Wholesome Addiction - We talk porn, erotica & sex with no side of guilt.

Hey, we sometimes do what we said we'd do. This isn't one of those times but we did try. Bear with us we are getting it done. Also we talk boobs and sex and stuff.

At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perfume a crazy boob tattoo lady and, of course, John Wick. Yep, you didn't ask for this but we did it anyway because - you're welcome.

I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promise this time out is a lot of audio - that and Sean and Jake have a bit of a breeding kink - who knew?

Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who used to take care of Sean are now famous on Tik Tok - also the police were there.

Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.

The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and I'm gonna guess its going to be painful to listen to. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this one. The way is shut! 

We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of candy canes, I fear no policeman. So sayth the waitress. Also Iceland be crazy you guys, I'm not kidding about that.

Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. Vegans get no respect; that is correct. Remy Lacroix is still super hot. 

Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll that's how we roll.

We actually had a bunch of news and admin stuff plus some letters to read this cast - we did none of it. Instead we had real conversation about real stuff and did what we do best, veer off into the weeds. Strap in boys and girls we get into it with the desert of the real!

Get on her level son! No really she's way up there, like 8 feet tall at least. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna scale that tower like a man or let her pass you by? Well we know Sean's answer but how about the rest of you?

Have you ever stumbled upon waffles in the wild? Perhaps pancakes are your thing? Either way, we recommend eating them with someone spicy. Please join us for Baked Alaska and blowdryers by state, all under the supervision of our own mistress of air and darkness. Yep, buckle in kids its gonna be a show.

We cover super timely news, Rita tells us how to keep beef under control and Sean goes to a strip club. We've pretty much got it all this cast. 

Welcome to cast 600. Thats right my friends we have been doing this cast so many times the odometer kicked over with some zeros behind it again. We love you and thank you for listening. 

Welcome to the show this week and as always we thank you for being here! This week We take a look at Bonnie Blue and her challenge to sleep with over one thousand men at a time. Thats a lot of swinging cods in one place. We also have a few other news items and though Jake could not be on mic this week Abby joined us!

We are so excited to have Todd from Yanks.com on the show this week! We were very excited to hear what was going on over at Yanks as its Amatuer girls playing on camera that is one hundred percent produced by women. Yep, to say the least we were into it! With Sean out this week Beef, Rita and a rather sick sounding Jake lead the way and did great! We can't wait for you to listen!

Join us this week as we welcome back Brad Guigar to the show! It's been a bit since we had Brad with us but as always he was fantastic to talk to and we cover everything from the state of modern NSFW art to truck nuts because that's just how we roll!

Is there a guest this week? Strangely no, there is not but that's only because we had a doubleheader with the Bonus cast and had to record and have Sean quick-turn the bonus for you guys to enjoy. In the meantime we got Abby back for this week and have a full crew for you to enjoy! 

We are tickled to death to talk to our guest Gal Mariya this week. She is thoughtful and unbelievably well-spoken so basically, the opposite of your boys. However, we did have a great time talking with her about what she has going on and human sexuality in general. 

We didn't know what to expect when guest Piper Press joined the cast today. What we got was a perfect time. Piper turns out to be a mommy with the sexy appeal of a milf, dirty talk, and an astonishingly keen mind. As you might expect Sean and Jake were super into it and a good time was had by all! We can't wait for you to take listen!

This week on the show we feature the lovely and talented guest Nicole Aria who has skills we can't believe - also she loves dogs which means we love her.

What does it take to get Sean's attention? As it turns out that's pretty simple just be a bit shattered in the brain and he's in. However we do cover other things in this episode like the Balldo! Yep, not kidding, you won't believe what you are supposed to do with it and all three guys and the girl on the show said - no

As we gather in this special time of year we remember that Diddy is going to jail and there are 4 quarts to a gallon. Also Porn Hub is going to be less relevant as they continue to ban states in general. 

We gather today to Push out some content and be merry. Although it has nothing to do with the holiday season we are still merry and back in action doing a show for you - the awesome listeners! We love you guys!

We are all back for the cast this time out and are eager to get into a few topics. We cover a little about a lot: wound care, North Korean porn (again) high heels and waxing. Yeah, we'll get it done this week. @khakies ya'll.

Jake and Sean press on this week as they have no other restrictions on them and no Beef telling them to wrap it up. What we did learn is that folks will be folks when they have the chance and go crazy for the sexy time. Who knew?

So we are a victim of scheduling this week so several things happened at once. Sean was out because of work scheduling and Beef and Jake rose the occasion to knock out a cast being the heroes that they are. 

We have a full cast plus guest SP this week to describe what we got up to during the meetup in Indy a few weeks ago. 

We are actually on location in Indy this week if everything goes well so we recorded this cast ahead of time. We only do it because we love you, well, you, Ripley, and Sarah Conner. 

Come children and hear how the bandicoot crashes. We also tackle little men in canoes and plastic surgery. We almost could be accused of staying on topic. I know it could clever ruse and we run off the rails the entire but you'll have to take that chance!

We have Beef and Rita back this week from their world tour and get right down to business doing some listener letters. Okay, so when I say right down to business I mean after some Waffle House talk and various other things. But after that, we brushed our teeth and it was straight to bed with us mister!

Greetings programs, it's just Jake and Sean holding down the fort this week and all I can say is thank the sexy heavens for Bond Girls. Also, we actually do get through quite a few news items - well for us anyway. Somewhere between 2 and 100, I'll let you guess what the number is.

Oh yeah guys, Diddy is going to jail is going to stay in jail unless he gets the same dream team level of lawyers that OJ got. Even so, we are pretty sure that dude has seen his last time as a free man. 

Sean is out this week and Beef is in charge - may all that's unholy help us. So this week we have a great chat about slaps to the face and how to talk to your partner about porn amongst a host of other related topics because Beef is here steering the ship as it were.

Beef is not here so we found out that Rita is also a member of ramblers anonymous. If you didn't know, now ya know. 

We are so excited to talk to the tiny powerhouse that is Haley Spades! She's effervescent and as fun a guest as you could ever expect to have. Join us as we trip the rift with Haley and hear about her life starting out as a dancer in New Orleans and moving on to being a full-on adult performer!

I can't remember what we did in this cast but it is a cast! Honestly I edited this a week ago and didn't make any notes because I suck. But on the other hand its a cast!

We often wonder what the generations down the line are going to be working with when it comes to snuggle time and human relationships. In this episode we cover a lot of ground from Rosie the robot to the chances that half of France will be from pole-vaulting animal in the future.

Recon Rita is in the house not only to help with some Urban Dictionary theatre but also to run down some news with us. Beef and Sean do their normal act of appearing almost human. 

So amongst talk of otter girls and Russian bullets we have a man. This man put an eel somewhere he shouldn't have and then plugged up the entrance. The eel felt he had no choice and began to try and find a way out. Yep, its what you think it is. 

This week out we cover a multitude of topics from suits of BDSM infamy to mags that have survived the wilds for decades. Yep, a pretty rounded cast all in all. 

You know its going to be a fun cast when we open up the mailbag and ponies are there again. I mean, it is Jake's favorite after all. It's right up there with sounding for Beef. Whatever it is we can't get enough. Okay, that's not true, Beef, Jake, and Abby have had their fill I suppose. 

This week we are vegan but back in the saddle. While Beef is out living his best life discovering old buildings and what is left inside them Jake and Sean test Abby's patience by doing our typical musings on found-forest-mags and life in general.

Today our friend SP gave us a great gift! We have always wanted a greatest hits show but that would take so much time to put together that it is almost impossible. Enter our friend SP who shouldered the task. For weeks and possibly months he combed through the first ten episodes of Wholesome Addiction stitched it together for us then had our resident succubus-at-large - Laila - host it for us. Please tip your hat to our friend and brutha in the Discord server when you can. He is, and has always been, a man of quality!

This week we were out and Abby took up the mantle and decided that will not stand - so she read you guys a story. It is awesome!

This week we are joined by one of THE most fun guests we've had in a while! Dahlia is Dopey joins us and is incredible from the word go. Not only does she deliver with Beef in their love of horror movies but she is a full-on geek like us! We love her and we bet you will too!

Sometimes we forget of the cast that there are folks out there that haven't been along for the same ride as us for the last 12 years. When we find one they are treasure. Recon Rita describes such a person to us and we are stoked!

I didn't see some of this coming. We hit the ground running this week with talk of Walton Goggins and the car started to lose traction around love songs. By the time we got to Abby's hate of all things basketball, I think we were way past Tokyo drifting and into a spin but hey, that's about normal for the likes of us. 

We are old, except for Abby. We are cranky, except for Abby. We are also here for it this week for a great show, except for Beef who wanted to be elsewhere. Yep, that's right, we were holding Beef up this time on the show which makes him oh so friendly and happy when he chimes in. To be fair, Jake and Sean talked for nearly 40 minutes before we started so he DID have cause. Join this week for crankiness and castor oil!

I know, I know, its hard to believe but we have finally found something that Jake can't handle - Pony Play. Beef follows up quickly with a hard pass as well and I can't figure out for the life of me what the two of them are on about. Pony girls are hot right? Right?

This week on the cast we are back with Mother's Day and dirty talk. Wait that sounded bad, let me try that again, Mother's Day full stop. Then afterwards we talk about sounding sexy with different accents. Okay, perhaps that sounds better. We also do some letters and we get kudos from a 20-year-old blue-haired girl.