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Author's Summary: Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure. Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

Author's Note: Warning for violence/gore in the second part of this chapter. I mention at the start of this story that it's a low-stakes tale with occasional serious moments – we come to one of those serious moments here. I am pleased to inform you that it is human on human violence and no mushrooms have been hurt.

Author's Notes: About the mole – I gave you one, single, paltry, not-even-clue about her in Chapter 1. I am horrible, I know. We now know who pissed in her Pixie Puffs, anyway. Adult content warning. Please [jump to minute 44:12] if you prefer to skip to softer things.

Thanks so much for listening! A special thank you to isthisselfcare for the wonderful story and generosity in sharing; to Claude, Bobo, tofuraven, InstantAvada, adiaz009, and The Pippeen for audio beta-ing, and for their endless encouragements of my oddities.   Stay tuned for more stories and come find me on ao3 and Instagram.

Author's Summary: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them. As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another. For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.

I recommend a search for a recording of the song Cressida sings, an English folk song called Reynardine, which I didn't even begin to do justice. There's a recording of an a cappella version by Anne Briggs that haunts me. Likewise, Maid on the Shore is quite the intriguing ballad. Ten points to the maiden, indeed.

A very special thank you to MusicalStars and Golden_Shoes for lending their vocal talents to this episode.

A very special thank you to Ebeniezer for lending his Fukkink vocal talent!

Thank you again to Golden_Shoes and MusicalStars for helping out with this chapter. I think you're both splendid.

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Dedicated to PacificRimbaud (I will never get enough of your writing) and my loved ones and all those who are currently suffering the most catastrophic AQI.

A cozy, Yuletide Drarry fic. One of my favs. Like Harry, just go with it.   Find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/879852?view_adult=true&view_full_work=true Recorded with written permission from the author.  

Happy Christmas!  And don't forget you can find the original work by Saras_Girl on AO3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/879852?view_full_work=true  

PR blessed us with this Solstice gift and I simply couldn't resist.

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Rated E for language. Fic rated Teen and Up. For a more cinematic finish, listen to this fic via ao3 instead! Author's Note: [This fic was written as a part of D/Hr Advent 2022.] My prompts were traditions and lump of coal. Tags include: slow burn, pining, swearing, and excessive alcohol use. Hermione really does cry a lot.  

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Excerpt from Author's Notes: This is lighthearted workplace smut I wrote while taking a break from other work, so please align your expectations/critical lens to: dumb comedic porn, especially if you've found this after reading my more serious work. This work is highly sexually explicit, and not intended for [audiences] under the age of 18.

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