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Today's show opens with a demonstration on how Democrats have no core values and will only espouse whatever is politically expedient in the moment. Today's illustration comes from comparing the comments of four years ago to where we are today. By the way, the last time I checked, the Constitution hasn't changed in the last four years. It seems the Democrats went out of their way for weeks on end, telling us that preemptive pardons are a gross misuse of the Presidential pardon power and granting them means the recipients are guilty of committing crimes. But, magically, four years later, it doesn't mean that at all and is totally within the bounds of the president to offer. Yet, there are many players on the Left who were left out of Biden's circle of protection. It will be interesting to see what happens to them and the in-fighting that may result. Donald Trump was busy on his first day, signing around 200 Executive Orders, most of which reversed the bad policies of the Biden era. While doing so, he also spoke freely to the press, bouncing around the room and jumping from topic to topic with ease. Some of his other accomplishments include removing us from the WHO, establishing there are only two recognized sexes within the federal government, put a pause on all foreign aid and ICE is busy executing their deportation mission. Moreover, Trump has opened up his war on the Deep State by the revocation of clearances to the 51 spies who lied. He wasn't kidding when he said he was ready to hit the ground running on day one. Finally, as we discuss “Day One,” Fox's Peter Doocy asked Trump if he was really a dictator for only one day? With a contemplative look, he said, “No.” He said he has too much respect for the election and the people who voted. It's a definite change in tone from when he was Trump 45 to where he is now as Trump 47. Please take a moment to rate and review the show and then share the episode on social media. You can find me on Facebook, X, Instagram, GETTR and TRUTH Social by searching for The Alan Sanders Show. And, consider becoming a sponsor of the show by visiting my Patreon page!!

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The recent ruling in the human trafficking case of social media influencer Andrew Tate has been surrounded by a lot of hype on both sides. No, I'm not talking about the prosecutor's office. This all seems to be the Tate brothers vs establishment media. So much bovine excrement has been heaped upon the story that it's hard to find out what is actually occurring here. HBR does not have a position on Tate's innocence or guilt, nor do we support either the attempts at socially executing him with cancellation, or his work as an influencer. We're just here to consider the court's adherence to the principles of due process, or its failure to do so, the importance of that detail, and its implications. We will also discuss media bias against men, establishment media narrative building, and how Tate's example can provide men a way to respond within the legal system when facing false allegations, which might act as a deterrent to future false accusers.

The Keepers are back after a brief hiatus due to…life, and they are ready to jump back into things! KEEPERS KWOTABLES:  “I don't want this to be real!” / “He looks like a day old Thanksgiving turkey.” / “Wacky Japanese stuff.” / “Cool-ass dude movies from the 80s.” / “Agatha all at once.” / “Escape […]

Hosts Barbara Crampton, Catherine Corcoran, and James A. Janisse talk with the Enigmatic Jamie Kennedy about who knows what. It's a riot. So bring your riot gear. PATREON: Check out the BONUS MATERIAL like our COMPLETE UNEDITED RECORDING of this episode and other fun perks for our awesome Patreon Subscribers! JOIN HERE!! https://patreon.com/ScreamDreamsPod Our rad links: https://linktr.ee/screamdreams Welcome to SCREAM DREAMS - THE genre talk show hosted by Catherine Corcoran (Terrifier, Return to Nuke 'Em High), James A Janisse (Kill Count, Dead Meat Podcast) and Barbara Crampton (Re-Animator, Suitable Flesh). We welcome your Feedback - please let us know what you think of the show so far in the comments, suggest any fun nightmare games we might play, as well as future guests you'd like to see on the show! Listen to the Podcast Here! ► https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/scream-dreams Scream Dreams on Social Media:X ► http://x.com/screamdreamspod Instagram ► http://instagram.com/screamdreamspod Tiktok ► http://www.tiktok.com/@screamdreamspod Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/people/Scream-Dreams/61552555076800/ Reddit ► https://www.reddit.com/r/ScreamDreamsPod/ Catherine Corcoran on Social Media: X ► https://x.com/cathercorcoran Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/instacatherinec/ Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/thecatherinecorcoran James A Janisse on Social Media: X► https://x.com/deadmeatjames Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/deadmeatjames/ Tiktok ► https://www.tiktok.com/@deadmeatjames Barbara Crampton on Social Media: Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/barbaracrampton/ X ► https://x.com/barbaracrampton Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen / From Hell / courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/screamdreams/support

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The Football Betting Pod is back as Daniel Jenkins, Sam Ingram, and Daniele Fisichela pull up a chair, a microphone, and numerous best bets from the Scottish Premier League to Serie A for the weekend ahead. Erik ten Hag is in the spotlight after a dismal performance against Spurs. We ask the question: Should we follow the bookies' footsteps in buying into Chelsea as the next best thing since sliced bread? And Sam fights Gary O'Neil's corner when dissecting how bad this Wolves outfit is, whilst Daniele's microscope is intently aimed at early strikes on the continent. Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro  03:20 - Early Goals on the Continent 08:35 - Aston Villa vs Manchester United 14:52 - Napoli in Serie A 20:30 - Chelsea vs Nottingham Forest 28:27 - Marseille vs Angers 34:00 - NEWS  40:26 - Rangers vs St Johnstone 45:50 - Inter Milan vs Torino 52:00 - Plymouth Argyle vs Blackburn 55:45 - BETS RECAP All that and more on this week's episode of the Football Betting Pod, powered by bettingexpert.

As the prophet looks at the future of Jeroboam's dynasty, he doesn't see excitement; he sees excrement.In this episode of Bible Talk, Alex Duke chats with Jim Hamilton and Sam Emadi about 1 Kings 14.

In this 149th episode, Taylor is joined by Reuben to discuss Sasquatch and their possible scat remains.Welcome to the unexplored history and mystery of the Cryptid realm!Join Taylor and Reuben as they uncover and discuss this unknown world of species that is borderline on what's real and impossible.Check out our home base - CryptidClues.ca - for more information on us and our episodes, including access to our blog! Be sure to also check out our Patreon home for early ad-free and exclusive episodes! https://www.patreon.com/cryptidclues--------------------------- The following music was used for this media project:Music: Soundbed#2 by Lilo SoundFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6357-soundbed2License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseArtist website: https://electronicmoods.com/Music: Drama Intro 2 (Döner) by Sascha EndeFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/416-drama-intro-2-donerLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseArtist website: https://www.sascha-ende.deThe following music was used for this media project:"Stay the Course" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Supernatural by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4446-supernaturalLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license"Midnight Tale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Not As It Seems by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4144-not-as-it-seemsLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSkye Cuillin by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4371-skye-cuillinLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseOutro Sound Solo Ep:"Feral Angel Waltz" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Morning Routine by Ghostrifter Official | https://soundcloud.com/ghostrifter-officialMusic promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY-SA 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/Some sound effects from freesfx.co.ukSound Effect by David Dumais from PixabaySound Effect by daub_audio from Pixabay

Hello, my fellow patriots and filthy leftist stalkers! This is Angela's Soap Box, and I say what you're thinking. Please SUBSCRIBE, LIKE this video, COMMENT, and SHARE! Today's Sea Turtle-Killing Plastic Straw goes to:I'M BACK ON THE SALEM NETWORK 1070 THE ANSWER KNTH! MEET MY FIANCE AND BRILLIANT INVESTMENT ADVISOR FRED DITTMAN; LET'S BREAK DOWN THE DNC EXCREMENT SHOW; THE PSYCHOLOGY BEHIND KAMALA HARRIS; MORETHE ANGELA BOX SHOW'S / ANGELA'S SOAP BOX APPLE, SPOTIFY, and IHEART RADIOiHeart: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-angelas-soap-box-88287019/Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/angelas-soap-box/id1591500325Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1J5hSQA0LxkyZLKq9jdsbf?si=203fa05c97204ea8All content: AngelasSoapBox.comSocials:Twitter/Instagram: @theboxthatroxxFacebook: @AngelaBoxPublicTruth: @AngelaBoxEmail:AngelasSoapBox1@gmail.com

Die Industrie entwickelt immer neue Kunststoffsorten als Verpackung. Welche Wege zeigt die Forschung auf im Kampf gegen den Müll? Recycling, Materialforschung und unser Umgang mit Müll: Fast 240 Kilogramm Verpackungsmüll erzeugen wir pro Kopf und Jahr in Deutschland. Gibt es Wege raus aus der Wegwerfgesellschaft? Welche neuen Perspektiven bietet die Kreislaufwirtschaft? Was können wir aus der Geschichte lernen?  Diese Fragen diskutiert NDR Info Wissenschaftsredakteurin Lena Bodewein mit Forschenden aus Norddeutschland - in einer Sonderfolge unseres Wissenschaftspodcasts aus dem Haus der Wissenschaft in Braunschweig. Es geht um Sinn und Unsinn von vielfarbigen Plastikverpackungen, ein Revival der Reparaturkultur und politische Ansätze, um ökonomische Bedürfnisse umweltverträglich nutzen zu können. Denn wir kommen mit dem Podcast auch dahin, wo ihr seid - Live on tape.  Gäste: - Prof. Dr.-Ing. Kerstin Kuchta, Direktorin des Institute of Circular Resource, Engineering and Management der TU Hamburg  - Prof. Dr. Franziska Neumann, Institut für Geschichtswissenschaft an der TU Braunschweig  - Dipl.-Ing. Simon McGowan, Institut für Biokunststoffe und Bioverbundwerkstoffe an der Hochschule Hannover HINTERGRUNDINFORMATIONEN Neumann F.: Vormoderne Recycling-Mentalität? Abfall und Abfallregime im frühneuzeitlichen London. In: Historische Zeitschrift. 2023; 317 (1): S. 63-94. Neumann F.: Ambivalente Stoffe. Lumpen als Rest und Ressource 18. Jahrhundert. In: Historische Anthropologie. 2023; 31 (3): S. 365-382. Neumann F.: The Realm of Cloacina? Excrement in London's Eighteenth Century Waste Regime. In: German Historical Institute London Bulletin. 2021; Vol. XLIII (2): S. 30–56. Neumann F.: Das stille Örtchen. In: Zeitschrift für Ideengeschichte. 2022; XVI (3): S. 57–60. Kuchta K, Guo J, Woidasky J, Auer M, Schmidt J, Pomberger R et al.: Vorstudie - Vergleich innovativer Identifikationsverfahren für Post-Consumer Leichtverpackungen - Endbericht. Hamburg, 2023. 133 p. Kuchta K.: Kunststoffabfälle aus privaten Haushalten erfassen, sortieren und verwerten. In: Porth, M., Schüttrumpf, H., Ostermann, U. (eds) Wasser, Energie und Umwelt. 2023; Springer Vieweg, Wiesbaden. https://doi.org/10.1007/978-3-658-42657-6_30 Fakultät für Maschinenbau und Bioverfahrenstechnik der Hochschule Hannover: https://f2.hs-hannover.de/ Website von Wildplastic: https://wildplastic.com/ Podcast Nachgefragt mit Simon McGowan über Biokunststoffe: https://nachgefragt-podcast.de/2024/05/02/ngf70-thema-plastik-und-biokunststoff/ Mehr Hintergrund zu dieser Folge: https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/info/podcastsynapsen390.html Mehr Wissenschaft bei NDR Info: https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/info/sendungen/wissenschaft-und-bildung/index.html

Die Industrie entwickelt immer neue Kunststoffsorten als Verpackung. Welche Wege zeigt die Forschung auf im Kampf gegen den Müll? Recycling, Materialforschung und unser Umgang mit Müll: Fast 240 Kilogramm Verpackungsmüll erzeugen wir pro Kopf und Jahr in Deutschland. Gibt es Wege raus aus der Wegwerfgesellschaft? Welche neuen Perspektiven bietet die Kreislaufwirtschaft? Was können wir aus der Geschichte lernen?  Diese Fragen diskutiert NDR Info Wissenschaftsredakteurin Lena Bodewein mit Forschenden aus Norddeutschland - in einer Sonderfolge unseres Wissenschaftspodcasts aus dem Haus der Wissenschaft in Braunschweig. Es geht um Sinn und Unsinn von vielfarbigen Plastikverpackungen, ein Revival der Reparaturkultur und politische Ansätze, um ökonomische Bedürfnisse umweltverträglich nutzen zu können. Denn wir kommen mit dem Podcast auch dahin, wo ihr seid - Live on tape.  Gäste: - Prof. Dr.-Ing. Kerstin Kuchta, Direktorin des Institute of Circular Resource, Engineering and Management der TU Hamburg  - Prof. Dr. Franziska Neumann, Institut für Geschichtswissenschaft an der TU Braunschweig  - Dipl.-Ing. Simon McGowan, Institut für Biokunststoffe und Bioverbundwerkstoffe an der Hochschule Hannover HINTERGRUNDINFORMATIONEN Neumann F.: Vormoderne Recycling-Mentalität? Abfall und Abfallregime im frühneuzeitlichen London. In: Historische Zeitschrift. 2023; 317 (1): S. 63-94. Neumann F.: Ambivalente Stoffe. Lumpen als Rest und Ressource 18. Jahrhundert. In: Historische Anthropologie. 2023; 31 (3): S. 365-382. Neumann F.: The Realm of Cloacina? Excrement in London's Eighteenth Century Waste Regime. In: German Historical Institute London Bulletin. 2021; Vol. XLIII (2): S. 30–56. Neumann F.: Das stille Örtchen. In: Zeitschrift für Ideengeschichte. 2022; XVI (3): S. 57–60. Kuchta K, Guo J, Woidasky J, Auer M, Schmidt J, Pomberger R et al.: Vorstudie - Vergleich innovativer Identifikationsverfahren für Post-Consumer Leichtverpackungen - Endbericht. Hamburg, 2023. 133 p. Kuchta K.: Kunststoffabfälle aus privaten Haushalten erfassen, sortieren und verwerten. In: Porth, M., Schüttrumpf, H., Ostermann, U. (eds) Wasser, Energie und Umwelt. 2023; Springer Vieweg, Wiesbaden. https://doi.org/10.1007/978-3-658-42657-6_30 Fakultät für Maschinenbau und Bioverfahrenstechnik der Hochschule Hannover: https://f2.hs-hannover.de/ Website von Wildplastic: https://wildplastic.com/ Podcast Nachgefragt mit Simon McGowan über Biokunststoffe: https://nachgefragt-podcast.de/2024/05/02/ngf70-thema-plastik-und-biokunststoff/ Mehr Hintergrund zu dieser Folge: https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/info/podcastsynapsen390.html Mehr Wissenschaft bei NDR Info: https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/info/sendungen/wissenschaft-und-bildung/index.html

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Hi friends! We've missed you, and hope you have us in your sexy little hearts. This episode: - Insurance Fireside Chat - How to Eat and not die in 2024 - Rinne's a vegan - MINI-Food Crime Segment: Aubbie and the Excrement. We love you! Reach out as always - letseat@mikeyandrinne.com Socials: @mikeyandrinne

When Europeans arrived in the Great Lakes region, they learned from the Indigenous people living there of a route from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico, made possible by a portage connecting the Chicago River and the Des Plaines River. That portage, sometimes called Mud Lake, provided both opportunity and challenge to European powers who struggled to use European naval technology in a region better suited to Indigenous birchbark canoes. In the early 19th century, however, the Americans remade the region with major infrastructure projects, finally controlling the portage not with military power but with engineering, and setting the stage for Chicago's rapid growth as a major metropolis. Joining me in this episode is Dr. John William Nelson, Assistant Professor of History at Texas Tech University and author of Muddy Ground: Native Peoples, Chicago's Portage, and the Transformation of a Continent.  Our theme song is Frogs Legs Rag, composed by James Scott and performed by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under Creative Commons. The mid-episode music is "Water Droplets on the River," composed and performed by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under Creative Commons. The episode image is a photograph of a statue that depicts members of the Kaskaskia, a tribe of the Illinois Confederation, leading French explorers Louis Jolliet and Father Jacques Marquette, to the western end of the Chicago Portage in the summer of 1673. The statue was designed by Chicago area artist Ferdinand Rebechini and erected on April 25-26, 1990. The photograph is under the creative commons license CC BY-SA 2.0 and is available via Wikimedia Commons. Additional sources: “Chicago Portage National Historic Site,” National Park Service. “STORY 1: Chicago Portage National Historic Site/Sitio Histórico Nacional de Chicago Portage,” Friends of the Chicago River. “Portage,” Encyclopedia of Chicago. “The Chicago Portage,” Carnegie Mellon University Libraries Digital Collection. “Marquette and Jolliet 1673 Expedition,” by Roberta Estes, Native Heritage Project, December 30, 2012. “Louis Jolliet & Jacques Marquette [video],” PBS World Explorers. “Cadillac, Antoine De La Mothe,” Encyclopedia of Detroit. “Chicago's Mythical French Fort,” by Winstanley Briggs, Encyclopedia of Chicago. “Seven Years' War,” History.com, Originally posted on November 12, 2009 and updated on June 13, 2023. “Treaty of Paris (1783),” U.S. National Archives. “The Northwest and the Ordinances, 1783-1858,” Library of Congress. “The Battle Of The Wabash: The Forgotten Disaster Of The Indian Wars,” by Patrick Feng, The Army Historical Foundation. “The Battle Of Fallen Timbers, 20 August 1794,” by Matthew Seelinger, The Army Historical Foundation. “History of Fort Dearborn,” Chicagology. “How Chicago Transformed From a Midwestern Outpost Town to a Towering City,” by Joshua Salzmann, Smithsonian Magazine, October 12, 2018. “Chicago: 150 Years of Flooding and Excrement,” by Whet Moser, Chicago Magazine, April 18, 2013. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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A listener asked me How important is excrement? and, well, quite really. So in this stinky episode we talk all about cat poo. What's healthy; what indicates your cat is having an issue; why would your cat poo outside the litter box?

A listener asked me How important is excrement? and, well, quite really. So in this stinky episode we talk all about cat poo. What's healthy; what indicates your cat is having an issue; why would your cat poo outside the litter box?

Welcome back to the Ask a Sex Therapist podcast, where we dive into the taboo topics and provide you with the raw truth about pleasure and intimacy. I'm your host, Heather Shannon, and today we have a captivating and enlightening episode lined up for you. Get ready, because today we're talking about anal sex.In this episode, we'll address common misconceptions and fears surrounding anal play, as well as how to ease into it if you're feeling a bit apprehensive. We'll explore ways to make anal sex not only enjoyable for you, but also for your partner. And let's not forget about the emotional side of this experience, especially the concerns that might arise for women, though this discussion is not limited to any particular gender.One of the main fears that people often have is the concern that anal sex will be painful. We'll address this fear head-on and provide practical advice on how to make it as comfortable as possible. We'll also touch on the societal stigma surrounding anal sex and remind you that your sexual preferences do not define your morality.Additionally, we'll address the issue of differing desires within a relationship. What happens when one partner wants to explore anal sex while the other is hesitant? We'll offer guidance on navigating these conversations and finding a balance that works for both parties.But where do you start if you've never tried anal play before? We'll guide you through a step-by-step process, starting with relaxation techniques and the importance of being physically and mentally turned on. We'll emphasize the vital role of lubrication - remember, it's lube, lube, and more lube! And for those interested in incorporating toys into their exploration, we'll explore different options and discuss the importance of selecting body-safe materials.Lastly, we'll delve into the topic of hygiene and provide practical tips on maintaining cleanliness during anal play.So, grab a cup of tea or your favorite beverage, sit back, and get ready to delve into the world of anal sex. This episode is jam-packed with expert advice, personal anecdotes, and valuable tips that will change the way you view and approach this intimate act.TIME STAMPS00:00:37 Anal sex fears: pain, discomfort, fear of liking it.00:06:24 Options for toys: butt plugs, sizes, Enjoy brand stainless steel, weight, metal ball, movement, size, vibration. Consult toy store employees for advice.00:08:05 Excrement on fingers can cause contamination during sex.00:12:28 Communication and practice can enhance sexual experiences.00:16:01 Embrace pleasure, communicate desires, find sweet spot.EPISODE LINKSNJoy products - njoy – Deluxe stainless steel instruments of pleasure.The Pleasure Chest - Adult Sex Toys Store | The Pleasure ChestLET'S CONNECT! FIND HEATHER HERE ⤵️:Heather's Website - https://HeatherShannon.co Heather's Instagram - https://instagram.com/AskASexTherapist Heather's YouTube - Check out the video version of this podcast & more! - https://www.youtube.com/@AskASexCoach RATE & REVIEW US!Loved this episode? Leave us a review and rating here.

Mais uma semana Neymar vindo aí, rumo ao mês Neymar! Com novas exposições da DM do craque e também tudo sobre a demissão do Manoel Soares da Globo e também no assunto sério, falamos sobre a inelegibilidade do excrementíssimo ex-presidente. Especial Mastercard no Magalu Comprando no Magalu na lista de produtos na descrição, você tem até 25% de desconto na compra à vista com o cartão de crédito Mastercard. Confira aqui GRUPO DO TELEGRAM https://t.me/mauacompanhado Mundo Ed Canal do Edmundo: https://www.youtube.com/mundoed ASSINE O MAU ACOMPANHADO Spotify Apple Podcasts GooglePodcasts Deezer Amazon Castbox Feed REDES SOCIAIS Mau Faccio Príncipe Vidane Mary Joe PRODUÇÃO Jovem Nerd DIREÇÃO Mau Faccio ROTEIRO E CO-DIREÇÃO Príncipe Vidane Soundboard EDIÇÃO Doug Bezerra ARTE DA VITRINE Randall Random CRÍTICAS, SUGESTÕES E COMENTÁRIOS! mauacompanhado@jovemnerd.com.br

New episode! The excrement hits the fan as Dersley casts his judgement over Ryan's episode on Excrement in Scotland during 1600-1650. Featuring new content not included in the main episode. But will His Honour's grading result in Ryan floating to victory or getting flushed with anger? Find out now on... THE VERDICT!    Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:44 Initial thoughts on Ep73 05:16 Groom of the Stool 13:12 Lavatories of the future 20:18 The oldest poop in the world 23:08 Midden Mystery! 26:50 The Verdict 30:25 Outro   Contact: https://linktr.ee/hhepodcast http://hhepodcast.com

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Ryan takes Pete round the U-bend to discover excrement in Scotland in the early 1700s. Find out how storing stools in your front garden could make you big money, how being the King's favourite could leave you lurking in his loo and travel to Edinburgh to discover the nastiness of Nor Loch.      Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:44 Orientation to Scotland 06:48 History of Scotland 12:14 Excrement 18:14 What was like life in Scotland during the early 17th Century? 26:10 Shitting in the Country 35:41 Urban sanitation 44:44 Nor Loch 53:10 Groom of the Stool 01:02:20 Derzolation 01:04:08 Outro   Thanks:  - Richard Oram, Professor of Medieval and Environmental History, at the University of Stirling  - Dr Aaron Allen, Institute for Academic Development, at the University of Edinburgh  - Archaeological researcher, Morag Cross  - Dr Simon Gilmour, Director of Society of Antiquaries of Scotland (www.socantscot.org)   Links:  - Highlanders - Scotland the Brave (https://youtu.be/OTJMRfATKdU)  - National Anthem of Scotland (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LePGv1Pb2L4)  - Home Shopping Club-SPREE Ident 1994 (https://youtu.be/Lk8nwA3yF4k)  - Singing in the Rain for Orchestra (https://youtu.be/SHIKnubmcG4)   Contact: https://linktr.ee/hhepodcast http://hhepodcast.com

Remember folks. No matter how low you've sunk, unless you've fallen asleep taking a dump at walmart, you're doing better than this rando in the stall next to me the other day. Believe in yourself. wwhat's up swingaz? from the tb hq in the grizzly lands of wisconsin, welcome to thralls balls episode 83. I'm woolly, the flippy-flappy evoker, and alongside me are gershom the sassy-ass hunter and bentolas, our resident raw-mogging rogue. How's it going guys? On today's show, we're hitting up that mixed drink of the week (gershom - what is the drink?), playing a little bit of trivia, and even talking about what we'd like to see from dragonriding. But before all that... mixed drink of the week (Gershom - Arcfruit Sangree) -in a pitcher -2 cups pineapple juice -1 cup your choice vodka -bottle rose wine -10-12 quartered strawberries -cut-up pineapple Next week (Bentolas - ?) BFA Pathfinder Requirement https://www.wowhead.com/news/bfa-pathfinder-requirements-now-removed-in-patch-10-0-7-instead-of-10-1-331926 Question of the Week New question, stolen from the @warcraft twitter account: What WoW item can't you live without? Answer in discord Answer on SM @ThrallsBallsPod Answer in email ThrallsBallsPodcast@gmail.com Follow us in the places @Woolly08 @HunterGershom twt @huntergerrshom insta @Bentolas_Outlaw @ThrallsBallsPod twt insta tktk

This podcast is a presentation of The Meow Library.  Today, we present your cat with selections from Norman Mailer's "Truth and Being: Nothing and Time," first collected in The Short Fiction of Norman Mailer (1967). Many consider this to be his finest (e)sc(h)atological work.  An English-language transcript follows:[It] was left for me to return to the rootless disordered mind of our Twentieth Century to the kiss sub cauda and the Weltanschauung of the Medieval witch. The kiss sub cauda: if I had not come to recognize over the years of my career that nobility of form and aristocracy of manner are the last hope of man, I would not explain that sub cauda means beneath the tail, the hole in the highness of the cat, the place the witch would kiss when out she voyaged to visit the Demon, cats being classified by Medieval logic as the trinity of the Devil shaped into One. It is characteristic of revolutionaries, passionate lovers, the very ambitious, the greedy, the stingy, and dogs, to fix on what is excreted by others; it is typical of Narcissists, children, nuns, spinsters, misers, bankers, conservative statesmen, dictators, compulsive talkers, bores, and World War I generals accomplished at trench warfare, to be forever sniffing their own. But the intelligent and conservative among you are annoyed already for there is a tendency to my remarks which you detect with unease, you fear I lead the argument into the alp of the high immoral. I do; but perhaps my aim is to rescue morality.... We are drawn to shit because we are imperfect in our uses of the good. If all we eliminated was noxious, hopeless, used-up or never-intended, it would be a pervert or maniac who found the subject attractive. But not all of what we give away is useless.... Each cell in each existence labors like all life to make the most of what it is or can be, each cell is different, perhaps even so different as one of us from another. So perhaps we do not digest all that is good for us.... The dung of the brave is filled with riches for the fearful: precisely those subtleties, reservations, and cautions the courageous dislike are grace and wit for the coward; the offal of the fool has sweets to accelerate a genius -- a dull mind must reject those goods for fear the head would hemorrhage from unexpected and indisposbale enthusiasms.... But if excrement is the enforced marriage of Tragic Beauty and Filth, why then did God desert it, and leave our hole to the Devil, unless it is because God has hegemony over us only as we create each other. God owns the creation, but the Devil has power over all the waste -- how natural for him to lay siege where the body ends and the weak tragic air begins. Out of the asshole pour the riches of Satan -- these souls of nutrient, these lost cells spurned by the universe of the body they traversed, their being about to be cast into the lower existence of Chance.... Only Chance prospered in the Twentieth Century.... The progression was from man to merde, the Twentieth Century was a rush of all souls to search out shit, to kiss the Devil, to rescue a molecule from the brown of its extinction. For think: we began with the kiss sub cauda, the kiss to the hole of the cat. The cat -- that marriage of grace and cruelty, self-centered, alien, alone, what can the cat use in its food of tender cells, compassionate meats, philosophical greens? It cannot -- the drop of the cat is rich in royal and generous affections; one only has to absorb, and one will love with grace. Bid us farewell, now, with a final kiss sub cauda. And follow us on Twitter.

[mature language and violence] Roy Chambers, self-proclaimed "artist of junk" becomes suspicious about the intricate work of another sculptor. Written and Produced by Julie Hoverson Cast List Roy Chambers - J.D. Lloyd Gwynneth Robinson Molly Tollefson Vivienne - Rhys TM Robert - Mr. Synyster Arturo - Philemon Vanderbeck Solange - Angela Kirby Penelope Cartwright - Kris Keppeler Hank Norton - Powers Chamber 19 Nocturne Theme:  Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com) All other music by Professor Kliq (Creative Commons License) Editing and Sound:   Julie Hoverson Cover Photo:   (courtesy of Stock Xchange.com) "What kind of a place is it?  Why it's an art gallery - can't you just smell the culture?" _________________________________________________________ FOR ART'S SAKE Cast: Announcer Cabbie Olivia Roy Chambers, artist of junk Gwynneth Robinson, gallery owner Robert [ro-BEAR], art critic Vivienne, art critic Arturo, sculptor Solange, a supermodel Hank Norton, grieving brother Penelope Cartwright, psychic Gordie, aspiring young critic OLIVIA      Did you have any trouble finding it?  What do you mean, what kind of a place is it?  Why, it's an art gallery.  Can't you just smell the culture? SCENE 1 MUSIC - PRETENTIOUS GRUNGE/INDUSTRIAL, BUT LOW. AMBIANCE     LOW CROWD MUMBLE ROBERT and VIVIENNE sound bored and disinterested - very, very jaded intellectual.  They are sort of fencing with each other. ROBERT     It's so innovative, it's almost retro. VIVIENNE     Jejune, yet piquant. ROBERT     The raw power of the chain link simply draws the eye. VIVIENNE     The underlying metaphor behind the cracked concrete base is very telling. ROBERT     Trash cans have been overused this season. VIVIENNE     Which is precisely what this piece is trying to say.  It is a commentary on the current state of the art world. ROY     That it's all garbage? ROBERT     [snort of derision] Garbage?  Perhaps to the petty and feeble mind, incapable of looking beyond the component parts-- VIVIENNE     --this one would look at a forest and see trees. [ROBERT AND VIVIENNE chuckle.] ROY     Oh, I understand this piece just fine. ROBERT     Do you?  Do you really?  VIVIENNE     What, then, is this putty-like brown graffitti in its indecipherable scrawl? ROBERT     And that smell - it's almost visceral. ROY     It's crap. ROBERT     You'd best keep your voice down, dear fellow.  The artist is a good friend of dear Gwynneth, our host tonight, and I hear he's actually graced us with his presence. ROY     No- no.  It's actually feces.  The graffitti.  I'm Roy Chambers.  The artist? VIVIENNE     F-feces?  Excrement? ROY     Yup. VIVIENNE     B-but...  doesn't it ... lose pungency after a time? ROY     Of course.  I freshen it up every couple of days.  I hope you don't mind if I don't shake hands. A BEAT OF SHOCKED SILENCE, THEN ROBERT     Well, that does put a new [trailing off] face ...on ...it.  VIVIENNE     Oh, look, they've opened the champagne. SOUND     HURRIED FOOTSTEPS AWAY ROY     [chuckles] GWYNNETH     [sigh] Darling, you'll never sell anything if you keep telling people your work is shit. ROY     [laughs harder]  You know that's not the point.  I just love seeing the look in their eyes.  GWYNNETH     Well, you may have the luxury of not needing to make your way as an artist, but I still need-- ROY     I can always-- GWYNNETH     [indignant]  Write me a check?  Not on your life, handsome.  If I can't make it, I'll fail on my own two feet.  [softening]  But you can buy me dinner.  Again. ROY     [chuckling] I wasn't going to suggest charity - but since I seem to be the one losing you sales on my pieces, you could let me pay rent for the space-- GWYNNETH     I don't understand why you're so down on your art.  [serious] It's good Roy.  It's powerful.  I wouldn't have it in my gallery otherwise... [rowr] no matter how terrific you are in bed. ROY     It makes me uncomfortable, like I'm ... exposing myself. GWYNNETH     That's what makes it so strong-- SCENE 2 SOUND     A COMMOTION IN THE BACKGROUND - SOMEONE YELLING - GETS LOUDER AS GWYNNETH AND ROY APPROACH GWYNNETH     [muttering as she hustles] Oh, goodness, it's not the man enclosed in legos with his winkie hanging out again, is it? ROY     [right behind her] Maybe a critic's seeing eye dog got at the sculpture in baloney. GWYNNETH     Poor dog - that meat's been here a week. ROY     Either one. SOUND     COMMOTION HAS ENDED - JUST HEAVY BREATHING FROM A COUPLE OF GUYS GWYNNETH     [authoritative] What is going on? ARTURO     This ...person... was ...molesting... my statue. ROY     [muttered] Is it the baloney?  GWYNNETH     [muttered] No. ROY     [muttered] The winkie? GWYNNETH     [muttered] Shh.  ARTURO     I demand charges be filed. HANK     I was only-- ARTURO     No one cares what you were trying to do, you philistine! GWYNNETH     Arturo.  ARTURO     Luddite!  Peon! GWYNNETH     Arturo!  Please, calm down.  I promise I shall handle this personally.  ARTURO     [going off] Just make sure he keeps his filthy hands off my beautiful marbles. ROY     [muttered] Maybe his marbles should meet lego man's winkie. GWYNNETH     [trying not to laugh] Ahem.  Now, sir, I'm Miss Robinson - and this is my gallery.  And you are? HANK     [subdued, apologetic, aw shucks] Hank - Henry, that is - Norton. GWYNNETH     What were you doing, then? HANK     The statue - it looks like Lizzie - Elizabeth - my sister.  Just like her.  ROY     That not what she asked. HANK     Well, I was thinking it might be like that old movie where the guy kills people, puts them in plaster and gets famous for his art...  Lizzie's missing, ever since she wrote and said she had a job modeling for this guy.  So I wanted to... check and see... GWYNNETH     [gentle] I don't know the movie, Hank, but I'm pretty sure you can't put someone in marble the way you might with plaster.  It simply doesn't work that way. HANK     No? GWYNNETH     No. ROY     Hank, let's get us a glass of that champagne. GWYNNETH     [stage whisper] Thank you! SOUND     QUICK KISS SCENE 3 MUSIC      A LITTLE TIME PASSES SOUND     EXCITED COMMOTION, CAMERAS GWYNNETH     Oh, god, what is it this time? ROBERT     [in awe] It's Solange.  She's here! VIVIENNE     [going off] If I were only into women... ROBERT     [going off] Me too... GWYNNETH     [sigh, then clearly trying to convince herself] It's good.  Publicity.  I like supermodels. ROY     [coming on] Who--? GWYNNETH     Solange is the latest sensation.  So bloody skinny. ROY     Better keep her away from the baloney. GWYNNETH     [slightly venomous] It would do her good. ROY     I didn't mean her - just the dog. SOUND     FOOTSTEPS AND JINGLE OF DOG HARNESS APPROACH GWYNNETH     Solange, I am honored. SOLANGE     [strange accent] Ah?  Sorree, and you are? GWYNNETH     I'm Gwynneth Robinson.  This is my gallery.  We are truly-- SOLANGE     Where ees Arturo? GWYNNETH     Right over there.  SOLANGE     Take mee to heem, pleez.  SOUND     JINGLE OF DOG'S HARNESS, SCRABBLE OF CLAWS ON FLOOR. GWYNNETH     My pleasure.  My arm is just to your right.  Would you like something to drink?  [fading out]  Perhaps some water for your service animal? ROY     Is that the latest thing - blind models? VIVIENNE     'Differently abled' darling.  You could get sued -- ROBERT     Or at least censured. VIVIENNE     --for use of non-PC language. ROBERT     Besides, with a body like that, who cares if she can see?  And the dark glasses are her trademark - she's never seen without them. ROY     Hmm.  You two seem like just the type I need. VIVIENNE     I don't do threesomes. ROBERT     I do. ROY     No, no - not like that, but [buttering up] you really seem to be in the know... VIVIENNE     Of course. ROBERT     Pity. ROY     This Arturo guy - what can you tell me about him? VIVIENNE     Quid pro quo, dear friend - tell us about you first. ROY     Well...  It's brownie mix - the brown stuff. ROBERT     Re-e-e-eally...?  SCENE 4 MUSIC SOUND      CLUNK OF OVERHEAD LIGHTS GOING OFF GWYNNETH      [coming on, low and sultry]  So.  The lights are off.  The crowd is gone.  And the door is locked against the night.  You know what that means? ROY     Hmm? GWYNNETH      Come on, love.  I need some serious stress relief. ROY     In a moment. GWYNNETH      What is so fascinating about these things?  First that poor little man - now you? ROY     Have you really looked at them? GWYNNETH      Dearest, I don't really look at anything that goes in here, beyond deciding if I think it will sell.  That way lies sheer madness. ROY     How did legoman get in? GWYNNETH      Oh, that. [sigh] I'm still not certain about that one.  ROY     Anyway, these statues - I don't know anything about marble sculpting, but I would assume it's not the easiest thing in the world, even with modern technology. GWYNNETH      I suppose. ROY     Look at the detail here.  The clothes, hair  - rivets in the jeans, even.  Everything is exact.  Perfect. GWYNNETH      So he's anal.  Surely you're not thinking that Arturo whats-his-name has somehow immured people in marble. ROY     Nah.  But I can see Hank's point.  His sister's statue looks - almost alive.  And she's not happy about it. MUSIC SCENE 5 AMBIANCE      RESTAURANT GWYNNETH      Where were you?  I really could have used you at the gallery tonight. ROY     Why?  What happened? GWYNNETH      I asked you first. ROY     [sigh]  I-I was trying to find that artist - the one with the statues. GWYNNETH      And--? ROY     He's harder to track down than ... than me. GWYNNETH      [laughs] Perhaps he's another eccentric with more money than sense. ROY     Hey--!  I thought that was part of my charm. GWYNNETH      No.  I love you.  But I don't make any claim to understand you.  You don't even like your own art. ROY     [slightly uncomfortable] It just comes out that way.  SOUND     A MOMENT OF EATING GWYNNETH      [unpleasantly surprised]  Oh god! Don't look.  It's her.  Just act normal. ROY     What?  Who am I not looking at? GWYNNETH      The commotion.  I mean the woman who caused the- PENELOPE     [off]  Hello! ROY     I think she's seen you. GWYNNETH      Oh, god. ROY     Is there anything I should know before she gets here? GWYNNETH      I'm going to be a coward and duck out for the loo. ROY     About her, I mean.  [beat]  You've got a moment, the maitre d' has her in a headlock. GWYNNETH      [laugh] She claims to be a psychic and made a fuss over Arturo's marbles.  God, I'm seriously regretting ever taking them on. ROY     Why did you?  I mean, looking at his stuff, he could be showcased in the biggest gallery in town, and- [trails off uncertainly] GWYNNETH      Rather than a piddling little upstart like mine?  Oh, hell-  See you! SOUND     GETS UP FROM CHAIR, DASHES AWAY ROY     Chicken. PENELOPE     [slightly off] Miss Robinson! SOUND     CHAIR SCRAPES ROY     She'll be right back.  PENELOPE     [coming on] Oh.  I'm so sorry - I didn't mean to interrupt - are you - you're her beau, aren't you? ROY     I'm her boyfriend, yeah. SOUND     CHAIR SCRAPES, SHE SITS DOWN PENELOPE     I could tell the moment I really looked at you. ROY     [giving her nothing] Ah.  Well.  PENELOPE     Oh, I'm so sorry.  She probably mentioned me, I'm Penelope Cartwright. [confidential]  I'm a certified psychic. ROY     Oh.  Well. PENELOPE     Oh-ho!  I can tell you're a disbeliever, Mr. -? ROY     Don't you know?  You're the psychic. PENELOPE     [laughs]  It's not like that, handsome.  Well, sometimes it is.  Let me see, let me see.  Hmm.  I'm feeling the letter T.  Can I see your hands? ROY     [over-eager] T?  As in Thomas? PENELOPE     [pleased] Aha!  Your palm?  There.  You work with your hands, are you in construction? ROY     [noncommital] Mm. PENELOPE     But there's something else - your money line is a bit baffling.   Very strong - not what I usually see in someone doing manual work.  And something about cats... [Surprised as he snatches his hand away] What?? ROY     Look, Miss Cartwright. You've been right about one thing - and only one thing - I'm a skeptic.   PENELOPE     But, I-- ROY     But, nothing.  I think you'd better go before I feel like embarrassing you in front of Miss Robinson. PENELOPE     Please-- ROY     Go. PENELOPE     [beat]  Very well.  [intense]  But you need to hear this--  [before he can speak]  No!  I have to say it, and if you won't let me wait to tell her, then you have to hear it. ROY     Fine.  Whatever.  Quickly. PENELOPE     The statues - there's something very wrong with them - worse even than that painful installation near the front door with the brown stuff-  I just walked past, and they shouted to me - screamed for help - as if they were alive! ROY     Right. PENELOPE     You don't have to believe, but you must hear me.  I felt such evil in the presence of those poor dear things. ROY     [very sarcastic]  They're... evil statues? PENELOPE     Oh, no.  They're evil's victims. SCENE 6 MUSIC AMBIANCE     STREET GWYNNETH      I can't believe she would do that!  You're such a saint to put up with everything. ROY     Saint?  No.  Just amused by people.  Probably why I like the gallery scene - art folk are hilarious. GWYNNETH      Like Vivienne and Robert? ROY     Who? GWYNNETH      You were talking to them at the gallery last week - after that young man made the fuss over the statues. ROY     Oh.  Bert and Ernie. GWYNNETH      Vivienne IS a female.  I've known her for years. ROY     The way they dress, who could tell?  And who would care? GWYNNETH      Dare I ask what 'the statue whisperer' had to say? ROY     She said they were crying out for help, blah blah blah.  GWYNNETH      Oh, good, now we have two loonies who believe the statues are somehow alive. ROY     Oh, and she apparently hates my work too. GWYNNETH      [joking] Well.  Then she must be normal. MUSIC SCENE 7 SOUND     HEAVY DOOR OPENING ROY     [echoey] Hello? SOUND     ECHOEY FOOTSTEPS, SECOND HEAVY DOOR OPENING ROY     Hello?  I know you're in here. ARTURO     [distant sigh, then, off]  Come on, then - to the left. SOUND     HESITANT ECHOEY FOOTSTEPS, ANOTHER HEAVY DOOR ROY     Isn't it a bit dark in here for a studio? ARTURO     [still distant] You want light?  SOUND     LOUD RUSTLE OF CANVAS, as a heavy curtain swoops to the side. ROY     [reacts to sudden brightness] Jeez!  Good thing I'm not a vampire. ARTURO     [close] You come to steal my secrets? ROY     [jumps, then laughs]  Not my style.  I sculpt from garbage. ARTURO     [disdainful] Yes.  I have noticed.  So why? ROY     You interest me. ARTURO     I thought you were sleeping with our blonde gallery owner. ROY     Um, and you're seeing the supermodel. So? ARTURO     Not that kind of interest?  ROY     [reacts, then] Not very sociable, eh? ARTURO     Hmm.  Perhaps that is why my place here is unlisted and no one visits me.  You have explained a lot.  Feel free to leave. ROY     [beat]  I don't see any materials - working on anything? ARTURO     I am planning.  I don't sculpt here.  It is much too noisy. ROY     The sculpting? ARTURO     The city.  [beat]  And the work.  ROY     Your work is very detailed.  Do you model from life or photos? ARTURO     [a bit odd] From life.  ROY     How do you find your models? ARTURO     Anyone can be a model. [a bit threatening] Perhaps I should ... immortalize ... you? ROY     I'm not that cute. ARTURO     [uncomfortably close]  You don't see yourself clearly.  You're a perfect type - strong, but not silent.  Yet-- SOUND     CELLPHONE RINGS ROY     That's me.  Sorry.  SOUND     CELLPHONE ON ROY     'lo?  Yeah, I'm there now.  No, won't be long.  SOUND     CELLPHONE HANGS UP, TURNS OFF ROY     Sorry about that. ARTURO     [backed off]  Of course.  You are interested in my work - My next major project is a woman.  That is all you will know.  Now leave me. SCENE 8 MUSIC SOUND     DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH, COMPUTER NOISES ROY     I've been doing some googling-- GWYNNETH      [slightly off] You don't even look up.  I could be anyone.  A serial killer? ROY     Reflection in the screen.  GWYNNETH      [close up] Oh, well, then.  [hug and kiss noise] So what have you been googling? ROY     Turning people to stone. GWYNNETH      [sigh] Oh god, not Arturo again? ROY     He creeped me out.  I'm not sure if he was about to kiss me or stab me.  And when he said his next project was a woman - all I could think about was that poor blind girl. GWYNNETH     Yes. [mock sympathy] Poor little skinny bitch blind supermodel. ROY     Right.  So, disregarding the E-L-O song, there are myths all over the place about people being turned to stone.  Gorgons, Basilisks-- GWYNNETH      Medusa-- ROY     --yeah, gorgons-- GWYNNETH      What? ROY     Medusa's a gorgon. Like Dracula's a vampire. GWYNNETH     Fine, so I slept through my classical education.  What have you come up with, then? ROY     Disregarding the mythological crap, then, there are a number of fictional stories dealing with it. GWYNNETH     Why disregard the mythical crap?  ROY     Right.  Have you seen any women wandering around New York with snakes for hair?  Or a giant lizard?  GWYNNETH     Hmm.  [shrug] It is New York.  So you lean towards fiction as being more reliable? ROY     When you put it that way... GWYNNETH     What's the front runner, then? ROY     [very serious] Some sort of alchemical process or machine  that changes flesh to stone.  [laughs]  But it's still nuts.  SOUND     LAST COUPLE OF KEYS BEING HIT GWYNNETH     If you're so creeped out by him, perhaps I should send him on his way. ROY     Nah.  GWYNNETH     Good.  He sells.  [teasing] Unlike some... ROY     Most of your art crowd creeps me out.   A little. GWYNNETH     And me--? ROY     Definitely.  [chuckle] Not. SOUND     SMOOCHING SCENE 9 MUSIC GWYNNETH     [talking on phone]  --shipped out first thing.  Crating and handling will be fairly expensive-- [some talk] --very heavy, yes.  SOUND     TAP ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS QUIETLY GWYNNETH     [covers phone, whispers] just a second.  [back to phone]  I'll email you the invoice, and that should go out this afternoon. SOUND     PHONE HANGS UP GWYNNETH     Can I help you? VIVIENNE     I hate to bother you, but-- [deep breath] GWYNNETH     Nonsense.  Have a seat. SOUND     CHAIR SHIFTS VIVIENNE     Could you perhaps see your way to telling me how to find that sculptor?  The one who does the truly amazing marble statues? GWYNNETH     [muttered] Not another one. VIVIENNE     Huh?  You see, Robert--  that fellow asked him to model, and being the narcissist that he is, he was entirely unable to refuse-- GWYNNETH     Oh.  Um, I might be able to-- VIVIENNE     I don't want to make any trouble, but his partner, you know, blames me-- SCENE A1 MUSIC AMBIANCE     NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY ROY     Hello? PENELOPE     [off, musical] Just a moment! SOUND     RATTLE OF BEAD CURTAIN, FOOTSTEPS PENELOPE     [over the top] Welcome to-- [tone change] oh, it's you.  Come to sneer? ROY     [soft laugh]  No.  I wanted to ask you a few questions. PENELOPE     You saw my sign - it's all entertainment. ROY     It also said this-- SOUND     SLAP OF MONEY ON TABLE ROY     --buys me an hour of your time. PENELOPE     [sigh] It's your dime.   SOUND     MONEY SNATCHED UP PENELOPE     One of many, if I recall your money line. ROY     I want to know what put you onto the statues.  Did a guy named Hank Norton hire you? PENELOPE     Hire?  You think I've been paid-- ROY     Were you? PENELOPE     [sigh]  Yeah, I really love making an ass of myself in public.  Tscha.  If I was that much of a masochist, I'd'a taken up mime.  You may not believe it, but I truly felt something in there.  ROY     Screaming? PENELOPE     It's not that specific.  I have to exaggerate - to translate - when I tell people about my "feelings."  They only want to believe things they can relate to.  I felt ... unease.  Fear.  [sigh]  A definite flavor of more than one mind.    ROY     You were in a crowded gallery. PENELOPE     More than one mind in distress.  Since then- [breaks off] ROY     Yes? PENELOPE     Can you do me a huge favor? ROY     Maybe. PENELOPE     Can you try to hold your laughter until you're back out on the street? ROY     I think so. PENELOPE     I've been having dreams. ROY     [snort] PENELOPE     [warning noise]  I couldn't move.  And I couldn't feel anything - but I could see. I could even hear.  And be afraid.  It was - fear was the biggest part of it.  [beat]  You seem to be with me so far-- ROY     Yes. PENELOPE     Well, here's where I'll lose you.  I don't usually feel things in words, but in flavors, and colors, and textures.  ROY     Like auras? PENELOPE     No.  It's - like with you, I taste brick and brown, and smell the tang of old wires. ROY     [uneasy] Whatever.  Get on with it. PENELOPE     The feeling in my dream - the flavor of it, if you will - was identical to what I felt at the gallery.  SCENE a2 MUSIC ROY     [off, calling]  Gwyn? VIVIENNE     [muffled] Eh? ROY     [coming on] Gwyn?  [muttered] Oh, it's Bert.  Or Ernie. VIVIENNE     Hmm?  She's out.  Asked me to run some numbers for her.  You didn't realize I have skills beyond those of mere mortal critics? ROY     [snarky] You'd have to. VIVIENNE     Look.  Maybe you can help me - Gwyn seems to put a lot of faith in you, despite your obvious attitude problems. ROY     [snort] VIVIENNE     Robert - you recall Robert?  Well, he's gone missing, ever since agreeing to model for Arturo, and I don't know what to-- ROY     He probably just went off with someone. VIVIENNE     He wouldn't-- ROY     And you're such a judge? VIVIENNE     I know Robert-- ROY     I thought he was into guys. VIVIENNE     [really mad]  That does not make him a slut who would run off without a word. ROY     [backing down a bit]  Ok, fine.  You know your friend.  But everyone has a dark side. VIVIENNE     True.  [quick, stabbing] Why do you hate yourself? ROY     What?  What are you, a shrink? VIVIENNE     There's a lot of psychology in art.  Your work says a great deal about you.  Self loathing fairly screams from every line. ROY     [still trying to brush her off, but with an edge] Maybe why it doesn't sell. VIVIENNE     I didn't say it wasn't brilliant - it is.  It's much too powerful for most people. They see what you show them, but don't know how to handle it. ROY     You should meet that psychic.  You'll get on like a house on fire. VIVIENNE     Marines? ROY     [sharp] What? VIVIENNE     Special forces?  You either saw action or spent a lot of time in prison.  You don't have the stance of an abused child. ROY     Look lady-- VIVIENNE     Or the tats of a career criminal-- ROY     Shut up! VIVIENNE     Those are the main ways to reach such a depth of hatred for yourself-- SOUND     A COUPLE OF QUICK FOOTSTEPS ROY     [close]  Is there a point to this? VIVIENNE     [not backing down]  I needed to show you I understand people.  You.  Gwynneth.  And Robert.  And he wouldn't go off and leave Gregoire without a word like that. ROY     Ok, I believe you.  Get the fuck out. VIVIENNE     First, tell me how to find Arturo.  If you don't care what happened to Robert, I do. ROY     What makes you think I know how to find him? [beat]  All right.  SOUND     SCRIBBLING, PAPER TEARS ROY     Here. SOUND     FOOTSTEPS RECEDE, THEN STOP VIVIENNE     [slightly off] She doesn't care, you know. ROY     [tries not to respond, then] What? VIVIENNE     Gwynneth.  She knows you, and for some reason she still loves you.  SCENE a3 MUSIC GWYNNETH     She really said--? ROY     [uncertain] She was full of it. GWYNNETH     Well, if that looney's psych-ee sense is right, and they are cursed, at least they're not my problem - all six of them have sold for huge amounts, and I've a list of commission requests as long as my arm to pass on to Arturo as soon as he gets back in contact. ROY     Have you checked out his so-called studio? GWYNNETH     He never told me where it is. ROY     I was there.  GWYNNETH     You beast! ROY     I guess I forgot to mention it.  Money does have some privileges.  SCENE a4 MUSIC SOUND     STEALTHY FEET. EVERYTHING ECHOES SLIGHTLY GWYNNETH     [whispered] This is madness. ROY     You're the one who spotted Vivienne's car.  GWYNNETH     Doesn't mean we needed to break in. ROY     It was unlocked.  No breaking.  SOUND     RUNNING FEET APPROACH, SLIGHTLY MUFFLED ROY      Stay back, someone's-- SOUND     FEET ARE CLEAR VIVIENNE     [panting, then gasps in muffled terror] SOUND      FEET COME TO AN ABRUPT STOP GWYNNETH     Viv? VIVIENNE     [gasping, trying to calm down]  We need to get out of here - call the police!  GWYNNETH     What?  Why? VIVIENNE     It's Robert!  A statue!  There's no way he could have carved so fast-- SOLANGE     [far off scream] VIVIENNE     [gasp] He's doing something terrible to her, too--! ROY     You get out of here - I'll see what I can do-- GWYNNETH     Yes, get going. SCENE a5 SOUND     FOOTSTEPS, DOOR ROY     [to Gwyn] You too. GWYNNETH     Nonsense.  You stop him, I'll help her-- SOUND     THEIR SNEAKING FOOTSTEPS ARTURO     [off, calling] You think you can get away?  Darling?  If you hide, it just makes me angry. GWYNNETH     We can at least see what's coming at us.  ROY     That's not always a good thing. SOUND     DISTANT DOOR IS FLUNG OPEN ARTURO     [off]  Here?  No? GWYNNETH     I plan to stare death in the face and spit in its-- SOLANGE     [off, whimper]  GWYNNETH     Shh!  Did you hear that? ROY     [moving off] Over here— SOUND     CUPBOARD DOOR OPENS SOLANGE     [gasp]  Who ees thees? GWYNNETH     It's all right.  We'll get you out.  Feel my hand? ROY     He's getting closer. GWYNNETH     I've got her.  Up you come. ROY     We need to move.  SOLANGE     Are wee neer zee door say ehkseet? GWYNNETH     Exit?  [looking around]  Oh, yes – there.   Come on. SOUND     CAREFUL FOOTSTEPS, DOOR QUIETLY OPENS, THEN  STARTS TO CLOSE BEHIND THEM GWYNNETH     Roy? ROY     Get her out of here.  I'm going to stop Arturo. GWYNNETH     Roy! SOUND     GRAB, RUSTLE, KISS ROY     Get clear. SOUND     DOOR SHUTS SCENE a6 SOUND      QUIET CAREFUL FOOTSTEPS ARTURO     [off, calling]  Come out, come out? SOUND     DOOR SLAMS OPEN, OFF SOUND     ROY'S FOOTSTEPS STOP ARTURO     [Getting closer]  There is no place to run to— SOUND     A's FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ARTURO     Don't make this any more difficult-- SOUND     SCUFFLE.  GRUNTS.  BODY FALLS ROY     [whispering, close, puffing a little]  Not difficult at all.  [chuckle] SOUND     HANDCUFFS RATCHET, SLAP SHUT ARTURO     [puffing, hard to breathe] And Solange? ROY     Out of your reach.  ARTURO     [wheezy evil chuckle]  In reach of your young lady, though. [laughs again] ROY     What?  ARTURO     Don't worry - you still can get away. ROY     [dawns on him] Shit!  SOUND     BODY DRAGS, DOOR OPENS ROY     [Grunt as he shoves Arturo into a closet] SCENE a7 SOUND     DOOR SLAMS, LOCKS, HURRIED FOOTSTEPS ROY     [edge of panic] Gwyn?  You here? GWYNNETH     [muffled gasp of pain, distant] SOUND      RUNNING FOOTSTEPS ROY     Where are you? SOLANGE     [off, too sweetly] Over heere.  SOUND     BANKS OF LIGHTS COME ON, ONE AT A TIME SOUND     FOOTSTEPS SLOW, CAUTIOUS ROY     You can't hide in the light— SOLANGE     [closer] I 'ave no weesh to.  I hwant you to see— GWYNNETH     [off] Roy!  Get out!  Get the police!  Don't— [breaks off with a long gasp] SOLANGE     [off] Are hyou zee hero?  Cohm and geet her.  Hyou might steel sehv her. SOUND     FOOTSTEPS STOP ROY      [very sotto]  Shit.  [up] I've got Arturo – let's make a trade. SOLANGE     Heez a tool.  I can find anozzer. ROY     What?  You--? SOLANGE     [disparaging] Zee great arteest.  A mere saylzman.  He is un‑eemportant.  Come out and aye weel no hert her more. GWYNNETH     [gasp]  Get out, Roy— [ends in a hiccup of pain] ROY     Gwyn, whatever you do, keep your eyes shut – can you do that? GWYNNETH     [fights to make an affirmative sound] SOLANGE     So you Zink you noh somezeeng?  Come clozer, man.  [kissing noise, like summoning a dog] I could reemov her eyeleedz, you know.  It is chust zo – barbareec. GWYNNETH     [High squeal] ROY     Why?  I mean, why do it?  What are you? SOLANGE     Stop moveeng!  Hwonce, we wayr feered and worshipp-ed.  GWYNNETH     [gaspy] So now you're a supermodel - what's the diff-- [gasp] SOLANGE     Hyou ask why I turn peepul to stone?  ROY     [muttered] Just a bit closer.  [up] Yeah, what's the deal? SOLANGE     Chust for the look on zayr face! [laughs merrily, then gasps] Ow! SOUND     SCUFFLE, THEN QUICK FEET SOLANGE     You Beech!  You BEET mee! GWYNNETH     Come on! SOUND      RUNNING FEET SOLANGE     [going off] You cannot geet away! SCENE a8 SOUND     FOOTSTEPS RUNNING MADLY, SLAM THROUGH SEVERAL SETS OF DOORS, FOOTSTEPS STOP BOTH     [breathing hard, Gwynneth gasping a bit in pain] ROY     Sorry.  GWYNNETH     Let's get out, then you can apologize all over me. ROY     [chuckle] SOUND     HIT BAR ON NEXT DOOR. IT WON'T MOVE. ROY     Shit! SOUND     POUNDING ON DOOR, TRYING TO MAKE IT OPEN SOUND     BEHIND THEM, A DISTANT SET OF DOORS SLAMS OPEN ROY     Shit!! GWYNNETH     What is it?  ROY     She's a gorgon – medusa.  That's why she always wears the shades-  Whatever you do, don't look in her eyes. SOUND     ANOTHER DISTANT SET OF DOORS SOUND     PUSHING ON THE NEAR DOOR. NO LUCK ROY     [almost giving up] shit. GWYNNETH     [strangely calm] We're trapped? ROY     She did it.  Just like this.  Hunted them down and caught them - no wonder they all look so damn scared. GWYNNETH     Well... [gasp] hold me?  At least that way, we end up a statue together. ROY     [chuckle dissolves into gasping sob] SOUND     LAST DOOR BUT ONE SLAMS OPEN.  FOOTSTEPS CAN BE HEARD COMING CLOSER ROY     [deep breath] Do you trust me? GWYNNETH      Of course.  I love you. ROY     I – I love you, too. GWYNNETH     I know.  I – SOUND     LAST DOOR SLAMS OPEN.  SLOW OMINOUS FOOTSTEPS, SLITHERY NOISES ACCOMPANY HER ARRIVAL GWYNNETH     [Scream of agony] SCENE a9 MUSIC AMBIANCE     GALLERY.  BUZZ.  MUSIC. GORDIE     Is that the owner?  Seems funny to run a gallery, being blind and all. VIVIENNE     [sounding older, wiser]  She trusts my judgment.  GORDIE     Was she born blind? VIVIENNE     Oh, no – there's a tragic story there. GORDIE     Do tell! VIVIENNE     Some years back, our dear hostess was madly in love – you've seen the statue in the corner near her office? GORDIE     That fabulous marble of the hunk?  Sylvester said it was the last piece Arturo ever sculpted. VIVIENNE     The – model – for that was the man she loved. GORDIE     [a little bitchy] Oh, how sweet, and she keeps it to remind her of him? VIVIENNE     He was the one who put her eyes out. END  

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