News With Jokes

The Angry Zigzags

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 22:43

Support News With Jokes at https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokesJames Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes inspired by the British newspapers of the 7th February 2020. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Lionel Richie's Bath Mat

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 23:10

Support News With Jokes at https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokesJames Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes inspired by the British newspapers of the 24th January 2020. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Woodland Jim

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2020 21:09

Support News With Jokes at https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokesJames Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes inspired by the British newspapers of the 17th January 2020. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Viewmaster and Chill

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2019 30:32

Support News With Jokes at https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokesJames Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes inspired by the British newspapers of the 29th November 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Moog Killer

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 27:48

Many many jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 22nd November 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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We Three Bings

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 24:47

You can't move for jokes round here, as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 15th November 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Like A Skunk

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2019 24:05

Submerge yourself in jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 8th November 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Don Goggles and Poncho

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 22:44

Immerse yourself in jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 25th October 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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680 Million Freddos

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 25:44

Jokes, jokes, jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 11th October 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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In Your Face, Wine

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 29:33

A big ol' pile o' jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 4th October 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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It's Performance Time!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 25:30

Loads o' jokes James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 25th September 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Dance, Thom Yorke, Dance!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 27:39

Jokes galore as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 13th September 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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A Bit Like Eating An Avocado

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 22:07

James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 21st May 2019 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Showy Sexual Ornaments

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 24:13

James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 11th April 2019 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Moose on a Hovercraft

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 26:17

James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 28th March 2019 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Slack Drookit

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 28:01

Holy cow, we're back back back! James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 28th February 2019 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Summer Special 2018

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2018 52:59

All the best bits from 2018 so far as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news.

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Meet The Omegas

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2018 25:55

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 18th July 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Punch a Puppy

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2018 26:53

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 11th July 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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A Present In Every Layer

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2018 19:45

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 27th June 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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The Beefcake Bandit

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2018 28:56

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 7th June 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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All C*ck And No Trousers

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2018 22:49

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 9th May 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Pleasure Rumble

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2018 30:34

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 18th April 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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A Packed Lunch On A Sex Cruise

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2018 20:38

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.New oldies, reverse vening machines and Australian academics feature as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 28th March 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Sergeant Sex

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2018 27:42

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.Humble pork pies, new £50 notes and Stars Wars as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 14th March 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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The New Hoff

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2018 26:26

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A Hearse Full Of Balloons

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2018 22:49

It's a Valentines Day Special as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 14th February 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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The Sultry Thespian

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2018 24:37

Cheddar Man, Hedgehog Gloryholes and Posthumous Pardons as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 7th February 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Singer Seal's Salad Spinner

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2018 22:11

The prison inside my knickers, a city in central Japan and panelbeating for vaginas as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 17th January 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Ken Loach's Stag Do

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2017 16:12

A giant puppy iceberg, hot air balloon crash investigators and impossible cousins as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 14th November 2017 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.

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Ay Up, I'm a Dolphin

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2017 21:20

Sexy pole vault, tuba music and cruel, indifferent nature as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett are frankly hilarious about whatever they found in the British newspapers on Tuesday 17th October 2017. Follow @newswithjokes for more jokes, and @jamesecook, @craiguito and @phil_pagett for our individual nonsense.

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"Fox"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 18:49

Biting, bad luck and bops as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett crack wise about the news on Tues 10th October 2017. Follow us @newswithjokes, or @jamesecook @craiguito and @phil_pagett.

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Do You Like Music AND Movies?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 24:57

Stabby students, suitcase models and sex robots. It's jokes about the news with @jamesecook, @Phil_Pagett and @craiguito. Follow us on @newswithjokes for more...

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Simon the Massive Rabbit

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2017 16:06

We're back with jokes about the news! Featuring @jamesecook, @craiguito and @phil_pagett cracking wise about the stories we found in the British newspapers on Monday 18th September 2017. For more jokes, check out @newswithjokes.

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God Save The Queen Latifah

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2017 24:13

@newswithjokes James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news on Monday 8th May 2017.

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Sassogue and Chipes

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2017 21:50

More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 23rd January 2017

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Dave and Karen's Energy Company

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2017 20:45

More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 16th January 2017

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Pugnado!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2016 18:22

More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 28th November 2016

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Uncle Satan's Management Seminar

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2016 17:25

More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 21st November 2016

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Kate's Pastry Treat

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2016 16:16

More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 14th November 2016

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If Life Gives You Melons...

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2016 20:36

More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Tuesday 25th October 2016.

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News with Jokes LIVE!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2016 23:54

For more follow @newswithjokes. Recorded live at Birmingham Comedy Festival on Sunday 9th October 2016. Featuring James Cook (@jamesecook), Craig Deeley (@craiguito) and Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) and an audience (didn't get their twitter handles).

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Oozing Sex Appeal

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2016 21:34

For more jokes follow @newswithjokes on twitter. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news of Wednesday 5th October 2016.

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Meaty Apprentice Victory Party

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2016 21:48

For more jokes follow @newswithjokes on twitter. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news of Wednesday 28th September 2016.

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Keep It Out Of Your Pants

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2016 25:31

For more jokes follow @newswithjokes on Twitter. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett are back to make jokes about the British newspapers of 19th September 2016.

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Summer Special 2016

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2016 68:57

A compilation of the best bits from early 2016, as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news. Follow us @newswithjokes.

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While You Stare Into Mary Berry's Eyes

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2016 23:06

James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 18th July 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com

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Everybody Talk About Crab Sexting

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2016 18:18

James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 11th July 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com

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Helpless and Purple

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2016 25:08

James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 20th June 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com

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Underpant Cupboards Like A Smokehouse

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2016 22:18

James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 13th June 2016 (a fairly tough day to be funny about, but we gave it a go). You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com

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Crack Lovin' Cheese Pot

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2016 31:18

James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 6th June 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com

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