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Hot mic conversations with our good friend Kirk - a consistent source of quirky, thought-provoking, and honest perspectives. Produced/hosted by Billy Sloan, co-hosted by Holly Sloan, and featuring the weird and wonderful Kirk Schafer. Subscribe today! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

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    Episode 30: Choose Happy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 100:19


    On this episode, we celebrate two special occasions: Kirk's "Double Golden Platinum" birthday AND the one-year anniversary of the show! We also chat about Meat Loaf (and other recent celebrity deaths), dealing with life's hardships by creating and choosing happy, accidental injuries, the joy of ageing, and more. Kirk also regales us with a fascinating story of finding a lost cell phone while walking his dogs, expresses loathing for a ranch house "clock tower", and gives a solemn eulogy on the passing of one of his heroes, Buddhist monk Thích Nhất Hạnh. New Year, new show - join us! Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate #meatloaf #choosehappy #ThichNhatHanh #birthday #oneyear #anniversary --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 29: Merry Kirkmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 93:22


    We're back! This week, we talk a little bit about our unexpected hiatus, our plans for season two of the podcast, irrational impulses, terrible "heroes" of the bible, our Christmas traditions, and much more. We also dust off the ol' Wheel of Hate and give it a spin so Kirk can give us a bleak and chilling rant on why he despises Saskatchewan - but not the people that live there! Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate #merrychristmas --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 28: A Stable Diet

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 99:13


    This week, we basically just talk about horses and food. Kirk kicks it off with a homemade Atlantic Beach Pie and then it's horses, food cravings, horses, cannibalism, horses (as food); then we spin the wheel and go off on pyramid schemes; a brief detour back to food as Kirk talks about the sourdough bread he's baking during the podcast; back to pyramid schemes; then we round it off by contemplating food-based pyramid schemes. Why not? It's way more interesting than it sounds. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 27: Abracadabra

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 94:37


    This week, we chat about our favorite pies (including one so good it can convert satan), deodorant, world's longest pee, Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs, Snoop Dogg, theory of mind and pets, and more on the topic of success versus failure. We also spin the #WheelofHate to get a rant from Kirk on magicians... because "they're sneaky little bitches." Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 26: Poultry In Motion

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 93:17


    This week, we chat about showtunes (love em or hate em?), how fear of change can hold us back from success, imposter syndrome, The Four Agreements, and socialism, among other things. We also give the Wheel of Hate a spin so Kirk can rant about his hatred of Chick-fil-A drive-thru lines causing traffic jams and pure effing chaos everywhere. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 25: The Blessed Scritcher

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 85:02


    This week, we celebrate our 25th episode and sixth-month poddy-versary with a special guest to help us address something that happened in Kirk's past. Will he be able to bury the hatchet, or will it just make things worse? The suspense! We also spend a lot of time chatting about death, dying, and the great beyond, oddly enough. We give the Wheel of Hate a spin and this week it lands on... Emus - a terrifying animal Kirk refers to as his original hate, for damn good reasons. Special thanks to our new listener supporter, Amberly! And be sure to enter our Instagram Giveaway - we're drawing one lucky winner for a free Everything Kirk Hates podcast t-shirt on August 6th. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 24: A Star is Barn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 85:02


    This week, Billy and Holly get to try Nicoletta's for the first time... and loved it. We also talk about Kirk's life lessons from playing tennis, flexing mental muscles, how we measure success, Smooth My Balls, and attack goats. We also spin the Wheel of Hate to learn what Kirk's beef is with those decorative metal stars people hang on the outside of their houses. He's just reaching at this point... for the stars. Special thanks to our new listener supporter, MJ! Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 23: How to Say Pistachio

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 89:48


    This week, we talk about throwing frisbees, going to the mall, ninja Kirk, contranyms, pubs and publicans, pronouncing pistachio, camouflage, and yoni steaming. We also give the ol' Wheel of Hate a spin so Kirk can expose the pseudo-authentic Italian cuisine of Olive Garden. We want to hear your story! Check out our socials for this week's story prompt. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 22: Good Guy with Bad Opinions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 90:45


    This week, we talk about fanny packs, ridiculous phone scams/solicitors, Little Debbie's blue waffle, Kirk becoming famous in Clarksville, and vicarious travel. We also spin the wheel and it lands on our most contentious topic yet: Aldi. Kirk and Billy are at serious odds with this one, but never fear - love prevails. As the title states, Kirk's a good guy with bad opinions. We want to hear your story! Check out our socials for this week's story prompt. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 21: 'Murica

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 83:46


    This week, Holly is back and Kirk taunts us with Utica tomato pie AND housemade molasses cookies from Nicoletta's Catering. We also chat about drinking NASA filtered urine, being terrorized by frogs, making jewelry from kidney stones as a trophy, death by treadmill, and Waffle House memories. Kirk gets choked up with this weeks Wheel of Hate selection: band music. The universe really did pick this week of all weeks, just a couple of days before Independence Day, to light Kirk's fuse on patriotic music. It's glorious. We want to hear your story! Check out our socials for this week's story prompt. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 20: Law of Urination

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 80:20


    This week, Holly takes a break from the show, but friend/fan Pamela drops by the podcast for an impromptu visit. We get to know a little more about her, and also chat about Atlantic Beach Pie, the intriguing life of Nicholas Nicoletta, the Law of Urination, and goldfish myths. The Wheel of Hate also lands on cantaloupe this week, so Kirk spares no spite as he explains why this seemingly innocent melon is one of his most hated of all hates. We want to hear your story! Check out our socials for this week's story prompt. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 19: Troll Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 77:46


    This week, Kirk continues to taunt us with treats from Nicoletta's Catering, because he's a ruthless troll. We chat about Kirk and Amberly's 10-year rivalry, Billy and Holly's 18-year wedding anniversary, growing up with video games, finding magic in abandoned fawns, the Netflix show Big Mouth - and the difference between talking about sexuality when we were kids versus today, and a few other things. We also spin the wheel of hate and Kirk reveals his hatred for IPA beers - while Billy explains why he loves them. Happy Pride! We want to hear your story! Check out our socials for this week's story prompt. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 18-2: Remember the Alamo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 48:37


    This week, we wrap up Episode 18 with Part 2 and include a behind-the-scenes conversation we never intended to air where we talked about cannolis, sucking the life out of pickles, penis gourds, how industrialized food is destroying the planet, and we get a few more minutes of embarrassing doctors appointments. Kirk also delivers not one but TWO rants this week on Chick-fil-A and... Texas... yes, the entire state. We want to hear your story! Tell us a story about the best bad decision you ever made. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 18-1: A Shot to the B-Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 84:37


    This week, we share stories of embarrassing doctor's appointments, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about our experiences working in the restaurant industry, and Kirk confirms a long-held suspicion about a certain fast-food restaurant's soft serve machine. This session ran long, so we're breaking it up into a two-parter with the second half of the episode airing next week. We want to hear your story! Tell us a story about the best bad decision you ever made. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 17: Just Say No

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 77:54


    This week, we share stories of times we said NO, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about our tastes in music (including absurd parental influences), giving blood, the beginning of summer, peeing on plants as a pest deterrent, and Kirk directs his absurdist ire at what he believes to be the #1 worst way to die: getting trampled to death in the doorway of Wal-Mart on Black Friday. He's dead serious, folks. We want to hear your story! Tell us a story about the best bad decision you ever made. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 16: Reincarnated as a Toilet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 77:33


    This week, we share stories of strangers performing random acts of kindness, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about bad haircuts, Peter Monn, getting back to normalcy post-vax, and Kirk flips his shit on a seldom-known phenomenon: death by car while in your house. We also have a special (and completely unplanned) cooking segment where Kirk prepares Puerto Rican garbanzos... while we're recording. It's a damn mess. The whole episode. We want to hear your story! Tell us a story about an embarrassing doctors appointment you've had. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 15: Stale Platitudes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 70:50


    This week, we share stories of things we've broken, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about Holly's feet, cougar fetishes, Kintsugi - the Japanese art of golden joinery, and Kirk goes to task on stale platitudes (especially rhyming ones). It's one for the books! We want to hear your story! Tell us about a time a stranger did something nice for you. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Have a question, feedback, or just feel like jerking our chain? We'd love to hear from you! Voicemail: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 14: Sweet Potato Fries

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 68:14


    This week, we contemplate reincarnation - including the moral implications of coming back as Holly. We also talk about Sloan luck (it's a thing), where we'd move if we expatriated, and the Wheel of Hate finally lands on Kirk's long-standing nemesis: sweet potatoes fraudulently masquerading as potatoes. The horror! We want to hear your story! Tell us about a time a stranger did something nice for you. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Have a question, feedback, or just feel like jerking our chain? We'd love to hear from you! Voicemail: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 13: Hot Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 88:24


    It's not as bad as it sounds, but for some unforeseen reason, the subject of poop comes up a lot in this episode. Weird. We also talk about amusement parks, buffet food poisoning, Ellen G. White, and weird jobs we've had - with a few stories from some of you, our listeners, about your own weird job experiences. Kirk also delivers a scathing rebuke of turkey bullies. Not sure what that is? Well, you'll just have to listen and find out. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 12: Make Me a Sammich

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 83:10


    This week's episode was basically hijacked by sandwiches. I mean, we talked about a couple of other things, too, but mostly sandwiches. Yep, that's right. We made a whole episode about sandwiches. On accident. This episode also features our first (and possibly last) ever ASMR taste test segment... at the very end of the show, after the outro, so you can skip it entirely if you have misophonia. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. Special thanks to our local business partner, Nicoletta's Catering - if you live in the Middle Tennessee area, stop on by their location at 820 College St in Clarksville, and tell 'em Kirk sent ya. They make the jalapeno cheese spread that Kirk mentions in this episode, and if you're wondering if it's good, don't just take his word for it... they sell 5,000 pounds of it each year! #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 11: Sleeping Woody

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 67:27


    This week we talk about Brad's tongue, connective people, stuff we've bought used, and Kirk (sorta) rants about wasabi. Honestly, this might be our most boring episode ever, but give it a listen anyway! We'd also like to hear from you - tell us a story about a weird job you've had. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 10: Llama-natrix

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 73:41


    This week, as if our previous Wheel of Hate segment weren't enough, the show gets dominated by llamas (llama-nated?)... again. We also talk about what we're grateful for this week, koalas, Australia, colonizing Mars, and we give the Wheel of Hate a spin and hear a new rant from Kirk on why rodents/rabbits as pets are basically the worst. We'd also like to hear from you - describe your ultimate sandwich. Yes, sandwich, and don't skimp on the details. We'll feature your response in next week's episode! Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 9: Fake It Till You Make It

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 78:03


    This week, Kirk nearly drowns himself during the recording session (no, really). We also talk about gratitude, Holly's recent health issues, the power of the placebo effect, self love, and we introduce The Wheel of Hate and give it a spin. Join us and find out where it landed. Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. New episodes drop every Friday. Have a question, feedback, or just feel like jerking our chain? We'd love to hear from you! Voicemail: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: EverythingKirkHates@gmail.com Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit anchor.fm/EverythingKirkHates and click Support. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 8: Ch-Ch-Changes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 76:10


    We missed you last week! We're still getting through some technical issues so we apologize for the audio quality, but we couldn't go another week without dropping an episode. This week we cover some of our favorite musicians - from John Lennon to David Bowie to Leonard Cohen - and touch on everything from religion, the afterlife, our inherent resistance to change, and more. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 7: Inner Retrospect

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 57:53


    In this episode, we chat about our childhood experiences that continue to inform our decisions and behaviors well into adulthood - everything from creamed potatoes and ear aches to nursing homes and... murder. Oh yes, it gets real interesting, folks. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 6: Pleasure Spiked with Pain

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 53:44


    This week we take on pleasure and pain - which one is more valuable to the human experience? Are they two ends of the same spectrum? Is it really possible to experience one without the other? We dig into it and talk about the pain and pleasure we experience from sex, childbirth, tattoos, and beyond. We also share some answers and perspectives from comments you sent us on Facebook and Instagram. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 5: Dream a Little Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 66:59


    This week we discuss dreams - our own and some of yours, submitted in response to our Question of the Week: "What was your most memorable dream and how did it impact your life?" It gets a little personal, folks... and a little metaphysical. Good stuff. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 4: Be Mine 4 Eva

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 59:40


    This week, we dig into Valentine's Day - what we like about it, what we don't like about it, and how we define love in an age of commercialism. We also dig into self-love, the importance of suffering, and Kirk delivers a scorching diatribe of one of the most iconic Valentine's Day candies: Conversation Hearts. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate #valentinesday --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

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    Episode 3: Well F*ck

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 61:21


    This week, we chat about swear words and get into the origins of some of our favorites, as well as the evolutionary psychology of cursing. We also dig into memory recall, Holly's crush on Sir David Attenborough, Radium Girls, the war on drugs, and some of our own personal experiences with mindfulness meditation as a replacement to certain prescription drugs, and more. Join us! Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 2: Compli-mental

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 52:59


    This week we dive into personal territory as we examine how our own perception of ourselves affects our response to compliments from others. We also touch on new developments with the podcast, share some listener comments, discuss the humorous possibilities of meditative ASMR, and much more. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

    Episode 1: The Phoenix Event

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 52:52


    In our debut episode, we talk about what got us started with the podcast, Kirk's birthday, the short life of EverydayKirk.com, journaling/expressive writing, the magic of words, being a creative, and a full-blown rant on the non-existence of carrot "juice" by Kirk. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit ekhpod.com and click Support Us. We don't make this podcast for profit, but your support will help pay for production costs so we can keep making new episodes. Thanks! We want to hear from you! Call, text, email, or reach out on social media. Hotline: (615) 669-7599 / E-mail: hello@ekhpod.com Enjoy the show? Be sure to subscribe, and help us grow our audience by sharing this episode on your socials. #ekhpodcast #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastlife #podcasts #podcasting #everythingkirkhates #availablenow #fridays #subscribe #anchorfm #newepisode #wheelofhate --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythingkirkhates/support

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