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Couch Funeral is a show hosted by two guys that agree on nothing, much like the entire US today. Our goal is to make you laugh but we will probably just make you angry. But...if we end up making you think we've done our job.

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    • Jun 28, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 49m AVG DURATION
    • 73 EPISODES

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    Episode 72 - General Purposes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 119:02


    Are Republicans and Democrats finally able to come together on gun legislation? Will China be weakened by an economic slowdown? Is Vladimir Putin sick? And does anybody still use those old school doctors scales?

    Chinese Democracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 2:16


    We're back!  Well, sort of.  

    Episode 71 - True Lies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 121:42


    What happens next now that Russia has invaded Ukraine?  Is the US/Russia situation better now that Biden is in office?  Will Trump rebrand his social media platform for a third time?  And where is Tom Cruise when you need him?!

    Episode 70 - Discourse on Common Sense

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 114:28


    Should there be a difference between a publisher and a platform? Should Americans fear the growing lovefest between Russia and China? Is Tucker Carlson really a legitimate contender to lead the Republican Party? And can't we get rid of the Winter Olympics already?! 

    Episode 69 - Fade Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 91:06


    Will Biden get his way with the newest Supreme Court nominee? Are there any decent Republicans left in the party? Are young people learning enough about the evils in history? And is music still taught in schools? 

    Episode 68 - The Number of The Beast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 111:40


    Is the Country in a better place now that we're one year in to the Biden presidency? Is Trump behind a grand conspiracy to cast fake electoral votes? Will we ever develop a streamlined voting process? And how long does covid brain last? 

    Episode 67- Billionaire Intervention

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 113:24


    Can Billionaires use their money to solve the political issues in this country?  Should they?  Should Governor Newsom apply the same flawed logic in Texas regarding abortion to gun control in California? And is a red Christmas tree communist?  

    Episode 66 - Court Jesters

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 128:14


    Is Vice President Harris the least popular person in America? Is there still time to fix the Supreme Court? Do we take away more rights than we protect in this country? And is there any time for leisure activities in Star Wars?!

    Episode 65 - End Of Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 126:04


    Are more lockdowns coming with yet another covid variant? Did we get the Rittenhouse and Arbery verdicts right? Will we go to war with Russia to prevent a future conflict with China? And how the hell do you pronounce Ghislaine Maxwell?!

    Episode 64 - The Forbidden Fruit

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 111:00


    Are we too lazy and spoiled by technology to really make meaningful changes to the climate? Does Censuring as a tool belong in congress? Is Jesus responsible for too many bad political decisions? And is Batman the only super hero without a super power?  

    Episode 63 - Senior Moment

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 121:33


    Will Republicans claim victory for the infrastructure bill with their constituents? Is Biden to be blamed for inflation? Will justice ever be served for January 6th? And do you really need more super heroes?! 

    Episode 62 - The Honor System

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 117:06


    How much of our personal information should be shared with the government?  Should elected officials be held to a higher standard than the rest of us?  Why are there so many vigilante citizen police out there?  And why pick on Big Bird?! 

    big bird honor system
    Episode 61- The Arbiter of Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 120:44


    Are the tax changes being proposed by the left finally on the right path? Is the media of the past more trustworthy than the media of today?  Does big tech owe anything to society? And is there anyone out there looking for a job as a movie set armorer? 

    Episode 60 - Real American Heros

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 125:30


    Does Trump's newest social media platform have any chance of survival?  Does the private space race secretly involve military testing?  Does FaceBook's name change really mean anything?  And does anyone think government has our best interest in mind?!

    Episode 59 - Fire Starter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 125:49


    Is California the model for future democratic control? Is all misinformation motivated by financial gain? What is Bannon hiding about January 6th? And would you really trust a Russian space ship?! 

    Episode 58 - Hypnotized

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 120:28


    Is it possible to build and design the perfect country? Is there a better way to pass legislation in this country? Are people too vulnerable to political influence? And are we finally ready for a legitimate third party? Tune in and join the solutionarys! 

    Episode 57 - The Nanny State

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 116:04


    Who's responsibility is it to protect people on social media? Does FaceBook need to be regulated? What are safer alternatives to social media? And why for the love of god are we still fighting about abortion?! 

    Episode 56 - The Experiment

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 117:38


    What is the solution to the debt ceiling crisis? Will humans be around to witness the true impacts of climate change? What is the future of democracy around the world? And why does Kim Jong Un dress like a priest?  All this and more! 

    Episode 55 - Disrespect Your Elders

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 117:28


    Should California Governor Newsom be recalled? Should Larry Elder be chosen to replace him?  Is anything working in government right now?  And who the hell is Larry Elder? 

    Episode 54 - Good Job Brownie!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 127:42


    When is the official death of the internal combustion engine? Who is the most disastrous president to handle disasters? Why are Republicans in Texas trying to get rid of abortion rights? And 9/11 is 20 years old! 

    Episode 53 - Down the toilet bowl

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 138:15


    What happens when you die? Should America stop nation building? Can we blame everything bad on Trump? Is there any good news these days? Maybe not but we tackle it all! Happy Anniversary Couch Funeral! 

    Episode 52 - No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 118:56


    Is covid the issue that divides us the most politically? Do we need to understand each other in order to reach a common goal? Should we let the unvaccinated perish instead of providing treatment in hospitals? Maybe…Just a little.  

    Episode 51 - Bloody Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 124:12


    Was leaving Afghanistan the right thing to do? Does the US have a responsibility to provide safety for their civilians?  And does Biden even remember he pulled the troops out? All this and more insights from the Couch Funeral crew! 

    Episode 50 - Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 112:20


    Are the adults in government finally getting along? Are Democrats better than Republicans because when their side commits a scandal they agree to be cancelled? And what have we learned from the most recent census data? Listen to two white guys and we'll explain everything. 

    Episode 49 - Sailing Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 122:06


    Is a basic need such as clean water something Republicans and Democrats can finally come together on? Should gun manufacturers be liable in the same manner as tobacco companies? And how do you survive on a boat for 18 days with limited water? 

    Episode 48 - Tank Tops and Mullets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 134:20


    Is there any upside to billionaires launching rockets into space?  Should non citizens be allowed to own property in the US? Why are there still so many hold outs on the vaccine? And if the answer to the first question is yes, then why must they be shaped like dicks? 

    Episode 47 - Glass Half Empty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 136:43


    Is the Republican Party the biggest security threat facing the US?  Is FaceBook responsible for killing people? What (if anything) will be the great unifier to bring this country together?  Tune in to find out more! 

    Episode 46 - Word Salad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 145:13


    Is there such a thing as too much money?  Is the United States responsible for the rise of global terrorism? How much coffee is too much?  And is Britney Spears really free? We had our coffee on this one folks!  Listen up! 

    Episode 45 - Florida or Not Florida

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 127:25


    Is Florida the greatest state in the Nation? Is it right to pay property taxes forever? Why are there so many wealth haters? Change is upon us so buckle up peeps! 

    change is florida
    Episode 44 - I Am The Ip Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 137:55


    Who has the worst shaved in beard line of all time?  Will Trump be reinstated as President?  Should voting be the same in every state?  We're all over the map and more!  Tune in and enjoy!

    Episode 43 - Guest: Doug Belle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 121:39


    On this episode of the podcast we are joined by one of our closest friends, Doug Belle.  Doug has lived an interesting life filled with travel, fun, and a little debauchery along the way. Sit back and relax as we talk about all things from auto racing, weed, politics and religion. 

    Episode 42 - Guest: Robert Raymond Riopel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 108:23


    Our guest on this episode is Robert Raymond Riopel.  Robert is the best selling author of the critically acclaimed book "Success Left a Clue."  Robert's goal is to help people create the life they want by building a path to financial freedom.  He has traveled the world helping others by sharing his message. He's a funny guy, excellent story teller, and all around great Canadian! 

    Episode 41 -Six Feet Under

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 130:11


    Why exactly did Hillary lose the election?  Will we ever know if any sitting members of Congress were involved with January 6th?  Who is the best Beetle?  And the "who said it" game.  As usual, we solve all of the worlds problems in this episode! 

    Episode 40 - Crypto Mania

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 117:59


    Will the Supreme Court overturn Roe vs Wade?  How do we pay for the Infrastructure Bill?  Are potatoes a vegetable?  And who is the best James Bond?  Tune in to find out more!

    Episode 39 - Cyber Ninjas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 105:07


    What is considered too fat to fly?  Who are the cyber ninjas?  What are the solutions to the voting issues in this country?  No problems only answers in this episode! 

    Episode 38 - Death by Firing Squad

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 139:33


    Is torture instead of the death penalty a good thing?  Why are Democrats anti science all of a sudden when it comes to mask removal? And what the hell is going on in Israel?  Sit back and relax as we deep dive in this episode! 

    Episode 37 - Disgusting Reptilians

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 120:11


    Is the Big Lie tour still in full force? Are there any leaders left in the remnants of the Republican party?  And what is a henley shirt?  Deep dive into the state of the nation in this episode! 

    Episode 36 - Get off My Lawn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 103:09


    What does it take to qualify as a gubernatorial candidate in CA?  Is solar power really worth it?  Does Biden remember giving his state of the union address?  Find out as we deep dive all this and more in this Episode!

    Episode 35 - Indian Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 117:47


    Is the new president more truthful than the last one? Will president Biden and Co-president Harris save us from a climate disaster? Are there enough rich people in this country to tax the hell out of to right all of America's wrongs?  Find out in this episode!

    Episode 34 - The Flying Wasp

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 131:04


    Could Oreo cookies quite possibly be the best cereal?  What is the right number of Supreme Court justices?  When will the gun violence in this country end?  All this and more! 

    Episode 33 - Grocery Clerks and Serial Killers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 91:43


    The Amazon union deal doesn't pass for now, the infrastructure bill, voter suppression and of course...more cancel culture.  

    Episode 32 - Guest: Jeremiah Ukponrefe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 91:25


    Our guest on this episode is Jeremiah Ukponrefe.  He is a comedian and writer and all around funny Canadian.  His new book Hive has just been released.  If you're into post apocalyptic Sci-Fi check it out! 

    Episode 31 - Mexican Coke

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 107:20


    Is it better to pay for more choices on TV, what is the right blood oxygen level, and which is better, Coke or Pepsi?  Trust, Anti-Trust and more! 

    Episode 30 - Guest: Joshua Toms

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 122:24


    Joshua Toms is our guest on this episode of the Couch Funeral Podcast.  Joshua was born in Ohio and was a Marxist in his youth before moving to China.  He found his way back to the US and is now a practicing Toaist and Priest.  In this episode Joshua gives us his perspective of the political climate in the US and how the media contributes to the ever changing narrative.  

    Episode 29 - New York, New York

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 121:41


    What do Tsunami's and goats have in common, how may accusers is Gov. Cuomo up to now, and what is going on with the Pope and the Catholic Church?  All this and more with the spirit of Aloha!

    Episode 28 - Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 107:36


    Where has Joe Biden been hiding, should prisoners get covid relief checks, should drugs be legalized, and is Texas doing the right thing by removing the mask mandate?  All this and more, let freedom ring. 

    Episode 27 - Equal Application of Outrage

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 112:06


    Is life in the US better with Biden in office after a month? Should America continue to be the world's police? When should rock stars die?  We cover it all and more in this episode. 

    Episode 26 - Frankenstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 91:11


    Why can't Texas keep the lights on?  Is this the government's fault? Let's all pack our bags and go to Cancun and get warm!

    Episode 25 - The Zoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 120:06


    Trump has been acquitted (again) so can America finally get back to work? Will Trump remain as the party leader for the Republicans?  The future is uncertain but one thing is clear, Travis and Mike hammer out the details with dignity and grace.  Just kidding!  S--t gets real as usual! 

    Episode 24 - The Untied States

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 110:36


    Getting haircuts in exchange for vodka, the Marjorie Taylor Greene controversy, congressional term limits, my pillow, squat cobblers and more. 

    Episode 23 - Satan's Daughter

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 116:05


    Should the Olympics be canceled? What is a Domestic Terrorist? Couch Funeral's take on Game Stop, Specific Ideology, Unholy Alliances and More!

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