Goats and Gamebots

Season 23 - Survivor: South Pacific! The boys vent about enduring the Dark Era of Survivor and being ghosted by Coach Wade multiple times. Zach confuses the Hawaiian Punch mascot for a tiki, Andrew shows support for bullies everywhere, and Juice claims that the Devil makes better tv than God!  We review Jack And Jill (2011) in depth and invite the Gooftroop to participate in future episodes. BLAM!!!

BONUS EPISODE - The Challenge: Rivals III!  Zach encounters technical difficulties while hosting the podcast for the first time, and has an alarming emergency mid-episode! Juice plugs a Challenge-themed ORG he's playing, and Andrew fully embraces his villainous tendencies. A mozzarella stick causes a rift in the gang, and heavy drinking ultimately leads to a chaotic mess.  We're sorry in advance!

Season 22 - Survivor: Redemption Island! A podcast rivalry is revitalized by a special guest, and an old friend stops by to prove he's more than just a bad impression. We discuss God's favorite television show, debate more gorilla fight scenarios, and question whether or not this season was rigged. Join us to learn why you should never go “Full Murphy” and why Scottsdale Robb is banned from the City Rob Convention!

Season 21 - Survivor: Nicaragua! The gang expresses their disdain for the Medallion of Power and almost every casting decision (especially Chase Rice). Jack narrates some Dan Lembo fanfic, Andrew leads a Gulliver's Travels movie challenge, and Zach goes full Gemini in support of this season's winner. Strap in for a hijinks & gabagool heavy episode!

A recap of Survivor S1-20 and the last year of our podcast… we gab about our own Survivor-themed drinking game and rank our favorite members of the Gooftroop! The boys pit the hottest castaways against each other in the Babe/Hunk Bracket, and a special guest becomes a sworn enemy of the podcast. Tune in for goofs, gaffs, highlights & top 5's galore!

Season 20 - Survivor: Heroes vs Villains! The boys dive into JT’s idol mishap, Parv’s outstanding moves, and Colby’s complete incompetence. Boston Rob drives all the way to the studio to change his name, teach some vocabulary, and quiz us on Boston’s rich history! Jack simps for Coach (and his Ponderosa band) almost as much as Andrew does for whales.

Season 19 - Survivor: Samoa! From scathing digs of the British monarchy to unfortunate missed branding opportunities, this review has something in it for everyone. The tables turn when Jack reveals a fear that Andrew surprisingly disagrees with, and Zach ponders existential questions of God & the stars.

Season 18 - Survivor: Tocantins! Jack unveils his new intro title, Zach reads some compelling Coach fan-fiction, and Andrew discloses his crippling fear of “James and the Giant Peach.” We also discuss Jeff’s weird obsession with one castaway’s tooth, and the Charmin Bears’ unhealthy toilet paper lust.

Season 17 - Survivor: Gabon! A weird episode for a weird ass season... we officially name our fanbase “The Goof Troop,” spend half an hour discussing different “elephant vs. gorilla” fight scenarios, and obsess over castaway legends like Kenneth Gaboner & Bobby “Carnival Game” Crowley. Jack participates in a F3 challenge of his own while Andrew & Zach enjoy independent reading time!

Season 16 - Survivor: Micronesia! The fellas conclude their AK Marathon with deep discussions surrounding Erik’s affinity for boobs and Andrew’s hatred for Ami. Zach wins the horniest challenge of the podcast (so far), and Jack laments his decision to purchase a subscription to Ozzy’s OnlyFans. Also, #CirieWasRobbed!

Season 15 - Survivor: China! The first part of our back-to-back Amanda Kimmel Marathon… we all finally agree upon this season’s tribal council, debut our new “Walk of Shame” segment, and book a last minute guest who answers one very important question. Listen to discover our favorite James’ quotes, learn about The Art of War (2000), and find out how ass can change the world.

Bonus Episode - Real World: Skeletons! In this special episode, the boys toss back a few brewskies, reminisce about their favorite city, and review The Real World: Skeletons! Challenges to see who’s the “most Chicago,” extensive astrology breakdowns, and all other sorts of drunken shenanigans ensue… if you like trashy reality tv or the Jewel of the Midwest, this episode is for you!

Season 14: Fiji! The spookiest season yet! We rave about our favorite Yau-Man moments, struggle to pinpoint Sia’s biggest stinker, bicker over Probst bird impressions, and fantasize about the third installment in the “Three Men and a Baby” trilogy.

Season 13: Cook Islands! The gang discusses their top strategic moves, least favorite showmances, and high school sex talks. We also interview Billy Garcia, the season's iconic second boot, and learn how to get on the show, what makes Cao Boi the coolest castaway, and why you should never sprawl with Jeff Probst!

Season 12: Panama - Exile Island! The boys break in their new podcast studio by gushing about Terry, Cirie, & Shane. Zach feels conflicted over caves, Andrew figures out how to pronounce 'Parvati,' and Jack purchases a future episode with his fire tokens!

Season 11: Guatemala! We discuss one of the best tribal councils to date, Andrew’s crippling fear of twins, and Zach’s strained relationship with Donnie Darko. Jack cannot remember how to operate the soundboard to save his life.

Season 10: Palau! The gang discovers Andrew’s burning hatred for dolphins and recounts some “rockhead” horror stories. Zach ranks his favorite Tribal Councils that have roofs. Jack introduces an innovative new game mechanic that revolutionizes the pod!

Season 9: Vanuatu! Zach performs candy-themed ASMR, Andrew is sidetracked by Spy Kids 2, and Jack gets offended (like a typical Virgo). We also talk about Survivor, although barely.

Season 8: All Stars! A season of stars! All of the stars, in fact! The guys talk the America’s tribal council twist, Kathy’s new found swagger, and quiz Zach on the dreaded closer look episode. As well as another appearance from friend of the show Boston Rob!

Season 7: Pearl Islands! One of the most acclaimed seasons and it doesn't disappoint! The guys dig a little too deep into pirates, attempt to dissect the truth of Jeff's Special, and talk about Trish's talent for misspelling fellow castaway's names.

Season 6: The Amazon! The boys test their knowledge of one another in a challenge for fire tokens. We also incessantly joke about erections, rightfully compliment Jeff on his jet ski, and discover Jenna & Heidi’s Playboy spread.

Season 5: Thailand! We struggle to find anything good to say about this season, discuss the completely unlikeable cast members, and spend a few moments talking about Brian and his wife's soft-core feature film.

Season 4: Marquesas! We offend Hufflepuffs, multiple religions, and most of the greater New England area. Andrew reveals his disdain for kites, and a very special guest visits the podcast to plug his new Cameo discounts!

Season 3: Africa! As we review Survivor: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, we discuss Lex’s million dollar stummy issues, Kim’s Pink Ranger vibes and Sia’s biggest stinker.

Season 2: The Australian Outback! Jack (poorly) shows off his new soundboard and campaigns for Probst’s job. Zach explores the relationship between villainy and libido while Andrew defends his brisket-loving king.

Season 1: Borneo! We talk the very first season of the world's greatest game, voting alphabetically, the first soakin' wet Jeff Probst spotting, and our disdain for Bryant Gumbel.

What was meant to be a test becomes our first episode! We introduce ourselves, breakdown the premise, and of course talk a little Survivor.