No Funkin', Strictly Monkin'

NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN IS BACK (for one time only)! Andre and Jake are back with our favorite defective detective to talk the newly released Monk movie MR. MONK'S LAST CASE! FOLLOW ANDRE & JAKE'S PSYCH PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-at-first-psych/id1669921727 Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie

Well, here we are. We have reached the final episode of Monk. And who better to commemorate the occasion with than MONK creator, Andy Breckman. We talk to Andy about how they came to the show's ending, and various stories from his time on the show. Then, Andre and Jake analyze the finale, and reflect on the journey this pod has taken them on. Thank you so much for listening. Share with your friends. You can reach us at @andrebarrera and @thejakechristie respectively.

We've reached the end, folks. Andre and Jake get together to discuss the penultimate Monk episode, MR. MONK AND THE END (PART 1)! Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Share this show with a friend.

This podcast takes place on the wrong side of the thin blue line. Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE BADGE! Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Call your police tipline and recommend this podcast to them. Actually don't do that because I think it's against the law.

What's that sound you hear? Is it wedding bells? Nope. It's Andre and Jake talking MR. MONK IS THE BEST MAN! Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are a wedding cake decorator, don't bother putting your next customers' names on top of their cake. Put a recommendation of this podcast. They will thank you later.

Gather around the fire and listen to Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK GOES CAMPING! Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you go camping, repeat an anecdote from this podcast as if it were a scary campfire story.

Who let the Monk out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Andre and Jake are back from a hiatus to talk MR. MONK AND THE DOG! Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you go off to war, don't put your name and rank on your dog tags, put a recommendation to this podcast.

Guess who's back? Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND SHARONA! Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you run into an old ex and he or she asks how you are doing, don't update them on your actual life, just recommend them this podcast.

It's time for a celebration! Not our birthdays, but Monk's birthday! Andre and Jake are back to talk HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. MONK! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you are in charge of getting a cake decorated for a small child's birthday, eschew any birthday message and instead have it say, "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN."

It's our turn to share first. Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK GOES TO GROUP THERAPY! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Write a recommendation to this podcast on a piece of paper and turn it into a paper airplane. Throw it across a large, crowded room.

Call in the witch doctor! Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE VOODOO CURSE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If they still make those car rims that can display messages when they're spinning, but this podcast logo on yours.

Don't give this episode a bad review! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE CRITIC! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are getting your dog chipped, in addition to your name and address, have them enter a recommendation of this podcast onto it. That way, when someone finds your lost dog, you get your dog back, and they get a cool podcast to listen to.

Order in the court! Andre and Jake stand trial to talk MR. MONK TAKES THE STAND! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Buy a plaque on a bench in Central Park that says "Listen to No Funkin Strictly Monkin"

Is this just another podcast pretending to be No Funkin'. Strictly Monkin'? Of course not. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK IS SOMEONE ELSE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie I'll make this one on-topic: if you should ever meet your doppleganger, recommend this podcast to them.

What's that in the sky? Oh right! It's Andre and Jake talking MR. MONK AND THE UFO. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are an NFL player featured on Sunday Night Football, do your intro thing as "[First name] [Last name], Strictly Monkin' University."

This episode cannot be contained to the United States! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE FOREIGN MAN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are traveling abroad, recommend this podcast to the most intimidating customs agent you see.

Andre and Jake are talking their favorite show's favorite show! Follow the show: @mcuniversitypod Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie

We've reached the end of season seven! Andre and Jake talk the finale of the penultimate season, MR. MONK FIGHTS CITY HALL! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie In the spirit of this episode, at your next local city council hearing, make a public speech recommending this podcast to the panel. They'll probably cut you off at some point, so make sure you have a quick pitch.

Abra-cadorfman, folks! Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE MAGICIAN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are indeed a magician, please work a recommendation of our podcast into your act. I personally would suggest having an audience member write their name on a card and then you magically turn their name into "NO FUNKIN STRICTLY MONKIN," but you probably know better than me.

Listen to this episode or you're getting a swirly! Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE BULLY! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin If you are an IT worker and you hate your job, replace your company's website with a link to this podcast.

Hut, hut... MONK! Andre and Jake put on their pads to talk MR. MONK MAKES THE PLAYOFFS! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you own cattle, brand this podcast logo onto a steer instead of your initials or whatever.

If you listen to this whole podcast, you can take a candy out of the jar. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE LADY NEXT DOOR! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are an Olympian and win an Olympic event, credit this podcast as one of the things in your training regimen.

Andre and Jake keep on rollin' to talk MR. MONK ON WHEELS! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you work at Best Buy, rig the TVs to display the logo of our podcast.

This podcast is good - hand to God! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK'S OTHER BROTHER! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you own a large farm, please mow a crop circle that says "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN STRICTLY MONKIN."

Do you believe in miracles? YES! Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE MIRACLE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you decide to disappear without a trace, leave our podcast up on your computer so the police will think it's a clue, and they'll listen to our episodes trying to find important info.

You are getting very sleepy... just kidding - you gotta listen to this podcast. Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK GETS HYPNOTIZED! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Slip a link to this podcast into your work e-mail's signature and see if anyone notices.

A nice round number. Andre and Jake put the show inFocus to discuss MR. MONK'S 100TH CASE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are a psychic, 1) you're a liar, and 2) tell every client you see today that you see them listening to this podcast in their future.

Love is in the air. Or at least in this episode. Andre and Jake get their Zemenian passports stamped to talk MR. MONK FALLS IN LOVE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Hack into one of those electronic signs they set up on the side of highways and change "SLOW. CONSTRUCTION AHEAD." to "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN STRICTLY MONKIN."

You have to listen to this one through a periscope (that makes no sense): we're talking MR. MONK IS UNDERWATER! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Since we can go back to indoor restaurants, IN ADDITION to handsomely tipping your waitstaff, write a recommendation to this pod on the bottom of the receipt.

Andre and Jake hop in the ring to talk MR. MONK TAKES A PUNCH! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Go on Facebook and group message twenty people with the same first and last name as you. Recommend this pod to them.

It looks like our number has come up. Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK GETS LOTTO FEVER! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you happen to die sometime soon (as in, before this podcast ends), and a medium contacts you, instead of telling your loved ones that you are all right, tell them to listen to this podcast.

You are very smart for listening to this episode. Andre and Jake are here to talk MR. MONK AND THE GENIUS! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Build a time machine, go back to Ancient Egypt, and get a scribe to write a recommendation to this podcast in hieroglyphics.

It's the beginning of season 7, so Andy B and Jake C put a down payment in on a forever home to talk MR. MONK BUYS A HOUSE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are a demon/ghost currently terrorizing an innocent family, next time you write them a message in blood, make it "LISTEN TO NO FUNKIN, STRICTLY MONKIN."

Your friends Andre and Jake finish out season six strong with MR. MONK IS ON THE RUN - PART 2! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Commit a heinous crime, get convicted, and when it's your turn to speak at your sentencing hearing, instead of repenting, recommend this podcast to the judge, attorneys, and any onlookers.

Your friends Andre and Jake are back from a brief hiatus to discuss part one of the season six finale: MR. MONK IS ON THE RUN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Next time you go to a baseball game, instead of wishing someone a happy birthday on the Jumbo-Tron, ask them to put up a recommendation to this podcast.

A picture says a thousand words. And a podcast says at least two-thousand. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK PAINTS HIS MASTERPIECE. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Engrave the words "Listen to No Funkin, Strictly Monkin" onto a small piece of metal of some kind. Swallow that piece of metal. Go to the hospital and when they do an X-ray, say to the technician, "Maybe you should do what the piece of metal says."

I got bad news if your name is Julie Teeger - you have to listen to this podcast! Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE THREE JULIES! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie In the spirit of this episode, find someone on Facebook with your exact name and recommend this podcast to them.

We'd like to make a deposit: this podcast into your ears. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK GOES TO THE BANK! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are a producer on that new Game of Thrones prequel thing, get a Dothraki character to recommend this podcast in the Dothraki language.

In lieu of Kool-Aid, drink this podcast up! We're talking MR. MONK JOINS A CULT! Follow the show: @thejakechristie Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Get someone in the $25 range on Cameo to record a recommendation to this podcast. The less-related to Monk, the better.

It would have been a silent night if not for the chopper singing out. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE MAN WHO SHOT SANTA! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie I'll make this one simple. Mother's Day is coming up. Give your mother the gift of this podcast (unless she is offended by *repeated* mentions of cuckolding).

Pound another cup of coffee, because you're not hitting the hay any time soon. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK IS UP ALL NIGHT! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you do the bottom ticker on CNN, please slide in a recommendation for this podcast in between stories of Trump cronies admitting to crimes.

Monk may have gotten the wrong man, but you've got the right podcast. Listen to Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE WRONG MAN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are a PhD student working on your dissertation, include this podcast in your acknowledgements. The worst thing that can happen is the people reading it listen to an episode.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a podcast! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK AND THE DAREDEVIL! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you work at a CVS, add a recommendation to our podcast onto your receipts. They're so long, corporate won't notice.

X marks the spot and the spot is this podcast. Andre and Jake are back to talk MR. MONK AND THE BURIED TREASURE! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are a video game developer, please make the cheat code that gives you infinite lives be "STRICTLY MONKIN."

When a man loves a TV show very much, he asks his online friend to do a podcast where they watch all of it. This is that podcast. Andre and Jake are talking MR. MONK AND THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Find a low-tier NASCAR team in need of sponsorship money and pay to get our logo onto their car.

Breaking up is hard enough without a murder involved! Jake and Andre talk MR. MONK AND THE BAD GIRLFRIEND! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If and only if you are Charles Xavier, go into Cerebro and beam a recommendation of this podcast to every mutant on earth.

It's neither of our birthdays, but we got our birthday suits on (not really) to talk MR. MONK AND THE NAKED MAN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie Obviously they can't listen to podcasts in prison, but if you have a prison inmate pen pal, recommend this podcast to them to listen to when they get out.

Word. Word. Word. Here's the 4-1-1 (that means "information"), Andre and Jake drop the mic to talk MR. MONK AND THE RAPPER! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie I know you're told to call your congressperson a lot these days, and while I don't think you should call them JUST to recommend this podcast, if you're calling them to, say, speak out against horrible voting laws or anti-trans legislation, throw in a recommendation to the staffer who answers the phone.

We'll sign autographs, but no photos! Andre and Jake talk MR. MONK MEETS HIS BIGGEST FAN! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you are a professional psychic, (1) stop lying to people, and (2) tell them that the tarot card they pull means that they have to listen to this podcast.

You've gotta listen to this podcast, stat! Andre and Jake's vitals are stable so they talk MR. MONK GOES TO THE HOSPITAL. Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you happen to know a gorilla that does sign language, recommend this podcast to him or her (in sign language).

What a wonderful coincidence! In this episode, Monk gets hooked up to the World Wide Web, and you're *accessing* this episode on the World Wide Web! We're talking MR. MONK AND THE REALLY. REALLY DEAD GUY! Follow the show: @strictlymonkin Follow Andre: @andrebarrera Follow Jake: @thejakechristie If you find yourself in a room with the actual Declaration of Independence, please, in the section where they complain about King George, add a bullet point about how he never listened to this podcast, and that made him doubly bad.