A show with people who have to listen to the sound of their own voice. We'll talk about other things too.
After a break, the yards are back to discuss progressive christians and Chili's.
The Yards got a history lesson from Seamus Millar in this episode. We talk who is buried in Philadelphia, what they would think of a sign at a certain church and how Thomas Jefferson had a weird bed. Follow our guest Seamus on his IG @Shamblesmurph and go see him at Punchline Philly from April 15th to 17th opening for Vicki Barbolak.
Comedian, Musician and Podcaster George Brudermann joined us to talk about puns, music and certain celebrities who allegedly murdered a guy. You can find George on IG @Broodurmin. We also have a Patreon for $1 a month which gets your four extra episodes. Go to www.patreon.com/myvoicesucks
Philadelphia comedian Casey Kuftic joined Scott and Dan for an episode where we talk about short-shorts, Tucker Carlson, running and everyone's favorite smallest football player. If you liked this episode, please consider going to Patreon.com/myvoicesucks. For $1 a month, you can get one extra episode a week.
Welcome back, yards! Some exciting news. We have a patreon now. For $1 a month you can listen to an extra episode and Dan shaking his head and Scott laughing. If it picks up traction, we'll have some other perks along the way. Go to www.patreon.com/myvoicesucks to subscribe. Also remember to leave a review on iTunes.
The president is playing video games and a certain chain restaurant may be doing the impossible with everyone's least favorite vegetable. Finances are hard but we have advice you SHOULD NOT take into consideration. Don't blame us when Gamestop goes out of business.
This is a poop heavy episode, folks. The truth is revealed. We go where the mainstream media will not. Please listen until the end for very important stock tips. We're not stock experts. Remember to rate and subscribe.
Scott is not a financial advisor and Dan got too excited over sports betting. We also wonder what kind of rules Dennis Rodman has to follow when he goes to North Korea.
A lot of poo talk on this one, folks. The stock market is going crazy, Scott and Dan are pooping, and chain pizza is disgusting.
There's a new president in town. Dan can't pronounce thesaurus. Scott waited until the end to bring up a very important issue that is of high interest to all Americans. Tune in next week for the conclusion Double Duty.
Rob Crews, the Attention Horse himself, joined the yards to talk about his videos, fist fights and the idiots who stormed the Capitol last week. Follow Rob everywhere @robcrewscomedy Follow Scott @scottabledoo Follow Dan @Talldinklage on IG and @Danclark08 on Twitter.
Philadelphia comedian Casey Kuftic jumped on the podcast to guest host this week. We talk COVID, the state of the world, bad accents and a strange youtube documentary. Remember subscribe and leave a review and email us if you want at myvoicesuckspod@gmail.com.
Happy holidays from the Yards at My Voice Sucks. We're starting the war against Christmas by putting out our most family friendly episode. Listen to this in your car with your parents as you drive to give your geezers COVID-19.
The people of Ireland have spoken and they love us just enough to be 138th in comedy interviews in the land of gold, Guinness and potatoes. The Yards learn about some dorks at the New York Post who snitched on a healthcare worker for trying to supplement her income. Scott did a review of a Netflix show. Follow Scott on Twitter and Instagram @Scottabledoo Follow Dan on Instagram @Talldinklage and on Twitter @Danclark08 Send the podcast an email at myvoicesuckspod@gmail.com
The yards talk prison. Scott told a Garfield joke which made Dan madder than it should have. Scott has a beard that must be touched. COVID blows. Dan will be at the Lafayette Bar in Easton, Pa. on Dec. 5.
Dan is in separating himself from the general public and had a lovely walk to get tested. Scott is up to his puns again.
Scott and Dan are joined by comedian and roommate Casey Kuftic to talk about the election, finding beans and laughs all around. We still don't know who won, but hope this makes you laugh as the civil war is happening. If you're listening to this on Nov. 4, come to Punchline Philly at 8 p.m. to see Dan do stand up. Follow Scott on all platforms @Scottabledoo Follow Casey Kuftic on Ig @Caseykuftic and Twitter @CaseyJk Follow Dan on IG @Talldinklage and on Twitter @Danclark08. Look up his new podcast "How Dumb" wherever you get podcasts! Remember to follow My Voice Sucks on IG and FaceBook.
Vaping will never be cool unless you're in middle school. In that case you're the man.
After yet another week off, the yards go in on the last presidential debate, sobriety and a British documentarian.
Puns, edge-lords, Elon Musk and a therapist who can't spell. What else is there to even try to talk about. Dan has a new podcast called How Dumb. You can find it on www.howdumb.libsyn.com.
The yards are back after a quick break and coming on strong. Neil Wood, co-host of the newly branded Cult of Us podcast (formerly Nerds With Words) talks about a dalliance with a group of methed-up bikers in New York. He and Dan compare Acutane experiences and Scott makes some sick callbacks. Follow Neil on IG @iamneilwood and Twitter @neilwoodcomedy Follow Scott on IG and Twitter @scottabledoo Follow Dan on Twitter @Danclark08 and on IG @talldinklage
Philadelphia Comedian Brian Six talked about being a cartoon wizard, the videos people send him on the page for his podcast, Ya F#cked It, and Call of Duty Warzone.
The yards sit down with Andy Andrist to talk about everything from writing for the Man Show --to prepping for his latest special--to becoming a Jehovah Witness by default.
Nothing makes Scott more frustrated than someone trying to steal his identity and offering him free trips to an island. Dan was once briefly accused of burglarizing a corner grocery store in his hometown. But in the end friendship is what we learned along the way, or some dumb shit like that.
Colorado-based comedian Sam Tallent joined the yards this week to talk about life doing stand up, dating way the fuck out of your league and his book "Running The Light." Go buy his book at www.Samtallent.com
A long discussion on geography lets the listener know that Scott and Dan are all business now. We've landed on a $10 idea for a TV show so don't you dare steal it.
It's been a few weeks since we lied about having John Mulaney on the podcast. We took that time to look inward and comment on Italians, Jesus' view on the Middle East, and dangerous kayaks. No one has shows because comedy is barely a thing right now. Follow Scott on Instagram @Scottabledoo. Follow Dan @Talldinklage.
Well we figured out how to do a John Mulaney impression. We also speculate about who is and isn't a robot and what the paparazzi have seen but refuse to tell us.
The future of cryptocurrency and financial crimes have been revealed. Honestly, I don't remember what else we talked about.
The yards just ramble on this one. Old people, skateboarding, graffiti, and politics don't stand a chance against these idiots.
The Yards are slowly descending into madness. Dan and Scott are on comedy shows on Friday, but both shows are at capacity already so you can't come. I'm sure you'll hear all about them next week.
Cults, golden showers and sobriety. The yards talk about it all in this episode which will last for the ages. Remember to subscribe and rate us on iTunes.
This is a poop-heavy episode. Our pal and Philadelphia-comedian Lemaire Lee came over for an episode. Lemaire hosts a great show called Feud on Facebook which you can check out every week.
Nick Kupsey is one of our favorite people. We haven't seen him in such a long time and he Zoomed into the podcast to talk to me and Scott about bombing, writing and shared some Delco stories. Nick is the author of two books: The Five People You Meet In Wawa and Lost In The Mail. You can get them both through Barnes and Noble and Amazon.
Tim Burke is the lead singer and guitar player in Saver. He talked about writing and releasing music during the pandemic. We also talked about animals shitting on people for a good amount of time. Saver has an EP called The First Step in Leaving available everywhere. During quarantine, he released a live acoustic album called The First Step in Staying, also available everywhere. Listen to the end of the episode for a sneak peak of a full-band version of Sunflower Attrition he worked on while in quarantine. The full song will be out sometime soon. Tim also has a podcast called The Hartist Podcast. Check it out wherever you get podcast.
Break-ups, sexting, therapy, homelessness and COVID-19. The idiots invited New York comedian Brendan Sagalow to join us on the podcast this week. Brendan has a podcast called Garbage Days available on iTunes and What's The Scenario available through Patreon. You can find him on Twitter @BrendanSagalow. Visit his website at http://brendansagalowcomedy.com/
Another day in quarantine. Porn, Alex Jones, and cannibalism are what the idiots talk about on this one.
My Voice Sucks and Sweet Heat collide again for some classic Sweet Sucks. Scott and Rusty battle for beta supremacy while the alphas vibe out, we discuss the new world of comedy and get absolutely reckless with the riffs. Worlds collide, baby.
What a day. The idiots talk fishing, yelp reviews, a new podcast idea and politics.
We're all about bonus content and we figure you all could stand to laugh at us. We posted two long sets for your enjoyment.
COVID-19 and staying in our house has gotten to us. We talk about not paying rent and wooden spoons somehow make their way into the conversation.
Jack Fitsimmons is a former comedian and writer of the comic series Time Schmucks. He, as our roommate, came to the studio to discuss what goes into making a comic book and what his mom thought of art classes. Time Schmucks is available for free through its Instagram and Twitter @Timeschmucks.
Dan and Scott go through the notes section of their phones because honestly what else is there to do. Be safe, friends.
Tiger King. Because they had nothing else to do today, Scott and Dan spent 7 hours watching the Netflix docu-series Tiger King. Listen to two, mildly-buzzed idiots try to remember important parts of the series and rant about some other dumb shit.
Two bored boys decided to read books and then Scott talks about his cool-ass second cousin.
Scott went to the mountains and does not like paintball. We discussed a some very important religion discussions.
Wow, for once we put money into advertising this podcast the response was not well received. We talk about cranky old people, disappointing our parents and Ted Bundy. Go see Dan at P.J. Ryan's in Phoenixville tomorrow (3/4). $5 at the door. Doors at 7:30, show at 8 p.m. Go see Scott at The Craft Beer Store in Springfield, Pa. at 8 p.m. on Monday, March 9.
Mike Rainey is co-host of Dad Meat podcast with Tim Butterly. We talked about boner pills, martial arts, breaking bones and fighting for sandwiches. Go see Scott tonight at The Dive in East Passyunk at 8 p.m. and on Friday, Feb. 28 at Callahan's on South Street at 8 p.m. Dan is hosting a show at Philadelphia Brewing Company on Feb. 28 with Chanel Ali coming back from New York to headline. Get tickets at pbcomedy.eventbrite.com.
We're not totally sure how tall Sean Nelms is and neither is he. We think we figured out that he was great at starting rumors.
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