Join us as we discuss sex stuff, 90’s childhood nostalgia, and our weird lives. Tessa is a lawyer and slight agoraphobe who lives with her lesbian mom & their 6 cats in a house they call Beige Gardens. She loves diet cokes in a can, camel blues, weed, and true crime. Flam is a furloughed service industry worker, Psychology student, artist, and aspiring famous person. Both were local actors in childhood and known as the "Dynamic Duo" in the southern Indiana town where their friendship was formed. Flam hopes you like it, Tessa doesn't care. @theb2bpod
New name, same old gals! Back again to fill your empty brain with shit coated in body glitter. We got it at the Limited Too.
The two best buds are going thru changes in the season 3 premier. We discuss a little thing Tessa calls "Girlfriend Personality," Liv's new album, interview Teri about her first times going to the gay bar, and ask but don't answer life's great questions: "is self-loathing a form of self-soothing?" and "where do my eggs go when my birth control makes my period go away?" Stick around for Tessa's very satisfying story of confronting a bully.
Come hang with us on Tessa's birthday weekend and our season 2 finale! Where we discuss an unsolved Indiana mystery, a dark period of Tessa's early transition into adulthood, and Liv's childhood artifacts. Featuring many appearances from Teri's Corner!
Live on location in (West?) Palm Beach, Florida. This is some seriously deep investigative reporting you won't want to miss. Featuring: very famous celebrity guest.
This week brought to you by poor listening skills, the important things we gloss over, miscommunications, sleep talking and Shepherd's Pie.
Strange encounters with high school drama teachers and coaches, what happens when grandma ignores the beanie babies, why you should just stop looking up your enemies, pet death, another shitty high school boyfriend, and a very important update from last week's episode.
Several scandals, hot gossip, and an entry from Teri's childhood diary.
Join us as we discuss Tessa's life as a taxidermist, her time dating an actual clown and a very important addition to her doll cabinet. Flam's got some troubles dealing with simps again and shares a very juicy poem at the end so stick it out til the fat lady sings, you two!
This episode's intended theme was "Confessions & Wishes" (which we address) but "Revenge" crashes the party! Laugh away the pain as each confession is absolved and every wish is granted.
Where we make an attempt to stick to a theme for the first time: "Endings"
Where we talk poetry and the very real risk of being sued for a tweet.
We're posting this one at the request of one very special listener. Maybe the rest of y'all will appreciate how far we've come. Originally posted in mid April 2020.
Convene with us in the simulation, dear lonesome listeners.
Where we report on breaking news and Tessa's family curse.
Where we respond to listener write-ins and discuss the Book of Mormon, playing sex games with childhood friends, keeping it teen, and becoming a runner. Our best work yet.
Where we make up for lost time by discussing boogers, bible verses, the dangers of prank calling, and our weird minds... and bodies. Welcome back (to Back)!
In our final episode of Season 1, we discuss the perks of stupid work parties and the worst parts of being popular on social media. We'll be Back (2 Back) at some point in the future. But don't hold your breath. Thanks for listening!!! Close out song: "Rubber Neck" by Klug Slug of Bloomington, IN.
Where we talk bad job interviews, being single in COVID, butt stuff, and what to do when your dude makes out with some chick with your same name... if you're Tessa Campenelli. Close out song: “Stevie Nicks' House” by Oreo Jones of Indianapolis, IN.
Where we begin with a small dose of misandry followed by an honest attempt to face the basic-white-bitch-monster inside of us, your hosts. Close out song: "I Don't Know How To Lose" by Wife Patrol of Indianapolis, IN.
Where we mostly talk about *Nsync and Flam explains how she handled the boy who gave her her first tongue lashing when he wouldn't stop sliding into her DM's 20 years later. Join us as we record for the first time, together, on Flam's back porch!! Close out song: "Come Back" by Twat Sauce of Chattanooga, TN.
Where we discuss hemorrhoids and Tessa tells the story of her first mean, punk boyfriend. Don't be shy, we only talk about rhoids for like 30 seconds.
Where we discuss the problem with being the only girl in the band then counsel a few listeners who were smart enough to write in for the greatest advice of their lives.
On this week's episode we discuss high school memories, career dreams, being stuck, a satisfying breakup, secret families and more. We also answer the age old question: Is harassment kinda hot?? Stick around til the end for relationship advice from our spinster parents in "Teri's Corner" and "Musings with Mulch Man!" We promise to get on some kind of schedule and resolve all of our sound issues after this one. Swear!
There's a little something for everyone in this hour. Simply press play and let someone else's voice fill your head for a while, Go on!
The pals discuss childhood memories and other traumatic events with a smile. CW: Sexual Assault
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