Northeast Extension

Pat recounts his recent camping trip through New England; Nick moves (back) to Georgia. Recorded Sept. 19, 2021.

For the season 3 premiere of Northeast Extension, the guys couldn't get their schedules to link up, so Nick had a conversation with Dan on one day, and Pat on the next. Hear them both now.

Pat tells an unnecessarily involved story about baseball hats, and theorizes that no one *really* likes baseball anyway.

The gang, reunited, muses on what living through the pandemic will do to us in the future. Among other things.

Nick explains his recent medical adventures; Dan rediscovers his first slow dance; Pat is nowhere to be found.

Dan almost burned his house down. Everything else is just incidental.

The guys get nostalgic over old-school TV; Pat talks about retro games and shipping label frustration; Nick brings more of the 3001 questions.

Pat got his COVID-19 shot, like, four hours before this episode so he gets hit with a bit of the brain fog. Also, Nick gives a health update.

Dan tells the guys about something he saw while driving on the Mario Cuomo Bridge, and things get a bit serious. Also, Pat has a wicked ear infection.

No bones about it, folks. This is a weird one.

On an episode without Dan, Pat and Nick discuss retro gaming, the Grammys and the $15 minimum wage.

Dan gets himself a PS5 and is anxious about the arrival. He also reached a major exercise accomplishment. Nick misses Broadway, but Pat thinks he's too cool for it.

Dan gets his second vaccine dose; Pat fixes his toilet; Nick asks the gang some deep questions.

Note: Pat uploaded this episode a day late, mostly because he forgot.   But the gang talks a whole lot about video games, and also Dan's upcoming second COVID shot.

Without Pat, Nick and Dan talk about health, modern age of television, traveling, and movies that made grown men cry.

Nick brings in Maggie, who joins the gang as a special guest; Dan gives some fatherly advice; Pat gets a new computer. Theme song: SOS by Silo Good, ft. Tatiana

Dan is back, and gives us updates about his baby! Also, Nick takes us back into the weird space that is Touch of Modern and things get... kind of weird.

Dan had a baby! We got a new president! Pat complains about people who won't Google things! Nick gets things from Skymall!

Dan anxiously awaits the birth of his daughter; Pat frets about Christmas shopping.

On a duo episode with Nick and Pat, Pat tells us about his new glasses and his COVID-safe trip. Additionally, Nick and Pat talk about politics and religion a lot.

Dan and Nick dive deep into goals and aspirations, while using the past to inspire new ideas and direction.  Also, introducing The American Dream. A multi-part sub-series of the Northeast Extension.   

With Pat away, it leaves Nick and Dan to talk about sports and HIIT workouts; also, Dan and Nick update us on their recent visits with each other and Dan's (safe) trips around Massachusetts. 

Without Nick this week, Dan and Pat talk about Pat's new (and maybe cursed) tattoo, a stupid sweatshirt that Pat bought, and early voting.

Nick tells us of his run in with the President, while Dan talks about an experience with a funeral director.

The guys discuss Fall Guys; Pat mistakes John Kasich for Rick Ocasek.

On this episode, Pat updates us on how his COVID test went; the gang rants about politics for a good long time; Dan tells us of a bat in his proverbial belfry.  

Dan, Nick and Pat talk about writing, deadlines, Death Stranding and Chuck Klosterman.

Pat, Dan and Nick talk a whole lot about Hamilton. Like, a whole lot.

Nick returns from his excursion and tells us about the miniseries he filmed last week; Dan tells us about how he used to be the big man on campus in high school; Pat talks about the intercontinental adventure his new face mask went on.

While Nick is away, Dan and Pat talk about the loosening of restrictions, the time the cops came to Pat's house this weekend and -- for some reason -- milk.

Nick, Dan and Pat start the episode discussing some of the deeply troubling events in our country and how the scourge of racism needs to be stamped out. From there, we talk about big news from Dan, Dungeons and Dragons, and how Pat ruined Dan's birthday.

Dan tells about a charlatan tarot reader; Nick tells us about a friend who was kind of a medium; Pat tells us about a surprise house guest who made him question his own sanity.

Nick, for some reason, decides to eat a bunch of pudding; Pat gets some office furniture; Dan plays Uncharted.

We try to talk about cheese, Elon Musk and Grimes' baby's dumb name and, of course, the rona, but somehow every story ended up being about our friend Bob.

Nick, Pat and Dan talk about COVID-19, dreams and the weird things Pat does while he's asleep.

Nick, Dan and Pat talk about the big Unpleasantness, including morons protesting it. But there's also a lot of talk about food from other cultures and even an improv scene at the end, a first for the podcast!

Honestly, Nick, Dan and Pat mostly just talk about Tiger King. But also the rona.

Pat explains why Animal Crossing is fun. Dan tells us about a weird play he saw. Nick destroys his knee. Again. 

We talk about the Big Bad Thing, but also some other stuff.

Dan and Nick take over the show while Pat is stuck at work late. Nick discusses future endeavors and Dan explained the current state of the world 

Dan visited Nick in New York; Pat saw Parasite; Nick embarrassed himself in front of Ryan Reynolds.

Nick tells us about a jerk at work; a brief rundown of the Iowa Caucuses; the guys discuss their zodiac signs.

Dan tells the story of how Pat met, and then subsequently chipped the tooth of, his then-girlfriend-and-now-wife. Pat complains about Baby Nut. Nick's dad asks us to talk about aliens like this is Coast to Coast or something.

The guys take some time to recommend some podcasts, talk about backmasking on 1970s records.

Dan updates us on his trip to Stowe; Pat tells us about the movie Cats; Nick tries to sell us some candles.

Dan plans for an upcoming trip; Pat updates us on his switch to vegetarianism; Nick thinks Hitler might still be alive.

Pat finally got his tattoo. There are some super topical jokes about Ja Rule. Nick saw Times Square's New Year's Celebration. 

Pat and Dan reunite in Scranton, while Nick calls in from New York City. Pat updates us on his tattoo saga, while filling us in on a horrible incident involving a roadkill squirrel.

Pat and Dan talk about tattoos, shopping and the inky black soulless eyes of Pop Vinyl figures.

This week, Dan tells the tale of how he got ridiculously lost when he was trying to get to New Jersey. Also, everyone talks about balls. Like, a lot.

Nick couldn't make it this week. Dan and Pat talk about Jojo Rabbit, some of their favorite video games and the time Pat and Nick became karaoke celebrities.