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Two Survivor super fans drag their friend through his first viewing of the entire show from season 1 to 40.

Goats and Gamebots


    • Mar 20, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 30m AVG DURATION
    • 27 EPISODES


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    Big Coch(ran) Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 82:22


    Season 23 - Survivor: South Pacific! The boys vent about enduring the Dark Era of Survivor and being ghosted by Coach Wade multiple times. Zach confuses the Hawaiian Punch mascot for a tiki, Andrew shows support for bullies everywhere, and Juice claims that the Devil makes better tv than God!  We review Jack And Jill (2011) in depth and invite the Gooftroop to participate in future episodes. BLAM!!!

    A Cold One with Ya Bois

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 78:23


    BONUS EPISODE - The Challenge: Rivals III!  Zach encounters technical difficulties while hosting the podcast for the first time, and has an alarming emergency mid-episode! Juice plugs a Challenge-themed ORG he's playing, and Andrew fully embraces his villainous tendencies. A mozzarella stick causes a rift in the gang, and heavy drinking ultimately leads to a chaotic mess.  We're sorry in advance!

    The New Hotness (feat. Rob Cesternino & Actual Boston Rob)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 84:05


    Season 22 - Survivor: Redemption Island! A podcast rivalry is revitalized by a special guest, and an old friend stops by to prove he's more than just a bad impression. We discuss God's favorite television show, debate more gorilla fight scenarios, and question whether or not this season was rigged. Join us to learn why you should never go “Full Murphy” and why Scottsdale Robb is banned from the City Rob Convention!

    Survivor: Jimmy Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 85:29


    Season 21 - Survivor: Nicaragua! The gang expresses their disdain for the Medallion of Power and almost every casting decision (especially Chase Rice). Jack narrates some Dan Lembo fanfic, Andrew leads a Gulliver's Travels movie challenge, and Zach goes full Gemini in support of this season's winner. Strap in for a hijinks & gabagool heavy episode!

    A Closer Look: Bonanza Clipshow Retrospective! (ft. Randy Bailey)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 114:28


    A recap of Survivor S1-20 and the last year of our podcast… we gab about our own Survivor-themed drinking game and rank our favorite members of the Gooftroop! The boys pit the hottest castaways against each other in the Babe/Hunk Bracket, and a special guest becomes a sworn enemy of the podcast. Tune in for goofs, gaffs, highlights & top 5's galore!

    Deep in the Dunkies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 99:13


    Season 20 - Survivor: Heroes vs Villains! The boys dive into JT’s idol mishap, Parv’s outstanding moves, and Colby’s complete incompetence. Boston Rob drives all the way to the studio to change his name, teach some vocabulary, and quiz us on Boston’s rich history! Jack simps for Coach (and his Ponderosa band) almost as much as Andrew does for whales.

    Ponderosa Toilet Wine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 95:43


    Season 19 - Survivor: Samoa! From scathing digs of the British monarchy to unfortunate missed branding opportunities, this review has something in it for everyone. The tables turn when Jack reveals a fear that Andrew surprisingly disagrees with, and Zach ponders existential questions of God & the stars.

    Toughest Muchacho This Side of The Mississippi

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2021 91:44


    Season 18 - Survivor: Tocantins! Jack unveils his new intro title, Zach reads some compelling Coach fan-fiction, and Andrew discloses his crippling fear of “James and the Giant Peach.” We also discuss Jeff’s weird obsession with one castaway’s tooth, and the Charmin Bears’ unhealthy toilet paper lust.

    Gabonin' Like Gals

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 102:56


    Season 17 - Survivor: Gabon! A weird episode for a weird ass season... we officially name our fanbase “The Goof Troop,” spend half an hour discussing different “elephant vs. gorilla” fight scenarios, and obsess over castaway legends like Kenneth Gaboner & Bobby “Carnival Game” Crowley. Jack participates in a F3 challenge of his own while Andrew & Zach enjoy independent reading time!

    Onlyfans vs Favorites

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 91:01


    Season 16 - Survivor: Micronesia! The fellas conclude their AK Marathon with deep discussions surrounding Erik’s affinity for boobs and Andrew’s hatred for Ami. Zach wins the horniest challenge of the podcast (so far), and Jack laments his decision to purchase a subscription to Ozzy’s OnlyFans. Also, #CirieWasRobbed!

    What's My Wife's Name?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 87:39


    Season 15 - Survivor: China! The first part of our back-to-back Amanda Kimmel Marathon… we all finally agree upon this season’s tribal council, debut our new “Walk of Shame” segment, and book a last minute guest who answers one very important question. Listen to discover our favorite James’ quotes, learn about The Art of War (2000), and find out how ass can change the world.

    Chicago AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 109:06


    Bonus Episode - Real World: Skeletons! In this special episode, the boys toss back a few brewskies, reminisce about their favorite city, and review The Real World: Skeletons! Challenges to see who’s the “most Chicago,” extensive astrology breakdowns, and all other sorts of drunken shenanigans ensue… if you like trashy reality tv or the Jewel of the Midwest, this episode is for you!

    Stinkers vs Stars

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 70:50


    Season 14: Fiji! The spookiest season yet! We rave about our favorite Yau-Man moments, struggle to pinpoint Sia’s biggest stinker, bicker over Probst bird impressions, and fantasize about the third installment in the “Three Men and a Baby” trilogy.

    Florida of the Midwest (feat. Billy Garcia)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 94:58


    Season 13: Cook Islands! The gang discusses their top strategic moves, least favorite showmances, and high school sex talks. We also interview Billy Garcia, the season's iconic second boot, and learn how to get on the show, what makes Cao Boi the coolest castaway, and why you should never sprawl with Jeff Probst!

    Tites Go Down, Mites Go Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 81:58


    Season 12: Panama - Exile Island! The boys break in their new podcast studio by gushing about Terry, Cirie, & Shane. Zach feels conflicted over caves, Andrew figures out how to pronounce 'Parvati,' and Jack purchases a future episode with his fire tokens!

    The Chaotic Potential of Being a Twin

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 97:39


    Season 11: Guatemala! We discuss one of the best tribal councils to date, Andrew’s crippling fear of twins, and Zach’s strained relationship with Donnie Darko. Jack cannot remember how to operate the soundboard to save his life.

    Island With No Theme

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 99:41


    Season 10: Palau! The gang discovers Andrew’s burning hatred for dolphins and recounts some “rockhead” horror stories. Zach ranks his favorite Tribal Councils that have roofs. Jack introduces an innovative new game mechanic that revolutionizes the pod!

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    Vanna White: Island of Lost Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 95:39


    Season 9: Vanuatu! Zach performs candy-themed ASMR, Andrew is sidetracked by Spy Kids 2, and Jack gets offended (like a typical Virgo). We also talk about Survivor, although barely.

    Bada Bing, Bada Boom, Boston Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 95:55


    Season 8: All Stars! A season of stars! All of the stars, in fact! The guys talk the America’s tribal council twist, Kathy’s new found swagger, and quiz Zach on the dreaded closer look episode. As well as another appearance from friend of the show Boston Rob!

    Rubert

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 98:11


    Season 7: Pearl Islands! One of the most acclaimed seasons and it doesn't disappoint! The guys dig a little too deep into pirates, attempt to dissect the truth of Jeff's Special, and talk about Trish's talent for misspelling fellow castaway's names.

    Jeff Ski

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 90:49


    Season 6: The Amazon! The boys test their knowledge of one another in a challenge for fire tokens. We also incessantly joke about erections, rightfully compliment Jeff on his jet ski, and discover Jenna & Heidi’s Playboy spread.

    Ugh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 76:36


    Season 5: Thailand! We struggle to find anything good to say about this season, discuss the completely unlikeable cast members, and spend a few moments talking about Brian and his wife's soft-core feature film.

    Dr. Johnny Pots & Pans, M.D.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 99:37


    Season 4: Marquesas! We offend Hufflepuffs, multiple religions, and most of the greater New England area. Andrew reveals his disdain for kites, and a very special guest visits the podcast to plug his new Cameo discounts!

    Get Gooned, Bro

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 103:48


    Season 3: Africa! As we review Survivor: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, we discuss Lex’s million dollar stummy issues, Kim’s Pink Ranger vibes and Sia’s biggest stinker.

    Dewkies & Dorito Dust

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 98:23


    Season 2: The Australian Outback! Jack (poorly) shows off his new soundboard and campaigns for Probst’s job. Zach explores the relationship between villainy and libido while Andrew defends his brisket-loving king.

    Don't Paint Over the Mona Lisa

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 74:38


    Season 1: Borneo! We talk the very first season of the world's greatest game, voting alphabetically, the first soakin' wet Jeff Probst spotting, and our disdain for Bryant Gumbel.

    Too Many Blindsides?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 47:49


    What was meant to be a test becomes our first episode! We introduce ourselves, breakdown the premise, and of course talk a little Survivor.

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