Group Therapy with Jonathan Wier & Ayla Brown Podcast

Group Therapy Confessions: I hate Halloween because I don't like being scared I always take my shoes off when I drive Sometimes I wake up in a panic because I feel like I'm falling in my sleep I haven't gone to the dentist since I was a child I'm 60 and retiring from sales and want to start a band I go grocery shopping in the next town over so I don't run into people I take all my clothes off when I poop

My parents have a college fund for me, but I don't want to go to college. I asked to use it for a down payment for a house but my parents said no

I took my son to a wedding dressed in a Patriots jersey and crocs and the bride is angry at me, so she cropped my son out of all of the photos

I use my father's handicap placard to park in handicapped parking when he's not with me

My husband put a security camera in his daughter's bedroom and I'm uncomfortable with that

Group Therapy Confessions: I go through my neighbors trash on trash day to see if there's anything I want My dog makes me watch reruns of ALF People want me to be upset about my divorce, but I'm happy and people don't understand why I like to superglue myself to things to see how long it takes me to get free  Sometimes I go days without eating just because I don't think to I've only eaten chicken fries for two months

I'm planning on quitting my job, and a friend of mine at work screwed something up. Should I take the fall for him so that I get fired instead of him?

I told my hormonal 13 year old son that he is no fun anymore because he was been moody and removed and he cried

I am a bartender and I wear skimpy clothes to make better tips but it bothers my husband so he wants me to quit

I drunkenly told my Disney loving wife that I booked a trip to Disney for her as a surprise but I have no idea how I'm going to pay for it and I have to tell her we can't go

Group Therapy Confessions: I like to pee in the pool because it reminds me of my ex-wife I miss my son so much when he's in preschool that I keep him in the car longer than I should when I drop him off in the morning I use my toenails as toothpicks  I get a ringing in my ears after sex I'm scared of my mother's Roomba I wince every time I hear the "Is That Normal" sound effect My husband doesn't use a spoon to eat Jell-o

My friend group has lunch every few weeks and one friend always tries to cheap out on the bill

I've been bringing my 8 year old son to AA meetings with me

My 17 year old came home drunk and threw up all over. My husband doesn't think it's a big deal, but I think he should be punished

My mother-in-law wants to have a memory board of dead relatives at my wedding, but I think its creepy

Group Therapy Confessions: I wish my boyfriend's eyesight was worse I'm in my 40's and falling for the 19 year old who works at the fast food drive thru I was nervous on a job interview and asked for both tea and coffee I had my period on my parents' couch and blamed the stain on the dog  I intentionally leave cabinets open to annoy my husband

I'm frustrated with my child's teacher requiring specific expensive school supplies and expecting me to chip in for classroom supplies she can afford herself

My niece is eloping and I'm the only one who knows. Should I tell her parents?

My wife wants to do a photoshoot of our newborn baby naked

My sister announced that she was pregnant at my wedding and I'm angry at her for stealing my moment

I only have my kids every other week, so after their last meal I leave the dirty dishes in the sink for a week  I invite my in-laws over because it's the only way my wife ever cleans the house My husband asked me to put on a mask during sex and I misunderstood and got a COVID mask I'm a functional drunk who gave up drinking and I miss it I'm a 42 year old woman in love with Jim

My husband was invited to the wedding of a friend that he had a huge crush on before we met and I don't want him to go

The egg donor for my baby keeps asking if she can babysit for us, but she referred to her as "our baby" so I'm worried what she might do

I want to take my wife on a vacation to help her get over grieving her dead mother, but she wants to bring her teenage son who I don't get along with at all 

My wife and I let our teenage son smoke pot, but my wife wants to punish our daughter for doing the same thing

Group Therapy Confessions: My wife asked me to mail in her ballot, but I didn't like who she voted for so I threw it away  I like to bite the family soap

I was on a plane with my four year old daughter and the man in the seat next to her started watching "The Boys", so she could see it. I asked him to stop and he refused

My wife is a vegetarian but my son and I are not. She made us spaghetti with soy meat sauce and lied to us about it to trick us into eating it

My 18 year old daughter got a tattoo of her boyfriend's name and I think it's a bad idea, so I told her to get it removed or I'll throw her out of the house

My daughter adopted a dog against my will but doesn't take care of it at all, so I returned it to the shelter

In this week's edition of Group Therapy Confessions, its just the guys, Jonathan and Jim, giving advice on whether these confessions are normal: I thought someone was following me home because I didn't recognize my neighbor  I don't trust myself with heights because I'm worried I might jump My girlfriend left me for a guy who runs a kiosk at the mall I get aroused at the same place on the highway every day When I send a work email I compulsively read it over and over

My married boss relentlessly hits on me at the office when no one else is around and no one believe me

I had my daughter young and I don't want her to get pregnant so I made her promise not to date before she turns 18. I think she is dating someone behind my back and I want to do something about it. How do I stop her from dating?

I hit a truck parked next to my car, but he was parked so badly that I don't feel bad about it and I left without leaving a note

My husband picks his nose and eats it and its grossing me out

My co-worker is allergic to eggs, but I still want to be able to eat them every day and people think I'm being a jerk

My employee wants to take time off from work to grieve over her dead dog, but I don't think it's a good reason to miss work

If video killed the radio star, what did the internet kill?

My boyfriend took me with him to a strip club and I ended up befriending one of the strippers. Now my boyfriend is uncomfortable with us being friends

My daughter caught me peeing in the sink The best day of my life was catching a David Ortiz foul ball at Fenway, not the birth of my child I tried on another man's glasses while pooping in a Dunkin Donuts  I lied to my wife about cheating on my diet at McDonalds  

My wife had a baby last year and isn't trying to get back in shape. She looks like a "tube of dough" but I don't know how to tell her she needs to lose weight

My girlfriend wants to put a tracking app on my phone and won't tell me why. She has no reason not to trust me

While we were staying at an AirBnb, my seven year old son broke a TV and I replaced it. But my wife thinks I shouldn't have had to pay for it

I overheard my parents talking about how they only had me to try and save their marriage and since it didn't work, they regret having me

In this week's Group Therapy Confessions we hear: I lied about being Catholic to date my boyfriend I put ground up dog food in the coffee at work to see if anyone would notice I don't like looking at my friends' baby ultrasound pictures  

My sister was babysitting my daughter and let her go in the pool without sunscreen and she came home with a bad sunburn even though her sister put sunscreen on her own kids

I was doing laundry while camping at the campground laundromat, and when I came back to get my laundry, a man had moved my laundry to put his own in the machine

I found my baby teeth in a drawer in my parents bedroom

I paid my sister in cash to babysit my kids and she lost the cash and she wants me to pay her again

I found an old answering machine from years ago with a message from my husband's ex and I never knew he cheated when we were first dating and now I don't know how to get past it because they're still friends

I used to women's room in a public place because the men's room was occupied and I couldn't hold it. But a woman came in and caught me in there and now I'm embarrassed