Acid Pop Podcast

This week we learn to play the guitar! Join us as we discuss how to instantly become great at math, the conflict of interest in asking the Devil for help to become Pope, and how to spot a killing by the Devil.

This week we finally become men. Join us as we discuss how to cripple your mightiest warriors, leave childhood behind via chemically induced amnesia, and how to break up with a river.

This week we've got a touch of hay fever. Join us as we discuss such unusual allergens such as babies, sweat, and sound.

This week our quartet of beefcakes break down the art of getting swole. Join us as we discuss how many Playboy bunnies is too many to lift, how to break every bone from the waist down in seconds, and the rich, scholastic history of lifting events.

This week we're under the big top! Join us as we discuss how to break up a mob with snakes, drunk lion taming, and how to stab someone to death from two states away.

This week we're itching for facts about parasites. Join us as we discuss vegetarianism from tick bites, a head with 1,500 lice, and our recipe for salt and vinegar carpets.

This week we get blown away by surprising weather. Join us as we discuss hot heat, windy wind, and chilling cold.

This week we suck out all the marrow. Join us as we discuss miracle cures, bone buildings, and how to turn into a statue.

This week we're talking about special friends. Real special. Join us as we discuss women who lived together for their whole lives, wrote daily love letters, and dueled countless men to win their love...platonically.

We're back for a good, old fashioned, what about. Join us as we catch up on topics like insects, executions, fashion, extreme heat, and more!

This week we're LOLing and ROFLing. Join us as we discuss the difficulty of portraying a cadaver, why it's impossible to hee haw hee haw, and why it's illegal to watch drunk donkeys.

This week we're pushing it over the line. Join us as we discuss overdosing on tea, muscle balm, and gum.

This week we're cleaning house. And by house, I mean our brains. Join us as we discuss punch therapy, how to teach teenagers to have more sex, and brain washing the brain washed for the greater good.

This week we're talking about mountain spirits. Sexy mountain spirits. Join us as we discuss when it's appropriate to give a lake lady a mitten, how to learn the fiddle from a naked man, and why you should keep your affair with a cow woman a secret.

This week we're building a better community. Join us as we discuss how to acquire a house for $2,500, paying to not be racist, and extreme swing safety.

This week we're bringing this podcast in. Dead or alive. Join us as we discuss how to rebrand kidnapping, the importance of double checking addresses, and how to change a career in horse thievery to an empire of dead priests.

This week we're sticking it to the man. Join us as we discuss how to mosh while sober, why punk bands aren't allowed on SNL, and when it's appropriate to punch Nazis. 

This week we explore the darker side of the rainbow. Join us as we discuss the cost of the whitest white, how poisonous is too poisonous for a school bus, and how to torture paint out of cows.

This week we're venturing into the underground to talk about the Yakuza. join us as we discuss proper sweating techniques, how to count to 9 and three quarters, and how to turn a group of butchers into a worldwide power.

Things are heating up this week as we talk about mating. Join us as we discuss bracelet length sperm, how to prove verility by vomiting into your partners mouth, and the infallible confidence of drone bees.

Bring it in for a hug. This week we're talking about cephalopods. Join us as we discuss octopus cities, donut brains, and how to manage 90 arms. Also, we're all together in one place for the first time ever!

This week we return with the rising of the moon. Join us as we discuss the laundry list of ways to turn into a werewolf, the thin line between serial killers and werewolves, and how to retire by killing a large wolf.

This week we're razing animals. Join us as we discuss the reproductive point of no return, Wybrand van Warwijck's Walghvoghel, and the shortest time from declaring an animal as protected and it going extinct.

WARNING: This is the second and last episode where recording got messed up. Sorry again. The next two are back to normal. But for this episode, join us as we discuss how to bankrupt a stock trading company in 45 minutes, the dangers of rounding, and why we never should have trusted the clearly evil Therac 25.

WARNING: The recording got messed up this episode and next, so Sean and Kelly sound awful. Sorry about that. Please do your best to hear through the traffic outside as we discuss Tik Tok abortion/suicide techniques, how to abort when your local clinic is 2,000 miles away, and yet more reasons not to move to Texas.

This week do we go too far? Join us as we discuss deliberately vague laws, how to ban books without reading them, and yet more reasons to not go to Texas.

This week we're digging deep to talk about mining. join us as we discuss how to get rid of a mountain, how many warning signs are too many, and taking a water slide to work.

This week we're talking about liquid rock what squirts out of the ground. Join us as we discuss the dangers of drilling too deep, glass filled acidic fog, and when is the right time to move when living next to a volcano.

This week we're surviving on our wits alone. Join us as we discuss the five Bs of foraging, the wisdom of TikTok guides, and murder by beef wellington. 

This week we're going coocoo learning about mental asylums. Join us as we discuss the fine line between mentally ill person and orphan, asylum tourism, and the dangers of undercover reporting.

This week we're going where no man has gone...in a while. Join us as we discuss how to die of mesothelioma at age 25, why you should never by a huge plot of land for less than $5, and how not to store anthrax.

This week we ask if the name "Killer Whale" is warranted. Join us as we discuss spicy pancakes, exuberant whale kisses, and when to call it quits if whales hate you.

With great power comes a great need to bone down. Join us as we discuss justifications for having sex with anyone such as corporate advancement, being ones own dad, and an alien orgy.

What's that, I hear you ask? Join us as we discuss escape rooms, haunted houses, and augmented reality games. We'll talk about why you shouldn't rob banks, where to draw the line on realism, and why you shouldn't store gas in your lobby. 

This week we're doomed for all time. Join us as we discuss belligerent goats, fire proof children, and how to curse thieves using 10,000 words or more.

This week we talk about how sometimes there's no going back. Join us as we discuss grown ups hurting and/or killing themselves while swinging, hiding, tugging, and hula hooping. 

This week we're endorsing the need for OSHA. Join us as we discuss how long construction workers "last", the best way to save money on scaffolding, and the minor dangers of tunnelitus. 

Kelly is back to once again discuss her fears of AI world domination. Join us as we discuss an artistic approach to counting, getting suicide incentives from chat bots, and why Italy's sexual relationships with AI may require an intervention.

Sorry for the late upload, but we have an extra long one to make up for it. Join us as we discuss the extravagant cost of horse milk, how close you have to get to a Brown Recluse for verification, and rejected Spider-Man powers such as jizz webs.

This week we try to win big talking about game shows. Join us as we discuss the taxable repercussions of game show prizes, America's distaste for being tortured while answering trivia, and how to turn hay fever into a million dollars.

Quiet, please, we're about to begin. This week we'll be talking about theater accidents both on and off the stage. Join us as we discuss why fire exits are important regardless of how ugly they are, how to stop wiggly wigs with nothing but a bra, and the urinary hazards of being in an orchestra.

These week we're dressed to the nines as we talk about the horrible things humans have done in the name of vanity. Join us as we discuss crushed feet, broken collar bones, and feeling like there's something in your eye on purpose.

This week we're talking about Cargo Cults. Join us as we discuss how to subjugate yourself, royal pig killing sticks, and how to make a fake airport.

It's too hot so this week we see what can be done. Join us as we discuss the perils of bell ringing, the failed attempt to bifurcate America with a line of fire, and how not to sue a wizard for flooding your town. 

This week we talk about trucks what squish other trucks. Join us as we discuss the wholesome origins of giant trucks, crime solving trucks, and what happens when monster trucks are let loose after their driver passes out.

This week we're talking about executions, and why it might be too harsh a punishment for the crime of stealing an apple. Join us as we discuss how to improve your approval rating via executions, killing whole families to find a clerk, and why you should never use synthetic sponges.

This week we talk about giant waves what come from nowhere. Join us as we discuss the untrustworthiness of sailors, why boats need black boxes, and how to fill a lighthouse right up to the top.

This week we bring you formication as we talk about ants. Join us as we discuss Country long ant colonies, exploding butts, the worst penalty for car theft, and the synesthetic fever dream that is the Schmidt pain index.

This week we drink till we're cool! Or dead. Join us as we discuss how to get out of murder charges by simply being rich enough, the worst place to dig a pretend grave, and why the movie Seven is a bad source of rituals.

Guess what? We aren't dead! Or mortal enemies. At least, not yet. For our triumphant return, we discuss some friends who cannot say the same. Join us as we talk about how to out-paint your enemies, why you shouldn't be friends with your boss, and how far some people will go to defend the honor of their grandfather's pig.

And so we go out showing you all the times we flubbed, fell, and farted. Thanks for again for joining us. Stay safe out there.