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Alyssa and Eddie get a little political, as Trump actually genuinely suggested people mainline disinfectant and butt-chug THE SUN-- the latter I'm kind of down with? Then we play a game of Am I the Asshole?, and Alyssa gets a little too personal. Alyssa slams spaghetti, so Eddie gives us some food science because he's a bad noodle apologist (but that potato tip is on point). Find out more at https://lets-get-shitty-show.pinecast.co

We're back from our holiday (?) break, talking New Years Resolutions (it took a while to edit this, okay?), and the Government Shutdown (that turned out to be the longest shutdown in US history #winning). Eddie rants about his coworkers, likens taxes to Happy Meals, and tricks Alyssa into talking about rat breeding and rat shows. Follow us on the Twitter, @EddietheAxe and @alyssadventures. Music by bff Diamondback Manhunter on Spotify, @Dbackmanhunter on Twitter, www.DiamonbackManhunter.com Find out more at https://lets-get-shitty-show.pinecast.co

EDDIE GOT FISTED, Part Duex of ??? (killme) We return for the second (or third) hour in this Lovcraftian hellscape Alyssa has been condemned to. She knew not the tribulations ahead, forging on in blissful naivete, deep into the yawning maw of this monster, FREDDY GOT FINGERED (2001)-- But reprieve! We stray off the topic of Tom Green's masterpiece to dissect the ineffable, from Donald Glover's This Is America, to the works of Tarantino, and this moves into the #MeToo Movement, and devolves somehow into a discussion about the sex drive of serial killers, and the nuance of gender. What even is this podcast you're listening to? Musical interlude track "The Ladder" by Special Guest Diamondback Manhunter on his album NEON ALCHEMIST, find more here; https://diamondbackmanhunter.bandcamp.com/

Oh my god. What happened? well we created the disasterpiece known as the Eddie Got Fingered saga. Imagine if you will 5+ hours of a scene by scen, post modernist breakdown of the movie Freddy Got Fingered. Time to stop imagining. It's real. More piece of the saga are to come, good luck Eddie. (totally not in hiding from the key lime pie thing, i swear) .... ...... !..!!! .. .! ! .

Hey baby, we hear that bluegrass a-callin’, word salad on a scrambled page. In this episode, Eddie and Alyssa, the duo that’s as American as apple pie, have a finger in a new conspiracy that is not easy as pie, so shut your pie-hole, cutie-pie, and eat this humble pie. If you don’t know about Piegate, maybe another you does? Interlude track; Four Clefs’ I LIKE PIE, I LIKE CAKE check us out on twitter @eddietheaxe

Alyssa’s had a bad day, and now you will too, as she discusses in too much detail, her experiences with bad gynecologists. Then she nerds out about writing again, sorry not sorry. Eddie has a revelation about reusable plastic bags pushed by the state with the Bag Ban— DROP EVERYTHING. We just broke the story of the fuckin’ decade. IT COULD BE KILLING YOU RIGHT NOW. Then Eddie talks mess on music, trying to keep Alyssa off the topic of screenwriting (the struggle is real), but note that This Is America had not been released at the time of recording this episode. hit us up on twitter @eddietheaxe

I've been radio silence over the whole contest. figured i should say something to you guys. please forgive the rough, rushed nature of the episode.

Alyssa actually has something to vent about— You guessed it. Screenwriting! We rag on various screenplay services, and briefly discuss management/representatives. This might be the most Alyssa has said in any one episode. Eddie has a coworker that’s a nice person, and he can’t handle it, so he attempts to bore her to death, but only succeeds in boring Alyssa, by putting her and you, dear Shitheads, through the same passive aggressive abuse as said coworker (who, spoiler alert, was super into it). We answer some listener questions, we talk about poop, we get into it a little talking about the Oregon man whose girlfriend katana’d him, and, while we talk about the Podern Madness Twitter polls in this episode (thank you again for your support), that shit got extra ugly after recording this ep. (feel free to look it up on Twitter if you’re curious). Basically, some sore loser accused us of cheating, and we ask him to prove it. Hours later we miraculously have an absurd number of votes, obviously paid for with an online cheat service. We assume this guy spent $50-80 to shame the Let’s Get Shitty Show. Little does he know, we do that ourselves, just about every other week or so. Thanks for listening, btw. :)

https://twitter.com/PodernMadness/status/975504630607118336 just vote @bloodbits

I'm so very sorry, please stand in support of the people i've hurt, and vote @bloodybits https://twitter.com/PodernMadness/status/972865613126406145

hey gang, thanks for the vote last week, we ran away with it. Please vote again. i'd appreciate it eddie

With our Thoughts and Prayers we Troll the ‘nets, and ponder the age old question “does a slug know it’s a slug?” Alyssa bickers with Russian Propagandists, but Eddie’s asking the real questions… Cat-eating ones. Eddie’s got Monster Hunter tips, and channels his inner Miss Marple in this classic Whodunit! We also discuss THE RITUAL movie, now that no one else is, because we’re timely. visit us on twitter leave us a review on i-tune give us a call 678-shitty-6

hey guys sorry for the late notice, you got 24 hours to vote for us. Apparently we are in a contest i wasn't aware of until a fan told me. I wanna win and hold a funeral for the grrrrrr podcast, whatever that is. vote @bloodybits

Alyssa’s got the post-concert plague! We reminisce about the 90s, Alyssa punched someone in the tit, and we toured the Museum of Death! We talk a lot of mess on our nemesis/rival’s fan base (no, not Trumpers), and look at Eddie’s new guitar (Jackson DR7T)! Check us out at www.letsgetshitty.com visit us on twitter  And as always, music provided by Diamondback Manhunter Buy his album people.

welcome to 2018! We been here for a week already, Alyssa confirms her crush on John Leguizamo. Makes sense that she would end up with a fiery, swarthy funny man like me. We discuss the state of comedy today, and review pinned tweets from some of the toppest comedy writers working today. Hold on to your sides, lest they be split in twain. I make some innocent assumptions about the target demographic of a neon blue malt liquor beverage called JOOSE. Which we sample in this episode. Check them out on twitter! They are pretty great. Then we round things off with butthole news, my boy clit, and proper fleshlight cleaning tips, and the best dogs to fuck, and Alyssa is ALMOST on board with me bullying people who deserve it. Check us out at www.letsgetshitty.com visit us on twitter  And as always, music provided by Diamondback Manhunter Buy his album people.

In this ep, Eddie’s got TWO special guests. That’s right, two for the price of one, you lucky ducks. Joining us is extra special guest Diamondback Manhunter, dropping his holiday track IN THIS SWEET EP. The first few mins has some minor audio issues. But Alyssa, the wizard of the 1’s and 2’s saves the day! Follow Diamondback Manhunter on soundcloud and watch out for his upcoming album Neon Alchemist.

We got picked up for another season (that’s how these things work, right?), and we’re bringing you even newsier news, even funnier funs, and more EXTREMELY HOT TAKES than ever before. We’re talkin’ bong hit transplants, we’re talkin’ split dicks and murder, we’re talkin’ the totally topical SECOND LIFE, suckaaaahs.

Fiver Sucksers. This week on the Let’s Get Shitty show, we talk pirating and get absolutely no where with it, and then we discuss a little too deeply why STRANGER THINGS had such a slow start while managing to mostly avoid spoilers. As an update, I got a new version

Hello and welcome to a very special halloween episode of the Let’s Get Shitty Show! This week I have 3 terror tales for all the spooks and ghouls out there. So Enjoy!

Combatting bombs in the garden, they bring the stink. GW Bush the war criminal is an endearing, kooky old painter akin to Jim Carrey compared to the hell tomb that is Trump’s presidency, but we have the answer to save the country! Fuck you, Missouri, my vote deserves more weight.

Want a free abortion? Move to Flint Michigan and have a tall glass of water. With how hard birth control is to acquire in some states, maybe they should bottle it, and sell it. Speaking of birth control, can someone please get all these little children to stop coming up

Hello and welcome back. Episode20 y’all. sound quality is great, and sucks. Great because we have a secret helper from across the pond, sucks because i put WAY too much gain in it, and you can hear i guess our breathing? I don’t know. Hey, I’m learning. I got a

He guys. Ya busy? No? ok, well here is a new episode of the show where to begin, politics as always, semantics about what even is a gravy, I kill a cat, then talk about how I’m not a step away from being a serial killer. We discuss some super

Hi gang i complain about advertising, movies, shitty birds and more. Alyssa joins us again. This time i buster her stylaphone, You’re welcome. We eat more bad mexican candy, and i complain about advertising that’s pro hitler, and anti shit.

This time it’s just me, eddie flying solo, without the old ball and chain amirite? This week i go over tech news, introduce a new segment, ed-DIY. and we hear some steamy erotica, suggested to us by listener StuffyUnicorn. Ear bleach. I think that is what we need, holy lord

All you trumpers rejoice! Alyssa is here to defend your use of a dog whistle racist term! Cause you know. Every perceived transgression is real. Be careful on that slope, it’s a bit slippery! I try and unite her with her supporters, but you know how niggardly she can be

Hello everybody! In this episode, we discuss a few things. The self checkout line, Pander-monium, horrible candy review, and some discussion of Get Out, which is a great movie btw. Visit us on twitter Check us out on itunes!

Hello folks. Before you bitch, yeah it’s late, and you know what? next episode I’m flying solo. Also, there isn’t a break song/me picking on autistic person. If this upsets you, I’ll send you a refund. Episode 14, and boy. what an episode. Am I right? This week we take

Oh hey. I didn’t see you over there. I guess it’s because I was too distracted by the Let’s Get shitty show EP 13! This week we discuss so many many things. Censoring the term Female Genital Mutilation, our top 3 gender swap remakes, and some handy dandy lady life

Hello and welcome to the 12th episode of the show. It’s a day late, but fuck you. My back hurts! /end old person rant. This week we take your questions, talk about the nintendo switch, and other stuff, I just edited it, I don’t wanna think about it and remember

Yeah Talking mad shit on UPS for the missing mic (Hence the shitty audio quality) Alyssa goes into her weird data entry fever dreams, I give some RADvice on dungeons and dragons. Also, we drink butter flavored soda, and nearly vomit. I burp into the mic, so you might to.

Hello In this episode, I interview our resident music maker, Diamondback Manhunter. We discuss retro games, music, and how you can get started! His Website Twitter SoundCloud Bandcamp   Great stuff, outro music by, well Diamondback Manhunter of course.

This week we discuss uh, drinking and stuff. Throwing up when you’re drunk, and pregnant. But never at the same time. The trouble with Dungeons and Dragons, and advanced fly physics. Check it out! Visit us on twitter Check us out on itunes!

Hello and welcome to the 8th episode of the Let’s Get Shitty show. And boy howdy what a show it is! We discuss so many things. Legend of Zelda – Breath of the Wild, Traffic idiots, Stealing from Wal-Mart. New theme music courtesy of our man Diamondback Manhunter! Check it

Hello and welcome to the I dunno, 7th episode of the let’s get shitty show. Though it’s a bit of a departure. Not in the Gillian Anderson plays Blanche DuBois in a prequel to A Streetcar Named Desire kind of way, No, more in the way where I interview comedian,

Hello and welcome to the 6th episode of the Let’s Get Shitty Show. On this weeks episode, we turn back the clock, and discuss the conclusion of the Kritter salute, with the ballad of 40 bottle becky. Big Bear Beer is discusses, as well as Milo Yi…whateverpolis, and pewdiepie. Tune

Welcome to the first episode of the mansplaining show. I’m your host Eddie The Axe Jefferson In this episode we tackle the subject of mansplaining, along with an interview with host of The Real Nerd Hour podcast, and recent mansplaining victim Denzel. Let me know if you have a subject

Hello everyone. Welcome to this weeks episode of the Let’s Get Shitty Show. In this episode, I go nuts on three customer service people. Amazon, steam, and spectrum internet need to get their shit together. We also talk about how a simple doughnut caused a florida cop to retire. And

Hello everybody. It’s time for you’re weekly dose of the Let’s get shitty show! This week… It’s story time! Raptor men, Human puppets, and the finality of technology.   Our Intro music is The Charmer Louis Farrakhan – Is She Is or Is She Ain’t Christine Outro music is the bloodybits

How do you make a stylaphone more phallic? Or vaginal? Why are all women cold blooded lizards? Eddie defends an anti-trump SNL writer? Alyssa of course has a problem with the wall, that starts and ends on her nachos. And finally, biological warfare initiated on children in a video rental

Welcome back to episode 2 of the Let’s get shitty show podcast. This week we discuss finding joints in the walls, man eating camels, soda aisle yoga, and throwing the book at Bill Clinton. Visit us on twitter Check us out on itunes!

Hello again. Posting our first episode of of the Let’s get shitty show. Here it is, and what fun Intro music Come to Daddy – Aphex Twin Ourto music We will Rise – Arch Enemy Visit us on twitter Check us out on itunes!

Hello and welcome to episode 08 of the spoony bards podcast. This week we discuss the oft overlooked classic. Clash at Demonhead. No black sheep. Visit us on twitter Check us out on itunes!

In this episode, we Discuss the life, and death of the company LJN. You might remember them from such terrible games as the Back to the Future series, Beetlejuice, or Who Framed Roger Rabbit? on the NES. How is it that one company could make so many bad movie games?

Hello and welcome to The spoony Bards episode 6. This week we will be discussing Nintendo Hard! What makes a video game hard? Is Dark Souls 3 a hard game? All this and more is discussed. Links from the show. Super Mario Bros Beaten live in 4:57.260 New record! Watch

Hello and welcome to The spoony Bards episode 5. This week we will be discussing video game urban legends. I’m sure most of the research is inaccurate, and entertaining. The way we like it. Links from the show Lavender Town Theme. New easter egg found in Punch-Out!. Visit us on

Hello again. I know in episode 3 we teased a Tales From the Crypt episode. However due to technical difficulties, the recording sounds like a butt parade the morning after chili night. So I’ve dug through the archives, and decided to put up an episode about Silent Hill 2. Please

Hello all you listeners, i guess readers now. Here is the latest episode, I’m sorry it’s a day late, email me for your refunds. This episode we discuss the finality of existence, alternative omelette configurations, and Castlevania. Please let us know if you like the content, like us on whatever

Hello friends Episode 2, rounding out the retrospective of years, greater than 10 years ago, ending in the number 6. We talk about it all. Visit us on twitter Check us out on itunes!

Hello So, while the site is undergoing some construction, we’ve been recording a new weekly retro gaming/horror podcast. In this episode, we review the year of 1986, sing the bubble bobble music, and Alyssa invents the hit bit. Visit us on twitter Check us out on itunes!