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May and Neo explore the garish horror and euphoria of horror, exploitation, and psychedelia from the past and analyze for your listening pleasure. Enjoy.

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    • Nov 27, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Your Take is Excrement | Rocky Horror Picture Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 64:04


    We are back and this time we are coming the iconic Rocky Horror Picture Show! See what our two hosts have to say about this unhinged musical! Check out our sponsors at:

    Your Take is Excrement | We Still Hate Kevin

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2022 73:08


    Because we hate ourselves and each other we return to Kevin Smith! This time instead of talking about any Kevin Smith movie anyone has seen we are talking about Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and Clerks 3.   Check out our sponsors at:  

    Your Take Is Excrement | Full Metal Jacket

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 64:24


    We return with video!!! This week we continue the vague trend of talking about war films with Full Metal Jacket, so give your self a derogatory nickname and hop into crap camp!   Check out our sponsors at:

    Your Take is Excrement | Come and See

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 70:00


    After an unintentional hiatus we are back with our overall most requested movie! Join us as we talk about war, the human experience, and some big news in our lives!   Check out our sponsors at:

    Your Take is Off Topic | True Crime Lies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 70:23


    Join us this week for our final mess around episode! We talk about true crime, cartels, and much more. This week we also have a video component so if you want to see that come check us out on youtube!   Check out our sponsors at:

    Your Take is Off Topic | Catgirl Mel Gibson

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 58:06


    This week we cover a broad range of topics, from Chris Kyle to Catgirl Mel Gibson, we hope you'll join us and enjoy this episode!   Check out our sponsors at:

    Your Take is Off Topic | Movies & Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 68:19


    Join us this week as we continue our off season. We start off talking about movies and then immediately veer off topic. I think I see a trend developing.   Check out our sponsors at:

    Your Take is Off Topic | Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 61:48


    This week marks the start of a mini series we are going to do about off topic subjects we want to tackle. Or make fun of, or throw in random commentary, who knows where we will end up!   Check out our sponsors at:

    Joker | Episode 40

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2022 67:52


    It is time for the peak of simga movies, Joker! Join us as we finish off the season strong!   Check out our sponsors at:

    American History X | Episode 39

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 62:16


    This week we dive into a movie about deradicalization, and oh boy was this a rough watch.     Check out our sponsors at:

    Call Me By Your Name | Episode 38

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 61:51


    This week we cover a film about peaches, also a relationship in Barcelona, also kind of about grooming, there is a lot so hop on in and get ready for takes!   Check out our sponsors at:

    300 | Episode 37

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022 61:43


    This week we have for you, our audience, a unique pull for this season. We are going after Snyder and his movie 300! Buckle up for all kinds of discourse, from historical rants to comics!       Check out our sponsors at:

    Drive | Episode 36

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2022 77:51


    Throw on your scorpion jacket, get a toothpick, buckle up and get ready for some Drive takes! Guaranteed to make you both a real human being and a real hero. And a real human being.       Check out our sponsors at:

    Fight Club | Episode 35

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2022 70:47


    We were bound to jump onto this landmine eventually, but today we dive right into to Fight Club! Come listen to all our Chuck, Brad Pitt, and cult takes! Spoiler alert, they are hot.       Check out our sponsors at:

    Baby Driver | Episode 34

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2022 62:04


    Today we dive into Edgar Wrights contribution to Sigma movies. On a side note why are some many of these about cars? Anyhow we got the hottest takes so come on in and listen!     Check out our sponsors at:

    High Fidelity | Episode 33

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 66:56


    Join us for the ultimate music sigma male movie. This subset of simga is often found stalking the mu board on the site which shall not be named.      Check out our sponsors at:

    Falling Down | Episode 32

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 70:27


    We move onto our next stop on the path of the Sigma, Falling Down. What will we think of the sigma film for dads? Its time to find out!       Check out our sponsors at:

    American Psycho | Episode 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 63:58


    Its time for a new season, a new focus, but the same level of spice on them takes! Join us as we talk about American Psycho and explore how this movie has aged and been interpreted!         Check out our sponsors at:

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | Episode 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 64:55


    For the season finale of this season we picked an absolute unhinged movie, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas! Join us as we discuss Terry Gilliam's adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson's book. Where will we fall on this polarizing movie?     Check out our sponsors at:

    Frontier(s) | Episode 29

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 62:40


    This week on our journey around the cinematic globe we arrive at France! Join us as we discuss the 2007 movie Frontier(s) and deliver only the spiciest of takes. (As is now tradition at this point we also tack on Serbian Film takes)     Check out our sponsors at:

    Ichi the Killer | Episode 28

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 59:44


    We are back, and more unhinged than ever! We follow A Serbian Film up with another edge shock movie, Ichi the Killer. Find out what we think about this Yakuza flavored edge!       Check out our sponsors at:

    A Serbian Film | Episode 27

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 63:04


    Y'all saw this one coming from a mile away, but today is the day we dive into A Serbian Film! It sure is spicy!   P.S. Sorry about our allergies, we are getting our asses kicked.     Check out our sponsors at:

    The Wall | Episode 26

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 50:55


    This week the gang covers the Pink Floyds dip into film. The film is a take factory so join us to see what takes it pulled out of us!     Check out our sponsors at:

    The Northman | Episode 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 58:22


    Fetch a horn of ale and gather around the halls fire, May and the catboy are here to talk about Robert Eggers latest period piece.       Check out our sponsors at:

    Boogie Nights | Episode 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 65:57


    May and the catboy finally get to a Thomas Paul Anderson movie, and have been gifted with takes. Join us for the freshest hottest takes on the market!     Check out our sponsors at:

    Sante Sangre | Episode 23

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 56:42


    We return to Jodorowsky with his film Sante Sangre! Where his other movies covered just about everything under the sun we dive into one of his first movie to really hyper focus on one thing. Join us to hear our takes about it!     Check out our sponsors at:

    The Night of the Hunter | Episode 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 59:25


    Today we discuss Citizen Kanes forgotten contemporary Night of the Hunter! This movie sure has takes, and boy do we have takes about the movie (like how knuckle tattoos are rad).   Check out our sponsors at:

    Wet Hot American Summer | Episode 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 57:41


    We looked at the Kevin Smith cinematic universe, now time to look at the antithesis of his work. Time to start off Season 3 with a splash!   Check out our sponsors at:

    We Hate Kevin Smith | Episode 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 62:35


    Have you ever wanted to dig deep into the weird incel misogynist zeitgeist? Well look not further than Kevin Smith and what he made.   Check out our sponsors at:

    3 From Hell | Episode 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 58:46


    Why oh why did Rob Zombie make a third movie in the franchise? Why did we watch it? Why did we not turn it off halfway through? All questions answered in today's episode!  Check out our sponsors at:

    Possession | Episode 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 64:46


    This week we took a break from the theme of this season and watched a cult classic, Possession! Join us for the difficult and arduous task of trying to both talk about this movie and trying to figure it out!   P.S. Go buy some pink socks     Check out our sponsors at:

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 | Episode 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 58:00


    We watched the latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre and decided we had to go back to the originals, and when faced between watching a movie with Dennis Hopper and without Dennis Hopper we just have to choose Dennis.   Check out our sponsors at:

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre | Episode 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 67:26


    Come on back to the outskirts of Austin, ol' Leatherface is at it again. The only thing left to do is wonder why did Netflix bring him back? Check out our sponsors at:

    Will We Reject the Devil's Rejects? | Episode 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 55:52


    Its sequel podcast to the sequel of last weeks episode! What will Otis, Captain Spaulding, and gang get up to in this movie? (Its violence) Check out our sponsors at:

    Come on into the House of 1000 Corpses! | Episode 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 62:21


    Damn that's a lot of bodies in the basement. Otis must be working over time or something. Check out our sponsors at:

    We also did not like Hostel | Episode 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 61:31


    We still had a little Eli Roth gas in the tank so we are giving you more takes on his movies! Join us as we discuss Hostel, and if you've seen our episode on the Green Inferno you already know how this one is going to go! Check out our sponsors at:

    We Hate the Green Inferno | Episode 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 63:54


    To celebrate season two of the podcast we watched a pale imitation of Cannibal Holocaust. Oh boy do we have takes overflowing, so chain yourself to a bulldozer and strap in for the takes! Check out our sponsors at:

    Climbing the The Holy Mountain | Episode 11 (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 61:21


    We return to Jodorowsky to talk about what might be the most psychedelic movie ever made. Join us as we prepare to ascend the Holy Mountain in part 2 of this two part series! Check out our sponsors at:

    The Holy Mountain Pt. 1 | Episode 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 62:59


    We return to Jodorowsky to talk about what might be the most psychedelic movie ever made. Join us as we prepare to ascend the Holy Mountain in part 1 of this two part series! Check out our sponsors at: https://ihunt.fun/ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPaz5WsM4baNSsPRUMpcBBoKcVJe8a5_O   Follow us at: https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx https://www.patreon.com/excrement https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU3icEfxZsWGRXGu9EmpzUg

    Blue Velvet | Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 70:05


    It's Daddy you shithead! Where is my episode? Today we talk about David Lynch's Blue Velvet. Will the catboy get it? Will he like it? Find out on this weeks episode! Check out our sponsor at https://ihunt.fun/ https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx https://www.patreon.com/excrement https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU3icEfxZsWGRXGu9EmpzUg

    The Catboy That You Know | Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 65:43


    Once upon a time Ken Russell made a film so sacrilegious Warner Bros did everything they could to destroy the directors cut. That didn't stop May and her Catboy from consuming it and discussing it on a podcast! A big thanks to #ihunt for sponsoring this episode of the podcast! Check out our sponsor at https://ihunt.fun/ https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx https://www.patreon.com/excrement https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU3icEfxZsWGRXGu9EmpzUg

    The May, The Catboy, and the Acid Western

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 64:47


    This week we got six shooters and psychedelia in El Topo! Listen to us discuss Alejandro Jodorowsky's acid western, as we dive into the political and social topics that just ooze from this film. A big thanks to #ihunt for sponsoring this episode of the podcast, be sure to check them out!   Check out our sponsor at https://ihunt.fun/ Join us on twitter at @YourtakeisEx and find us on youtube! https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU3icEfxZsWGRXGu9EmpzUg

    A Trial of Pink Flamingos | Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 58:05


    We have returned from the land of the internet to bring you yet another episode of Your Take is Excrement! We will be covering the quintessential John Waters film Pink Flamingos, and as always the catboy is having a time of it.  https://www.patreon.com/excrement https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx

    Salo or 120 Days of Podcast | Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 57:41


    Join us as we talk about Salo or 120 days of Salo... Another ultra disturbing movie by an Italian director as we continue to lose hope in humanity. By we we mean the catboy. Join us on twitter at @YourtakeisEx and find us on youtube! https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU3icEfxZsWGRXGu9EmpzUg

    May and Catboy and the Generation of Doom!!! | Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 54:33


    Join us as we watch and discuss Gregg Araki's Doom Generation! The gayest straight movie that is both impossible to find and censored to the moon and back. Join us on twitter at @YourtakeisEx and find us on youtube! https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP5pEkqut8w&t=31s

    May and Catboy Present the Kurtcast | Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 62:33


    On this installment of Your Take is Excrement May and her catboy explore Kurt Russell over two movies, The Thing and Bone Tomahawk! We promised Kurt Russell and by golly you'll get a double feature of Kurt Russell. Join us on twitter at @YourtakeisEx and find us on youtube! https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP5pEkqut8w&t=31s

    Catboywife of the Paradise | Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 60:05


    Meow and welcome back to the show! Today May and Neo talk Phantom of the Paradise, a classic cult horror film with a musical edge. Since we're gay, it's perfect for us. Climb aboard! Join us on twitter at @YourtakeisEx  and on youtube! https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU3icEfxZsWGRXGu9EmpzUg

    Take Your Catboy to Cannibal Holocaust | Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 60:39


    Join May a horror aficionado and Neo a horror amateur through a journey through classic horror films. This episode is covering the infamous Cannibal Holocaust, a nasty filthy film that no one should ever watch. But we did... Join us on twitter at @YourtakeisEx  https://twitter.com/YourtakeisEx

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