Four friends review films from all decades and genres. The catch? We’ve never seen or, in some cases, heard of it and we review it minutes after watching it.
In this 2014 psychological horror film rookie police officer Jessica Loren stands watch over the old police department on it's final night. What's expected to be a quiet night takes a turn as spirits from a local cult and their victims begin terrorizing Jess. Directed by Anthony DiBlasi.
A group a friends go on an annual deer hunting trip but things take a turn when the murder of a local Native American woman sends a sinister demon after the group.
It's Tims birthday and this year he chose Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You know what its about!
A small crew of filmakers are making a low-budget horror film. Little do they know, the director is making a secret film of his own.
Jim, an unhoused man struggling with addiction, is offered $200 a day to paint some rooms in a man's house. An offer too good to pass up until it starts to get weird...
Brick Bardo, a man from the Planet Arturos, ends up on Earth after chasing his nemesis, Sprug, through space. He helps a local woman, Debi, against gangsters who intend to use a bomb, given to them by Sprug, to take over the world.
The Goblins watched and reviewed the 2024 Best Picture winner Anora, a Cinderella story with a lot more sex than Cinderella.
The Goblins share their thoughts on the 2014 western The Keeping Room. A film about two sisters and their - ahem - slave who have to fight off two union soldiers. They also discuss shows and movies they've watched recently such The Monkey, American Murder: Gabby Petito, and others.
tom, a local wrestler, is asked by his girlfriend to fill in for him as a babysitter for a few hours while she studies for a big exam. Things seem normal until a cult invade the home hoping to use the little girl as a sacrifice. The goblins also discuss the movies and shows they watched recently such as A Different Man, The Wild Robot and more.
It's Dana's birthday and this year she chose Dazed and Confused. A classic that follows students in Texas on the last day of school.
The Goblins review their 2024 most anticipated films and list their most anticipated for 2025.
A detective becomes suspicious that his AA sponser may have super butt powers and is responsible for recent disappearances.
It's Christmas Eve and an unlikely group of locals are fighting off zom- I mean, cadavers in a university building.
The Goblins discuss their recent watches including murder/crime documentaries, Jason Goes To Hell, and more!
Cole, his shitty girlfriend Kimberly, and their friends check out an rundown resort that Kimberly's dad is looking into purchasing. However, this is a horror movie and that means people are gonna get murdered!
Us goblins discuss our current watches including: The Substance, Alien Romulus, and some murder docs@
Over 20 years after catching the famous Frogman on camera, Dallas sets out to catch him again in order to make a name for himself.
A team of high school athletes, with Olympic aspirations, are being targeted by a serial killer in this 1984 slasher!
Weird things happen. Sometimes at a wax museum involving wax statues and dead people.
Jason is back for like the 6th time or something and this time he finds himself on a ship hosting a graduation party where one of the guests is a girl who has visions of him. Crazy coincidence. And they end up in Manhattan.
The Goblins discuss their favorite openings to a horror movie along with one of the newest Netflix films Rebel Ridge and other recent watches.
Carter, an artist and a virgin saving himself for that special someone, falls for an escort named Riley. unfortunately she finds herself in the crosshairs of a cult who needs her to bring their god Cthulhu back.
The Goblins discuss the movies and series they've recently watched and their favorite movies for the fall season.
It's Ashley's birthday movie and she chose Josie and the Pussycats. The film follows a small town band who is immediately signed to a contract and tops the charts but begin to feel suspicious about their success.
The Goblins discuss their favorite movies centered around music followed by the shows and movies they recently watched.
The Goblins watch and review the 2019 dark-comedy thriller Villains where a young criminal couple unknowingly break into the house of an even MORE criminal couple.
The Goblins are fresh off their visit to Midsummer Scream and they share their experience as well as the latest roundup of shows and movies they've watched including: the Boys, Baby Reindeer, Receiver (Sports!), The Bikeriders, Longlegs, and more!
Sadie and McKayla run a social media page called Tragedy Girls where they cover the horrible things going on in their community. They capture a killer who they hope will train them to become killers themselves. To create content for their page they begin killing people they view as obstacles or just piss them off.
The Goblins discuss their top 4-ish favorite movies and then review their most recent tv and film watches.
It's Jeramy's birthday movie and this year he chose Stealing Harvard. A comedy about a man/uncle (Jason Lee) who must resort to criminal activities in order to pay for his niece's college tuition AND buy a house for his fiancé.
Michael (Nicolas Cage) is a former marine looking for work. In the small town of Red Rock he's mistaken for a hitman hired to kill the wife of the local sheriff/bar owner (yup, the sheriff owns a bar too). His good morals lead him to warning the woman of the hit on her but things spiral from there.
In Clive Barker's first produced screenplay, Transmutations AKA Underworld, Roy Bain is hired to find former flame Nicole after being abducted. Drugs found in Nicole's room lead Roy to an underground group of mutants suffering from said drug but also needing more.
It's Tim's birthday movie and this year he chose a childhood favorite: The Last Dragon. Leroy, a young martial arts master, is sent on a mission to find "the wisest man in the universe" in order to complete the last level of his training. This causes him to run in to local villains Eddie Arcadian and the Shogun of Harlem.
For this year's Oscar Edition of the Desert Goblin Movie Club we watched Best Picture nominee Poor Things (2023) because Oppenheimer was just too long to watch again and then podcast about.
Gordon and John reunite to pack up their father's video store after he disappears months earlier. They discover a board game with an accompanying video tape that appears to possibly be linked to their father's disappearance. The Goblins also discuss traumatizing movie scenes from their childhood.
After the death of his master, a young sorcerer, Galen, accompanies a group of men to rid their land of a dragon. Other stuff happens too.
WARNING: The first 25 minutes is our reaction to the new Crow trailer. Afterwards, we review the 2023 anthology horror film Cryptids!
In the early 80s Walter Hill (The Warriors) set out to make the perfect film. That film turned out to be Streets of Fire. Tom Cody returns home and sets out to find local rock star, and former lover, Ellen Aim after she is kidnapped by Raven (Willem Dafoe) and his gang.
Jason joins his friend Collin, his sister Summer, and their Dad and his girlfriend Lisa for a getaway at a cheap Craigslists rental in the middle of nowhere. They soon find themselves involved with a woman trying to feed her zombified family.
The title says it all. A movie about modern (at the time) vampires. A young, naive vampire is taken in by a group of experienced bloodsuckers while being hunted by THE Dr. Van Helsing (he'll tell you) and some unlikely allies.
The Goblins discuss their most anticipated movies of 2024.
It's Dana's 2nd birthday episode and this year she chose Cheats. A 2002 teen comedy about kids who...well...cheat. High school is coming to an end and they face new challenges.
The Goblins react to the movies they saw from their list of most anticipated movies of 2023.
The Goblins discuss their first vehicle before reviewing the 1980 comedy Used Cars. An R-Rated comedy starring Kurt Russell in Robert Zemeckis' second directorial effort where Rudy Russo (Russell) must hide the death of his boss in order to prevent his evil brother from taking over the used car lot where he works. Quit making out, clean yourself up and put some clothes on!
Tori and her friends and family find themselves being hunted by a murderous, malfunctioning robot Santa in this instant goblin holiday classic! Happy holidays, goblins!
Two environmentalists try to expose pollution but get more than they bargain for when they run into a giant alien...from the deep!
Margaret's young sister is abducted in Paris. After losing faith in the US government's attempts to recover her, she enlists the help of a mysterious man named Jake Speed. The goblins also review recent shows and mvoies they've watched.
Ray Liotta is sent to prison for a crime he totally committed but for a good reason. Not even 24 hours later he's sent to an island which is, in some ways, worse than the prison. The movie: No Escape. I feel like he'll probably escape though.
College kids are being murdered by a masked killer with a power drill. We also discuss the top 10 scariest films according to science.
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