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The official podcast of the Kemp Mill Fantasy Football League. We sort of talk about fantasy football, but mostly we gossip and crap on each other.

Derek Fisher and Haircut


    • Dec 12, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 123 EPISODES


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    Luigi comes to KM?????

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 61:13


    ALLEGEDLY. I REPEAT, ALLEGEDLY. Referenced readings: The Onion's Bid to Buy Infowars Is Rejected in Court The Most Popular Recipes of 2024 The Story Behind the Greatest Internet Recipe Comment of All Time Interlude music: klez_sped.wav by shorthopper -- https://freesound.org/s/172858/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Kevin

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 67:36


    an annual tradition. nobody shared the links, sorry. this is also the 7/11 episode, season 7 episode 11. important stuff https://www.foxnews.com/sports/paul-tyson-ring-girl-sydney-thomas-reflects-newfound-fame-career-goals

    The fund raising episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 91:21


    "Schwatz needs to hear this." - Male Crab

    fundraising schwatz
    Two-a-days

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2024 66:25


    Well, it wouldn't be a return to KMFFL greatness if I didn't mess up the audio once. I don't think you can recognize it, but this was supposed to sound a lot better than it does. Not too bad tho IMO.

    Remember Some Bits

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 45:01


    Not those bits you perv! (actually those bits too. any bits will do.)

    Rank 'Em: Going Through the Motions Editions

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 35:17


    The best days for neders

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 61:07


    Make em, cowards.

    The Brad Pitt Snub

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 46:39


    We do seem to be "aging," and I, for one, don't like it.

    #Joey&Tani&YaacovTalkAboutThePats&OtherThings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 45:03


    As promised: Eitan Levine interview. Boo cancer, yay baseball, good for the jews. Did you do the remember today?

    Zecher L'Yitziyat Mitzrayim (K'ish Echad B'Gav Echad)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 47:41


    How do you warm up? If it's not at an angle you must not have nice long hair.

    Mawwij SZN

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2024 47:21


    Wally pipping is in the air. Good luck today

    State of the FFL XII

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 55:58


    We're old enough to do a haftarah I guess. Woe to the O's, nabors galore, and drama about the theater. We're so back boys.

    Ezra's Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 58:02


    There's only one asscaast, but there is always the next cast. In this case, it's Ezra's cast.

    Variations on 69

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2023 63:18


    The vibes are here, the host is back, i doubt you're listening

    Keyboard Mic

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 34:56


    Left the music on my other laptop.

    Internet Strangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2023 59:36


    THE NSFW LINK I PROMISED Schnabel Studios Rank em

    A Serious League

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 54:00


    The only thing less serious than the NBA is the Ben Shap*ro

    The Answer to the LCQ is Danny DeVito

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 65:00


    No, not Tommy also not Tani. But, Danny. Like our guest. Ezzy

    Tales from the 'Spital

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 53:07


    when did kevs become kevo? happy thanksgiving

    Dan D'Dan Dan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 69:29


    You wish i hyperlinked to things we mention in the show notes. Cowards, all of you.

    Office Gentlemen

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2023 48:47


    He doesn't know about this either

    kickin' it with KMFFL

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 83:40


    Spoiler content. We have two guests, a bombshell, and a few games. Solid ep IMHO. Welcome to the new listeners.

    rank em

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 75:59


    takes baby. rank em: forgotten luggage tanks tiers national parks babka french toast this year's keeper crop the guy who got the shas

    Marc Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 53:14


    I decided I won't be naming episodes for pets

    Simcha Szn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 47:57


    If you're here for engagement things, you are legally obligated to give a five star rating on apple podcasts or spotify. Shoutout to leeb shoutout aqib talib

    The Booth is Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 63:19


    Uriel really wanted me to call this episode Ham Horn App (not a sponsor, yet). For not 100% clear reasons I decided against that, but I did promise I would make this the show notes. Anyway gut moed for the next couple hours

    Commies and Royals

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2023 67:12


    Freeze your meat with us in the Dan Zone™️

    lettem off the cook!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 63:58


    We near a time when every day is Yom Adin. Something to pray for this year on Yom Hadin.

    Event of the Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 70:52


    Happy new year. Happy marriage. Happy contingency season. We're so fucking back baby. Be early.

    State of the FFL XI

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023 58:27


    As we enter our 11th year, the commish joins the pod to answer the most important question facing the league: is it too early to book KMS for the league's bar mitzvah?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023 90:01


    Is this the first emergency podcast in KMFFL history? Someone sound off in the slack. Late Sunday evening we got a Woj Bomb from KMFFL's own woj, Qewman. A detailed investigation has uncovered a secret society hiding in plain sight among the Kemp Mill Elite (itself a gated community –  technically they don't live behind gates but you get it). 7 families joined into 1, and have anointed themselves The Mishpacha. Who are the 7 families? Which family began the assembly? Are the T and M capitalized in the title of their whatsapp group? What will Qewman drop next? Is The Mishpacha a Russian Hoax? A Ukranian Hoax??? A QATARI HOAX?!?!?! (Hamevin Yavin.) The KMFFL Podcast convened with a special guest to discuss all that and more, in four distinct sections. 1) Haircut, D-Fish, and special guest waffle about nothing, wish Mazal Tovs and gut shabosses, and onboard a new show into The KMFFL Podcast Network 2) #TheMishpacha (with special guest & Qewman) 3) What is Kemp Mill Elite (with special guest & Qewman) 4) Haircut and D-Fish talk keepers (because this is a fantasy pod, isn't it?) Read the article about Haircut's great-grandpa here (you won't believe the title of this bad boy, but don't click the link until after you finish the ep). Additional optional reading for after the pod. Intro Music: The Godfather by NME aka Enemy Outro Music: Clique by Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Big Sean KMFFL Sidequest

    Chemical Imbalance

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 53:37


    I don't remember why I named this episode as I did. It's got a loose connection to the theme, but not much else. Kinda like some of the team names... Anyway, it's good to be back. Sorry for the bombshell. Wacky day. NGL this new logo rips. I'm gonna win the league with these keepers. Good to be back. Missed you shmucks.

    Podposal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 82:42


    They wouldn't let me share their registries. Still, two simchas means two intros. Gulp your fantas it's time for shtick. Remember that stuff we did? Yeah. Me too. It's all recorded in kmffl. Anyway, Mazals

    B2B

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 60:19


    This podcast is six of the last seven championships. Pay attention and maybe learn something. We're sweaty? You're sweaty. Get your drink up. Keep your webcam steady. I swear to god if you aren't secure and hydrated, you won't win KMFFL. But really, when you think about it, if you rap about your nihilism to a bbno$ type beat it doesn't feel nearly as crushing. So if—just as a hypothetical—you are the losingest finals appearer in league history, or you commish a league of people who love you but won't follow your vision, or you are en route to another continent to forget your pathetic footballing rooting interests ... and you want to put your feelings in a place that isn't your heavy heart, get a bouncy beat, a few claps, and write a few bars that pop with the pocket. It will all be okay. If you're not those people it works too. Until next season, I remain the greatest that ever was. But #playa is your champion. Bow down. It's a privilege to slack with greatness. How's that for boasting?

    Big Macho Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 41:20


    Good luck in the finals

    Mistaken Identity

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 62:45


    Two episodes in a week? IYH. History, but boring history. Good, maybe great fantasy finals incoming. Dinner. Elite Four. Poetry in motion. Jesse, if you see this, let us know if you killed the baddie in the slack.

    Baggage Gamblers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 62:47


    surprise. there are a bunches

    Late

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 63:08


    Busy week, sorry bout that

    Happy Thanksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 63:11


    what did you eat today

    DTZ

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 48:09


    The only podcast that talks about shitting out the mouth

    BeLeebered No More

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 62:32


    "Feel your balls in the shower." -- Male Crab

    Middle C

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 66:45


    I scheduled a vaccines, ordered falafel, and got another dub. Pity was there, paying a long-owed debt. DFish is ill but an FP. He was there too. Do you remember the juice boxes?

    pity fp middle c
    the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 36:02


    les gens ne sont pas des dollars. les gardiens sont tout, mais toujours une honte. Adin savait. derp.

    Distances Between Nickel and Quarter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 58:25


    Today was an experiment. You are the subject. Even when tent is low, the poles raise up high. Higher, even, than a monitor above its table. Prestige keepers / signature keepers / tragedies abound. I remembered you, but left myself behind. If you rub a rodent in the belly, does a dolphin attack? Shownotes are no longer for you. They are my domain. I am shadow. Are you in or out? Do your best, Slackbot will decide.

    This Is Not Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 57:09


    Doghouse, parents' house, greenhouse, we all have houses of one type or another. What room are you in while you listen? It's trade manna from heaven for our 10th year. LCQ, what was on the menu in the 10th year of wandering the desert? Sorry Adin. Sorry Sarah. HBD fork.

    doghouse hbd lcq sorry sarah
    Good Luck

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 85:21


    Judgement day in t-minus 3 hours... just enough time for you to listen to the longest episode of the year and make it to shul in time to say tfillat zakah. Is this our 100th episode? it might be... *shrugs in erev yom kippur stress*

    BeLeebered

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 53:57


    In his darkest hour... he faces the music. LCQ, what poison is DFish growing

    Is there a room for an NPC in the new world order?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 59:50


    Games! Food! Jesse? Follow along, answer sheets below.

    Platinum Seeds

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 56:14


    Which is more impressive? 10 years of the league or 5 seasons of the pod? Who needs to choose!! We have both. Other leagues are inferior. We talk jewish foods, parallel rankings structures, and run down week 1 in the leeb. @Leeb lmk what you think about that trade

    The Prophecy of the Hug Emoji

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 48:59


    This week's episode is brought to you by Super Bowl Champion, the inspiration of both Nelly's best bar and multiple *redacted* team names: Julius Peppers. Episode #90 is a quickie, but a goodie. As :drake-yes: once said, we're here for a good time, not a long time. Haircut is out of the Covid protocols and ready with TAKES. Meanwhile DFish is in the finals and all the sudden is a believer in the prophecy. Playoff review, finals preview, and some quality trivia that might have been just for us. The Ad T-Pain's YouTube Clips

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 54:49


    Action packed one. Skimping on show notes to get it out quickly. Get your booster, mask up, and stay safe y'all.

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