A podcast where 3 Dudes play a stupid drinking game and answer weird ass questions, 1 Beer at a time
"She's probably gonna feel the spice in her butthole"
"Am I becoming a serial killer... or a basic white bitch?"
"We're not running on non-predatory loans. This is fucking predatory."
We are graced with the booty of the gods.....Emilee! Badass bitch, awesome drinking maker, and just crazy fun! Listen to us talk about how her new boy toy likes her pusssss.
"Cremo sounds like they just put semen in there... horse semen"
David visits Matt and Spencer, so they decide to do what any group of dudes would do... sing in the showers.
What celebrity we'd smoke weed with, frozen pizza, and the taste of pussy
We need to go to the gym more often, Matt loves tequila, and Spencer turns a lesbian.
It's that time of the year where we say our New Years Resolutions only to forget them in a month. Spencer wants to be a nerd, David wants to be a pussy, and Matt is a greedy bastard.
COVID continues to infect our lives. The Michigan shooters parents probably were accomplices to murder. Matt explains why stabbing someone is intimate. And we all discuss where we sleep in relation to the door.
Matt is Lemon headed asshole, according to Spencer. David became subreddit famous (whoop de doo!). Sharon burnt her pie and it's all Marie Calendars fault. And every woman has a price that she will put up with a mistress. What price do the dudes think their wives will accept?
Dave is sick, Matt misses deer hunting, and Gal Gadot is the new Megan Fox
We discuss Kyle rittenhouse (prior to the verdict) where Spencer and Matt think he should be acquitted and David thinks he should hang
Cover your ears because David is back! Bell's has a new owner and Spencer and Matt are not happy about it. And things get heated as David thinks Aaron Rodgers is an idiot
Matt and Spencer discuss the amount of stupid shit that pisses them off, even when it's a small issue. Plus lots of talking about coffee and where we get it. Ohhhhhh, we also find out why Matt is high maintenance and coming to terms with why his wife hates him
Grow a pair and man the fuck up America! We've gotten soft, mainly our leadership. Matt and Spencer talk about how this country has gotten worse and why the leadership in the military has gone to shit. Don't forget the part about that Brian Laundrie or whatever the hell his name is (he isn't real anyway)
It's another conspiracy theory episode. Find out why Spencer things Prince Charles is a vampire, Matt says Hollywood actors are blood hungry, and David thinks we all travel interdimensionally.
This week: Squid Game, "Let's Go Brandon", and a sad attempt at identity theft
After technical difficulties last week, we're back! This week, Matt talks about his disdain for impossible burgers and we discuss our least/most favorite fast food restaurants.
Another episode together and the boys are excited it's fall season. And not because it's pumpkin spice season you basic bitches. Because it's fucking stout season! Also, let's make cunt great again.
David comes up to Rockford and the Dudes record together. We all sucked at golfing and we were pissed about the direction of youth sports.
Matt and David discuss their thoughts on the 2021 The Suicide Squad (spoiler alert) and how it compares to the 2016 Suicide Squad. Plus, more talk about movies and TV they've been watching.
Matt and Spence are at it again and this time it's time to turn up the HEAT! Most people don't want to talk about these things, but someone has to and those someone's are these two opinionated fools. Things like the Afghanistan departure, soldiers dying, our terrible government, the tiny-pecker guy from the Nirvana 'Nevermind' Album, Spencer's wife back on OnlyFans, and much more terrible things.This episode is based purely on opinions and if you get triggered easily...… don't bother listening!
It's just Matt and David this week as they talk about the Taliban takeover and OnlyFans removing pornographic material. Talk about screwing over women.
Britney's censorship, a racist rock, and white-trash eyes are just a few things these dudes talk about
Back at it again! We pretended to care about the Olympics this week, talking about Simone Biles, Tokyo, and all the sports we don't care about.
3 day weekends, great grilled food, sexy outfits, and of course awesome fireworks are just a few things we love about America! Enjoy your extra day off as we will be doing the same
Objectifications and double standards, uplifting our fellow men, and pink buttholes as Matt hosts this week
Superbad vs Balls of Fury, Spencer's daughter is a savage, and we all have daddy issues.
Stache made for porn, but not the dick, Glizzy holes, and retractions should be illegal
Big booty bitches (ooohh!!!), bacon vodka, and Matt and Spenceyyy can't get enough of their barber
David wants a mullet, Spencer and Matt want a bigger penis over more money, and the Dudes continue to chug seltzers. And we’re bringing back Dicks Out For Harambe!
It gets wild on the podcast this week. Matt gives out alcohol at the abortion clinic, David turns into a slurpee machine, and Spencer becomes Burt Reynold's cum ragShow us some love and hit that like & subscribe button!
Matt and David lose the weight that is Spencer this week. Without Spencer holding them back, they had all the time to talk about golf. Well... it wasn't all golf. They also discussed gas hoarding, the Michigan "poop wall", and a few other things. Also, Matt sucks at making drinking rules. Disclaimer: The content your little ears are about to be graced with is purely for entertainment purposes, any views or opinions expressed are simply outrageous to make you laugh, and should only be listened to by those 18 and older. This is your last warning, after this there's no going back!
The Dudes decide who is most likely to get beat by their wife, go to church with a massive erection after taking two Viagra, and much much more!Disclaimer: The content your little ears are about to be graced with is purely for entertainment purposes, any views or opinions expressed are simply outrageous to make you laugh, and should only be listened to by those 18 and older. This is your last warning, after this there's no going back!
The boys talk summer sweet meats and cocktails. Our new host Dr. Black Socks joins us!#brats #cocks #drblacksocksIf you like this episode, we publish weekly episodes and are always looking for suggestions for the next topic or community questions to feature! You can find us on most social media sites including Instagram, our Facebook Page, our Facebook Group, and of course our Twitter server.Disclaimer: The content your little ears are about to be graced with is purely for entertainment purposes, any views or opinions expressed are simply outrageous to make you laugh, and should only be listened to by those 18 and older. This is your last warning, after this there's no going back!
Unpopular opinions were the topic this week, including pineapple on pizza, Space Jam is terrible and Friends sucks.If you like this episode, we publish weekly episodes and are always looking for suggestions for the next topic or community questions to feature! You can find us on most social media sites including Instagram, our Facebook Page, our Facebook Group, and of course our Twitter server.Disclaimer: The content your little ears are about to be graced with is purely for entertainment purposes, any views or opinions expressed are simply outrageous to make you laugh, and should only be listened to by those 18 and older. This is your last warning, after this there's no going back!
It's a bittersweet return for David as he recently got back home, but had to talk to these two idiots about golf, Jake Paul, and #dishonesttitties
David is not on this episode so rejoice everyone! Matt and Spencer discuss some dumb shit like Supernatural, Gundam, and Blue Mountain State. Some laughs and some cries but it’s all fun! Enjoy
THIS IS NOT A FULL EPISODEDue to Easter Holiday, the Dudes decided not to record. Don't worry though, as they will be back next week for full on vulgar bullshit