Next Generation's First Generation

Listen along as Patrick and Sascha get to watch the equivalent of two high school teachers duking it out.  Who will win?  Does it matter, probably not but grab your popcorn!

It's performance evaluation time and you know what that means!  It's time to get freaky and a little socially insubordinate with the ones we love.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try and figure it out.

Part two of of Time's Arrow where we get to see good actors act as bad actors to cover up that they are hunting time traveling aliens!  Who said this wasn't fun?

Has the Enterprise finnaly jumped the shark?  Time travel, ghost aliens harvening humans from light years away, Mark Twain and the Doctor all in a frantic rush to save the world...well all except the Doctor but still with all the running.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

Picard gets a second chance to beome the person he never was.  All for the sake of meta acheology. Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try and figure it out.

Disappearing/Reappearing officers!  What the heck is going on?  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try and figure it out.

The Enterprise finds a really nice guy on the side of the road who happens to be wearing the wrong leathers.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

It's another energy being episode folks!  Grab your Proton Packs..oh wait, that's a different show.  This one is so good Patrick and Sascha might just talk about a different episode!

Female exploitation in space!  Let's fall into those traditional gender roles where women are gifts for men who want to fix a war....really Star Trek?  Even in the 90's Sascha and Patrick found this a bit tone deaf.

Worf in the Holodeck! Worf being an angry father!  Worf in a mud bath!  Action! Action! Action!  Listen along as way too many things happen in this episode while Patrick and Sascha try and figure it out.

It's time for off brand cadets who can recycle themselves but not their careers!  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha Figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Lights, Camera, Explosions!  Again again again!!!  Yes it's another time loop episode, first for Trek that breaks the standard episode format.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

TNG tried their best to address such a sensitive issue of gender identity, change of culture and dates how far we have to go as a society.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try and figure it out.   Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Listen as Worf goes against his greatest opponants in a one-two punch battle royale.  In the first corner we have a barrel!  In the second corner we have Worf's fatherly duties and in the last corner we have Worf hiding behind his honor.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figrue it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because  

Patrick and Sascha want you to listen to this episode in the southern polar region. What's better than one non-corporeal entity taking over the ship?  How about three.  Not only that, they are prisoners!  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

Mystery as Worf might be in command, then he is not.  We feel bad that he cant do anything right but he makes up for it in the end by killing someone.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

The Enterprise encounters space mormons!  Will they be convinced to leave the farm?  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

Another case of unchecked, nonconsentual telepathy.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try to figure it out.

It's another overslept bad father episode where we all get to watch what not to do when being a single dad.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try and figure it out. Music Provided by lofigirl.com Tenno, Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Time traveling kleptomaniac inventor from the past.  Will he get the goods?  Will he score with the Dr.?  Will he get all that Data?  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

A thrilling conclusion to see if we get to see a Vulcan neck pinch and eyebrow raise.  Listen along to see if they did TOS justice while Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

It's time to drag out another dusty TOS cast member and bait your for a full hour!  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Wesley returns!  In this guest appearance he hopes to break out the ships old school N64 but there is a nefarious plot as the ship has already rediscovered their Sega Dreamcast.  The the horror of Patrick and Sascha Wesley needs to save the day.  Listen along as we try and figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

What's better than a bottle episode?  Four bottle episodes.  That's right it's an an escape room episode where only Data can save the day.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Is this a snuff episode with vengeful tendencies or a poorly set up porn scene gone wrong for Riker?  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it all out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Did TNG just jump the shark?  No we don't think so but there are aquatic people who now cut hair!  Oh, we also get a new cast member, way cooler then Wesley.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Listen along as this hotly contested episode is loathed by Sascha and cheered by Patrick.  Can this podcast endure the differences?  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

It's time again to listen along as Worf get's his Kling-on!  If you have not had enough yet, listen along as Patrick and Sascha try to figure it out. Music provided by lofigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Listen along as Patrick, Sascha, David and Angela roast their favorite movie of the moment.  Music credits go to lowfigirl.com Tenno,  Daydreaming BVG and Mondberg, Insomnia WYS, Snowman Bcalm and Banks, Because

Listen along as Patrick and Sascha watch Worf get manipulated and join a civil war!  You get the best of honor, self sacrifice and BATTLE!!!  Oh and that one super sneaky Romulan.

Data goes back to school to learn about fast starships, torpedoes and women.  We'll give you a guess on which one worked out.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha recover from their facepalms.

The Enterprise crew better look out.  Romulan big brother is watching you.  Hire a hitman, no...it's gotta look like a passive aggressive Federation con job.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

In one of the last "aliens are bad" episodes that we can remember, we witness a plot with poor foundation and underwhelming resolution.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha moan about listening to it.

Mrs. Troi really can knock 'em dead.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure out just how she does it.

Nothing distracts us from a low budget production more than stimulating conversation!  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try to establish who is threatening space communism today! 

Caught in a almost love triangle the Enterprise crew must endure Vash, Q and Picard as they fight it out deep in the woods.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try and figure it out.

When Broccoli is technically correct, this is what happens.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure out what to do when your IQ suddenly jumps off the charts.

Drop, droop, swoop and sweep!  We get to see the crew find one of their own in another transformational journey.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

Trash....pure space dookie... "The episode made use of hydrogen as a plot device."  Patrick and Sascha have figured it out, don't listen unless you have a good drink.

Before we knew it Geordi found himself in the middle of an HR investigation!  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try and figure it out.

It's always an exciting time when Riker gets captured and we have to watch him to stud out in order to escape.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha sit back and exacerbate at all the excitement.

Sit back and watch Data lie.  Yup you heard me, a bald faced lie to our hero and savior Captain Picard.  That's ok though, he wants to save everyone from their own curiosity.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure out how they got him to learn the lie.

Who can out con a con man?  We'll give you three guesses: Data, Worf or Picard.  Well we don't actually know who boarded that ship and found all the dirty tricks but Picard waisted no time in using them to out con the con who con people who had been conned by the conner?  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha try and figure out who Conner is and what they want.

Today we get to learn all about Chief Miles O'Brien.  We get to see his love life.  We get to see his friendships.  We gets to see the source of his traumatic past which turns him into a real jerk when talking to or about Cardassians.   Huh, we wonder how Robert, Kris, Kourtney, Kim and the rest of the family feel about that...well listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

It's a ride along adventure with our favorite 2nd officer.  Be it an interstellar spy conspiracy or keeping a bride happy, Data is always ready and willing to help.  Try as he might we always look fondly on how he tries to figure it out.

Well it's time to bear witness to another episode with our favorite empath.  Don't get us wrong, we love her as we love everyone on the ship...but this episode is trash...listen along as Patrick and Sascha sort out the recyclables.

It's time to say goodbye, pat him on the back and wish him luck.  It's not always easy losing a friend but in this case we can make an exception.

Well it's time to make Riker suffer...and by suffering we mean he gets a promotion to Captain , marries his digital sweetheart, has a kid AND gets to duel with Romulans.  It's all going so well that he is getting pissed off. His course of action?  Yell at a kid.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

What happens when you mix family and politics?  A sad Christmas.  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.

But she has a sister!  Riker might be quick on the take but we soon learn it's all about the Data.  A classic attempt at passive aggressive expectation setting we get to watch as the hero plants a bomb!  Action! Romance! Danger!  Listen along as Patrick and Sascha figure it out.