A horror podcast that reviews revolting remakes and ghastly sequels.
EPISODE 175 - False starts and memories are abound as the lads revisit more Platinum Dunes landfill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 174 - Merry Christmas everyone??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 173 - Almost 100 episodes later, we check in on Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling in what was big box office business at the time. Just don't expect them to spend any quality time together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 172 - HP Lovecraft's much too silly Frankenstein gets a much too silly Bride. Plus a head with bat wings, and a yeeted zombie dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 171 - Your mother makes artistic compromises in Hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 170 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 169 - New year, new all timer of a shitter? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 168 - There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as actually picking a Christmas film this year and also here's The Muppets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 167 - Bruce Campbell's Flying Circus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 166 - I want my Texas Blood Money back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 165 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Suspiria girl, I wanna get close to you... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 164 - Zac Efron: Dad, and other horrific tales about the passage of time. Then we crown the 7th annual TURDIES award winners. Yes, 7th... Time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 163 - Turns out the best Godzilla films don't involve teaming them with monkeys, hiding them in plumes of smoke, nor enticing them with Matthew Broderick's lot of fish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 162 - Guillermo del Toro presents: Gaslighting Children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 161 - Horror or not, you're coming with me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 160 — Sssssshhhhhhh! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 159 - Balls to the wall, then to the face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 158 - A film that probably shouldn't exist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
EPISODE 157 - I love the Power Glove, it's so bad.
EPISODE 155 - The Cloverfield series rises from the ead like Jesus on an Easter Sunday as John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and the other bloke get cozy inside a prepper's dream/nightmare.
EPISODE 154 - Besmirching a silent film through the sounds of three men talking about it? Damn your interference!
EPISODE 153 - They're remaking any old horror film in the hope it works for a more modern audience? Ah, rats!
EPISODE 152 - Our longest episode to date is 2+ hours of Willy fanboying. Sorry about that. And, for the love of Bob, WATCH THE TV SERIES FIRST.
EPISODE 151 - Will Sean Bean die early or somehow stay away for most of the film? Cheque, please!
A bonus review to celebrate We Made This's 5th anniversary as a podcast network.CineMortuary x Shipwrecked & Comatose x ChuckyVision special side quest edition! Rob joins Mark Adams & Dev Ellson look at Johannes Roberts' truly pap 2006 effort When Evil Calls. Which was actually designed to be watched on a Nokia 9210 Communicator. We shit you not.
CineMortuary is 150. To celebrate, let's go shopping!
EPISODE 149 - We picked an actual Christmas film this year, ho ho ho!
EPISODE 146 - The worst thing to happen to Dracula since 90% of the other adaptations.
EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin.
EPISODE 144 - Sidequels are added to the CineMortuary pantheon as the Japanese do their own thing by also doing bugger all. PLUS, it's time for the 6th annual TURDIES Awards, recognising the best, worst, and best of the worst films we reviewed all year.
We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY!
EPISODE 142 - After Bart starts receiving death threats from his nemesis Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a "Cape Fear"-esque town several miles away.
If I had to team with that "d*ckface" owner of Wrexham I'd be annoyed too.
Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?!
Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!
Just one more fight about a lot of thingsAnd I will give up everythingTo be on my own againFree again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHHSnickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary...
Five years in the making, the lads finally watch the correct version of House of Wax. It's 2005 so prepare for some fun time Paris Hilton-shaped misogyny hahaha lol.
Willy returns and, having missed the last Scooby Doo episode, decides to do something unprecedented by picking two films from the same series in a row. RUH ROH
Rob and Dave put the frighteners on the surprisingly star-studded remake of Fright Night. But does it have the same razzamatazz as a Peter Vincent show?
Another episode of Dave's bad Japanese remakes takes us to the good old days of 2006, where everything is pixellated and that light shade of teal, and those computer monitors are especially chonky. Hosted by Dave Walker, Rob Yeomans and Chris WilsonEdited by Chris WilsonFollow us on social media @cinemortuary Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:www.patreon.com/wemadethisTwitter: @we_madethisFacebook/Instagram: We Made Thiswemadethisnetwork.com
In a society where murder is legal for a night, the lads go absolutely crazy by poking this film with a stick. But, like, a giant stick... almost a branch.Hosted by Dave Walker, Rob Yeomans and Chris WilsonEdited by Chris WilsonFollow us on social media @cinemortuary Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon:www.patreon.com/wemadethisTwitter: @we_madethisFacebook/Instagram: We Made Thiswemadethisnetwork.com
We made the mistake of letting Chris pick the Christmas episode....... again. Be wowed by the lack of snow in a studio parking lot as we are given the greatest gift of them all: attempted comedy.(AKA - Gingerdead Man 2: Bakery of Blood)
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