This Week: The Musical

Welcome to This Week: The Musical - #ThisWeekTM - the topical tech and social media news show enhanced with songs and comedy sketches. Let us help you get 2019 sorted! You’ll be up to speed in less than a minute with our consumer tech roundup from Las Vegas’ giant tech conference CES. And for those of us too tired to make New Years resolutions, we’ve done some for you in the form of a jaunty song. Plus, we talk smartphone prices, first footing traditions around the world - and various ways to bring down a drone. As nothing’s too outlandish to start the New Year, the special guest is Zeus. The Two LJs are LJ Rich and Leila Johnston. 

Welcome to This Week: The Musical, the topical show where The 2 LJs musically enhance tech news and social media stories. We've a feast of festive songs to tuck into, whether you're stuck behind a screen, shopping for high-tech gifts, or remembering departed science-fiction heroes. Includes lighthearted analysis, Santa's answering machine, and against-the-clock innovation. This week’s special guest is Paul Kerensa, comedian and Christmas trivia expert. The Two LJs are LJ Rich and Leila Johnston.    God Rest Ye Gerry Anderson Lyrics: God rest ye Gerry Anderson, Joe 90 and Stingray We’ll never let those Mysterons… Get their evil way We hope you’re feeling F.A.B. On Island of Tracy As it’s time for a sci-fi eulogy. Oh, too many Remembering those who thought differentlyGod rest ye Douglas Adams, though your jokes still feel so new We didn’t like that Hitch Hiker remake but we love you So long and thanks for all the fish I hope you can forgive that actor frooom the British office (crap Arthur Dent)whatshisname off the office tried his best Carrie Fisher, Margot Kidder, on another plane Princess Leia chillin out up there with Louis Lane Oh Kenny Baker R2D2 you were brave and true Garry Kurtz we remember you as crew course we do Produced Star Wars movies what a dude Oh Servalan, we loved you as Blake’s Federation boss, So Smart and cool and powerful Your passing is our loss From Blake’s seven to Star Trek we can Tell you all this day That we miss you Anton Yeltchin, Leonard Nimoy, and Ricky Jay Deborah Watling, Jon Paul Steuer Gone away. The final verse is dedicated to a special man His superhero franchise grew from such a lowly plan Your ideas meant, we saw you in the movies and TV We will never forget you Stan Lee, Stan Lee You’ll forever live on in our memory   Coding Carol Lyrics: Silent screen, holy night No more lines left to write Syntax perfect, program compiled Low-key wired in, everything filed Code in heavenly peace, yeah Code in, heavenly peace   Silent screen, holy screen Soft fans whirr on my machine Crypto mining so quiet and true All the work done on my GPU Code in heavenly peace Code in heavenly peace   Silent screen holy chair Friends online, always there Called all arguments everything works Signing out of mechanical Turk Shutting down is so sweet Time to get something to eat     Oversharer's Carol I took a picture of my food  And it looked pretty sweet I’ll post it up on social media Cos everyone must see I took a picture of my house Location clear to see So now when I say I’m away I’m susceptible to burglary   I like to share my every thought And all my best friends news I posted carol wanted a divorce Before her husband knew And when you tell me a secret I’ll blurt it out online But I’m still shocked when I get blocked For the seven hundredth time

At this time of year, many of us turn our backs on local shopkeepers, and opt for online retail giants instead. But no crime goes unpunished, and without a heavy basket weighing us down and wielding money that may as well be pretend, it's all too easy to get carried away. Welcome to our online shopping late capitalism retail crisis song. For this and much more, check back on Thursday 20th with a Christmas special that's bursting at the seams. Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss future episodes of your favourite topical musical tech comedy show, This Week: The Musical.  

Welcome to the first ever episode of This Week: The Musical, a new show where The 2 LJs musically enhance the week’s tech news and social media stories in song. Ever wonder how the Spice Girls would sound if Victoria Beckham was replaced by an android? Or what Pikachu *really* sounds like, when no one’s listening? Plus lighthearted analysis and against-the-clock innovation. This week’s special guest is formidable AI technologist and sculptor Gretchen Greene. The Two LJs are LJ Rich and Leila Johnston.