What’s the MATR

We’re back for season four and what a doozy we have for y’all! Have you watched MIDSOMMAR? If not, go watch it now and come back and listen to us try to make sense of the world After having watched it!

A special episode where Vee and Lee discuss Buffy, Angel, the Buffy comics and a billion other tangents. Warning - this episode contains a lot of colourful language and discussions about wangs and boobs. You have been warned.

In the last episode of Season three Vee and Clark talk about The Wedding Singer and Adam Sandler in general.

Zombies! Suspense! Emotions! Piece of turd business man! Train to Busan has it all! Join a pain killer addled Vee and a normal Clark as they discuss this amazing Korean Zombie flick. Michael Sheen is mentioned.

The third week of THE RANTENING brings us to another satire - 2012’s Cabin in the woods! Join Vee and Clark in going way too deep into everything that’s going on in this movie. We also call Chris Hemsworth - Liam a few times...  A little Michael Sheen talk but no Sheen trivia because apparently Clark hates it and prefers to talk about IKEA (boooooo).

What’s your favourite horror movie? In the second week of the RANTENING , Vee and Clark discuss the meta horror movie that started the meta horror movies craze of the mid to late 90s. Some wang talk and Michael Sheen trivia is back!

What’s this? An episode actually on time?  This week Vee and Clark discuss Rosemary’s Baby - very excitedly... Fair warning, if you’ve seen this movie, you’ll know that it deals with pretty heavy themes, so listen at your own discretion.

Hwitches! Terrifying kidnappy paintings! Rowan Atkinson getting it on with a hotel maid!... wait what?   join us!  

Hoo Boy, the Matrix huh? Vee and Clark rant about the movie and all the crazy ass stuff that was borne from it. Less wang and ass talk than normal.   enjoy.

Vee and Clark talk about Amazon prime’s The Boys. rambling happens...spoilers happen (for the show not for the comic) something about balls is discussed.... Michael sheen is only slightly mentioned.

Vee and Clark discuss the movies and tv shows they’re looking forward to... less chaotic than last episode but still some mentions of Michael Sheen’s butt. warning for spoilers and colourful language as always.

Vee and Clark discuss the 6 part Amazon Prime series Good Omens... It... it degenerates quickly and we are not sorry, enjoy.

Meaning of life!   in a car!    Its only Hwafer thin!

Season three! We’re back after our totally planned hiatus. We are very organised and took a well needed break... here’s more movie raaaaaants.   This week’s topic - labyrinth, Bowie’s junk, the creepy vibes of the movie and other nonsensical screechings. Enjoy!

This week, we tiredly gush about Galaxy Quest. We should have called the show “What the Gush?” But we may have attracted a different following. Anyway, what was I saying? ... Enjoy the episode! -Vee and Clark

What’s that? You want an episode where Vee and Clark are tired beyond all reason. Wish granted, you’re welcome.

Discussion about the first 6 episodes of Netflix’s Love Death plus Robots. Sonnie’s Edge Three Robots The Witness Suits Sucker for Souls When the Yoghurt took over   no death match this week.

We’re back! ... you didn’t even know we were gone, did you? How rude... here’s an episode of us ranting about Shaun of the Dead.

A short message from Vee (recorded from the inside of a tuba apparently).  

Vee and Clark discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing! And of course all sorts of other tangents that vaguely relate to ... The Thing.   Villain Deathmatch : Freddie Kruger VS White Walker

These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles! Join Vee and Clark in discussing but mostly quoting Spaceballs.   Villain Deathmatch : Magneto VS Sephiroth

*INSERT IMPERIAL MARCH* Yes. Star Wars: a new hope. THE Star Wars. Vee and Clark discuss it this week. may the force have mercy on us.  

Vee and Clark go on about Little shopof horroers or something... then fight about who would win between a Xenomorph and Skeletor. Join us. 

Vee and Clark ramble on about the tv shows that shaped their childhoods. Also, part one of VILLAIN DEATHMATCH : BORG VS THE TERMINATOR End credits Materia Primoris : the X-files theme (techno remix)

JOHNNEYYYYYYY  Vee and Clark talk about the 1997 box office flop (but cult hit) STARSHIP TROOPERS. Fair warning though... there is accidental cultivation of some catchphrases here.   “Johnny, I’m dying” and “sphincgina” stickers will be available VeeGiggity.com on the March 2nd.  

----more----Vee and Clarke discuss the history behind Sesame Street and the memorable characters that stick to us even as adults.  

Have you watched Kingdom on Netflix yet? Watch it now and then join Vee and Clark as they deep dive on everything Kingdom! Even if you haven’t seen it, this episode goes through the whole first season!

A lost episode from 2017 before we started uploading, Vee and Clark vent about the movie Colossal which was advertised as one thing and ended up being something completely different.

Vee and Clark are back with a new season of ramblings and rants! This week, we delve into the magical world of the Princess Bride! Is Buttercup actually the queen of slime? Who knew Christopher Guest didn’t look like Christopher Guest when he has facial hair? Something about Will Smith for some reason? Join us for the rambling.

Bonus episode! Clark, Vee and special guest Zapper the Cowboy list all the movies and tv shows you should be watching each Christmas.   Christmas porn parodies may make an appearance...   Happy holidays from What’s the MATR, we'll be back in January!

On the last episode of Season 1, Vee and Clarke drink bourbon and discuss game of thrones with their usual tangents.   Also avocados for some reason.    A possible xmas episode coming soon...otherwise, back in January for season 2!

After watching Bohemian Rhapsody, Vee and Clarke word vomit at eachother trying to sort through the feelings that the movie made them feel.

Vee and Clark go through the tv shows that they can watch over and over again and discuss what makes these shows so rewatchable.

Vee and Clark rant about movies from 1998 and get sidetracked with Porn parodies.   Surprise! We’ll be posting on Tuesdays from now on!

This week, Vee and Clark are joined by Jay and Kay from the That’s our opinion podcast to smack talk everything from reality tv to marvel movies.

This week, Vee and Clark talk (and rant) about everything Zombie, from Movies, Tv shows and even video games.  

This week Vee and Clark discuss the many facets of the 1997 sci fi classic the Fifth Element!... with lots of sidetrack rants... as usual.

Vee and Clark talk about Disney over the years but not about Disney’s recent acquisitions as that will probably get its own episode.

After a cold harsh winter of technical difficulties, Vee and Clark are back with the Poddies! Recommending their old and current favourite podcasts, the list is pretty varied. IN THEORY a new episode will be going up every Wednesday.    

Clark is off being a productive member of society so Vee enlists GreenDog and Jeka to chat about the long running TV show Supernatural. New episode goes up Monday.

Vee and Clark relive their childhoods talking about 90s cartoons and other random 90s things.

In the third episode of What’s the MATR, Vee and Clark rant on about the pros and cons of Remakes, Sequels and even spinoffs.  Now with intro and outro music (we personally liked the punch in the face approach where it started as soon as you press play but enough people mentioned it to make it awkward...) Find us on instagram @WhatstheMATR

Vee and Clarke discuss the movies they watched as kids that still haunt them to this day. SPOILER ALERT... so many spoilers.

In the first episode of what’s the MATR, Vee and Clark discuss the movies they find rewatchable and rant a bit about why.