Stargate Weekly

We haven’t gone anywhere. We just need to spend some time in the sarcophagus. We’ll be back in the future to finish season 3 of SG-1 and continue with the rest of the franchise. In the meantime, enjoy this rundown of our top five Stargate Atlantis episodes.

SG-1 S03E17 100 Days We speculate about how stargates work (again), and wonder if naquadah is flammable as well as explosive.

SG-1 S03E16 Urgo In this episode, we talk about Jell-O, yogurt, defibrillators, electromagnetic pulses, and new rooms at the SGC that we’ve never seen before.

SG-1 S03E15 Pretense We needed a pretense to get Maggie back on the show, and this episode fits the bill nicely.

SG-1 S03E14 Foothold The SGC is compromised again, and Maybourne is actually useful.

SG-1 S03E13 The Devil You Know Previous guests Ben Nielsen and Chris Holden join us again to talk about how Apophis has set the standard for Goa’uld scene-chewing etiquette, but his interrogation techniques need some work. (Also Martouf is bae.)

  SG-1 S03E12 Jolinar’s Memories The Team has a Hell of a time this week, but don’t worry. It’s a dry heat.

SG-1 S03E11 Past and Present Did we talk about this episode? We’re having some trouble remembering.

SG-1 S03E10 Forever in a Day Daniel’s mind copes with some serious ribonning, and we go along for the ride.

SG-1 S03E09 Rules of Engagement In which we discuss why you should never take a huge honkin’ Apophis at face value.

SG-1 S03E08 Demons Teal’c weighs more than a duck, people write and speak different versions of English, and Peter DeLuise screams. All this and more in “Demons.”

SG-1 S03E07 Deadman Switch Our friend Steve joins us to talk about Flash Gordon, Jack’s sense of humor, and Daniel’s headgear.

SG-1 S03E06 “Point of View” We’re seeing double this week in “Point of View.” Stay tuned for information about helping us with our album art at the end of the episode!

SG-1 S03E05 Learning Curve Sam gets to play with a new toy, Jack violates orders, Daniel makes a questionable fashion choice, and the Orbanians learn how to have fun.

SG-1 S03E04 Legacy It’s a doctors’ reunion at the SGC as they work to stop a Goa’uld-killing weapon that makes people schizophrenic. Or, if you’re in the alternate universe of DVD jacket summaries, Hammond saves the day all by himself.

SG-1 S03E03 Fair Game In this extra long episode, Alex Perry joins us to talk about “Fair Game” and maybe one or two things tangentially related to the story.

SG-1 S03E02 Seth We’re talking about ugly sweaters and obvious plants who aren’t really plants this week.

SG-1 S03E01 Into the Fire We’re back for season 3! This week, Ashley V. Robinson of Geek History Lesson joins us to talk about Stargate and her new comic, SCIENCE!

SG-1 Season 2 Recap Once again, we come to the end of a season. We talk about the highs and lows of the second season, read listener feedback, and take another quiz.

SG-1 S02E22 Out of Mind We come to the final episode of the second season, in which things may not be what they seem.

SG-1 S-2E21 1969 We went back in time and recorded this episode in January with our good friend Chris Holden.

SG-1 S02E20 Show and Tell This week’s episode is almost as short as the alleged Reetou threat.

SG-1 S02E19 One False Step Here comes the airplane! Join our heroes as they try to breach an impossible language barrier with a symbiotic species.

SG-1 S02E18 Serpent’s Song In this episode, we say farewell to Apophis, or do we?

SG-1 S02E17 Holiday This week, we have body swapping, old age makeup, and a detailed discussion about The Wheel of Time.

SG-1 S02E16 A Matter of Time Apologies for the late release of this episode. Time was moving at a different speed for us this week.

SG-1 S02E15 The Fifth Race Special guest Benjamin Nielsen joins us again to talk about language, brain usage, and a brief history of the Ancients.

SG-1 S02E14 Touchstone In this episode, we get intrigue, Air Force stock footage, dated CGI, and Harry Maybourne. There is a distinct lack of everyone’s favorite gate technician though.

SG-1 S01E13 Spirits This week, Stargate approaches Native Americans better than Star Trek, and we get important feedback on Goa’uld reproduction. Listener Markus Kindly wrote in with this excellent information: Let’s go through the evidence: Goa’uld have “queens” which are the only ones to produce offspring. Apophis (and I think a couple other system lords) … Continue reading It’s Cooler in Italian

SG-1 S02E11-S02E12 The Tok’ra We have a science fiction double feature this week with this two-parter. Jacob Carter is back, and we have some important story developments.

SG-1 S02E10 Bane This week, we encounter bugs, water guns, giant chocolate bars, and Harry Maybourne. We also mourn the passing of a few childhood stores.

SG-1 S02E09 Secrets In this second soap opera episode in a row, we see a familiar face from the movie, meet an important side character, and a plot point looks like it could be important in the future but will actually never go anywhere.

SG-1 S02E08 Family Jack and the pack head back to Chulak with Bra’tac to save Rya’c and face an attack from Fro’tak.

SG-1 S02E07 Message in a Bottle This week, the SGC gets compromised again, O’Neill seems to have a propensity for being taken over by blue entities, and we sadly come to the end of the 31 Days of Stargate.

SG-1 S02E06 Thor’s Chariot This week, we revisit Cimmeria with SG-1, debate Norse Numerology, and Stuart is the one who brings up Star Trek for a change.

S02E05 Need If you’ve been in Stargate Weekly withdrawal, we have what you “Need” this week!

SG-1 S02E04 The Gamekeeper We’re trapped in a podcast simulation this week, doomed to continue recording over and over for the amusement of others.

Stargate Origins In this very special episode, we talk about the newest addition to the Stargate franchise.

SG-1 S02E03 Prisoners In this episode, we wonder why so many SG teams are dedicated to medical support, discuss the difference between carousels and merry-go-rounds, and discuss the finer points of Stargate dismemberment.

SG-1 S02E02 In the Line of Duty Maggie Szeder joins us once again to talk about lax security procedures at the SGC, Daniel Jackson leaving his intelligence at home, and the feasibility of using a mouth guard to prevent Goa’uld possession.

SG-1 S02E01 In the Serpent’s Lair We’re back, and we have theme music now too! Our coverage of season 2 of Stargate SG-1 starts now.

We’ve reached the end of season 1! In this episode we talk about the scenes in the theme, the best and worst episodes, and how the characters have grown. We also take a terrible quiz.

This week, we talk about Batman vs. Superman and how French Stewart spells his name.

We somehow manage to spend longer on a clip show that we do on some of the other episodes this season.

We grow goatees and talk about Stargate’s first mirror universe episode.

Double the SG-1, double the fun.

In this episode, we discuss The Fast & the Furious franchise, LEGO sets from the 90s, and the fact that everyone’s favorite gate technician still has no name.

On this latest episode of Worldtube Weekly, we talk about “Enigma” and how advanced people apparently have no need for tact (but hopefully do know how to care for cats).

This week, we deserve to be put on trial for spending only half an hour talking about “Cor-ai.”

This week, we talk about black holes, eclipses, and the inexplicable disappearance of bombs in “Singularity.”

This week, we got together and talked about “Fire and Water,” or was that a false memory?