Football Neophyte

Harry the HeroAnge Out, Dyche InArsenal's title to loseScenes at SelhurstNeophyte Focus: Out with a Migraine (must've watched Wolves)Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 218

The cats away, the neophytes will play!Deep Dive into Wolves and the bottom of the tableNeophyte Focus: LiverpoolMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 217

We have to talk PalaceWho you play mattersHow long can Amorim surviveCarabao recapNeophyte Focus: ChelseaMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 216

Liverpool continues their dominanceSurprises at the top of the tableGlorious Red CardsVilla finally scoresWolves still can't winNeophyte Focus: SunderlandMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 215

Liverpool escapes...againSpurs keep Andrew investedUnited are losing ChrisAnge picks up where he left offWill Aston Villa ever score?Neophyte Focus: EvertonMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 214

Liverpool Reigns SupremeTroubles in the MidlandsDeadline Day Live ReactionsNeophyte Focus: TottenhamMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 213

London is Red, White, and BlueEverton Opens New Stadium With a BangToo Much TottenhamNeophyte Focus: ForestMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 212

Welcome to this week's episode of Soccer Neophytes...this week we recap MOST of matchweek one: Sunderland Shocks, Spurs Impress, City Dominates, and United is good? We'll also share our over-reactions and Kurtis gives us his first impressions of Arsenal.Neophyte Focus: ArsenalMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 211

We introduce this season's Neophyte, Kurtis.Predictions: Top 7, Relegation, Golden Boot, Golden Glove, Manager of the Year, First Manager to Get Sacked, Best Summer Signing, Wolves Award, Traore Award, and One Hot Take.Kit Review: Best and Worst Top and Overall CollectionsA New Best Bet Format!Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 210

Soccer Neophytes Season 8 Kicks Off!We preview the newly promoted teams: Leeds United, Burnley, and Sunderland.Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 209

Its the final episode of the season!Pre-season prediction reviewTraore AwardEllie chooses his team, which will likely lead to a lifetime of disappointment and heartache!Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 208

It was a weekend for Soccer Neophytes legendsThe CapJamie Vardy's 200thBreaking News regarding the Race for Europe!Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 207

The shit end of the seasonWho gets 5th? 8th? 13th?Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 206

The Curse of Ellie continues.Have City and Chelsea secured their Champions League dreams?Wolverhampton Wanders are human after all.Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 205

Liverpool win the leaguethe race for Europe tightens upWolves are the hottest team in Europewhy Fulham, Brighton and Bournemouth are huge City supportersEllie narrows it down to his final four! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 204

Liverpool is running it backBye Bye Leicester, Hello Leeds and BurnleyWolves continue their climbThree more owners before Ellie picks his final 4Neophyte Focus: AVL-NEWMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 203

Salah is Staying!City is Back...again?We Make European PredictionsNate Relishes Wolves AscentNeophyte Focus: WOL-TOT / NEW-MNUMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 202

We look at the owners of Arsenal, Fulham, and Brighton.Premier League records set...for the wrong reasonsHot and Not HotNeophyte Focus: ARS-FUL / CP-BHAMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 201

Ellie selects his final 8Chris, Andrew and I give our year end best case scenariosNewcastle wins their first trophy in decadesEuropean BreakdownNeophyte Focus: N/AMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 200

Mo Salah's amazing aeasonNuno masterclassThis bizarre season in statsPL Summer Series announcedNeophyte Focus: N/AMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 199

Bitch SeshFA Cup Round of 16 RecapNeophyte Focus: LIV-NEWMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 198

The passing of the batonArsenal's broken offenseTwo standout playersThe race for EuropeNeophyte Focus: AVL-CHEMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 197

We glaze Evertong Defenders are playing forwardsMarmoush is the New HaalandCup Re-CapNeophyte Focus: BHA-CHE / FUL-FORMusic is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The RoosterEpisode 196

Arsenal humbles City Forest bounces back Everyone's tearing their ACLs The transfer window slams shut Neophyte Focus: BOU-FOR Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 195

Bournemouth routs Forest in a battle for Europe and Ellie's heart Spurs-Sanity at an all time high City is for sure Back Transfer Window hopes a tearful(?) goodbye to a Soccer Neophytes Legend Neophyte Focus: BOU-FOR Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 194

FA Cup 3rd Round recap Double matchweek winners and losers Can Forest win the league? Ellie give us his final 12! Neophyte Focus: West Ham United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 193

Is Man City Back? The bizarre Spurs Has United figured it out? On the eve of the 3rd round of the FA cup we play I"s this a real team?" Neophyte Focus: Bournemouth Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 192

Wolves take 4 points from United and Spurs...is there anything else to talk about? Neophyte Focus: Wolves & Everton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 191 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Great week for people named Jesus City are worse than Wolves 3-0 scorelines rule! Liverpool prove a point Neophyte Focus: Aston Villa Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 190 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Manchester is Red Chelsea creeps on Liverpool Double Sacking Forest in Champions League position! Neophyte Focus: Chelsea Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 189 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Chris and Andrew are ashamed of their teams. Nate is too, but he showed up. Who had the best/work week? Which manager is getting sacked next? Neophyte Focus: Southampton / Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 188 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Liverpool win the league. 12 others vie for Europe. Important Either/Or Questions. FA Cup draw...some teams got the short end of the stick! Neophyte Focus: Forest Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 187 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Wolves ball out...literally! Spurs steal their thunder. Amorim has work to do. Ellie reveals his first tiers list. Neophyte Focus: Newcastle Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 186 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

City in shambles. Wolves win! Is Liverpool going to win the league? Ruud leaves as Amorim arrives. Andrew lets Nate down, not once, but twice! Neophyte Focus: Brentford Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 185 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Two title contenders lose and one takes advantage A surprising team in 3rd Ruud gets a new manager bounce Will O'Neil finally get bounced? Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 184 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

We're reminded once again that existence is pain The beautiful game can be quite cruel We finally have our first sacking of the young season. Neophyte Focus: Tottenham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 183 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Spurs remind us it's a beautiful game. Forest and Palace are two teams that exist. Finally down to our last lossless club. The legend of Johnny Stones continues to grow. Neophyte Focus: Liverpool Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 182 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Spurs Gonna Spur Wolves Gonna Wolf United Gonna United Ellie Features: Brighton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 180 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Spurs continue digging Ten Hag's grave Cole Palmer's record setting half Arsenal Chelsea and Liverpool take advantage of City's draw Premier League is soft as fuck Ellie Features: Manchester United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 180 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Stones from Stone A Handball for the Ages Which Neophyte's Manager Will Be Sacked First? New Segment: Most Surprising Ellie Features: Manchester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 179 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

North London Derby Point deduction rumors Everton collapses...again Ellie features Fulham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 178 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Ellie's Focus: Ipswich Town The transfer deadline has passed... So has Everton's time in the Premier League? A rough-ish weekend for the Soccer Neophytes! Who has had the most surprising start? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 177 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Ellie reviews Arsenal Wolves are Shit Everton are Shittier Our Best Bets are Shittiest ...and Oasis? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 176 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Matchweek One Review: Ellie reviews Crystal Palace. Burgeoning Feuds. Over-reactions! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 175 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

The best episode of the season! We introduce season seven's neophyte, Ellie. You get to hear our off the wall Predictions. And we tell you the truth about the best (and worst) kits. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 174 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

The boys are back with a preview of the three newly promoted teams: Ipswich Town Southampton Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 173 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Final Matchweek Recap Prediction Recap Traore Award Winner Lundberg picks his team! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 172 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Andrew and Chris come to you live from the interwebs and discuss the frustrating 23-24 sports season, The race to finish the season, the miracles needed at the bottom and the incoming teams. Sorry for the sort of crazy mid section where Andrew kept losing his connection and it led to some interesting overlays of discussions. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Stu (@Stuj4z) from Wolves Fancast (@wolvesfancast), Tereak (@tereaktalks) from Tereak Talks, and JC (@JcSpitfire) from Eagle-Eyed Football (@eagleeyedball) join us to try to convince Chris on why they should choose their clubs. Notably missing? Villa of course! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 170 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Arsenal is Back on Top Who has the best schedule going forward? Who else is making moves? Andrew Has a Pop Quiz --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

Final Four Week! New Leader at the Top Will Wolves score again this season? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 168 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support