Dot Dot Dot with Tim and Scott

This week Tim and Scott discuss what gives them "the ick" when it comes to the opposite sex and Scott pulls a wee little prank on poor Tim. Apologies in advance for the audio issues for the first 3 and a half minutes.

This episode has to all...we've got magic, and mullets, and sleep-walking, oh my! If you like what you see/hear, the boys perform at Craftheads Brewery in Windsor every Tuesday night at 9pm!

This week Tim and Scott definitely DID NOT pull a Martha Washington (she was a hip, hip, lady) and have a fat bowl before this recording this podcast. They're absolutely stone-cold sober and DID NOT partake in consuming some reefer just to record. Just two dudes hanging out, talkin' about stuff. If you like what you see/hear, the boys perform at Craftheads Brewery in Windsor every Tuesday night at 9pm! Insta - @dotdotdotwithtimandscott FB - @dotdotdotwithTimandScott TikTok - @dotdotdotwithtimandscott Website - wlo.link/@dotdotdotwithtimandscott

The boys are fighting this week...mostly because Scott doesn't understand the Matrix dilemma of taking the red pill (know the truth) or the blue pill (ignorance is bliss). If you like what you see/hear, the boys perform at Craftheads Brewery in Windsor every Tuesday night at 9pm! Insta - https://www.instagram.com/dotdotdotwithtimandscott/ FB - https://www.facebook.com/dotdotdotwithTimandScott TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@dotdotdotwithtimandscott Website - wlo.link/@dotdotdotwithtimandscott

Unlike the Scissor Sisters, Tim and Scott DO feel like dancing today. If you like what you see/hear, the boys perform at Craftheads Brewery in Windsor every Tuesday night at 9pm!

Buckle up Buddies, this week we're talking about Scott's favourite past-time and the game that fills Tim with the rage of 1000 Karens. Just be sure to never follow Scott's footsteps into the "Cycle of Hell". If you like what you see/hear, the boys perform at Craftheads Brewery in Windsor every Tuesday night at 9pm! Insta - https://www.instagram.com/dotdotdotwithtimandscott FB - https://www.facebook.com/dotdotdotwithTimandScott YouTuube - https://www.youtube.com/dotdotdotwithtimandscott TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@dotdotdotwithtimandscott

Tim and Scott talk about their own one-night stands and how they know when a girl is DTF. Plus the boys debate whether Dirty Dancing was too horny to be romantic. If you like what you see/hear, the boys perform at Craftheads Brewery in Windsor every Tuesday night at 9pm! Insta - https://www.instagram.com/dotdotdotwithtimandscott/ FB - https://www.facebook.com/dotdotdotwithTimandScott Links - https://wlo.link/@dotdotdotwithtimandscott #dotdotdotwithtimandscott #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #canadiancomedy #windsor #spotify #windsoron #windsor #onenightstand #sex #dirtydancing #applepodcasts #timandscott #dotdotdot

This week Tim and Scott discuss some classic sitcoms (Friends, That's 70's Show, Everybody loves Raymond, The Office, Seinfeld, Modern Family, and King of Queens), and try to pick a character to eliminate from each. Plus, Tim has a mental breakdown over women seeing him as "cute" over "hot". Message us and tell us what you thiink! If you like what you see/hear, the boys perform at Craftheads Brewery in Windsor every Tuesday night at 9 pm! Insta - https://www.instagram.com/dotdotdotwithtimandscott/ FB - https://www.facebook.com/dotdotdotwithTimandScott Youtube - https://youtube.com/dotdotdotwithTimandScott

Unfortunately, the boys don't talk about Todd Phillips 2000's road sex comedy film, Road Trip. They do, however, talk about the best road trip snacks, the most scandalous road trip in the news, and that an alligator was released at Chrysler's in Windsor. Insta - https://www.instagram.com/dotdotdotwithtimandscott/ FB - https://www.facebook.com/dotdotdotwithTimandScott Youtube - https://youtube.com/dotdotdotwithtimandscott

This week the boys talk all things social media while workshopping some new potential Tiktok characters (Consipacy Chris, anyone?). Scott also calls the podcast's biggest rival, AM800 radio, to give them a piece of his mind.

CHOO WHOO! All aboard for this week's episode where the lads tell us about their gig in an "airport lounge" at the WFCU Centre, the art of heckling opposing teams, and the correct "photographers pose" (aka Tim lies on the ground). Don't forget to follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Youtube! Do you like comedy and live in Windsor, ON? Come check out Tim and Scott every Tuesday at 9pm at Craftheads! #dotdotdotwithtimandscott #comedy #podcast #canadiancomedy #timandscott #windsor #windsoron #windsorcomedy #comedypodcast #windsorexpress #windsorsports #sportsgames

Welcome to our new series: Cultural Events Scott Should Know About But Doesn't. Today's episode features the story of Amanda Knox's wrongful conviction in Italy for the murder of Meredith Kercher, Scott's wicked flow, and Tim reveals his high school nickname. If you like what you see/hear, the boys perform at Craftheads in Windsor every Tuesday night at 9pm! #timandscott #comedy #podcast #amandaknox #truecrime #dotdotdotwithtimandscott

Tim and Scott are all up in da club, bottle full of bub. Scott loses a comedy contest but wins a girl's number while Tim tells us his secret for showing women he's cool. Like what you see/hear? Come see Tim and Scott every Tuesday night at 9 pm at Craftheads in Windsor! Follow Tim and Scott here: www.instagram.com/scottisgaughan/ www.instagram.com/reaburntim/ #TimAndScott #comedy #podcast #windsor #clubs

Are men really from Mars and women from Venus? The boys use their combined brainpower to try and understand the wants and needs of the elusive female. Plus, Scott tries to plan his upcoming date!

Tim and Scott reminisce on their high school days -- plus Scott makes a phone call to his old school.

The boys talk about their biggest pet peeves from Bumble, to the lines at Tim Hortons, and everything in between.

From Biggie Smalls to, well, Biggie Smalls... The boys discuss the lyrics they love.

Tim and Scott get a fresh start on the pod... and their lives. Discussing road trips, yoga, and much more.

Tim and Scott talk about Tim's troubles arguing with people and their first stand up show back in a backyard.

Tim and Scott get outraged at Jimmy B who owes them money, Scott gives Poker advice, and Scott talks about the concrete business.

Tim and Scott discuss a recent falling out with a friend, a 72 hour fast, moving up the podcast rankings, and the 5th rebranding.

Tim and Scott talk about going to a protest, tattoos, doing spreadsheets when being overly amped up, Scott wants a gold tooth, and would they make a good step father.

Tim and Scott discuss coffee, fighting for evil, selling out a bar, art, relaxing falling asleep, Tim goes on a date with a woman from from Greece with a thirst for knowledge, and coke filled sex orgies.

Tim and Scott discuss lupus and Scott attending a protest.

Tim and Scott discuss the upcoming US election, ghosts, bumble tips, and Scott gives Tim his privilege test. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

Tim and Scott discuss trying to convince your girlfriend to workout, women posting nudes on Twitter, debating who is more athletic, discuss how to be cool, rating each other on their coolness and looks, Scott's backyard comedy show, and how Tim is old and stuck in his ways now. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

Tim and Scott talk about Scott's sexy run in with a celebrity, eating ice cream, golf clubs, driving songs, and the Murder of the Day for the Week. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

Tim and Scott discuss Scott's all in poker hand, Tim's tennis, annoying 4 year olds, dead car battery, Tim's parking spot argument, and then finish with a new segment the Murder of the day for the Week. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

Tim and Scott discuss the new goal of getting more followers than Senator Tim Scott, and Scott messages Senator Tim Scott. Then, Tim and Scott discuss girl goodbye hugs, the recommended donation, and camping on the world's oldest rock. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

On this episode, Tim and Scott sort through the 1000s of emails received from the legions of listeners, and randomly select a few questions from you the listeners to answer. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

On this episode, it's a big week for Scott, Scott goes kayaking and camping, Scott talks about his business, and Scott buys silver. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

Tim and Scott talk about frosted tips, a negative Youtube comment we received, fuck that guy, reclining your seat on an airplane, masks, Scott gets a new car, basketball anger argument, my basketball, revenge, good emotional cries, and then twitter jokes. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

Tim and Scott talk about Tim's new mantra, Scott's new business, Scott goes on a date, 3D Printing, Break Ups, Pretty Girls make graves, the concrete business and the podcast name change. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw?view_as=subscriber Twitter: @timrebrn E-mail: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

Director's commentary of Scott's 15 minute stand up set. Check out our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw Email Us: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com Twitter: @timrebrn

Scott share's his latest 15 minute stand up set. Check out our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw Email Us: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com Twitter: @timrebrn

Our main man Scott Gaughan was absolutely hilarious this episode. We talk about our newest Youtube video going viral, 141 views…that's Windsor viral, negative reviews, we tell some twitter jokes, joining the BDSM community, ice in soda pop, and Scott has some thoughts on world issues. Check out our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw Email Us: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com Twitter: @timrebrn

Tim and Scott discuss Tim's Chinese money conspiracy, Scott's poker bad beat, things comedians say on stage that are annoying, we debut the segment you're an asshole if.., watching a guy do a sudoku, and Bill Gates (not really) calls in. Check out our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbi25_Cpr8k3OReo9pp0Hw Email Us: freenetflixonlineshow@gmail.com

Tim and Scott talk about houses with 2 front doors, bidets, Scott's American girl, Tim runs into a woman in the elevator, explaining sports to people who don't know sports, and then Tim loses it and goes a bit crazy.

Tim and Scott go through Scott's new joke ideas on Spiders and Reindeer.

Tim and Scott are joined by good comedy friend Max. Recorded in Max's Toronto apartment after some Toronto shows. They talk about the time Scott crashed his car into Max's parked car and the dispute that followed, Scott hitting on other people's girlfriends, and moving to Toronto.

Tim and Scott go through Tim's new jokes on the Grocery Store and Food.

Tim and Scott discuss Scott back stabbing, Scott's isolation life, ice on the balls, baking, grocery shopping, and eating healthy.

Tim and Scott talk about all Scott's conspiracy theory research he has done in the past few weeks.

Tim and Scott discuss what type of girl does it to them every time, why Scott is more liked than Tim, 500 Days of Summer, the Graduate, Scott accidentally tells a woman he's into being called Daddy, and being smitten.

Tim and Scott talk about karaoke, Tim arguing with a violin player that the violin sucks, Scott's horrible set at a rap/comedy show, and DJ Bad Attitude makes an appearance with a rap.

After Scott reads one book on Israel and Palestine, Tim and Scott attempt to discuss what Scott learned and tell the story of how the current conflicts arose. Tim and Scott are aware of their ignorance on the subject. The book was only 96 pages, but they did their best.

Tim and Scott have special guest Curtis on to tell his story of heart break. All the pain over a woman named Fake Name Ava. A woman who leads him on and keeps him hanging on, leaving him devastated. The circle of love life keeps going around.

Tim and Scott talk about Breakfast at Tiffany's, French Girls, Scott hitting on lesbians, Tim cuddling a girl in his bed, Scott insults a handicap girl, a Rap Comedy show, and Tim deals with his stupid friend.

Tim and Scott have a more serious discussion about privilege. Does Scott have less privilege than Tim.

Tim and Scott talk about John Mellencamp, Tim`s constant mid life crisis, the best time is now, high school, Tim could`ve been a great quarterback, Scott`s burlesque woman, the happy birthday song, women check boxes, Budweiser and Comedy shows.

Tim and Scott talk about the Pogues, drinking headaches, the return of Fake Name Larissa, the famous leg twist magic trick, dreams, guys with beards, when another guy asks to see a picture of your girlfriend, travelling, travel vaccinations, and DMT.