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A 'classic' episode from way back in the before times -28th February 2019 to be exact. Some of it has dated very badly. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett when they were younger and still had hope. Follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or individually @jamesecook, @craiguito and @phil_pagett
Twitter: @newswithjokes Support: https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokes James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett return with more News With Jokes, coming very soon to your ears...
This weeks guest have been the fabulous Phil Pagett and Erika Ettin
With brand new Red Dwarf back on our screens, no pesky lockdown was going to prevent us from forcing our semi-formed, barely-thought-through opinions on you via a live platform. The entire G&T team of Jonathan Capps, Danny Stephenson and Ian Symes logged on to the G&T Towers remote access point, as did our guests Phil Pagett, Jo Sharples and Shelley Smith. And there was much to talk about over the course of two damn hours, including giant floppy disks, fake deaths, moonlight, a bit of unfortunate outdated language, the new Gary Glitter of space, surprising siblings, a more fitting name for the Anubis Stone, and men of painted neck. For the first time ever, we bothered to properly integrate the Skype feed into our broadcasting console, rather than just turning the speakers up loud enough to be picked up by the microphone in the room and hoping for the best. It worked a little too well on the night, with the Skype correspondents much higher in the mix than the people behind the desk, but we've managed to tweak the levels a little for this catch-up version, to provide a slightly less irritating listening experience.
With brand new Red Dwarf back on our screens, no pesky lockdown was going to prevent us from forcing our semi-formed, barely-thought-through opinions on you via a live platform. The entire G&T team of Jonathan Capps, Danny Stephenson and Ian Symes logged on to the G&T Towers remote access point, as did our guests Phil Pagett, Jo Sharples and Shelly Smith. And there was much to talk about over the course of two damn hours, including giant floppy disks, fake deaths, moonlight, a bit of unfortunate outdated language, the new Gary Glitter of space, surprising siblings, a more fitting name for the Anubis Stone, and men of painted neck. For the first time ever, we bothered to properly integrate the Skype feed into our broadcasting console, rather than just turning the speakers up loud enough to be picked up by the microphone in the room and hoping for the best. It worked a little too well on the night, with the Skype correspondents much higher in the mix than the people behind the desk, but we've managed to tweak the levels a little for this catch-up version, to provide a slightly less irritating listening experience.
S2 EP4: PHIL PAGETT! PHIL PAGETT is my guest this episode where we encompass dog parenting, comedy style, postcode lotteries, home schooling and some virus thingy. Phil is a fantastic one liner standup who you must go and see as soon as you can! He is also a part of the mighty News With Jokes podcast! Check out his links here: TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Phil_Pagett and https://twitter.com/newswithjokes Also check out our sponsor https://www.jokepit.com/ THE online comedy box office with a tonne of online content to see you through lockdown! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pullbackreveal/message
Support News With Jokes at https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokesJames Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes inspired by the British newspapers of the 7th February 2020. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Support News With Jokes at https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokesJames Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes inspired by the British newspapers of the 24th January 2020. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Support News With Jokes at https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokesJames Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes inspired by the British newspapers of the 17th January 2020. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Support News With Jokes at https://ko-fi.com/newswithjokesJames Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes inspired by the British newspapers of the 29th November 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Many many jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 22nd November 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
You can't move for jokes round here, as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 15th November 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Submerge yourself in jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 8th November 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Immerse yourself in jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 25th October 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Jokes, jokes, jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 11th October 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
A big ol' pile o' jokes as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 4th October 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Loads o' jokes James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 25th September 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Jokes galore as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 13th September 2019. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 21st May 2019 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 11th April 2019 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 28th March 2019 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Holy cow, we're back back back! James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 28th February 2019 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Join Phil Pagett as he shares his perfect night in.
All the best bits from 2018 so far as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news.
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 18th July 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 11th July 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 27th June 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 7th June 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 9th May 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 18th April 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.New oldies, reverse vening machines and Australian academics feature as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 28th March 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW. Go on, it'll only take a moment.Humble pork pies, new £50 notes and Stars Wars as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 14th March 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
It's a Valentines Day Special as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 14th February 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Cheddar Man, Hedgehog Gloryholes and Posthumous Pardons as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 7th February 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
The prison inside my knickers, a city in central Japan and panelbeating for vaginas as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 17th January 2018 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
A giant puppy iceberg, hot air balloon crash investigators and impossible cousins as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett look through the British newspapers of the 14th November 2017 and make the best jokes possible. Follow @newswithjokes for more, or @jamesecook, @craiguito and @Phil_Pagett for individual nonsense.
Sexy pole vault, tuba music and cruel, indifferent nature as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett are frankly hilarious about whatever they found in the British newspapers on Tuesday 17th October 2017. Follow @newswithjokes for more jokes, and @jamesecook, @craiguito and @phil_pagett for our individual nonsense.
Biting, bad luck and bops as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett crack wise about the news on Tues 10th October 2017. Follow us @newswithjokes, or @jamesecook @craiguito and @phil_pagett.
Stabby students, suitcase models and sex robots. It's jokes about the news with @jamesecook, @Phil_Pagett and @craiguito. Follow us on @newswithjokes for more...
Phil Pagett: Bare Jokes (01:00, Laughing Horse @ Cabaret Voltaire) Michael says: "IMPORTANT: Phil is brilliant. Really, really brilliant. He’s on at the INSANE time of 1am but we’re all going. TONIGHT! Well, Monday night/Tuesday morning really." Twitter: @Phil_Pagett Produced by Voice Republic For more podcasts visit http://voicerepublic.com
SEASON TWO CONTINUES! Recorded live at The Bless, Derby. Join host Caimh McDonnell (@caimh) as he puts special guests: Scott Bennett (@ScottiBee), Peter Brush (@peter_brush), Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett), and Karen Bayley (@KarenBayley to the test as they try and avoid the icy finger of Death (@robmulholland). Thanks to: The Bless, Derby Design by: Okse Website by: John Cooper Music: www.bensound.com Podcast Production: Richard Massara @RichMassara Copyright: Caimh McDonnell and Gary Delaney 2017
@newswithjokes James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news on Monday 8th May 2017.
Recorded live at Hot Water Comedy, Liverpool. Join host Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) as he puts special guests: Adam Rowe (@adamrowecomedy), Freddy Quinne, Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) and James Cook (@jamesecook) to the test as they try and avoid the icy finger of Death (@robmulholland). Thanks to: The Bless, Derby Design by: Oxy Website by: John Cooper Music: www.bensound.com Podcast Production: Richard Massara @RichMassara Copyright: Caimh McDonnell and Gary Delaney 2016
More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 23rd January 2017
More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 16th January 2017
More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 28th November 2016
More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 21st November 2016
More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Monday 14th November 2016
Recorded live at The Glee, Birmingham. Join host Andy Robinson as he puts special guests: Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett), Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) and Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) to the test as they try and avoid being sent to live on a nice little farm in the country by the Fairy Godmother and her Fish Slice of Destiny; Barbara Nice (@BarbaraNice). Thanks to: The Stand, Newcastle Design by: Oxy Website by: John Cooper Music: www.bensound.com Podcast Production: Richard Massara @RichMassara Copyright: Caimh McDonnell and Gary Delaney 2016
More jokes @newswithjokes. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers on Tuesday 25th October 2016.
For more jokes follow @newswithjokes on twitter. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news of Wednesday 5th October 2016.
For more jokes follow @newswithjokes on twitter. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news of Wednesday 28th September 2016.
For more jokes follow @newswithjokes on Twitter. James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett are back to make jokes about the British newspapers of 19th September 2016.
A compilation of the best bits from early 2016, as James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news. Follow us @newswithjokes.
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 18th July 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 11th July 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 20th June 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 13th June 2016 (a fairly tough day to be funny about, but we gave it a go). You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 6th June 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 23rd May 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 16th May 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 13th May 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 25th April 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the British newspapers from 16th April 2016. You can follow us on twitter @newswithjokes or email us newswithjokes@gmail.com
Comedians James Cook, Craig Deeley, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the British newspapers from Monday 29th February 2016. Follow us @newswithjokes or email newswithjokes@gmail.com
Recorded 15th February 2016. Comedians Karen Bayley, James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news. @newswithjokes newswithjokes@gmail.com
Nettles, Avocados and Fruits. Comedians Karen Bayley, James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news. Follow us @newswithjokes or email newswithjokes@gmail.com
Shagging Sexy Hitler. Comedians James Cook, Craig Deeley, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news. Email newswithjokes@gmail.com or follow @newswithjokes on Twitter. Thanks love you bye.
And then I licked it clean. Comedians James Cook, Craig Deeley, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news. Email newswithjokes@gmail.com and follow @newswithjokes on Twitter. Thanks.
Trike-cera-chops and the Scrappy Doo of the Popes. James Cook, Craig Deeley, Jay Handley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news. Email newswithjokes@gmail.com and follow @newswithjokes on Twitter.
Recorded live on stage at The Birmingham Comedy Festival, comedians Karen Bayley, James Cook, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news. With additional material by Malcolm. Follow us on Twitter @newswithjokes
Dark waiter and his light savers, chewing tobacco. Karen Bayley, James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news and stories that aren't true that are reported in the newspapers. Email newswithjokes@gmail.com or follow us @newswithjokes on twitter.
Are you ready for your spongebath, mingebag? Karen Bayley, James Cook, Jay Handley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news. Email newswithjokes@gmail.com or follow us @newswithjokes.
Va Va and Bar.Karen Bayley, James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett have a lovely time and make incredibly offensive jokes about the news.Complain to newswithjokes@gmail.com or on twitter @newswithjokes.
Dozy Cyclist and The Real Housewives of Damascus. Dana Alexander, James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news about the news.Send complaints to newswithjokes@gmail.com or follow us on that Twitter @newswithjokes.
Harry Potter and the Bastard Cows. James Cook, Jay Handley, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news.WARNING 1: There were some workmen drilling outside while we were recording this.WARNING 2: Without a civilizing influence, this gets a bit 'blokier' than we'd like.Complain about the drilling and misogyny by emailing newswithjokes@gmail.com or on twitter @newswithjokes.
Where are the Two Ronnies when you need them?James Cook, Craig Deeley, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news.You can send any complaints to us via twitter @newswithjokes or to newswithjokes@gmail.com
Laughing in the face of human misery. Karen Bayley, James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news. WARNING: WE ARE MEANComplain at newswithjokes@gmail.com or on Twitter @newswithjokes.
Everybody looks good in a bikini.James Cook, Craig Deeley, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news.@newswithjokesnewswithjokes@gmail.com
Inner Peace and Karma's Up HereGareth Berliner, James Cook, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news.@newswithjokes newswithjokes@gmail.com
Deep fried cliches.James Cook, Craig Deeley, Phil Pagett and Andy White make jokes about the news. @newswithjokes newswithjokes@gmail.com
We're definitely not visiting the falconry alone.Karen Bayley, James Cook, Craig Deeley and Phil Pagett make jokes about the news.@newswithjokes newswithjokes@gmail.com
Swadlincote Paranomal Investigators say 'You 'aven't got the broccoli' withComedians James Cook, Craig Deeley, Phil Pagett and Andy White.