NIGHTCOOP

NIGHTCOOP is back! As the weather heats up, the twins revisit summer memories and do their best to stay on topic. Per usual, the silly podcast has some dark themes... 

Kelly and Ali are opinionated about a lot of things, but there are certain food rules that are considered LAW. From simplicity over gluttony, to the ratio of creme to cookie in an oreo, you can expect a passionate episode with range.

Kelly and Ali take audience suggestions to see what Nightcoop listeners are most angry about lately! From rent increases to robots taking over, many of you are annoyed day to day. They join you in the frustration!

Sea World, Skirts, and Rich Losers- what do these three things have in common? They are hated (or... misunderstood) by the Ryan Twins. This latest episode is jam-packed with a bunch of hot takes that you need to listen to...

Kelly and Ali are back with a much needed episode of NIGHTCOOP. Typically these episodes are packed with little games... but not this time. With nothing but crucial talking points, the twins navigate their way through a difficult conversation about the current situation of the United States. This is a podcast run by loud, out-spoken women that stand with marginalized groups. Staying out of politics is no longer an option. Enjoy.

Are you forced into dating? Are you tired of missing red flag after red flag -- then this is the episode for you. Men and women both have tell-tale signs of being unworthy of your time. Kelly and Ali dive in!

As the weather cools down, you might find yourself glued to the television, bundled up. Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite shows, the return of Squid Game, the stupidity of The Bachelor and MORE! Tune into this TV episode.

What a time to be alive- Kelly and Ali pick "Disgust" as their topic this week. Listen to their gross This or That, their rants on bathroom cleanliness, and two songs for the Hen House Open Mic! This is a very silly episode that will make you yell "EW" on your commute...

Kelly and Ali are back with a new episode on the election! It's the end of October in 2024, meaning a new president will be crowned next week. In this horrifically crazy time period, the Ryan Twins hope they bring you some good ol' fashioned laughs. 

Kelly and Ali decide to go down memory lane in this episode about heading back to school! For some, school was a safe haven... for others, it was the problem. Tune in now!

Kelly and Ali had an exceptionally fun time recording this episode with an evil theme. They discuss their favorite villains, Kelly does a ridiculous Harvey Dent impression, and Ali explains how real life meanies can ruin children.

Who here works a corporate job? Who here is tired of corporate lingo? Everyone? Okay, good to know. Kelly and Ali talk about their experience working in the corporate world, the ups and downs of a 9-5 and why partying with your coworkers is never has fun as you want it to be...

In this episode, Kelly and Ali talk about all kinds of doctors, going to the doctor, hating the doctor, etc. They do declare however that the fluoride at the dentist is the equivalent of being sent to hell. Tune in now!

As twins, Kelly and Ali have a built-in, everlasting friendship. But of course the two have beef with those who bail, they have had it with fake friends, and they do believe it is quality of friends over quantity! This episode is a blast and you need to listen to it right now!

Splish splash, it's a summer fun episode! The twins talk slip n' slides, drowning, and of course, ice cream. But we all know that the ladies have beef with certain summer activities and clothing items! Listen now...

Kelly and Ali took a listener's request and are delivering you an episode on "Jobs and Professions." Kelly immediately brings up stripping, Ali has a song that goes completely off the rails, and they both say "pervert" more times than they can count. Tune in!

In this episode, Kelly and Ali discuss what makes them tick about Cooking! Of course they discuss Food Network icons and the types of cuisines they hate the most. Do you also want to marry Ina Garten? Then this is the episode for you.

It's almost the twins' birthday!! They critique the ins and outs of the perfect party, what the guest list should look like, and why the rules of drinking at a day party are crucial. Tune in now!

With wedding season around the corner, Kelly and Ali are tackling the big topics. With harsh opinions on getting married more than once, needing a charcuterie board at every turn, and hating summer weddings- these twins are squawking! The Hen House open mic delivers "Bad Left-Wing Jokes" after last weeks Right-Wing jokes caused a stir... Listen now!

One of the funniest episodes yet is all about Dating! Pay for our meals and get rewarded- that's the rule. Ali votes that if a guy asks you to hike, he doesn't care about you. Kelly tells bad right wing comedy. This episode is a blast.

This week's theme is "Restaurants" and Kelly and Ali have had it with picnic tables at establishments. They discuss serving styles, seating styles, and themed restaurants in this new episode. The Hen House Open Mic has Ali in tears- you're gonna wanna tune in.

This week's topic is "White Trash!" In this episode, Kelly and Ali tackle Cracker Barrel, Daisy Dukes, marrying an oil man and more! Both of their Hen House Open Mics are awful... some of the worst we've heard yet.

What a dream! Kelly and Ali hosted their first live Nightcoop at The Hollywood Improv. It was an amazing evening with special guest, Tik Tok star Paige Gallagher! The live audience gave us their suggestions for "This or That," "Bacawk, Marry, Kill," "Herd That" and "We've Got Beef." With an electric Hen House Open Mic, this is an episode you won't want to miss.

let's get down to business Kelly and Ali talk corporations and business moguls on this new episode. Of course, they do have to talk about some news (a man lighting himself on fire in protest) from the past week before getting into all of the fun. Which is also where they remind you: they are just two silly hens trying to make sense of the world! Dive into this episode now!

A passion for fashion! Kelly and Ali debate fashion choices, they vote that hiking apparel is absolute garbage, and they reminisce on the times when they dressed like business men in the 7th grade. Tune in now!

The Election, The Austin Serial Killer, Microinfluencers and Rules of Being Drunk are just SOME of the topics on the wheel that Kelly and Ali spin for this episode of NIGHTCOOP. It's unique, it's fun, and it's something different. Listen now!

In this new episode, Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite types of weather (it's more fun than it sounds)! It's an audio only episode, and whenever that happens the twins are more honest and genuine. ALSO, listen til the end to hear an exciting announcement!

It's Award Season folks! And Nightcoop is back to give arguably some of the least informed and controversial takes. Join Kelly and Ali as they discuss their qualms with the recent Oscar nominations, discuss which award shows are useless, and of course, butcher their Hen House Open Mics. It's a fun one, enjoy!

The twins have an amazing time on this episode, which is centered around "cartoons!" Do you think Lois Griffin is better than Peter Griffin? Would you "BaCawk" Shrek if you had the chance? These are the important questions discussed this week... 

Kelly and Ali decided to base this episode on Body Image! But of course, they had to bring up Ali's foot issue and how they don't understand people who aren't mentally ill... With a This or That on "Makeup" and some ridiculous BaCawk, Marry, Kills- the ladies have a wonderful time. 

Kelly and Ali are BACK with a new episode of NIGHTCOOP! And they are kicking off this year with two new segments: BaCawk, Marry, Kill and HERD THAT! Start the year off right with this ridiculous episode.

Kelly and Ali are back with a short episode, but an episode no less. They talk about Holiday Desserts, humiliating themselves in Marshall's and at work, and of course they have a Hen House Open Mic. Kelly's is bad, Ali's is very good.

Kelly and Ali are back with less than rave reviews of the movie Napoleon. They have "Egg on My Face" stories, a This or That on Winter Activities, and very passionate "We've Got Beefs." It's time to tune in to the Hen House!

This week your hosts start off by Kelly breaking her microphone stand, having to hold her mic. Ali holds her mic for the episode in solidarity with her sister. After a rocky beginning, the two briefly discuss sex, make their way through a cringey Halloween, and yell about how schmoozing is disgusting. Enjoy! 

In this new episode, Kelly and Ali pack in a bunch of audience suggestions to their "This or That" segment. They have two embarrassing moments to share and a Hen House Open Mic that includes two raps. Time to listen!

Kelly and Ali talk "dogs breeds" in a This or That, why they have a hard time with forgiveness, and Ali's new love for silver (?) Additionally, their Hen House Open Mics are eerily similar... tune in now!

Kelly and Ali are back with a new killer episode- including a This or That on Scandals, a Hen House Open Mic on Charity and enough laughs to keep you going for another week.

This week on Nightcoop, Ali and Kelly discuss important topics like hypocrisy and if an inner tube is a better mode of transportation than a sled. As always, they prove to have the most intense stance on the things that could not matter any less. Enjoy!

Kelly and Ali talk about how they have no desire to be persuaded into doing psychedelics, LA has awful public transportation, and hating a** b*tches need to stay in their lane. Tune in now!

This week Kelly and Ali have a social media themed episode, with a "This or That" on Influencers. They have hot takes on the stealing, underwear subscriptions, and the value in knowing how to dance. Listen now!

Kelly and Ali have a new episode with a "This or That" on Body Modifications, a "Hen House Open Mic" on Camping and their classic segments, "We've Got Beef" and "I've Changed!" They discuss body image, taking care of themselves in their 30s, and men on Hinge! Tune in now...

Kelly and Ali are back with a new NIGHTCOOP with a Hen House Open Mic on "Learning" and a This or That on "Fabrics." The twins cackle their way through another episode that is equally as funny as it is embarrassing for the two of them.

In this week's episode, Kelly and Ali's THIS or THAT is all about Romantic Comedies and the Hen House Open Mic is "Holiday." But this episode is jam-packed with huge laughs at the twins discuss the unspoken rules of cheating. This episode is a blast.

Kelly and Ali are back in recording after a 2 week hiatus due to career opportunities and the novel coronavirus. With a This or That on Pets and a Hen House Open Mic about Going to the Pool- this episode is dark in a variety of ways. 

Kelly and Ali have many depressing news stories that they somehow turn into bits! Alongside that is a This or That on "Pampering" and truly the WORST Hen House Open Mic to date. Both girls bomb miserably. Tune in!

Kelly and Ali have a blast on this episode- with a THIS or THAT and Hen House Open Mic about the beach, these two provide non-stop giggles. Also, a big congrats to Ali who hit 100,000 followers on Tik Tok!! 

Please enjoy this episode, which has an overall theme of "America" for 4th of July! As always, a trigger warning because Kelly and Ali accidentally say offensive things because they don't know how to cope with dark topics. Listen now!!

In this Episode of NIGHTCOOP, the twins talk about taking accountability for your quality of life. They tackle some of the big issues in the USA: obesity and homelessness. Do they meet these topics with enough empathy? Who's to say. After the complicated discussion, they turn back to silly with a THIS or THAT on "The Carnival."

Kelly and Ali discuss this week's news: submarine goes missing while going to sight-see the Titanic ruins and a man dies after accidentally pulling the clip on his grandfather's old grenade! The good news keep on coming... Additionally, we have a This or That on "street signs", TWO 'What the Clucks' and a Hen House Open Mic on "Gym Class" TUNE IN NOW!

This new episode of NIGHTCOOP is one word: unhinged. Kelly and Ali lack empathy once again in certain situations but truly why would you bring a baby to the movies? It's not like they're gonna remember it. This episode goes off the rails as the two reach peak rudeness.

Kelly and Ali have a blast on this week's episode which includes your weekly news, a Hen House Open Mic on Theme Parks, and a This or That comparing popular chicken-based dishes. Do you go Wings or Chicken Tenders? Find out who you side with on this NEW episode!