The Lap of Luxury

Madisen and PORT discuss the Paired app, pop culture, their recent adventures, why women like murder shows, the Gabby Petito case and buying appliances. Originally recorded 23 Mar 22.

Speed joins the cast as the crew discuss a myriad of topics at PORT's bachelor party. Originally recorded week of 16 Aug 21.

Speed joins the cast as the crew discuss a myriad of topics at PORT's bachelor party. Originally recorded week of 16 Aug 21.

Speed joins the cast as the crew discuss a myriad of topics at PORT's bachelor party. Originally recorded week of 16 Aug 21.

Madisen and PORT sit fireside as they discuss 2020, PORT archiving everything and PORT's Staples Copy and Print center job. Originally recorded 19 Dec 20.

SPEED joins the podcast as the crew discuss dealing with death, the Jake Paul-Tyron Woodley fight and the Marvel Cinematic Universe

PORT regales us with stories from his honeymoon and Luxury talks about how he got COVID.

Profane joins the podcast as the crew discuss the energy crisis, swinger signs and financial Twitter.

Solutions and Leadership by PORT and Luxury

Profane joins the show again to discuss their Instagram addiction and Profane's oil trading job.

Profane and the crew discuss PORT's trip to Houston.

The crew discuss Luxury's deep dive into Mountain Bikes, the value of Reddit and what's going on at the International Space Station.

When it's a Catching Jets episode, you know we're going to air some grievances. It's not Festivus but we have some thoughts on things.

Shark continues with the crew to discuss the podcast viewership, car talk and how independence is too much.

Shark joins the podcast as the crew discuss using misunderstood terms, our parent's zeitgeist setting our current paradigm and political efficacy to work towards a common goal.

Profane joins the podcast as the crew discuss planning weddings, homeless people, political divide and Profane's SpaceX visit

Speed joins the podcast as the crew discuss the American political environment, New Years resolution, cancel culture and YouTube ads.

A toast to SLAG.

Profane joins the cast as the crew discuss sleep walking, how to deal with homeless people, people being negligent with COVID, PORT's ghost story and the return of movie theaters.

Shark joins the cast as the crew discuss the mental effects of social media and some entertainment topics such as #FreeBritney.

PORT, Madisen, Luxury and Mars jump on the podcast to discuss wedding planning, meeting in the middle for relationships and first dates. PORT also tells the tale of lying to Madisen leading up to his proposal.

Madisen and PORT discuss what they've been up to, how to handle conflicting choices in their relationship, their new cat Sasha and the concept of wedding traditions. This podcast was originally recorded on 2 Aug.

Luxury and PORT discuss Simon Sinek, the 80/20 principle, Luxury's astrology reading and that PORT got married!

Warning, NSFW (to be fair, when has The Lap of Luxury every been suitable for work?): The crew continues with Profane Anorexic to talk about Profane's trip to the Adult Video Convention

The Profane Anorexic (@ProfaneAnorexic) joins the podcast as they discuss Skype, the need for office space after COVID and their morning alarm clock tactics.

Shark comes crawling back to the cast as the crew discusses what the worst game is to play in a relationship and Shark struggles with the conflict of pursuing dreams vice being comfortable.

Drag joins the cast to discuss his recent flight divert experience, the significance of volunteer bullets in the military, hunting for a house and the awesomeness of the Roomba Robovac

PORT and Luxury discuss the themes of the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. They continue with the importance of film, arts and enjoying "the journey."

The crew and Profane Anorexic (@ProfaneAnorexic) continue by talking about Elon Musk and Tesla, Adele, female artists and mumble rappers.

The Profane Anorexic (@ProfaneAnorexic) joins the podcast as the crew discuss Kayne West running for president, the transgender Sports Illustrated model and the broader good of COVID.

PORT and Luxury discuss the crazy world of Dating Apps.

JASSAM joins the podcast as the crew discuss political and bomber tribalism.

PORT and Luxury discuss their experiences with "The Talk"

Luxury and PORT discuss the complexities of being the bad guy in a relationship, as well as how one would navigate the situation of leaving a partner for someone that makes them happier.

SKID joins in as the crew discuss the emerging Space Force, the Black Lives Matter movement and how to deal with harsh feedback.

PORT wonders if he's been evading taxes, Luxury and PORT discuss society opening back up and the changes they see. Then they conclude with some of the entertainment from their childhood.

Why Go To College? by PORT and Luxury

Walkin' joins the podcast as the crew discuss how wing commanders are local celebrities, the validity of the moon landing conspiracy, the conflict of women and men not wearing tops and some bathroom stories. The trio have an epilogue about how comfortable the human species is.

Drag joins the cast to discuss the allure of the OnlyFans scene and also PORT has an anxiety attack.

If you're tired of the hoity-toity Officer discussion I got news for you. It ain't over! Shark comes back on and talks about some of the things that really grind his gears with new Officers in particular.

"Just" joins the podcast as the crew discuss 5G, greedy people, COVID mitigation, how to approach touchy topics, and individual views on religion.

Shark continues on the cast and the crew talk about how antiquated email is, the difficult decision matrix to separate and how COVID has changed their social and spending habits.

Shark, PORT and Luxury continue with the premise of Tiger King for the validity of pets. Shark goes on a tirade regarding the Air Force assuming you have a spouse, and then the trio discuss the callsign culture.

Shark joins the podcast to discuss the COVID outbreak on a Naval ship and how life is progressing during this pandemic.

Cosmo (Instagram @julianrgluck) joins PORT and Luxury to discuss Squadron Officer School, what appliances you leave behind when you move, toilet paper usage, and the books they're reading.

Luxury and PORT discuss the craziness of COVID, the monetary system and insurance. Then the crew do a spoiler cast of the Netflix reality dating show Back with your Ex.

Madisen joins the cast to discuss the experience of her moving in with PORT. Then the crew talk about how COVID is changing society, prenups, understanding your internal drive and the premise of reality dating shows.

PORT and Luxury go retro LOL with how far removed you could "date" a family member, they move to modern decor and then rehack the validity of the classic colloquialism if the ends justify the means.

Part 2 of the discussion. Luxury, PORT and Madisen have a spoiler cast of the Love Is Blind Netflix reality dating show.

Luxury, PORT and Madisen have a spoiler cast of the Love Is Blind Netflix reality dating show. This will be a 2 part show with the second episode being released one week from today.

PORT and Luxury have a quick discussion on entrepreneurship and the ceasefire between the United States and Taliban.