmi Froyo__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the...

Episode 177. We're back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories. On this episode >> flu face >> sexy snacks >> dirty phones__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 176. This week our mid-40s show up loud, proud, and slightly sweaty! Yes, we're diving deep into the wild, weird, and honestly rude changes that sneak up on you as you inch toward menopause—like surprise chin hairs, the sudden need for reading glasses, and why we're now hoarding Tums like they're currency. But don't worry—we wrap it up with a grateful list that might make you cry a little (in a good way). Because with age comes wisdom, strong boundaries, and the deep comfort of truly not caring what people think. On this episode >> is it perimenopause or are we just grumpy? >> why are fonts so small? >> did we drink water in the 90s?__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 175. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic trip back to 1989, a year that shaped their childhoods in unforgettable ways. Join them as they discuss the cultural phenomena of the time, including the rise of the Garbage Pail Kids, the debut of classic TV shows like Quantum Leap and Saved by the Bell, and the major events that made headlines, such as the fall of the Berlin Wall. Whether you're a fellow geriatric millennial or just curious about the past, this episode is full of laughs, nostalgia, and the realization that everything old is new again. On this episode >> the lip-sync scandal >> electric youth >> Winnie Cooper__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 174. Beth and Jayme are back with their latest round of tiny obsessions, impulsive purchases, and delightfully weird routines that are getting them through the month. From nail glue that won't quit to mummy bags at the soccer field, we're covering all the things that are bringing us joy (and mild chaos) lately.Jayme swears by a new lash serum, discovers the thrill of DIY upholstery, and makes the case for pickleball as the official sport of our generation. Beth navigates hair tool heartbreak, glows up with red light therapy, and confesses her sneaky Barnes & Noble addiction. We also get into skincare upgrades, hydrating like adults, and the underestimated power of simply saying what you need.Whether you're looking for a new book rec, a cozy lip oil, or a reason to treat yourself to something ridiculous and amazing, this one's for you.On this episode >> the marcel grip >> soccer mom life >> lashes for daysMentioned in this episode (and worth checking out):Curvlife Nail Glueamika - the confidante: moisture maintenance titanium flat iron INNBEAUTY Glaze Lip Oil - Berry JamRed Light Therapy Panel nuroganic eyelash serumMorphe - The Big Prime Lash PrimerTatcha The Dewy Skin Cream & The Water Cream Natural Life Liquid IV Sugar Free - Rainbow Sherbet; White Peach TruBarThe Berry Pickers by Amanda PetersLeather & Lark by Brynne WeaverREI Mummy BagBetter UpPickleBall__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by

Episode 173. This week, Jayme and Beth dive headfirst into the world of gen z and alpha slang, putting Jayme's knowledge to the test in a fun and fast-paced game of "Does Jayme Know This Slang?" From deciphering the meaning of "fell off" to the chaotic vibes of "chicken jockey," they explore the linguistic landscape that's ever evolving with each generation.On this episode >> Italian brain rot >> meme culture >> we're a little oldMeme Mentions: HyperpigmentationBallerina CapuchinaWhat the Helly?__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 172. How far would you go for an instant pot? This week, Beth and Jayme come to terms with a hilarious and slightly haunting truth—they are slowly but surely turning into their moms. From the overflowing spice cabinets to the inability to toss a “perfectly good” box, the signs are everywhere… and they're embracing it (mostly).There's laughter, a few raised eyebrows, and lots of “oh no, I do that too” moments!On this episode >> let's shop >> night driving >> story repeater __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 171. This week, Jayme and Beth are pulling back the curtain on something we all do but rarely admit—quietly judging the world around us. They're talking dog owner drama, spitting in public (why is this a thing?!), restroom awkwardness, and the lingering presence of frosty lip gloss from 2003. Nothing's off-limits—and everything is up for gentle side-eye.If you've ever silently critiqued someone's sidewalk behavior or whispered “absolutely not” under your breath in a public bathroom, this one's for you!On this episode >> dog chase >> red light responsibility >> did you wash your hands__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 170. This week, Jayme and Beth air out their grown-woman grievances in an episode dedicated to all the things they simply cannot be bothered with anymore. From errand fashion and perfect pony tails to customer service rudeness and the ongoing war against chores, nothing is safe from their list of modern adulting annoyances.If you've ever muttered “I just can't” while wearing fuzzy socks and ignoring a growing pile of laundry—this one's for you.On this episode >> onions gone bad >> encyclopedias >> party favors woes__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 169. This week, Beth and Jayme are celebrating the essence of being a "girl's girl"! They dive into what it means to uplift, support, and empower one another, contrasting this with the often toxic "pick me" mentality. From the importance of grace to the joy of celebrating both big and small wins, they explore how being a girl's girl can transform our relationships and enrich our lives.On this episode >> mean girl reformed >> friendship expectations >> be a better humanMentions:SNL: Penelope__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 168. This week, Beth and Jayme are serving up a fresh batch of favorite things—from the practical to the wonderfully random. It's part spring refresh, part “you need to try this,” and all real-life recs that are actually making our days a little easier (or at least more fun). We're diving into what's helping us feel like semi-functional adults right now. Come for the product chatter, stay for the tangents, and leave with a few things to add to your own list!On this episode >> fried hair >> plant killers >> spicy moviesMentions: Prep Rally Prime & Prep DetanglerCurlsmith Flawless Finish HairsprayLiving Poof Perfect Hair Dry ShampooSkindinavia Setting SprayCharlotte Tilbury Airbrush Flawless Setting SprayStill Stay All Day Smudge & Stay Eye LinerBelow Deck Down UnderDashing Diva GlazeThe Little Plant Shop - Richland, WAPlanta App__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 167. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving headfirst into a game of absurd and hilarious what-ifs—because why wouldn't we talk about matching tramp stamps and which superpower would actually make adulting easier? From swapping lives for a day to revisiting our worst impulse buys (seriously, what were we thinking?), this episode is all about the ridiculous little choices that shape our lives.It's all fun, all chaos, and just the right amount of nostalgia. Grab a drink, get comfy, and play along as we navigate life's most important (and completely unnecessary) hypotheticals!On this episode >> pudding pops >> AIM >> revenge tattoos Mentions:Gaterade GumPuffed Wheat SquaresCross ColorsIn Living ColorHow Far Is Tattoo Far?__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Before we had the internet in our pockets, life was… different. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic look back at the last analog generation—when we had to memorize phone numbers, and use actual maps to get places. From encyclopedias to card catalogs to calling businesses to ask basic questions, they revisit the weird and sometimes wonderful ways we used to get information.But it's not just about what we lost—it's about how fast technology is changing, how AI is creeping into our lives, and whether instant access to everything has actually made life better. Join them for a hilarious and thought-provoking dive into the struggle, the nostalgia, and the weird transition from analog life to the digital age.On this episode >> ask a librarian >> rib removal >> bar bets__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

This week, Beth and Jayme have a bestie catch up session, covering everything from mammograms to restaurant fails. But it's not all grievances and mishaps. They also dive into the simple joys of pajama parties, the struggle of bouncing back after being sick, and the dream of finding the perfect brunch spot. Whether you're here for the relatable frustrations or the cozy comforts, this episode is a mix of real-life chaos, humor, and millennial musings.On this episode >> cattok >> awkward asmr >> girls' night__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Some things in life are minor inconveniences—others feel like personal attacks. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving into the everyday annoyances that test their patience, from the mysterious case of the disappearing phone chargers to the ongoing chaos of gender reveal parties. But not all gripes are created equal. Some are just funny, some are wildly irrational, and some might actually make perfect sense. Join them for a conversation filled with relatable frustrations, unnecessary overreactions, and the kind of vent session that somehow makes life's little annoyances a little more bearable.On This Episode >> bad parking lots >> recovery time >> Costco returns__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

From beauty splurges to comforting hobbies, this week we're sharing all the little joys getting us through March! Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions—whether it's skincare wins, DIY hair color, favorite snacks, or unexpected finds. Join in for a fun, lighthearted catch-up on what's bringing us joy this month—and maybe find a new favorite thing yourself!Mentioned on the episode: Qure Light Therapy MaskNeutrogena Rapid Wrinkle Repair Retinol Pro+ Night MoisturizClean Freak Dark Hair Dry ShampooK18 AirWash Dry ShampooIkea HAVREHOJ Tabet Stand1000 Piece Wooden Puzzle BoardGood Molecules Caffeine Energizing Hydrogel Eye PatchesFaded Under Eye MaskSt. Ives Pink Lemon & Mandarin Orange Plant-Based Natural Body WasExfoliating Hydro Towel__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Why are we still getting embarrassed over completely normal things? This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the most ridiculous everyday moments that somehow make us want to disappear. From the horror of picking up a prescription in a crowded pharmacy to the eternal struggle of panty lines, we're unpacking it all. It's cringe, it's hilarious, and honestly? It shouldn't be embarrassing at all. But here we are.On this episode >> I'm a lady >> brown paper bags >> exposure therapy __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

It's time for The Great Purge! This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the deeply satisfying (and slightly overwhelming) process of decluttering everything—from overflowing closets to the emotional baggage we didn't even realize we were carrying. From sentimental keepsakes to the 10,000+ unread emails haunting our phones, we're talking about what it really means to let go and create space for joy, clarity, and a fresh start. Grab a trash bag (or just mentally prepare), and join us for some real talk about why purging feels so damn good. On this episode >> just move >> scan all the things >> friendship purge__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Get ready to dive into the melodious memories of young love in this episode of The Geriatric Millennials! Beth and Jayme reminisce about teenage crushes, dramatic middle school heartbreaks, and the iconic songs that defined those oh-so-awkward moments. From heartfelt confessions to the perfect mixtape anthems, this episode is packed with laughter, nostalgia, and the sweet sounds of the past. Get ready for a trip down memory lane—complete with the ultimate young love playlist!On this episode >> cruising in Belize >> 8th grade drama >> hockey pucksMentions:Young Love Mix Tape on SpotifyKids Incorporated (1984-1992)Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985)Dazed & Confused (1993)Steel Magnolias (1989)__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Buckle up—it's 1996, and Beth and Jayme are taking a nostalgic joyride through the year that defined their teenage dreams! From the thrill (and terror) of getting their driver's licenses to the soundtrack of their youth (hello, Fugees!), this episode is packed with iconic pop culture memories and all the magical moments of being a teen in the '90s.On this episode >> driving mishaps >> if you wanna be my lover >> Romeo, Romeo__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Ever had a pet with a secret life? In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the hilarious and chaotic story of Jayme's cat, Mittens, who pulled off the ultimate disappearing act. After months of heartbreak and searching, Mittens turned up... living her best life with the neighbors! From the ups and downs of outdoor cat parenting to the surprisingly emotional reunion, this episode is packed with humor and a dash of drama!On this episode >> delusional neighbors >> garage cats >> skunk trapMentions: The Geriatric Millennials Podcast - Mini Bite: Unwelcome Guests__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

In this episode, Jayme and Beth share the things they're excited to try in 2025, from outdoor adventures like cross-country skiing and pickleball to perfecting pancake recipes and tackling their reading lists. They chat about embracing new experiences, letting go of what doesn't spark joy, and finding balance with social media. Join them for a fun, lighthearted conversation filled with laughs, relatable moments, and inspiration for the new year!On this episode >> DNF >> REI >> YES__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Welcome to 2025 with us, your favorite Geriatric Millennials! In this episode, we're diving into the realities of turning 45, navigating post-holiday life, and embracing the chaos of a new year. We'll share our thoughts on setting intentions, finding balance, and making small changes that bring a bit more joy and ease to everyday life. Join us for some laughs, relatable moments, and a reminder that it's okay to take things one step at a time. Come hang out with us!On this episode >> a body in motion >> the power of the post-it >> student drivers __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Beth and Jayme as they reminisce about the best of 2024! From AeroGardens to pickleball, 2024 was a year of surprises for Beth and Jayme! Join them as they share their best moments and unexpected joys.Best of 2024TV:Agatha All Along (2024)The Serpent Queen (2022)Marry My Husband (2024)Never Have I Ever (2020)Music:LoFi Hip HopCali ReggaeMisc:WhatAppAeroGardenPickleballDisney's Dream Light ValleyLevi's Ribcage Jeans__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Hey friends, we're wrapping up 2024 with a look back at the things we absolutely loved this year! Join us as we dive into the movies, books, and beauty products that made the year unforgettable.We're talking about everything from the dreamy romance of Irish Wish to the jaw-dropping twists in The Silent Patient. And if you're into beauty, we're spilling on our holy grail finds, like a natural deodorant that actually works and a blush that's the perfect pop of color!It's like a year-end recap mixed with a conversation with your besties. Whether you're here for the entertainment recs or the beauty tips, we've got you covered.Best of 2024 - Movies:Irish Wish (2024)The Idea of You (2024)Inside Out 2 (2024)Damsel (2024)I Still See You (2018)Red, White, and Royal Blue (2023)Books:The Women by Kristin Hannah The Silent Patient by Alex MichaelidesThe Coworker by Freida McFaddeThe House in The Cerulean Sea by T.J. KluneListen for the Lie by Amy TinteraThe Covenant of Water by Abraham Verghes#CrimeTime by Jeneva RoseScared to Death by Jahnna N. MalcolmBeauty:Thai Crystal DeodorantKopari DeodorantTony Moly Plump-kin Retinol Eye CreamLYS Beauty Triple Fix Brightening Concealer

Join Jayme and Beth for a festive stroll down Christmas movie memory lane! In this episode, they try to match iconic holiday movie quotes to their films. Whether you're a Christmas movie superfan or just love a good seasonal vibe, this episode will add a dash of holiday cheer to your day! __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Jayme and Beth are back, diving into the holiday icks that make this season both magical and maddening. From awkward hugs with germy kids to cringe-worthy early decorations, they're calling it all out with humor and honesty. Join the ladies as they tackle holiday music pitfalls, public gift-giving clout, Hallmark clichés, and over-the-top Elf on the Shelf antics. It's a hilarious gripe session that'll leave you feeling seen and ready to laugh!__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Beth and Jayme are diving into Gen Z slang to brighten your holiday season! Just in time for those cringy but hilarious interactions with the youngsters at all your holiday gatherings. From "standing on business" to "making it out of the group chat," they're breaking it all down!__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1992! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Luke Perry and Christian Slater, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon shows, revisit iconic songs, and try their best to remember the plot of Wayne's World! On this episode >> Kriss Kross >> troll dolls >> California Dreaming__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Beth and Jayme as they celebrate a milestone in this heartwarming episode of The Geriatric Millennials. With three years of podcasting under their belts, they reminisce about the journey, sharing laughter and stories sparked by a special gift of custom cookies from Marla's Cookie Company. From the nostalgia of being '80s babies and '90s kids to the evolution of their podcast from "Lick the Spoon" to their current identity, they embrace the quirks and joys of being geriatric millennials.On this episode >> podiversary surprises >> cookie memories >> the joy of soup seasonMentions: Marla's Cookie CoDyson Vacuum Holder__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Beth and Jayme are diving deep into the emotional landscape of grief in this heartfelt episode. Sharing their personal experiences of losing a parent, they explore the complex feelings and life changes that accompany such a profound loss. From the unexpected moments of sorrow to the bittersweet memories that linger, they open up about being members of the 'Dead Dad Club' and the unique journey of grieving as adults. This candid conversation offers a comforting reminder that while grief is a universal experience, it is deeply personal and ever-evolving.On this episode >> the last goodbye >> unexpected gifts >> navigating family dynamics__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Beth and Jayme are diving into the ultimate wish list in this playful episode. From luxe spa retreats to dream wardrobe upgrades, they're spilling what's at the top of their lists—both practical and a little out there. Whether it's an all-inclusive escape, a chic blazer refresh, or the perfect pair of dance shoes, get ready for serious inspiration to fuel your own daydreams!On this episode >> saved carts >> cozy joggers >> advent calendar excitement

Join Beth and Jayme as they embrace the festive spirit and explore creative party ideas to make this holiday season unforgettable! From book exchanges to vintage recipe gatherings, they're sharing their excitement for bringing people together in unique and meaningful ways!On this episode >> all I wanna do is dance>> holiday costume extravaganza >> is that a jello mold? __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the cringe-worthy world of yuck sensations and personal pet peeves. From the unpleasant feeling of crumbs underfoot to the social discomfort of a joke falling flat, they're sharing their most peculiar—and surprisingly relatable—irritations. Tune in for a lighthearted look at the quirky little things that make us all uniquely human!On this episode >> crusty heels >> spinning rides >> hotel carpet woes__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the little things that bring them joy in this heartwarming episode of The Geriatric Millennials. From the unexpected delight of a perfect bite of food to the soothing presence of indoor plants, these small joys remind us all to appreciate the everyday magic around us.On this episode >> caramel apple love >> twinkle lights >> unexpected reunions__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Beth and Jayme as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1987! Listen in as they talk iconic toys and films to the heartthrobs and movies that defined the era. If you love the magic of the '80s, this episode is a must-listen!On the episode >> Jem is truly outrageous >> Golden Girls >> Madonna loveMentions:Jem and the HologramsSylvanian Families / Calico CrittersBaby Jessica RescueDuckTalesWho's That Girl - MadonnaWalk Like an Egyptian - The BanglesMannequin (1987)__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Beth and Jayme as they embrace the cozy vibes of spooky season! From spicy scents to nostalgic movies like Practical Magic, the duo explores autumn traditions that warm the heart and home. Whether you're a fan of haunted houses or just want to curl up with a good book, this episode is a delightful celebration of all things fall. Grab your sweater, a cup of cider, and settle in for some cozy conversation!On this episode >> simmering pots >> witches of Eastwick >> dark academia dreams__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they delve into the fascinating (and sometimes hilarious) world of what's in their purses! From practical essentials to quirky must-haves, the ladies reveal the items they can't live without and the stories behind them. Whether you're a minimalist or a bag-stuffer, this episode will have you nodding along and maybe even rethinking your own purse contents.On this episode >> purse shaming >> pucker up >> pepto pre-game__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the lost art of basic social etiquette! From vanishing concert manners to everyday public nuisances, this episode is a lighthearted yet sincere call to bring back common courtesy. With their signature humor and insight, they tackle the little things that make a big difference in how we interact. Tune in for a fun reminder on how to be a little more considerate in today's world!On this episode >> put the clippers down >> driving with aloha >> why are you stopping?__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the hilariously cringeworthy moments of their past! From embarrassing social media posts to awkward youth ministry experiences and unexpected public gas, this episode is a rollercoaster of secondhand embarrassment and genuine laughter. Whether you're a cringe connoisseur or just need a good laugh, this episode is packed with stories that will make you feel better about your own mortifying moments.On this episode >> 2000's Christian movies >> 2nd hand cringe >> toot toot__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the complex world of friendship red flags. From the frustration of one-sided relationships to the irritation of friends who spill your secrets, this episode is a candid exploration of the warning signs that can make or break a friendship. On this episode >> hello, it's me >> not your story to tell >> convo bogarts__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they navigate the highs and lows of this back-to-school season! From the joy of new school supplies and adorable first-day photos to the woes of routine disruptions and the dreaded back-to-school illnesses, this episode is a relatable rollercoaster for parents and non-parents alike!On this episode >> book fair drama >> first day looks >> soup season kickoff__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the petty annoyances that drive them up the wall! From the frustration of finding the perfect song for a short drive to the infuriating habit of people pulling through parking spaces, this episode is a hilarious vent session about the little things that just get under your skin.On this episode >> Spotify shuffle struggles >> group text nightmares >> TikTok vs. Reels drama __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into their latest obsessions, from spicy book worlds to must-have beauty products. This episode is a treasure trove of recommendations that will have you adding to your reading list, beauty routine, and maybe even your Netflix queue!On this episode >> spicy fae >> aspirational real estate >> everyday I'm shuffling Mentions:Filthy Rich Fae - Geneva LeeFilthy Rich Vampires - Geneva LeeThe Women - Kristin HannaThe Co-Worker - Frieda McFaddenDid You Hear About Kitty Carr? - Crystal Smith PaulInside Out 2Owning ManhattanGypsy Rose: Life After LockupRare Beauty by Selena GomezCoffee Shop Eyeshadow Palette - Juvia's PlaceBYROE Truffle Eye SerumCostco Hanwoomul Fried Tofu and Vegetable Kimbap__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or...

Join Jayme and Beth as they take a chilling trip down memory lane, discussing the movies that left a lasting mark on their childhoods and beyond. From obscure Canadian films to classic Stephen King horrors, they share the stories (and scenes) that scarred them for life! From the eerie to the unsettling, this episode is packed with nostalgic terror and the impact of early cinematic experiences.On this episode >> made for tv movies >> Large Marge >> GoldblumMentions:The Peanut Butter Solution (1985) Obsessed (1987) Kids (1995) Gorillas in the Mist (1988) Return to Oz (1985) Pet Sematary (1989) Lady in White (1988) The Fly (1986) Poltergeist (1982)Legend (1985)Howard the Duck (1986)Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the graveyard of hobbies they've abandoned over the years! From crochet projects left unfinished to the art of quilting, they explore the reasons behind why certain pastimes fall by the wayside and the joy of potentially picking them back up!On this episode >> yarn stash >> space puzzles >> let's dance__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

In this exciting episode, Beth takes the lead to share the latest trends and songs filling her FYP! Dive into the hottest tracks that will be your summer soundtrack, creators you have to see, and discover the new Gen Alpha slang that's taking over.On this episode >> just say no to shopping >> aura points >> putting more root in your tootMentions:Ballerina Farm ArticleFizz & Fizz | KalynPink Pony Club - Chappell Roan Birds of a Feather - Billie EliishBuckle Bunny - Tanner AdellApple - Charli xcx __________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they dive into the five must-haves for women over 35. From self-care routines and wardrobe staples to wellness practices, we're sharing the essentials that make life richer, more fulfilling and fun! Tune in for practical advice, personal stories, and a few laughs as we explore what every woman needs to thrive in her midlife years!On this episode >> phantom whiskers >> what's your color >> pucker up__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth for another cringe purge, where they dig up even more of their embarrassing moments. From awkward encounters with neighbors to mortifying mishaps, their sharing stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe feel a little better about your own blunders!On this episode >> early guests >> tech woes >> cookie shame__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Join Jayme and Beth as they delve into the world of awkward, anxiety-inducing adult peer pressure.On this episode >> lane changes >> aggressive TSA agents >> small grocery carts__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.