Beers and Steers

Get the word out that we back up

And so long mofos, the B12 era is over The playoff committee got it right and FSU got screwed. Ce'st la vie. Huskies have weird eyes

Adios, mofos de Lubbock. You wont be missed I'm a man, I won coach of the year! We are all Cardinals and Huskies

Jared Hufford is a bitch. Stay focused, no tortillas for lunch this week.

Purple Baylor be gone and good riddance. Frog legs, extra ranch, thx. Weird things happen in Ames, Iowa at night...

We are back, emphasis on the we, and we are excited? Idk it was a weird game but lots to talk about! Frog legs on tap for one last time

Oh boy do we have a good one for yall. Technical difficulties galore! Sorry you have to listen to Stuart for this but dont blame us, blame Steve Apple. We promise to be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week. beat the cats

City of screw, we hardly knew ye. Aint going back to that stadium maybe ever. Thanks Deloss for the sage advice. somebody get quinn a new AC joint

Well that game sucked. But we talk about it. And we talk about corny dogs. Get down in the screw against the Cougs this week

Everything was ready for the jayhawk hunt! Get your sweaters on, its getting chilly #jobsnotfinished

Sayanora Waco, will hardly miss thee. Bears are dead. I dont even know what a jayhawk is #jobsnotfinished

Cowboy down. Bear hunt next to the river this saturday. One last time.

Bullfrogs croaking, longhorns rolling....Horns win. Bama game is over, next game up.

1 - 0 heading into Tuscaloosa. I think the environment might be a little different compared to last week. We are joined by our good friend Dr Gunter Gladd aka Harvey from Tuscaloosa aka Hunter Ladd. Pawlllllll

The long summer is over and football is here. The boys are buzzing for several reasons, on both sides of the ball and what the Horns have ahead of them this season. Our first real interview with Texas Legend Quan Cosby starts at 36:00. Football.

Bijan game! 4 TD's! In a half! Also, Baylor preview. We are all Jayhawks

That sucked. Only 2 of them left, we aint dead!

We are back from island time and ready to finally talk about a road win. Next up is the undefeated B12 team. Welcome to the B&S family, Cate!

That sucked. I was really mad. Bye week! K-State preview!

You can unclinch now. We dive into the sloppy game against ISU and how the Horns managed to get out of the cyclone. Mullets galore this weekend!

Wanna see a dead body? We had fun this past Saturday and I know you did too. Cyclone preview included after the gloating.

It is getting a little colder out there. Get your sweatshirts on. Don't hold the door for that coworker who decided to spend the best 4 years of their life in Norman. Buy the beer, drink the beer, squirt mustard into the empty beer cup and dip the corndog into the mustard. It's hate week. We are joined by our good friend Robert Larkin, who sends out a weekly newsletter covering all things Texas Football. Email Robert Larkin Esq. to be added! rlarkin@mail.smu.edu

We suck again? Maybe? Listen to find out!

Horns caught the Roadrunners to the tune of a 2nd half beatdown and full game cover! We get into what we did not like in the 1st half and what we really liked in the 2nd. Heading West this weekend to the High Plains of beautiful Lubbock, Texas for the Sand Aggies. Those tortilla throwing crazies sold out their stadium for the Horns possible last trip to God's country.

Kicker's named Auburn and Saban's new hair dye....We somehow survived a sad weekend in Austin but alas live to fight another Roadrunner! For the 11th time this week, we talk through everything about the game against the Tide. Then get into what to expect against the UTSA football team that has only been around for 10 years. Quinn can have my left shoulder

We somehow survived Vegas and the Horns survived the Redhawks. No injuries! Defense was good! Offense was fine! We are joined by our good friend Hunter "Harvey Updike" Ladd to discuss our game this weekend. I'm ready to be hurt again

Welcome sports fan, we are so back and glad to be here. Our long dark winter is over with the flames of football now surrounding us. New QB's, new taeks and new episodes. It feels right

SPECIAL TURKEY DAY EDITION: BEERS AND DADS

Ok now we are on to basketball season. Congrats to the haters

Thank the lord it is basketball season. Bo knows

We lost in Waco. We have lost 3 in a row. We are on the road. Everything is going great

We needed that bye week. After some theraputic venting, we dive into what went wrong in Austin vs the Mullet and what we see ahead on i35 in Waco. Shoutout to Mr and Mrs Rye and Louisa Hinkle!

Well I got my corndogs, but they did not help enough. We take a painful trip back to Saturday to recap the Shootout. Then we get into Okie Mullet for this weekend's game. I miss the wax cups already

B&S is back from storming the Fort as we watch the Horns stomp on the froggys for what is likely the last time in Cowtown for a good while. We get into the Bijan experience and why our defense is kinda good or kinda bad depending on who you ask. You know what week it is. I came here to eat corny dogs and yell obscenities. See yall at the Old Mill Inn

Back from Austin after eating a big 70 burger on the Red Raider's tab. We get into the offensive explosion and what concerns we have for the defense. Texas also plays this weekend in Fort Worth. I am excited

We get into the shutout of the Owls from this past weekend as well as John's big talk with a (hopefully) future guest. Also dive into the Red Raider's from LBK. Stay tuned through the end for some D2 FCS talk that you literally will not find anywhere else

Well that sucked. Come join us in wallowing in our pity as we recap the depantsing in Fayetteville. We get angry

We are back from the heat of Austin after Sark's first win in DKR. What we liked and what we loved from the Horns first game. Also, listen to Lucy bark. BTHO Arkanshit

Back. So back. Coaching changes, $EC, Offensive and Defensive Breakdowns. Then we make dumb predictions that we definitely won't regret. Lets go eat a snack

It's been real 2020. We recap everything that has happened in the world of Texas Football starting with the win of Colorado then getting into the firing of Thomas Herman as well as the hiring of Steve the Sarkisian. There is even some basketball talk at the end! Thank you to everyone that listens, we really do love it. Everyone enjoy your offseason!

Well we suck again. The more things change the more they stay the same. As our favorite basketball announcer would say, "It's all one song". Texas falls to Iowa State and so does its B12 Title hopes. We talk about what we hated and what we really hated from the game. We also talk about Kansas State as well as the potential coaching candidates. I'll let you guess who that is

Ok its Thanksgiving and I have had too much food. I feel gross. But the Horns play this week actually so lets get into it! The dudes breakdown the WVA game from last spring as well get into what to look for against Iowa State. We end with The Eyes of Texas are Upon U(rban) talk as well as what we are thankful for you. You, the listener, is what we are thankful for

Weird things happen in Stillwater on Halloween and weird they were. Sam pulled another rabbit out for a scary trick as the Horns survive for another week. We get into the game against the Pokes as well as look ahead to the Blue Ridge Mountaineers this weekend. Buy a shirt!

Bear szn is over as we dive into the Horns beating down the Brazos Baptists. Cornfields and nothingness awaits Texas in Stillwater as they take on the #6 ranked Pokes. How do we feel about it? Not great Bob!

The Cotton Bowl is finally over and we get into what we liked and what we hated. Add in a side of coaching changes and Texas Football is back!

It's getting chilly...metaphorically that is. The Horns tried to pull one out against TCU but came up short. We get into what went wrong and what to expect this week against the Land Thieves from Oklahoma. School be out tomorrow if that cold front moves in....

We were panhandlin and manhandlin in Lubbock but the Horns made it out alive! This week we get into what we disliked and what we hated against the game against Tech. We also dive into what to watch for against tcu. Call your yardmen and get your hats and your shirts back cause we ain't losing to a mock turtle neck!

THIS IS YOUR WARNING THAT WE KNOW THERE IS A BAD STATIC FOR THIS EPISODE. IT IS ALL STUART"S FAULT We survived and are 'Rona free after heading to DKR! We get into what we liked and did not like against UTEP as well as preview the Red Raider rashes. Big thank you to our sponsors! Go check out the Cookshack in Fort Worth, Freddy's in the Hill Country and Ole Miss University for subpar football scores!

So back! The 'rones can't keep us away from recording because we love you guys. We get into what happened this offseason and predictions for the crazy year that is 2020. Leave us a voicemail! 802-487-6107

The dudes are back from wrecking Tech as we look into how well the game actually did or did not go. Coaching changes are in and Todd Orlando is out. Is Texas about to go full Air Raid? We answer this and more #TakeMeToOrlando #NotToddOrlando

B&S is back from the bs against Baylor. Why is our offense non-existent now? Who is going to get fired? What is John's favorite Thanksgiving food? All of these questions and more are answered. We also get into the Texas Tech Red Raiders and what to expect from them. And let us be the first to wish you and your family a Happy Thanksgiving! #BeatTech