Whitey and Mark Rise Again

How can it be a virtual draft if it's a real draft?  Are they really new uniforms if they look just like the old ones?  And what was the Joker thinking?  Also, a look at how good the Red Sox could have been on this Jackie Robinson Day. 

Is Something always better than Nothing?  Nope, as Whitey proves in this truncated solo effort!

Now what?  Whitey wants to debate the outcomes of games that will never be played, while Mark ponders whether a virus is an organism or not.  What could be more fun?

Why wouldn't Tom Brady want to be a 49er?  The playoffs shouldn't be enough for the Kings.  And what's it like when your son hits a grand slam against the Yankees?

This year's NBA All-Star Game will be very interesting, but the Kings are not.  And the Astros' apologies were a bad idea -- but one new XFL rule in particular is not?

What the Kings need (look how good they were when they had it!), welcome Wiggins, and -- does the Kreidler Kasino take XFL bets?

Breaking down the 49ers' Super Bowl breakdown, Whitey and Kreids disagree on the Niners' end of half approach.  Another Cover 3 collapse -- is that a thing?  

How Sacramento fans saw Kobe at his Kobe-ist, and who's legacy would be lifted the most by a Super Bowl win?

Wait, Whitey's leaning towards ... the Chiefs?  Why this 49er team feels like the old 49er teams, and Mr. Baseball rants and raves about this year's Hall Of fame voting.

Somebody's picking the Packers (and the points).  Are baseball's lines on cheating as clear as we think?  And what's this about a Whitey video going viral?

The 49ers have already made history, thanks largely to their FABB Four, with rematches coming up in both Conference Championship games.  But is that a thing? 

This one's really not about the quarterbacks!  And Mark sings the praises of the Seahawks' road record while Whitey explains the fundamental difference between the Kings and the Warriors.

Whitey and Mark are back in podcast form for the New Year!  Find out why so many people say they've done for sports talk what Bob Kraft did for cheese, and what Bob Dole did for pineapples!

Which current QB could be the best dropback passer of alltime?  Can going straight anti-Kreidler pay off for Whitey in Leapin' Lines?  And wait -- somebody's picking the Rams?  Plus the debut of the never-to-be holiday classic, "Larry Claus".  Happy Holidays!

A Black Monday for NoCal sports fans?  Blame it on MadBum.  Jameis' new passing record -- Is That A Thing?  Plus, a BengalGate Question For Kreidler.

What are the four things future football scholars will judge Jimmy G. on?  Why arguing about how good he is makes as much sense as arguing about how good a meal was before you get to the restaurant.  And Mr. Baseball breaks down the Giants' Winter Meetings moves.  

Which questions did Jimmy G. answer in New Orleans?  When do the 49ers get their first signature win at Levi's -- or have they already got one?  And are the Seahawks actually the Fraudhawks?

Despite Moby's best efforts to disrupt the proceedings, Whitey and Mark explain why the 49ers will beat Saints, while also examining the origins of the old saying, "You can't go wrong betting on Trubisky".

How much more perilous does yesterday's loss to Baltimore make the 49ers' road to post-season success?  Would the Patriots really bring back Antonio Brown?  And is the player the NFL suspended for gambling a client of the Kreidler Casino and Car Wash?

Are the 49ers ready for one of the toughest three-game stretches ever?  Who are the 10 greatest coaches ever?  And should "Questions For Kreidler" end ominously, or on a note of optimism?

The Niners and the Raiders are in great shape it would seem,and Jimmy G,'s terrific ('til he throws to the wrong team).Richard Sherman's latest theory -- is he perhaps right?And let's not overreact to that brawl from Thursday Night.

Who's to blame for the 49ers' heart-breaking defeat?  What does the loss do to the NFC playoff picture?  And the "screen assist" -- Is That A Thing?

Whitey and Mark disagree over how many points the 49ers will beat the Seahawks by and whether Phillip Rivers is like a bad omelette.  

Are the 49ers the class of the NFC?  Mark's all in but not Whitey -- who's judgement may be clouded by Frankenstein issues.  And are the Kings 0-4, or 4-0?

Why don't the 49ers score more touchdowns?  Could the start of the NBA season be any more frightening for the Kings and Warriors?   And the NFL matchup that has Whitey and Mark even more deeply divided than usual. 

The 49ers take Whitey's advice and land a big-name receiver.  How much better does he make them?  And it's NBA Opening Night -- how does anybody not pick this team?  Plus Mr. Baseball's 46th Annual World Series Preview -- why does he say Nats and Astros will put people to sleep?

Sure they won again, but how do the 49ers keep Jimmy Garoppolo from turning into Jim McMahon?  Warriors or Kings -- which is the more likely playoff team?  And here's a "Question For Kreidler" -- how in the name of Barry Switzer did the Sooner Schooner tip over?  

Buddy Hield's unhappy about his new contract offer.  Should he be?  Kyle Shanahan's taking shots at his old employer -- what's his angle?  Plus -- Loma Prieta memories, 30 years later.

Why should we care if the Nats are in the World Series -- and what's up with those baseballs that don't go anywhere?  Mr. Baseball has all the answers.  Yeah, sure.  Plus the new Biggest Lie Of The NFL Season.  And of course, J.G. Wentworth vs. Limu Emu and Doug!

Hoping some horrible NFL officiating distracts people from the equally-horrible football picks they made last week, Whitey and Mark explain the genius of the 49ers' rebuilding plan and debate whether Kyle Allen is a thing or not.

Why the 49ers' unbeaten streak hangs by a thread, quelling the ludicrous Patriot chatter, and Mr. Baseball's* LCS picks.  Plus, how a guy the Kings drafted may be ready to make his NBA mark -- as a Warrior.  And can anybody remember how the "Questions For Kreidler" theme goes?

Whitey explains why what Richard Sherman says was ... essentially true.  Mark takes the 49ers shopping for a wide receiver.  And are the Kings better than the Warriors?  Now that's a Question for Kreidler!

The 49ers' and Raiders' true identities, revealed!  Why "Handshake Gate" matters, and how to beat the unbeaten Niners.  And are the A's really Vegas-bound?  Only Mr. Baseball knows for sure.

The 49ers had a bye week to remember, but we'd all be wise to heed the Lessons Of Week 4 in the NFL.  And Mr. Baseball explains why the A's will finally make some post-season noise!  

Can the 49ers really be one of the NFL's Top 10 teams?  Is the offense of the future becoming a relic before our very eyes?  And Bochy wouldn't go there next year ... would he?  Mr. Baseball seems to think he will!

How good are the 49ers, and why is Whitey demanding an apology from Mark this time?  Would you rather be the NFL coach who's bad call cost his team the game, or the NFL coach who needed stitches after catching a pigskin in the face?  And did 'Game Of Thrones' deserve the Best Drama Emmy even though it finished up with the most disappointing season since the 2017 SF Giants?